Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[TheRationals]

Ralph's Powerchat is still up as of now. https://powerchat.live/theralphretort?tab=donation

 

[Katkis]

And the people that have gone full circle to being unironic Ralphamales are mongrels like Gahoole, Daiymo, and EsoShaggy. Why do you need to suck off an E-Daddy?

He needs a little hyping up to keep the content coming.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Ralph dying would be a terrible blow for the Farms, worse than the #dropkiwifarms offensive. Ragepig is the main creator of lore and entertainment for the farmers since the day of the Corn.
Ralph killing himself would actually be a big L for Null. It's difficult to find somebody at this level of lolcowness to fill the void.

The pool of fun lolcow content keeps shrinking by the day.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekeita is a fucking idiot if he is going to bat for ralph again.

Rekieta going to bat for Ralph was inevitable given the circumstances.

As soon as Rekieta volunteered that KF started to go downhill many months ago in the Ralph subforum, I knew that Dick had stuck his claws him and the reconciliation was going to happen. It was just a question of when it would get to the point of being on stream together.

What will happen is that Ralph will pretend that Rekieta is at the peak of his post-Depp fame forever, and Rekieta will pretend that Ralph isn't relapsing on drink and/or pills. Ralph will get a friend with contacts at the top of Rumble, and Rekieta will get his ego stroked, I guess?

The two of them probably see this as a gift from god cause a lot of people will just click on streams involving Ralph for the potential trashfire.

The embarrassing thing will be if Ralph starts beating Rekieta in Rumble Rants (their super chat equivalent) once he moves home base over to there.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

The man is Chaos personified.

Yes but it's the type of chaos born out of complete idiocy.

The two of them probably see this as a gift from god cause a lot of people will just click on streams involving Ralph for the potential trashfire.

Which is why he's tolerated Ralph for so long, he knows that Ralph can be very entertaining content at times.

What will happen is that Ralph will pretend that Rekieta is at the peak of his post-Depp fame forever, and Rekieta will pretend that Ralph isn't relapsing on drink and/or pills. Ralph will get a friend with contacts at the top of Rumble, and Rekieta will get his ego stroked, I guess?

That's the best case scenario for Ralph, there's also the possibility that Rekieta will string him along, maybe appear on the killstream once to avoid another blowout, but of course that would require him to have a spine, which he doesn't seem to anymore.
He'll likely do everything he can to help the midget that said horrible things about his wife and kids (whether deserved or not) and threatened him in a bunch of ways, all because of posts laughing at his degeneracy.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Ralph posted the names and numbers of all high ranking AF members. Now banned from Cozy and PowerChat, he has no existing income structure.

Wait to be clear, was he banned from cozy and powerchat for going to the rally, or for posting the names and numbers?

If its the former, lol nick got humiliated by a drunk retard.

If its the latter, how stupid is ralph that he decided to bite the hand that feeds.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

What will happen is that Ralph will pretend that Rekieta is at the peak of his post-Depp fame forever, and Rekieta will pretend that Ralph isn't relapsing on drink and/or pills. Ralph will get a friend with contacts at the top of Rumble, and Rekieta will get his ego stroked, I guess?

Rekieta was probably just tired of a gross pigmonster dogging him and took the path of least resistance yet again, as he always does.
Rekieta has the moral backbone of an earthworm. I can't wait for the tiniest perceived slight so Ralph can describe in graphic detail how he's gonna kill his kids and then say someone else might kill his kids and what a shame that would be.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Truly a timeless parable.

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Fucker, you made me choke on my Gatorade. Bravo

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

The parallels between Ralph and Stuttering John Melendez from The Howard Stern show are uncanny

1. Fat alcoholics
2. Had all the right doors opened for them to be successes only to spit in the face of it every single time
3. Exploding at the tiniest provocation and going scorched earth for 'trashing him'
4. Literally never the funniest/best parts of their own shows and don't realize this
5. Divorced deadbeat dads that mooch/mooched off their elderly mothers

 

[Sewer Rat]

Holy shit Rekieta hates his wife, Ralph ran her name through the mud, made her look like the nastiest whore in the planet, and Rekieta is now siding with Ralph, god this is funny.

 

[The Ancestor]

I think it makes sense now, he was suicide baiting Nick and his capos to be nice to him, like a retarded 13 year old girl.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Ralph's antics once again bring a smile to my face. Maybe one day he'll realize it's easier to have us laugh with him by burning yet another bridge. I anxiously await the Rekeita/Masterson/Ralphamale stream and the content it will surely provide.

Ralph, this is your chance to make it big so don't hold back at all please.

 

[Pizdec]

Holy shit Rekieta hates his wife, Ralph ran her name through the mud, made her look like the nastiest whore in the planet, and Rekieta is now siding with Ralph, god this is funny.

Ralph: NO ONE WANTS YOUR RETARDED KIDS ANYWAYS RACKETS
Nick: :T Rood
Ralph: FUCK THE GROYPERS, FUCK THE FARMS, BURN IT DOWN.
Nick: my man

 

[AgendaPoster]

No, it's just a regular social relationship.

Motherfucker did you just make an account today and exclusively started to spam sympathetic shit about the Gunt? Tell me it ain't so

 

[TJBirish]

Rekieta going to bat for Ralph was inevitable given the circumstances.

Where did this happen?

The embarrassing thing will be if Ralph starts beating Rekieta in Rumble Rants (their super chat equivalent) once he moves home base over to there.

Ralph's been on Rumble for 9 months already

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

>the band back together
>only 3 of the people that were in the healstream
the beach boys are more of the OGs than the kill stream at this point

Lmao. Ralph thinks he had a band (aka friends) once upon a time.

Ralph is finally ready to show love and mercy to Rackets, he’s been outer Gunt darkness for so long.

Unless there’s some big celebrity, or race baiting, trial coming up Nick might take Gunt on his offer just cuz he needs content. But Ralph would need paid for his “exclusive” and Rackets would draw the line there. Rackets wants to be paid for reading insulting superchats to Gunt, but Gunt wants paid for having to listen to them.

Funny Ralph wants to bring along to Dick for moral support.

Gunt has a small window to milk this for what he can and try to keep his little show afloat on rumble. But it’s Gunt and he greedy, and desperate, so it will be fun to watch how he fucks it up.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Don't apologize, Ralph. Kings don't apologize, they accept apologies even if they do it out on the street. Pride is more important than money that you owe to people you hate, and making someone else money is what bitches do. Make every Groyper apologize on twitter and then tell them to fuck off. Do guest spots on whatever channels and podcasts that will have you and take your appearance fees and superchat cuts in cash. Buy a motorcycle and live a nomadic lifestyle so that nobody can serve you papers. IRL stream with IP2 and have them pay you in booze and drugs. Live out the rest of your FIVE STAR DAYS like a true RALPHAMALE.
Also please bring Chaggot with you. He can sit in a little sidecar on your motorcycle and do tricks for coins on the street.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Funny Ralph wants to bring along to Dick for moral support.

Dick is the biggest guntguard, Rekieta's been having him on stream a lot lately and everytime the name Ralph appears he starts a full speech about how great Ralph is, fuck one time even out of nowhere Dick started talking good shit about Ralph during Rekieta's stream.
For content I really want this collab to happen, Rekieta ruining his falling reputation even more because Dick convinced him to hace Ralph on stream would be funny as shit, also Ralph is known for saving for years even the most minuscule bit of information to betray people, I sure can see this biting Rekieta in the ass later.
again, sorry for Rekieta's wife, the most verbally abused person there probably, your husband is a drunk retard that hangs out with a pig that called you a back alley whore that gets trains ran by black men.

 

[Sperglord666]

I have depicted you, the Eternal Fencesitter, as a soyjak.
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Please respond in kind to avoid being declared coaly and btfo

Is it still fence sitting if I'm on team "Hopefully they all kill each other"?

 

[Sammich]

What is the chance masterson drops him too?

slim to fucking none.