Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Muskcarpone]

Let's look at the basic qualifications:



Hmmm. Driver's license. Hasn't got it, after his shenanigans in the past, he won't get one. So, even if he weren't a 40 year old diabetic, noodle-armed drug addict, he wouldn't get the job.

Let's move on:

- Excellent physical condition. Lol.
- Courage and bravery. To be fair, he is courageous enough to run his mouth, so let's grant him the courage of a man who is too stupid to run away from danger.
- Teamwork and collaboration: two things he has repeatedly proven himself to be incapable of. If he had either, he would still have a job and probably running water by now.
-Communication: when it comes to informing the world about his wife's yeasty vagina, he excels at it.
- Problem solving and decision making abilities: he lives in a run down trailer with Pissa and a dozen cats who piss on his pillow without running water. Says it all, really.
- Attention to detail and safety awareness. Nope to both.
- Adaptability and flexibility. Joh just CAN'T work weekends, folks!
- Compassion and empathy: possibly more than his wife, because he at least acknowledges her existence, which is a sentiment not returned by her. However, I can't see him caring even the slightest about people burning to death If saving them would cause him even a modicum of inconvenience.
- Mechanical aptitude: Joh can run a grill and that's the extend of his aptitude. He can't fix shit.
- time management and organization: How often do I have to repeat myself, you morons: JOH. CAN'T. WORK. WEEKENDS!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Let's also add in - he plans to use synthetic urine (u-pass) to cheat the drug test after he gets the job (lol not gonna happen to begin with, but let's just play with it).

He plans.

To cheat.

The drug tests.

Dude.

Here's a fun link about firefighters and drug testing. If it's suspected that he's smoking (comes in stinking of weed, high as a kite when called in, etc) his supervisor can demand a drug test - if he says 'lol nope' or tries to pass off a cold bottle of piss (which I saw a couple times during my tenure in the military - people trying to pass off synthetic urine get flagged immediately by the collector, because the bottle is not the right temperature. Both times I saw it, those Sailors were processed out, and not with honorable discharges) he can be suspended from work and processed for dismissal, aka: fired.

Joh, you are a fucking moron. I mean, it's impossible that he'll get hired anyway given there's no way he's passing the physical, he has a criminal record and he has to take a written examination that I'm certain he's too retarded to pass, but c'mon. Planning to cheat a drug test instead of just abandoning drugs (which, BTW, is STILL ILLEGAL IN HIS STATE) is planning to fail.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

The reason why Joh needs to pass a drug test is because he wants to be a firefighter like his brother in law Tyler

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lol good luck, noodle arms

Even if he passes everything else. He won't pass the physical.

I've gotten multiple jobs with synthetic so have my friends, we have passed random pops too because have to go off to a lab in several states. Even when an attendant watches our backs are turned to them. It's sneaky. Prescription is legal in my state. State, city, and county workers are no longer able to be turned away due to failure of drug testing.

I'm okay with a lot of professions getting high. I'm not feeling hella safe with dipshit being a pothead and firefighter. Mature adults with self- awareness sure. They see some serious fucked up shit.

He can be turned away for his diabetes. I come from a police and first responder family.

Eta- they cant be turned away with a prescription

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Hey, I found the jobs he's applied to!!! Who wants to bet that all he's done is filled out the online applications and that's it?

Plus there's fucking Dollar General that's hiring. I've seen those stores hire legit crackheads. Him being an angry noodle-armed twerp wouldn't matter as long as he can shlep his way in.

ETA: So I did a bit of poking about using the trailer dox we found earlier that placed them at 1765 Blue Rd, Tuscumbia, AL 35674.

Dude, they're only 10 miles away from Muscle Shoals.

And remember what I said about the state of the 'hills' in the area with regard to anyone who cycles even moderately regularly...

He's less than an hour bicycle ride away at my fucking lazy goblin's pace back before lazy goblin was a lazy teenager and when lazy goblin was a shitstain pre-teen kid. On lazy goblin's fucking cruiser rather than lazy goblin's road bike.

Here's the closest Dollar General that's hiring:

So yeah, within 4 miles. EASILY covered on a cheap bicycle. No need for a car.

And with a bit more determination and the same cheap bicycle, he could not only get himself back into range of all that Muscle Shoal job availability, I found him a restaurant with an amusing name to go wash dishes at:

I will, in my final statement on this post, remind everyone that the riding speed devised by Google maps is accomplishable by the casual cyclist. I won't bother telling you how quickly anyone with a decent road bike who's at least an amateur cyclist can do that ride.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Joh is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

He couldn't get a door out of Robin's hoarded trailer, they don't have plumbing, the cats ruin everything...



...Places aren't hiring his smelly, surly ass, he has no car, Bank of Mom is drying up...



...Polissa and him only get $100 in food stamps a month now...



Samantha suggested Job Corps to help him out, since she may be thinking of him learning a skill (or mixed it up with a temp agency). Polissa schooled her on how not only is Josh too old, but also that her experience sucked so fucking hard, remember? I guess she forgot to mention that they almost killed her twice!



Regardless. Terrible. Horrible. No good. Very bad. Yep yep. At least no pissed on pillows today!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Joh is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

He couldn't get a door out of Robin's hoarded trailer, they don't have plumbing, the cats ruin everything...

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...Places aren't hiring his smelly, surly ass, he has no car, Bank of Mom is drying up...

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...Polissa and him only get $100 in food stamps a month now...

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Samantha suggested Job Corps to help him out, since she may be thinking of him learning a skill (or mixed it up with a temp agency). Polissa schooled her on how not only is Josh too old, but also that her experience sucked so fucking hard, remember? I guess she forgot to mention that they almost killed her twice!

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Regardless. Terrible. Horrible. No good. Very bad. Yep yep. At least no pissed on pillows today!

Given that the test Polissa is referring to is actually called TABE (Test of Basic Adult Education) and how horrible her grammar is in this specific comment, I wanna say that she's lying about having passed it. None of these subject areas are exactly her strong suit:



She can't even get the name of the test intended to measure basic competency correct

 

[LonesomeDud]

Polissa's interested in art? Paper and pencil won't do; she needs an iPad and an art room!

She wants to read? A library card won't work; she needs her own books, a bookshelf, and a dedicated reading space!

That surgery she needs will be taxpayer-funded? But will she have her own private room on a music-free ward?

Birthday is here? A night out for ax-throwing is fine, sure, but where is the car filled with balloons?

Give her a trailer on the vaunted family land? That's something, sure, but is said family also going to fix it up free of charge?

Send her something pre-hysterectomy? Your charity was inadequate; she didn't get the coloring book!

Doctor tells her to exercise? Well, walking is for peons. Where's my $$$ for ax-throwing lessons?

These people are utterly exhausting and next-level ungrateful. They're also completely blind to how repugnant their behavior is. It's maddening just to read about it here; I can't begin to imagine what it's like to deal with in person.

It's like watching an old Warner Bros cartoon. You see that disaster is about to strike, but the character speeds right off the cliff anyway. And they do it over and over and over, every Saturday morning. Polissa and Joh are cartoon characters for adults, pretty much, and they have every bit as much pattern recognition as an animated coyote.

The weird thing is if you walk into any ER in America, there are tons of Polissas and Johs. A few more make it to the floor, but they are there.

The entitled poor are an interesting class, and yes, they are exhausting. Mainly they don't grasp how rich and fortunate they are.

What I will say for Polissa is that I would find it pretty hurtful to not have running water and my mother won't let me use the shower. Then again, if Polissa's mom came on here and confronted me about my BS, I would block and report like a little bitch.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I think the real tragedy in all of this is that literally no one could have predicted that moving into a dilapidated trailer miles from anywhere would be difficult, expensive and stressful. I'd appreciate if you all could donate to Polissa so she can go to axe throwing league while her husband and pets languish in squalor.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I'm okay with a lot of professions getting high. I'm not feeling hella safe with dipshit being a pothead and firefighter. Mature adults with self- awareness sure. They see some serious fucked up shit.

yeah, it just doesn't work does it? like someone more responsible can probably have a spliff on the first day or two of their off days (is it split 4 days on, then 4 days off in the US like it is over here?) is probably fine. someone probably turning up stoned and smoking on shift, nope.

but as well as all the other retarded reasons why he won't get this job. pot doesn't only stay in your system two weeks afaik as it stored in the fat cells so removed from the system much slower.

again it shows how delusional he it. i doubt he's even bothered to look at the criteria, just heard the salary and that you needed to pass a drugs test.

Joh's job saga is really making me wonder how he ever was employed. it can't be that hard to get the types of roles he's applying for. if he's doing the apps online they can't tell he hasn't showered in however many months so it shouldn't be the cause of the difference. for these jobs i suspect going in well presented and polite and filling out the applicatioon in store would be better, but obviously that wouldn't work for him.

did he always just bitch this much trying to get a job? surprised he's not trying to charge for his plumbing expertise lol.

 

[glass_houses]

yeah, it just doesn't work does it? like someone more responsible can probably have a spliff on the first day or two of their off days (is it split 4 days on, then 4 days off in the US like it is over here?) is probably fine. someone probably turning up stoned and smoking on shift, nope.

but as well as all the other retarded reasons why he won't get this job. pot doesn't only stay in your system two weeks afaik as it stored in the fat cells so removed from the system much slower.

again it shows how delusional he it. i doubt he's even bothered to look at the criteria, just heard the salary and that you needed to pass a drugs test.

Joh's job saga is really making me wonder how he ever was employed. it can't be that hard to get the types of roles he's applying for. if he's doing the apps online they can't tell he hasn't showered in however many months so it shouldn't be the cause of the difference. for these jobs i suspect going in well presented and polite and filling out the applicatioon in store would be better, but obviously that wouldn't work for him.

did he always just bitch this much trying to get a job? surprised he's not trying to charge for his plumbing expertise lol.

Tbh I strongly suspect that Josh is BPD. With his raging entitlement you'd think he was a narc, but all the BPDs I've had the misfortune to happen to me have all had similar issues with entitlement. BPDs are generally able to keep to together for the first few weeks in most situations, but after that they're swinging up and down like the Dreamworld Claw. They have complete lack of respect for anyone or anything, and will mouth off at everyone within screaming distance. Another issue is that two thirds of the BPDs I've lived with have been remorselessly compulsive thieves. No matter how many times you tell them that you know they're taking shit, they'll keep doing it and deny it to your face with the stolen item right there in their hands. There's no rhyme or reason to what they steal, either. Sometimes it's needful shit like food or money, but often it's shit that has no monetary value or possible use outside of a particular setting, things like small machine parts, or one of a set of *something*. In Josh's case, he'd probably be walking off with random pieces of things like coffee machines when they've been broken down for cleaning, random pieces of old kitchen gear etc. A lot of bosses will tolerate some degree of mouthyness so long as the work is done and done well, but stealing essential pieces of equipment, no. Most bosses aren't going to be too upset if a couple kilos of nearly out of date mince disappears from the freezer, but Josh would be nicking entire boxes of fresh steak.

Or at least, that's my personal theory, anyway. It'd explain why he's ended up with Polissa, too; NPDs and BPDs are frequently drawn to each other.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Well, I have proof that Salazar is still in the picture. Here's the picture



Damn, I think this is the saddest picture that's been in the thread in awhile.

 

[glass_houses]

Well, I have proof that Salazar is still in the picture. Here's the picture

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Damn, I think this is the saddest picture that's been in the thread in awhile.

At least give her a branch and clean water, ffs.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

At least give her a branch and clean water, ffs.

That tank looks awful. I have no experience with snakes but wouldn't one want something to coil under, like a piece of hollow log or something? Or just like you said, some kind of branch it can climb? Something interesting for it to do?

Now we need proof of life for Dobby.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

OMFG. So, spoiler, I don't have a snake.

The goblin has a turtle, though. And I have friends who've had snakes. So I have some limited reptile experience.

Where the fuck is the basking rock? Basking light with UVA bulb? UVB bulb that reptiles need to process calcium? Hide area? Clean water? Soft cover?

This is fucking cruel. I feel for that poor snake. It's suffering from improper care and it can't voice its complaints.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Joh is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

He couldn't get a door out of Robin's hoarded trailer, they don't have plumbing, the cats ruin everything...

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...Places aren't hiring his smelly, surly ass, he has no car, Bank of Mom is drying up...

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...Polissa and him only get $100 in food stamps a month now...

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Samantha suggested Job Corps to help him out, since she may be thinking of him learning a skill (or mixed it up with a temp agency). Polissa schooled her on how not only is Josh too old, but also that her experience sucked so fucking hard, remember? I guess she forgot to mention that they almost killed her twice!

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Regardless. Terrible. Horrible. No good. Very bad. Yep yep. At least no pissed on pillows today!

I was gonna fix the pipes until I got high
I was gonna get up and move the tub but then I got high
My trailer is still messed up and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to Job Corps before I got high
I could'a gotten a cert and I could'a
Passed but I got high
I'm never going back and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna get a job but then I got high
I got an offer from Slim Chickens but I wanted to get high
No help has come in days and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna sue my landlord but then I got high
Zinus won't give me thousands and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna stay in the old house bc I was high
I was gonna own the trolls but I was high
Now I shit in a bucket and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna paint some Beach Cats until I got high
I was gonna rehome my real cats then I got high
Now my pillow is covered in piss and I know why

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Another issue is that two thirds of the BPDs I've lived with have been remorselessly compulsive thieves. No matter how many times you tell them that you know they're taking shit, they'll keep doing it and deny it to your face with the stolen item right there in their hands. There's no rhyme or reason to what they steal, either. Sometimes it's needful shit like food or money, but often it's shit that has no monetary value or possible use outside of a particular setting, things like small machine parts, or one of a set of *something*.

Honestly, I suspect Josh and Polissa both are shameless thieves. I am not sure if it's true that they aren't even allowed in the house to shower, that's probably an exaggeration (or just Josh is banned) but at any rate I'd think most people in this situation would lend their family member a key so they could at least borrow the bathroom at their leisure until their water is turned on. I'm curious if they left a key while they're on vacation even, or if they will have to make do with fetching water from their hose in the yard. If they don't trust them in there, I guarantee it's because they steal anything not nailed down and generally have zero respect for other peoples' property. People with this degree of entitlement never fucking stop finding shit of yours to rip off no matter how much they are freely given during the course of their regular mooching, and feel 100% justified in doing so simply because they "need it more."

I don't think Josh gets fired because of theft, though. He's a choosy beggar and anything you spend all day cooking usually stops being the least bit appealing after a few weeks. I think he's the type who makes constant, increasingly absurd demands until he's told he hasn't earned that kind of special treatment and then he flips his shit. He seems not to have issues getting hired usually, it's keeping the job. However, if he's not even getting interviews lately, it's probably his hygiene being too atrocious even for places that wouldn't normally care. Weeks of mostly relying on the occasional whore bath after doing filthy work all day in an Alabama summer, a dozen intact cats pissing on everything you own, a mouthful of unbrushed rotten teeth, never doing laundry, sharing your bed with a dog and deathfat wife who also doesn't shower, and smoking skunky pot indoors damn near constantly all add up to Josh being the kind of guy that can stink up a place of business for days after only being in there for 10 minutes.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

If Bank of Mom isn't letting them into her hoarder shack to shower, where are Pissa and Joh going to the bathroom? In the unused litter boxes or out in the woods?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

If Bank of Mom isn't letting them into her hoarder shack to shower, where are Pissa and Joh going to the bathroom? In the unused litter boxes or out in the woods?

Probably a bucket

 

[Randomrando]

Polissa is living in literal cat hell, there's no way they're only smoking weed, they've got to be doing something heavier because I can not stress to you how miserable her current life is.

tl;Dr I have experience with cat hoarders. Polly is living in cat piss and breathing in ammonia 24/7 while baking in a trailer that only has one window a/c unit.

Spoiler

First off, literally every cat in that home is peeing out of the box due to stress. There is no "it was this cat," its every cat. Even if Polly was crawling on her hands and knees scubbing every box daily the cats would still be pissing everywhere because it's too many cats in too small of a space. Full stop.

The ammonia doesn't hit you in the face, it smacks you in the lungs and creates a dry itch in your throat, brings tears to your eyes. It's a smell you can't just open the windows and air out, opening the window will help, but the smell is going nowhere and Polly isn't cleaning. The amount of mess even 10 cats can create is insane, a full dust pan daily, random vomit and hairballs, and the less hair you clean up the more hairballs you'll find. Also, I can not stress this enough, there is cat piss on every surface in that trailer. Any cat toy laying around is soaked in piss as the cats all try to claim resources. Every. Cat. Is. Not. Using. The. Box. And once they piss on one spot unless you get some enzyme cleaners to remove every trace of piss they will continue using that spot. One of my cats is from a hoarding situation. Fell totally in love with her while trying to help the owner get his shit together. I literally watched her piss on the floor in front of clean boxes from stress. Multiple times. Removed from a hoard of cats she hasn't gone outside of the box once.

Cat piss on top of cat piss creates beautiful crystallized crust that after a certain point is easier to scrape off than soak away. It's vile and soaking into every inch of unfinished floor. Polly said they only had one window unit, like many things the smell of cat piss is not improved by heat.

This alone would make living in the shit stack miserable to even the hardiest kiwis(purely because of shit air quality, it's soul killing) but then add in the cats themselves. Fighing over food/water/prime sleeping spots/affection, constant meowing and them just not fucking ever leaving you alone because they're so stressed and attention starved. To the average cat lover being surrounded by cats who just want to be fussed over sounds like a treat! But stressed out cats usually over or under groom, so they're either balding and scabby or shedding like crazy and grimey to touch. I've gone through her photos and videos of her cats looking for fleas and I'm honestly amazed I couldnt spot any. However... I wouldn't be surprised if she was only giving flea meds to the friendly cats. There's just no way in hell those cats don't have fleas and flea prevention for 11 is so pricey there's no way in hell Polly can afford to treat them all.

Oh and if the unspayed ladies weren't already pissing everywhere from stress they'd be pissing everywhere while in heat (when they weren't screaming for dick).
I truly can not believe Polissa has unfixed animals in her care. It honestly blows my mind. There are SO MANY organizations that do low cost spay/neuter, all she'd have to do is post some sob story on a local pet page and someone would meet her at the clinic to pay for it, I can almost guarantee. AND pets in heat are, well, annoying as shit. It's just so wild to me she didn't get that taken care of since it's such an easy fix that would improve HER quality of life.

I honestly just want to seriously stress how bad her house smells. Go sniff straight ammonia, that is what Josh and Polly are breathing in 24/7. (But like, dont actually because it's bad for your health) The smell lingers in your nose for hours and you can not cover it up with sprays and candles, only deep cleaning. Which will never happen.

A cat hoarder will scream up and down that their home doesn't smell "that bad." But if you point out that "that bad" implies it smells "kinda bad" they lose their shit. It's the weirdest cope because any actual rescue will tell you how hard they fight against the war on cat piss.

 

[retard strength II]

Chicken Zippers too uppity, Joh needs to try applying at McDonalds. They hired Sammieverse Kim, and hundreds like her every day. Sickly ass untreated diabetic twig of a man, firefighting... come on.