Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
    684
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Also extended invitations to Josh and Metokur to "get the band back together" been inviting both of them on for several minutes now.
Rekeita is now a lolcow facing a defamation lawsuit, probably a cuck
Jim is dying and getting deader by the day, possibly a potato
Josh is unpersoned and would probably be shot the second he lands in the states, has a feeder fetish
The Ralphamale wins again
I guess they can make fun of flamenco
 
I have never seen Ralph sound this coherent in a long time. reminds me of the Theoden scene in LOTR seeing him sober for once after leaving AF
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Rekeita is now a lolcow facing a defamation lawsuit, probably a cuck
Jim is dying and getting deader by the day, possibly a potato
Josh is unpersoned and would probably be shot the second he lands in the states, has a feeder fetish
The Ralphamale wins again
I guess they can make fun of flamenco
Ralph's dead broke.

He's had a huge stream tonite and only make $450.

He's in deep trouble.
 
So you're Ethan Ralph. You're stuck on a dying streaming platform attached to an increasingly irrelevant political movement with a dwindling audience. You know that your so-called friends on this streaming platform secretly talk shit about you behind your back and are just waiting for the best opportunity to plunge that knife in your back. Bills are stacking up, and you need to shake things up to increase your income. What do you do?

Step 1: Start streaming on Rumble so you have something to pivot to when cozy.gov is no longer viable.
Step 2: Patch up your relationship with big name Rumble streamer Nick Rekeita.
Step 3: Instead of waiting for AF to kick you out, fire the first shot so you have an explosive exit.
Step 4: Attack AF in egregious ways so that you become the center of discussion surrounding this failing political movement.
Step 5: Appear on Rekeita's and possibly other big name streamers shows on Rumble to talk about the ensuing drama, exposing your new streaming channel to as many people as possible.
Step 6: Build up a fresh new audience made up primarily of a-logs against AF.
Step 7: :gunt:
Whoever wins, we laugh. Null truly is the Jerry Springer of our time.
It’s a miracle. It’s an internet miracle.
 
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