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"Look at my totally legit pectorals, bro!"
Ellen Page (now named Elliot Page) is a FtM transgender actor actress, LGBT activist and pooner icon. Ellen's acting career began early when she was just 18 years old, with her role in the film Hard Candy. She would really break out into stardom with her roles as the protagonist of the 2007 film Juno, and as starring role in 2010's Inception alongside Leonardo DiCaprio. These films would be the highlight and peak of Page's career, although she would also have a role in the series Umbrella Academy. Let's be realistic though, nobody here watched that series, especially after the way it handled Ellen's transition between seasons.
Despite this fairly succesful career, Ellen desired more fame and attention and would do anything to stay relevant. Now in today's modern Globohomo world, an easy way to get attention and special treatment is to be a part of an "opressed" minority group like the LGBT community. It didn't take long for Ellen to hop on the LGBT bandwagon when she decided to come out as a lesbian in 2014 and enjoy the prestige of being an LGBT icon.
However, her lesbian identity could only do her so much, and Ellen was becoming irrelevant, especially with the advent of troons, who forced themselves into the forefront of the movement at the expense of regular old lesbians and gays. Nothing says progress like overshadowing gay women with men pretending to be gay women.
Now it's been said before that if you can't beat them, join them. Ellen would follow this advice and go from a boring old lesbian to a stunning and brave transgender male named Elliot in December of 2020. Once again, Ellen, as Elliot, was a prominent icon of the LGBT movement and in the spotlight. Sure she would mutilate her body with unnecessary surgery and destroy her marriage with her ex-wife Emma Porter who left her a year later, but her revitalized media presence was worth it, right? Right?
The Ask Me Anything thread:
Her downward spiral would begin at the start of 2013, when on June 23rd of that year, Ellen would invite her fans to ask her question on the Ask Me Anything subreddit for a little Q&A.
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Spoiler alert: She never came back to Reddit.
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For about a period of about 8 hours, Ellen would answer questions posed to her by redditors. They were interested in getting to know more about her and her life within Hollywood. Here are some highlights from the Q&A:
Here's Ellen talking about shooting that sex scene in Super. She states that even though she was a little uncomfortable working on a sex scene, Rainn Wilson made her feel more comfortable during the whole thing and they ended up having "fun" during the shooting.
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A redditor asking the real questions.
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One of the most important and prophetic posts was the following where Ellen discussed her favorite video games of all time. In particular, she stated, in her own words, that she is a HUGE fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. After seeing what eventually happens to her, and having basic knowledge on the Sonic internet community at large, this is quite humorous. . Which, after seeing what happens to her, seems hilarious. I'm starting to notice a pattern with these people.
Another highlight from Ellen's Reddit AMA is when she passive-aggressively accused Naughty Dog of ripping off her appearance with the design of Ellie, one of the main protagonists of the 2013 videogame The Last of Us.
This would result in getting into hot water with both Naughty Dog and Sony for a brief period of time.
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Beyond: Two Dykes:
When the big success of Inception was finally starting to die down a little, Ellen's career started to have the same effect too. She didn't seem to replicate the level of success that she got from Inception, and as a result, her career started to slow down, having worked on little projects and not having the same breaking point that she had with Hard Candy or Juno. Maybe a cameo in both The Simpsons and Family Guy, but nothing truly remarkable. On top of that, she ended up working on a film directed by Woody Allen, yikes. It's no wonder she ended up the way she did.However, an opportunity would eventually present itself to Ellen as she managed to get cast for a role in the new X-Men film Days of Future Past. Ellen would discuss this promising potential revival of her career in her reddit AMA on June 23, 2013.
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In February of 2014, Ellen would make an incredibly important public announcement during a human rights campaign in Las Vegas. At this event, Ellen would come out to the whole world as a lesbian.
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Ellen would receive an enormous amount of support for this brave confession that she made at that conference. Receiving supporting tweets from people like James Gunn, Chloe G. Moretz, and Mandy Moore. Now she was a lesbian woman and became beloved by the public and mainstream media. This new wave of support would present her with more opportunities in her career for roles in TV and film. In fact, Ellen would get her own series alongside Ian Daniel called "Gaycation", which was a documentary series shown on Vice. It would only last for 10 episodes.
She also would later admit that when she was in the closet, she would have sex on the set of Juno with her colleague actress Kate Mara, when she was in a relationship with Max Minghella. The latter would say that he encouraged Kate to explore more of her sexuality with Page. It wasn't until 2017 that Ellen entered a proper relationship with another woman named Emma Portner, a dancer and choreographer.
At this point, having seemingly found the love of her life and enjoying a renewed career as an LGBT icon, Ellen's life appeared stable and set. However, this would not last. Despite Ellen's life being comparably better than it had been a couple of years ago, Ellen yearned for more. She had other ideas and ambitions in mind for career that would have depressing and disastrous results that arguably continue to this day.
Troonception:
After years of fighting and doing activism for the LGBT movement, Ellen felt like she needed another trait to be someone special. On December 1, 2020, she announced to the whole world that she came out as a pooner. Apparently, like everyone else in the world at the time during the COVID-19 pandemic, the quarantine and lockdowns took their toll on Ellen's mental health, speeding up the process of her mental decline (More on this later) and deciding that now she was a troon. It is also speculated that one of the reasons Ellen decided to come out as a troon around this time was a supposed increase in anti-transgender rhetoric in both politics and the news cycle that Ellen believed could likely bring her more relevancy and attention.
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Ellen's announcement garnered massive attention on Twitter, easily getting 1 million likes without much effort. The majority of people on the platform seemed happy and supporting of her coming out, especially the terminally online troons who would provide Ellen with further validation on the platform.
(It's bad.)
And they were not the only ones who were happy about this.
Big Corpo was really happy about her change too, as you can clearly see. In their eyes, they saw a new cashcow to exploit. And they didn't miss a beat on doing it.
Later that month, Ellen would upload her first ever selfie as a proud pooner. She would receive more than 2.5 million likes on Instagram and gave thanks to all her fans for the support she received for her (second) coming out. At the time, for some reason, there were many people thirsting over Ellen in the photo and I simply couldn't wrap my head around it.
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Later that year, Ellen would appear on the cover of Time Magazine, making her the first ever troon to appear on the cover of the (and I'm saying this a manner of speaking) "prestigious" magazine.
She also requested that she wanted the photographer for the cover shoot to be a troon to, you know, really hammer the point home.
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But after all that gender euphoria and constant asspatting coming her way, the seeds of doubt began to sow. Now if you've been following along, you might be wondering, what about Ellen's wife? What did she think of all this? Emma Portner made it very clear from the beginning that she was a lesbian. How exactly would she react to her wife coming out as a transgender man?
Well at first, she took the new of Ellen's transition fairly well by making a post expressing how proud she was of Ellen's stunning bravery. The relationship between the two looked as strong as ever, or so it seemed...
(I can't find an archive of this Instagram post, if someone has it, you have my gratitude.)
At first it seemed like she was all in about her wife becoming a pooner, and the amount of support they were getting was unmatched. However... the first sign of trouble came sooner than expected.
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She stated later that she was 100% supporting her new pooner of a wife on her transition, and that she deleted her social media account due to "hateful" comments made about her and certain assumptions and predictions about their future together. But still, it was seen as a sudden and strange move that she deleted her entire account during the revelation and not Ellen, something was off about it. The answer to this was not clear until much later, when the marriage between these two started to get a little rocky, just after she became a pooner, which I'm sure had nothing to do with it, right?
Well, to give you an idea on how Emma's apparent "support" for Ellen's transition factored into their marriage, literally ONE month after coming out as a troon, Ellen and Emma decided to file for divorce.
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Apparently, during the summer of 2019, they separated for a while to get a break and reflect on their relationship. But it was nothing too serious to consider a separation considering how united they seemed during that brief period of time, but in an interesting timing that many noticed at the time, one month later after Ellen would give the Twitter post revealing her pooner self, they would finally file for divorce. With both parting ways in a respectful manner.
After a while, the reason for their separation was written on the wall. It goes without saying but, a lesbian is a girl who is sexually attracted to other girls, despite what autogynephilic troons will tell you. Ellen's new identity as "Elliot" was a massive elephant in the room that could not be ignored and was a something Emma's lesbian identity could not reconcile with. So while trooning out was not the main reason the two decided to separate, it was definitely the straw that broke the camel's back between them.
Her "male" physique:
Ever since she turned into a troon, Ellen became a little more open about being exposed to her new "male" body as a form to show that she was free to show herself and more "happy" than ever with being the new herself. And for the first time since her transition, she showed a photo of her shirtless after being out of the pool, getting a lot of reception. The problem is that by wanting to show more of herself, a lot of people noticed that something wasn't quite right with her body. And it wasn't just the scars on her breasts. There is no need to point out exactly what the problem is. You can see it for yourself.As you can see, those abdominals and pectorals look absolutely unnatural, far too plain, and far too detailed to be considered natural muscles, not to mention that there's little to no muscle in her arms and she looks far too skinny to have abs. This led many to believe that she got implants all over her body, as a way to show that she has a totally male and natural body, but as you can see, she did not fool anyone except other degenerate enablers who praised this plastic body and owned the haturrrz who clearly saw through her bullshit. Just to keep in mind, she apparently got to this physique only six months after her surgery and after coming out as a FtM troon.
And after the reactions, the mainstream media started coping hard with the explanation of why her body looked like this. Even an article in Men's Health magazine featured her, ignoring the name of the website, of course.
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The article would discuss how bold, progressive and courageous Ellen was for completing the monumental task of revealing a picture of herself by a pool. Wow! Such a struggle hasn't been seen since the likes of WWII. Truly an inspiration for us all and not just a bunch of depraved simps who somehow get off to the failed medical experiment she calls a body.
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Remember, she's just buff with a perfectly healthy and manly chest. She can kick your ass at any time according to this guy, who clearly knows the meaning of the word "swole".
Victimization for Publicity:
Creating drama is nothing new for Ellen, she would be outing people around her left and right with no hesitation. She would not let you forget it, she would keep that on your head if you even blink in her direction. All of her stories can be taken with a grain of salt, as there is little to no evidence other than her words to support her claims that these things actually happened to her.Like when she allegedly was told by Brett Ratner that he was going to fuck her until she realized she was not gay. This was corroborated by co-star Anna Paquin, who said she was present when Ratner made the comment. In a lengthy Facebook post, Page expressed gratitude towards people who spoke out against abuse and expressed frustration at the pattern of those who continued to remain silent on such matters.
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There was also a bizarre incident involving her and Chris Pratt, in which she accused him of pretty severe stuff like being a homophobe and a bigot. With no partial evidence of this, it just came out of nowhere and put the actor through the mud for a while; it almost ruined his career, actually. Why? Because he dared to say that he was a religious man from an alleged anti-LGBT church.
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The spread of these baseless allegations got so bad that the pastor of the church Ellen claimed Chris was affiliated with had to intervene. The pastor would state that Chris was not currently part of the church or ever affiliated with it in the past, clearing Chris's name.
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And also, James Gunn, who was still a generally likable dude at that time, came in defense of Chris Pratt, Gunn, knowing better than anyone on what it is like to be cancelled over something so small and trivial, stated he would not replace Chris as Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy and denied Ellen's allegations of homophobia and bigotry. Kudos to Gunn for defending Chris Pratt against Ellen's looney troonsanity.
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All of this was caused by a reckless tweet made by her, which got Chris Pratt in hot water for a short period of time. Fortunately, this case is now a far-distant memory for Pratt, who is now thriving thanks to Marvel and being part of one of the most successful movies of the decade, but it also caused people to forget how Page can use his big influence to try to ruin other people that have nothing to do with her, whether it was intentional or not. Ellen must've found her new rabid mob of zealous troons and the drama they could cause very appealing.
She also talks about how much stress was given to her working with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy... For completely stupid reasons.
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And more recently, she has told a story about how allegedly a stranger said to her that she was gonna beat her up because for no reason other than being a troon. No other details were given; she never mentioned the incident again after this interview.
Actor Elliot Page has shared he was verbally attacked and threatened by a crazed transphobic man — who shouted that he was the reason “I need a gun” in Los Angeles last year. Page, 36, was standing on a corner in West Hollywood on his way to the Pink Dot convenience store when the enraged and hateful stranger approached him, shouting obscenities, according to the Los Angeles Times. “I’m going to fucking gay bash you, faggot,” the man yelled, forcing the actor to bolt toward the store in fear. Employees at the Pink Dot escorted a terrified Page into the shop, but the man allegedly followed him and stood at the store’s doorway. “This is why I need a gun,” the maniac reportedly yelled at Page through the glass door. Page — whose deadname was Ellen Page — revealed he was transgender in 2020. Now, he says he no longer feels safe in Los Angeles. “Now when I’m in Los Angeles, I don’t feel comfortable like I used to going for walks,” the Canadian-born entertainer said.
The ordeal may have shaken the actor, but he acknowledged that he has the privilege to stay in safer hotels and hire security if needed, unlike most people living in LA. “Doesn’t mean it’s not traumatic, but I have resources that, in every instance that is difficult, protect and can shield me from these things,” Page told the outlet. The “Juno” star’s recounting of the alleged verbal assault and threats comes in the wake of another story he recently shared in his upcoming memoir “Pageboy,” about when a “famous a–hole” told him being gay “doesn’t exist.” Page, who came out as gay in February 2014, claims that an unnamed A-list actor told him he was going to “f—k you to make you realize you aren’t gay,’” at a birthday party in Los Angeles shortly after coming out. He “purposely” did not name the accused high-profile celebrity but said they would “hear about this and know it’s him.” The actor added that another celebrity, whom he describes only as an “acquaintance,” insisted, “‘You aren’t gay. That doesn’t exist. You are just afraid of men.’”
Days later, the “acquaintance” ran into Page at the gym, expressing he didn’t “have a problem with gay people.” “I think you might,” Page claims to have replied. The memoir also shares details about a secret relationship with a closeted female co-star called “Ryan” and a romance with Kate Mara while dating Max Minghella. “This was right after I’d come out as gay and it was a time of exploration and also heartbreak,” the Oscar-nominated actor wrote. “Pageboy” was released today, with a brief tour promoting the memoir at venues all over North America from June 6-14.
The ordeal may have shaken the actor, but he acknowledged that he has the privilege to stay in safer hotels and hire security if needed, unlike most people living in LA. “Doesn’t mean it’s not traumatic, but I have resources that, in every instance that is difficult, protect and can shield me from these things,” Page told the outlet. The “Juno” star’s recounting of the alleged verbal assault and threats comes in the wake of another story he recently shared in his upcoming memoir “Pageboy,” about when a “famous a–hole” told him being gay “doesn’t exist.” Page, who came out as gay in February 2014, claims that an unnamed A-list actor told him he was going to “f—k you to make you realize you aren’t gay,’” at a birthday party in Los Angeles shortly after coming out. He “purposely” did not name the accused high-profile celebrity but said they would “hear about this and know it’s him.” The actor added that another celebrity, whom he describes only as an “acquaintance,” insisted, “‘You aren’t gay. That doesn’t exist. You are just afraid of men.’”
Days later, the “acquaintance” ran into Page at the gym, expressing he didn’t “have a problem with gay people.” “I think you might,” Page claims to have replied. The memoir also shares details about a secret relationship with a closeted female co-star called “Ryan” and a romance with Kate Mara while dating Max Minghella. “This was right after I’d come out as gay and it was a time of exploration and also heartbreak,” the Oscar-nominated actor wrote. “Pageboy” was released today, with a brief tour promoting the memoir at venues all over North America from June 6-14.
Now, to be fair, I'm not going to say that this story is outright fake or possibly label her as another clout-chasing story. But it's really interesting that she decided to talk about it right around the time that her book was announced and when it was going to be published. That is also the reason why this thread was made now.
But the most humiliating drama she got herself into, and which is thought to have contributed to her trooning out because of the humiliation that followed, was when she was a special guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and decided to talk about racism, homophobia and hate crimes. It was basically a showcase of her stunning and brave virtue signaling, it was so serious that she sweared a couple of times during the interview.
Not only did she get herself involved in a case she didn't have anything to do with, but she did it with the Jusie Smollet racism case. Yeah, this Jussie Smollet. The nigger who staged a hoax of a hate crime against him. And she literally stated at one point in the interview:
"We have a media that's saying it's a debate, whether or not what just happened to Jussie Smollett was a hate crime, it's absurd. This shit isn't a debate."
This was to a response to people who were raising eyebrows as more details about the case were becoming available and how they didn't seem to add up. It's almost like she was saying that you're a bigot for even daring to question whether there was some shady business behind Jussie Smollet's case instead of blindly believing what Jussie said.
The best part about this whole ordeal is when she tells people to "connect the dots" from all the evidence of the case. Of course, we now know that Ellen's statement aged remarkably well as Jussie got a harsh sentence for faking a hate crime. After the truth of the Smollet hoax came to light, Ellen hasn't mentioned the incident or the interview again. She tried really hard to memory hole it rather than apologize for being wrong, which shows how much she prefers to pretend certain things never happened rather than deal with them like a normal person,
Also, she was looking thin as fuck during that time, maybe it was anorexia or something, but that look did not look healthy on her. You could practically see her bones rattle as she was talking.
Pageboy:
Quite the attractive cover for her book, huh? There's still room for improvement and a more accurate portrayal.
Much better! (Courtesy of user @PS2 Kiryu.)
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Credits to @Team TERF for making this index possible.
Pageboy is supposed to be Ellen's magnum opus, which according to some of the pages published on Twitter, is just another sob story about someone getting groomed in Hollywood. With someone like her staying in the industry for so long, it's almost an expectation that she suffered from some form one grooming in one way or or another. As a consequence of this, she would sadly end up trooning out as a coping mechanism against all that abuse she took. Ellen even recently confessed that she was groomed by a known filmmaker.
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And the book would write something about this, presumably during the final pages that talked about the abuse in Hollywood.
One could argue that the revelations of these tragic events in her life are the reason this book is worth a damn, and perhaps it could be a powerful testimony and cautionary tale of abuse occurring right now in the absolute shithole that is Hollywood. However, the problem with Ellen's book is that it's filled to the brim with not just irrelevant bullshit, but a lot of content that would make one think that Ellen should've been institutionalized instead of going down the pooner route. There's a section of the book where Ellen recounts feeling threatened by the controversial journalist Jordan Peterson, after he confronted her about her delusions of being a man. Ellen states that hearing Peterson say "let's see who cancels who" was enough to give her a panic attack.
Imagine what state of mind you have to be in to think that Jordan Peterson is intimidating for merely saying, rightfully, that you're a woman. The book is just one giant self-pity circle jerk for the majority of its content, and like many useless books, it doesn't have any depth or reason that makes it worth reading. Despite this, it was deemed an instant bestseller according to mainstream media. At the end of the day, it's just a book about how a millionaire actress struggles with her schizophrenia because of her past trauma from getting diddled and decides to become a troon instead of getting actual help. Nothing more.
A Declining Mental Health:
Despite the repetitive claims of the mainstream media about her being happier than ever now that she's a troon. Many of the times she presented, she looks more miserable than ever. Not to mention that she always looks like she's on the verge of tears everytime she tries to talk about her new life.
Case in point, her interview with professional exploiter, Oprah Winfrey.
This interview was supposed to show how happy she was after her transition, claiming it as "Tears of Joy", but throughout the whole segment, her body was betraying her. Her body language was screaming how uncomfortable she was during the interview. Just look at her when Oprah asks her this question: "What part of your transition has actually brought you the most joy?"
She gets spastic for a millisecond as if she didn't expect that question and takes time to think of a proper answer. The answer she ends up giving isn't even a good one. She only discusses how she can now see herself in the mirror and not have a panic attack, and then rambles incomprehensively in an attempt to give a straight answer, but she can't and breaks down. She ends up giving the standard answer of how she only felt comfortable with her body for the time.
A highlight comment on the video also gives an interesting detail.
She's right. She shakes her head in a negative way throughout the entire interview. It's more apparent during the part where she gets quiet and tries to think up a suitable answer to the question. It's almost like she's trying really, really hard to find a reason to be happy now that she's a pooner.
Speaking of schizophrenia, she also mentioned in the book that she hears voices in her head and that she cut herself in multiple parts of her body and punched herself while looking at herself in the mirror. She sure sounds like a sane and mentally stable individual, doesn't she?
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Yeah, such a wholesome and mentally sane way to tell that you're a man with a vagina, isn't that just inspiring?
And this just brings up the question: why did nobody even bothered to take care of her when she was having those episodes and doing the most rational thing, which was getting her help and being in therapy? Nobody bothered to check on her to tell her that those moments of mental anguish and breakdowns are not normal behavior? I'm willing to argue that this is just another case of troons grooming someone to submission and actively preventing a victim from going into rehab or going to a psychiatrist. Based on their logic, her cutting herself and punching until she was getting marks was a totally normal reaction.
For them, hearing voices in her head and telling her that she is a man is "part of the process of finding out that you were born with the wrong gender", and the fact that this was not discussed at all after the book came out gives the perspective that this woman was mentally scarred for God knows why and because of her mental fragility was somehow convinced that she was actually a man this whole time, and they think that these mental episodes are actually okay to have, which is pretty concerning.
It is a sad and extremely funny case in a Kafkaesque way, how a woman who was diddled in her youth now has to convince herself that she's happier the way she is now: a tiny pooner who can only stay relevant by talking about the abuse she suffered in Hollywood and isn't taken seriously enough to be given common male roles. You can't make this shit up, it's like a dark comedy.
Looking forward for the reboot in 2025.
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End to the thread and credits:
I would like to thank all the people who contributed in the creation of this thread. Especially special thanks to @Admiral Throbnelius for contributing to the rewrite of a large part of the thread, semper fucking fi my dude, you did a great job rewriting on my retarded English.
Also thanks to @Trianon for giving the videos of the interviews to give more context about the erratic attitudes of Ellen. And also to the memes that many people posted that made it into the thread. You're all the best!
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