Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Gloria The Glorious]

I used to compare Jackie boy to Nickacado, but he was able to actually start losing some weight (not sure if he kept it off be he did make an effort). Now, ironically enough, I think Jack has the most in common with Disney - both are terminally ill with their own choices and refuse to make the painful choices that could save them.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's such a fatass I swear


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This faggot has no idea what he's talking about.

Besides, if and when lab grown meat shows up in the supermarkets it's going to cost a lot more or it's going to be cut with the regular stuff. Like you can find now ground "beef" that is 50% fake meat. So you'll find a commercial pack of ground beef that contains 25% lab grown meat or something and be going to be called "The Ethical Choice" or something like that. They are nowhere near the point where it looks like a regular steak and when you do find these things in the supermarket it's going to cost a hell of a lot.

And even then... so what? Just because it didn't come directly from a cow doesn't mean it's going to be bad. From what I understand the taste is the same, the texture is different and the amino acids that make it up are exactly the same so your body doesn't care.

But no. Low information jokers like Jagoff have always thought they were really SMRT and informed on everything.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Why would Jack care? If they somehow magically perfected the meat growing process and could grow meat faster and cheaper than butchering cows it would mean more meat for Jack to stuff his face with...

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Why would Jack care? If they somehow magically perfected the meat growing process and could grow meat faster and cheaper than butchering cows it would mean more meat for Jack to stuff his face with...

And should that day come, Jack will have no issue with it. Until then, he has a moral delusion obligation to only eat God's meat.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

And should that day come, Jack will have no issue with it. Until then, he has a moral delusion obligation to only eat God's meat.

Now: "It's unnatural! It's an insult to the Lord to suggest humans can do what he did!"
Later: "Well actually, God gave man the ability to do this, so lab grown meat is a gift from God!"

 

[Caligura]

I could see Jack being in Fishtank Season 2, tbh.

 

[ZipDisk]

going to be called "The Ethical Choice"

The moral percentage, and it will be in a green leaf on the package. Jack will recoil in horror. Tammy will buy it and shove it in freezer bags so Jack won't know.
Can you imagine babysitting Jack in his scooty at walmart? If I go grocery shopping with my mom, I feel like killing at least seven people before I walk out of there. (In Minecraft, of course)

 

[make_it_so]

He's such a fatass I swear


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Or, Jack, we could just buy our meat from the grocery store butcher counter like a normal person. Pretty sure that's a guaranteed way to avoid the lab-grown goyslop.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I could see Jack being in Fishtank Season 2, tbh.

He'd be a worse airsoft fatty, but he could make up for his lack of ability to do challenges, by cooking dinner for the other fish.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He's such a fatass I swear


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"I'm not sure if they're allowed to hide it"
Then why the fuck are you even talking about it you useless fat faggot?

 

[make_it_so]

He'd be a worse airsoft fatty, but he could make up for his lack of ability to do challenges, by cooking dinner for the other fish.

What, you want to give all the other contestants food poisoning?

 

[beautiful person]

What, you want to give all the other contestants food poisoning?

Yes. It would be pure kino.

 

[AnOminous]

I could see Jack being in Fishtank Season 2, tbh.

Possibly our only chance to see him stroke out live.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If I go grocery shopping with my mom, I feel like killing at least seven people before I walk out of there. (In Minecraft, of course)

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

"I'm not sure if they're allowed to hide it"
Then why the fuck are you even talking about it you useless fat faggot?

It's just him being a massive retard.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

Walmart is a magical store where I never have an issues with everyone and yet never leave happy.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah Walmart is good for certain things when nobody else has something cheap, Walmart has it. But it's not a place I like to frequent. It's like every 3rd person you run into there is missing a chromosome or two. It's the perfect store for Jagoff.

And when Walmart has something no one else has cheaper, just wait until you have $35 of stuff you want and get it delivered for free. I use them for my favorite brand of imported olive oil among other things, and no risk of running into the dregs of society.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You're not wrong. His videos aren't even worth making fun of anymore.

I know August The Duck feels the same way. Kind of.

even /ck/'s shitposts are far too high quality to be compared to this
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Thanks, I needed the laugh. Honestly, would any of you eat at this restaurant if you were paid to do so?

 

[ZipDisk]

The Screwfuck is still doing videos on cobes, he's morally bankrupt but afraid to be judged.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And when Walmart has something no one else has cheaper, just wait until you have $35 of stuff you want and get it delivered for free. I use them for my favorite brand of imported olive oil among other things, and no risk of running into the dregs of society.

They occasionally have some good specials which is why I still occasionally give them money. The only issue you sometimes run into is when you get these things delivered they're not what you ordered and they have written in fine print, "we reserve the right to give you a similar product of equal value if we don't have enough of your item in stock" or something. So you order your favorite imported EVOO and they instead give you some other brand.

Doesn't happen often but it has happened which is why I'd rather go down and see it on the shelf or not.

 

[Tiresome]

They occasionally have some good specials which is why I still occasionally give them money. The only issue you sometimes run into is when you get these things delivered they're not what you ordered and they have written in fine print, "we reserve the right to give you a similar product of equal value if we don't have enough of your item in stock" or something. So you order your favorite imported EVOO and they instead give you some other brand.

Doesn't happen often but it has happened which is why I'd rather go down and see it on the shelf or not.

Jesus, I didn't even know this was something they did, thanks a lot for the tip.