Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[GettrGriftr]

If everybody just did things in private and kept to themselves nothing would happen.

And  then where would we be?

I shudder at the very thought

 

[HeyU]

Ralph has been surprisingly mature about this break-up. He was surprisingly mature about Pantsu leaving him, too, I thought he’d go way more nuclear.

I wasn’t expecting the breakup, tbh, because it seems like they were in constant regular contact. Up until like a week or 2 ago, Ralph was saying how he was blowing into a breathalyzer and sending it to Pantsu to prove he was sober. I got the impression she gave him like a timeline, like “be sober for 90 days and also come back to America and I’ll be with you,” but I guess she met someone else and didn’t know how to tell him.

What’s confusing to me is even after the messages from her new boyfriend were leaked on Ralph’s screen, he still didn’t say they were over, he was still saying he hopes to get his wife and daughter back but if not, he’ll have to move on. What was he waiting on? Lol. Were those emails from Lester not enough of an answer for him?

Then, like a day or 2 later, he posts this album of May as “closure” or whatever (so I assume he got his answer) and that surprised me, I thought he’d go nuclear. For whatever reason, he seems understanding of May. Or maybe he’s just praying she won’t file for child support lol. Or maybe he saw it coming.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph has been surprisingly mature about this break-up. He was surprisingly mature about Pantsu leaving him, too, I thought he’d go way more nuclear.

I wasn’t expecting the breakup, tbh, because it seems like they were in constant regular contact. Up until like a week or 2 ago, Ralph was saying how he was blowing into a breathalyzer and sending it to Pantsu to prove he was sober. I got the impression she gave him like a timeline, like “be sober for 90 days and also come back to America and I’ll be with you,” but I guess she met someone else and didn’t know how to tell him.

What’s confusing to me is even after the messages from her new boyfriend were leaked on Ralph’s screen, he still didn’t say they were over, he was still saying he hopes to get his wife and daughter back but if not, he’ll have to move on. What was he waiting on? Lol. Were those emails from Lester not enough of an answer for him?

Then, like a day or 2 later, he posts this album of May as “closure” or whatever (so I assume he got his answer) and that surprised me, I thought he’d go nuclear. For whatever reason, he seems understanding of May. Or maybe he’s just praying she won’t file for child support lol. Or maybe he saw it coming.

I'm sorry I almost gagged when I read "...Ralph has been surprisingly mature about this break-up...".

Whatever you are on, you need to share.

 

[TJBirish]

Ralph has been surprisingly mature about this break-up. He was surprisingly mature about Pantsu leaving him, too, I thought he’d go way more nuclear.

Siri, show me the perfect example of gaslighting.

 

[HeyU]

I'm sorry I almost gagged when I read "...Ralph has been surprisingly mature about this break-up...".

Whatever you are on, you need to share.

LOL! I’ll admit, I haven’t followed religiously, so it’s very possible I missed something.

What did I miss?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

LOL! I’ll admit, I haven’t followed religiously, so it’s very possible I missed something.

What did I miss?

Pretty much everything he has done in the last month

 

[MadStan]

LOL! I’ll admit, I haven’t followed religiously, so it’s very possible I missed something.

What did I miss?

Yeah it's possible you missed something. But after reading your comments history I'm pretty sure you know exactly what Ralph has been doing and are providing a violin for him on here.

 

[HeyU]

Has he addressed the Lester situation?

 

[AnOminous]

Or maybe he saw it coming.

lol calm down

 

[HeyU]

Yeah it's possible you missed something. But after reading your comments history I'm pretty sure you know exactly what Ralph has been doing and are providing a violin for him on here.

My comments? I haven’t been on here since before the hack or whatever happened. Believe what you want tho lol

lol calm down

? I’m always calm, baby. Y’all are seeing meaning where there isn’t.

 

[Um...]

I thought people were assuming those Lester emails were a troll?

 

[HeyU]

I thought people were assuming those Lester emails were a troll?

Oh were they? They definitely look trollish. But Amanda and Ralph broke up like right after that, so I wasn’t sure what to think.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Oh were they? They definitely look trollish. But Amanda and Ralph broke up like right after that, so I wasn’t sure what to think.

The guys name was Ligma Johnson.... come on.

 

[HeyU]

The guys name was Ligma Johnson.... come on.

I thought it was Lester? Idk, they broke up right after that, after she dragged it out for almost 3 months, so I figured maybe she found someone new.

 

[Journoscum]

I mean FOR RALPH he has been mature about the Meigh breakup. He didn't fire off 90 tweets about how she is a filthy whore or whatever. He had a couple of subtle (for him, not actually subtle) jabs but wasn't nearly as over the top as one would expect.

Since we know the horse is a clout fiend, I feel like since there is a lot of sentiment in the air about a Ralph redemption arc, this is probably the best chance he has at getting the family back together.

EDIT: Grammar

 

[Um...]

People assuming if he just stays sober and agrees to live in the U.S. they’ll get back together are overlooking the physically repulsive specimen he’s become.


I mean, come on. He’s Jabba the Hutt.

 

[HeyU]

I mean FOR RALPH he has been mature about the Meigh breakup. He didn't fire off 90 tweets about how she is a filthy whore or whatever. He had a couple of subtle (for him, not actually subtle) jabs but wasn't nearly as over the top as one would expect.

Since we know the horse is a clout fiend, I feel like since there is a lot of sentiment in the air about a Ralph redemption arc, this is probably the best chance he has at getting the family back together.

EDIT: Grammar

Yes, thank you, that’s what I meant.

I don’t think Amanda is gonna take him back, at this point, tho. If she was so quick to block him on everything after seeing a questionable stream, she was done, anyway. She’s seen too much of him drunk and on xannies and it left her so put off and disgusted that the slightest sign of it it is enough for her to slam the door.

 

[LGHDR+]

I mean, come on. He’s Jabba the Hutt.

That's a fucked up thing to say.

Jabba the Hutt is way taller and has less rosacea.

 

[AnOminous]

Since we know the horse is a clout fiend, I feel like since there is a lot of sentiment in the air about a Ralph redemption arc, this is probably the best chance he has at getting the family back together.

My guess is he knows she has as much dirt on him as he does on her. He'll still get drunk and ragepig at some point, but he's holding his fire for now.

 

[Tiger Jack]

My guess is he knows she has as much dirt on him as he does on her. He'll still get drunk and ragepig at some point, but he's holding his fire for now.

It also helps that she's effectively dropped off the face of the earth since bolting from the stable. If Meigh's not online then she's not talking shit about him, so he has no reason to go full Rage Pig on her yet.