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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
I see we've moved into the phase where everything said prior was a fever dream meant as a joke. Here's the inconvenient truth about jokes, however:
1) Usually one at least intends them to be funny.
2) There's often at least a grain of truth in them
3) One usually ends the joke once it's run its course instead of awkwardly keeping the audience waiting for a punchline for months on end
I believe this to be yet another lie. However, he did manage to allow the truth to slip out once more. He's admitted to f*cking with his audience and getting a thrill from playing them for fools. Not a good look, Creator, but at least we got there eventually... it's something.
“The point of the gift was to not be cheap”
“It’s way too expensive”
Well, best just sit on your ass promising your followers a really nice jewel encrusted Balldo once you have millions of dollars to waste again in the guaranteed upswing of the future.
“The point of the gift was to not be cheap”
“It’s way too expensive”
Well, best just sit on your ass promising your followers a really nice jewel encrusted Balldo once you have millions of dollars to waste again in the guaranteed upswing of the future.
I was watching the stream live and when he started talking about this I inmediately remembered the Spoony video Metokur made, Rekieta got incredible support when the made his Locals, promised big gifts for milestones, but then he rested too well on the money he was making and became lazy, it's almost 1:1 with spoony, let's see if it ends like him too.
Nick talking about the Locals G(r)ift again. Acting like it's some massively difficult and expensive thing to source. Anyone who still buys his bullshit is irredeemably retarded. Nevermind the car, the vacations, the fact that this was a promise he made to his paypigs, the fact that he's milked around $300k from just the first 5k subscriptions alone.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. This was the easiest thing possible for him to get done. Even if he didn't want to cheap out he could have had custom whiskey glasses with his logo on it made for relatively cheap. The website below offers this service and you get a 50% discount if you buy a minimum of 100 of them. If he came to them and said "Hey I need 5,000" they'd probably go even lower. The company could have had individualized coupon codes created that Nick could have then emailed out. There were just so any ways to tackle this in a very short period of time by engaging companies that are already literally built for it. I think every one of his paypigs would have loved a RekietaLaw whiskey glass and he would have gotten zero pushback.
As long as I don't end up with a bunch of shot glasses that all have the same quote instead of a different quote on each one. That would be better than a tall glass of orange Fanta!
I was watching the stream live and when he started talking about this I inmediately remembered the Spoony video Metokur made, Rekieta got incredible support when the made his Locals, promised big gifts for milestones, but then he rested too well on the money he was making and became lazy, it's almost 1:1 with spoony, let's see if it ends like him too.
Nick talking about the Locals G(r)ift again. Acting like it's some massively difficult and expensive thing to source. Anyone who still buys his bullshit is irredeemably retarded. Nevermind the car, the vacations, the fact that this was a promise he made to his paypigs, the fact that he's milked around $300k from just the first 5k subscriptions alone.
The more he talks about how tough and expensive and time-consuming the gift is to make, the higher he sets expectations that he can never meet. Even if he still planned on fulfilling his promise, if it isn't 5,000 personalized gold-plated balldos, the reaction he's going to get is "that's it?". A simple and cheap solution would have been satisfying at the start, but his sloth has closed that window. Though, saying this, I don't know that the remaining Locals subscribers would even care if he told them nothing was coming because they're in too deep.
Nick is a cheap, chintzy gyppo. People would have settled for that.
Now, though, he is just an outright thief who takes money from people, promising something in return, and then fails to deliver. That makes him a fraud.
Nick's pedophile friend, Vito, is trying to associate Rumble with Nick Fuentes. Will Nick call the fatass out for attacking his income source? I severely doubt it.
Well, he does like to say that truth is an absolute defense...
Donga was funny, that pasty weird guy with the shoe on his counter was pretty great, and even his Scott Macleod was seriously entertaining, if only because the man was both utterly full of himself and dumb enough to throw himself on the chopping block. The sheer spectacle of Nick drunk out of his gourd, red in the face screaming, yet still easily arguing circles around the guy, was absolute kino.
His hostile interviews are where he shines as an entertainer. Nick is at his best when he gets people on with stupid ideas that he can beat them over the head with and egos too big to stop them from easily backing down and leaving the stream. Unfortunately these days he's more interested in circlejerking with people who affirm his poor life choices than finding new idiots to monetize on livestream. Then again, who knows if his mental faculties are even still intact after all that late night boozing.
Gosney passed out on a Vices stream. I saw a clip of it somewhere.
Nick did a LOCALS stream from the hot tub:
- Nick told people to Join LOCALS 'in a bit'. Maybe he said something on his show about trying to make a change on something?
- Someone asked a question about a fictional 'John' that uses illegal substances, had to have guns taken away from them, was committed several times, and is now an advocate for gun control. Nick took it as Hunter Biden, but someone obviously saw DATalks recent video...
-Nick pushed the new interview shows to people on LOCALS and wanted them to check the entire backlog of 2 interviews.
- Nick liked the Friday show. People complain but he thinks it was perfectly balanced with serious and degeneracy.
- Nick will have Xia on again. He defended the fact that she has an OF as a married woman.
He would have called here husband a cuck a year ago.
- Nick says his audience is polarised on all women guests becuase his audience is male.
I thought he had a 60/40 split he bragged about? Have the wine moms tuned out? Simp move.
- He addressed the question of turkey guy from the call-in show. They asked if he was a troll. He immediately poivoted into why he doesn't DMCA Elissa, he said it would be too expensive to sue her. He then said he gave Elissa and other permission.
- He circled back and said he did not plant the caller in his show. People talk about it on 'some places'. He went on to explain for a long time about how he does not care. He then generalised that creators should just ignore allegations. He leaned into the joke and that fucked him. He denied that he brought a turkey on to address rumours about drama topics that make him uncomfortable.
Anyone else notice that he deflects to an adjacent topic (to buy time?) Does a short denial, then shifts focus by generality to SM advice to 'creators'? He will then call it weird or make it sound ridiculous? Also, wasn't he thr guy who was '100% transparent?' because he cannot act?
- He has not decoded to do a show with Ralph yet. He is still thinking about it.
- He wants to do a show with Elijah Schaeffer. They talked recently.
- He talked throughout about having his father on. His father is a worrier. He plans a lot in advance and is a schedule and weather master.He is not going to bring his father on the show. He does not want to expose then to the internet. Some people have done things to his parents. He doesn't want to re-open old wounds.
When did this happen? What does he mean? I guess the fatherly advice LOCALS shows are off the table.
- Someone brought up his kids and he said that he does not have them on the show. They brought up Viva and his family, and he said that 'he's different. He's on another part of the internet'. He is not into drama. He courts boomers. That is why he doesn't have so many problems. Nick's audience is 'younger mindset' who are more crass and openly critical.
- Someone asked if LOCALS can DMCA Elissa on Nick's behalf. Nick said he wouls not want that to happen.
- Nick said he'd do cooking streams in the Fall.
- Someone compared the Hollywood writer strike to the Holdomor and a dearth of good writing. It was a money chat LMAO!
- Someone asked about what Nick's law expertise is. He said he's done Criminal, Corporate, Contract, and some Family Law.
He had to make that transition. He didn't mention he no longer practices.
- Nick addressed why he doesn't have advertisers. He think that the ones that didn't come back are waiting to come back to not overstaurate the audience. He doesn't chase them. He likes taking Rumble money and not his audiences.
- Nick talked cars a lot. He disclaims that he has ever driven under the influence.
He went on for a while. I thought he hated talking Trump, politics, cars, and guns?
Nick talking about the Locals G(r)ift again. Acting like it's some massively difficult and expensive thing to source. Anyone who still buys his bullshit is irredeemably retarded. Nevermind the car, the vacations, the fact that this was a promise he made to his paypigs, the fact that he's milked around $300k from just the first 5k subscriptions alone.
If Nick isn't even at the point of announcing what the gift even is, and it's already July, it appears optimistic to think that the gift might make it to supporters within a year of the threshold being crossed.
He seems to be implying as well that the gift is on hold until his lawsuit concludes, which... I don't know if he understands that this may go to trial, but yeah, that's possibly a long fucking wait either way.
This is way past the point where a shirt (much less something higher effort like a whiskey glass) would have been better.
- He addressed the question of turkey guy from the call-in show. They asked if he was a troll. He immediately poivoted into why he doesn't DMCA Elissa, he said it would be too expensive to sue her. He then said he gave Elissa and other permission.
- He circled back and said he did not plant the caller in his show. People talk about it on 'some places'. He went on to explain for a long time about how he does not care. He then generalised that creators should just ignore allegations. He leaned into the joke and that fucked him. He denied that he brought a turkey on to address rumours about drama topics that make him uncomfortable.
I don't know if the turkey was a plant or not. But I found it kind of odd that the turkey allowed him to skate by without firm answers regarding whether he went to Hedonism II and where he met R&R. Nick talked about how he meets people all over the world talking about law or whatever and moved on.
But I wrote that off as the turkey being ineffectual and/or not wanting to get kicked off the call. I find it a little more odd that he's bringing up evidence-free speculation. Not that I really care, but whatever.
Nick fucking hates Vito and has lit him up like a christmas tree in the past, specifically after he went after Friday Night Tights for hosting Alex Jones. Dick tried to have them both on his show to scream talk it out and Nick came on but I do not remember whether Vito showed or not. I think he wussed out and called in after Nick left.
If Dick guntguards Vito and Nick accepts it it'll be a new low for both of them.
Nick fucking hates Vito and has lit him up like a christmas tree in the past, specifically after he went after Friday Night Tights for hosting Alex Jones. Dick tried to have them both on his show to scream talk it out and Nick came on but I do not remember whether Vito showed or not. I think he wussed out and called in after Nick left.
If Dick guntguards Vito and Nick accepts it it'll be a new low for both of them.
Vito v Balldoman also happened another time when cuties came out I remember them arguing about it. Now that would be an interesting conversation to revisit in the current balldoman era
For anyone not up on" ye olde Reketa lore," Rekieta and Drex went off on Idubbz quite a white back because his wife had an OF (video link is timestamped).
Nick fucking hates Vito and has lit him up like a christmas tree in the past, specifically after he went after Friday Night Tights for hosting Alex Jones. Dick tried to have them both on his show to scream talk it out and Nick came on but I do not remember whether Vito showed or not. I think he wussed out and called in after Nick left.
Yeah, but per this post from Himedall, they apparently patched their differences up at some point. Vito has been on Rekieta's show since then, albeit he wasn't specifically invited, and Dick just gave him the link. My impression is that they're not enemies anymore, but it might be a stretch to call them friends.
Since I’ve posted about Vito before, I’m gonna be lazy & quote what I’ve already said previously.
The tl;dr is, it seems that Nick’s distain for Vito is kayfabe (or at best, has become water under the bridge) & that in reality, Nick has no issue with Vito. They’ve hung out together in person (at Dick’s) & Nick has admitted to being cool w/ Vito when drunk on his birthday stream.
No date noted in the post below but later discovered the meet up at Dick’s was March 4th, 2022.
I found it interesting that Nick & Kayla stayed at Dick’s home & Vito was a guest there at the same time. I can’t recall if it was for an evening, an overnight, the whole weekend or what, but I’m positive it happened, long enough for everyone to be chilling together having drinks. Reportedly, Nick & Vito got along well, to the point where I almost suspected their Twitter / online beef was highly exaggerated for dramatic effect & that in reality, they had no issues between them. Gave me a bit of an unsettling feeling but then I totally forgot about it till now. Can’t remember if I read about it in this thread or Dick’s or on Twitter, or heard about it on someone’s show, no clue, but they definitely met up in L.A. & had a fine time. I don’t think it was Nick that mentioned it though, or if he did it was very brief & hastily glossed over. I really don’t think Nick cares that much, if at all, about what anyone does, its just part of his ever evolving act & depends on who he’s pandering to.
Nick doesn't want Fridays to be about seks anymore... invites camelot on and an adult model. lols
SleepingPsycho
R u complainin?
Dax zingers:
SleepingPsycho
Dick looks like he can’t be within a mile of a school
firePA498
Oh shit! dick is gonna be the villian in the next Sound of Freedom flick!
SleepingPsycho
“Screech of Slavery”
gnukman
Dick looks like a eastern European janitor from the 80s
More calls to violence:
--Still-Life--
Kill him Dick, buy a weapon and break into his home. Tell him he fucked up and make him say your name, Then Kill him
--Still-Life--
Go to the hardware store, buy a hammer, Carry your hammer. Get to know your Hammer Dick
--Still-Life--
Hell, yeah, My kids are going to be professional killers. Not Joking
They hate the show without Nick:
Bman0013
Seriously. I can't believe how bad this is lol. I thought with Camelot and Dick it would be funny. This is just fucking boring
CGoody564
Dick Masterson and Camelot are not quite what I call great tv. Xia covers pop culture so idgaf about her
--Still-Life--
CAMELOTT, just scream Nigger until NIck gets back and we'll talk amoungst ourselves
SleepingPsycho
I can’t believe Im gonna say this, but someone cal Lofti
Adam_K
@RekietaLaw dude, I know REAL LIFE get's in the way, but OMFG, you ARE the star of your show, please focus on it
CGoody564
Fucking relax, he was shipping his kid off to a once in a lifetime thing
KevinSomewhere
And he could have just cancelled the show because of it. But he didn't.
Darkomen42
I was pretty neutral on Dick when Nick first started having him on, at this point I'm kind of tired of him and his shit takes
TurboGoat
Did Dick Da Cuck Masterson get on here and clean that sandy vag of his out for y’all last night
gnukman
How bout his old man jokes and pointless screaming rants?
Brimstoneddd
I've always hated dick
Darkomen42
I was completely unaware of him before this year.
Darkomen42
He was fine in Vegas, but he's gotten really dumb the last 2-3 months.
Brimstoneddd
I will not be surprised if he gets arrested for child porn
A smart chatter RE: Dick M.:
Brimstoneddd
I will not be surprised if he gets arrested for child porn
SirVieVal
I personally don't make that assertion unless I have some evidence it might b the case. I've never heard him say anything that would suggest it
Nick DMs Spectre:
TheSpectreReport
He is. He responded to one of my Discord DMs a few minutes back. I thought he was back home but I guess not.
He tries to spread word that Faran is behind the Clip This channel
TheSpectreReport
She is working with Cynthia on her YouTube channel she renamed to Clip This. She's been going at Nick because Cynthia hates him and she's pissed Nick didn't support her DMCA abuse. They tried to get Elb to work with them but Elissa said no, and so they're pissed at her too.
TMFSquid
Jesus christ. I don't get why she expected nick to take a hard stance on the dmca take down abuse. Like nick is ok with law need clips. Of course he's not gonna take a side. And he explained his reasons
TheSpectreReport
Yup. She now has a Kiwi Farms account she's posting on, and she's just as braindead as she was on YouTube.
TheSpectreReport
She's been pissed at me because I called out her lies about the DMCAs and the superchats she claimed totally weren't her in real time, so she had no way to spin a story except to delete her tweets saying she didn't send them and claim she was blackout drunk and didn't remember sending them.
Buzzion
Imagine someone banning you and 6 months later you are still completely obsessed with them.
Spectre wants to do a show with Nick:
TheSpectreReport
I am slightly interested in doing a stream with Nick going over some of the legal shit happening in the military, like the Marine accused of paying for a 13-year-old that he fucked.
TMFSquid
Apparently, coming from a high ranking source that's on that base, that marine found her on tinder and didn't know she wasn't 18. Shits fucked either way, because I feel like anyone should be able to tell someone is 13
TheSpectreReport
That's what I've heard as well. He's fucked either way, because the UCMJ doesn't care if you knew she was underage or not, so he's likely seeing brig time. It's pretty definite he's being DD'd.
Why Nick changed the s
how:
LongusDongus
yeah nicks not getting as wild anymore
LongusDongus
it was getting too wild. a lot of new people joined the streams and got btfo so lol
LongusDongus
then rackets came back and said " ohhhh im gonna change the format ohhhhh"
LongusDongus
people kept embarrassing themselves on Nick's show, all the fuckin time
LongusDongus
nick's show got a reputation, you drink on this show, and people got too fucking drunk, nick included
LongusDongus
it got too fucking wild and might have compromised some marriages
LongusDongus
only because of peoples own confessions
LongusDongus
thats the point of nicks show though, show you the raw
LongusDongus
not the corpo sanitized version of things
The Farms are gone and irrelevant:
Mandy_K
Nah, KF got themselves removed from internet so I don't notice them much anymore.
JulianDelphiki
they are self-righteous and Godless. which means they have often a lack of real morality. Their own actions justify their reality and they are as much liberals as the crazy liberal women they seem to disdain. At least that's how I see it.
