Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[RollerGator]

Mackiavelli (@Mackiavelli13) went live with Cog in order to talk about allegations from the poa.st leaks about Mack apparently doing some daddy-little girl roleplay. I'd never heard he was accused of this. Cog being Cog, he grows bored with other people's problems and starts a beef with Warski who was trying to bait him and Dan into coming to Canada so they could be arrested (inviting him without explicitly doing so). This all occurred at 02:30 in the morning for Cog.

I've not watched it all but for some reason he decided to take it down. I'm reuploading it now. From what I have seen, Cog may have secured his fight - I'll update this post as I catch up.

(if video doesn't appear it is still uploading/processing)

EDIT: Apparently the video might have Mackiavelli13's penis in it, which is why it was taken down.

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NSFW@ Original Tweet is uncensored, I added Mack's old avatar to cover his dignity. Obviously the livestream reupload will also have Mack's uncensored strawberry head splayed for all and sundry to see.

Also looks like Cog has the video back on his channel (likely without the penis)

Timestamps?

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Timestamps?

I can barely bring myself to watch it, nevermind timestamp it. Mack is there from the start, he complains about Warski throughout. It's not a good show, Cog talks over everyone and when he lets the others talk you wish he didn't.


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Cog warned by Mack not to fight people in Canada eh or the Mounties will arrest him.

Cog agreeing to fight himself (thanks to doomedobserver on Twitter for the clips)

 

[DoomSayer]

Does Mack still hang out in Cawgs chat, or did he hang up his username?
Edit: He does.
Cog: were you doing age play in DMs?
Mack: I dont know, but if I was it was just jokes bro.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Spoiler: context

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Tardski bros on twitter
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Tardski bros irl, (who could still beat the shit out of cog btw)
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Tardski’s seething about COG, after COG challenged Tardski to a boxing match. COG has been challenging Tardski for a boxing match since late last year and Cokeski has kept on running away from the offer. (He also apparently blocked COG)

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Every day Tardski just makes me dislike him even more. Cog and Dan should just fly to Canada, hunt him down and make him cry on camera so the though guy arc can be ended once and for all. If luck is with us maybe he will disappear from the Internet.

well @hawkisnight you got what you wanted, after chemo casino talking shit about cog on their kinomania streams
cog decided to do a tard-hunt if he reached 2000 dollars goal

and he reached that goal

i guess it's up to warski now

 

[Hüftpriester]

Cog should bring Godwinson to film his beatdown of Warski for maximum casino sister seethe.

 

[Elmo]

Cog should bring Godwinson to film his beatdown of Warski for maximum casino sister seethe.

I'm fairly certain that those two hate each other but stranger things have happened. Cog is definitely bringing Dan with him since Dan wants to fight PPP.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's all bored people with professional jobs that need background noise that can give them a momentary bit of entertainment when they need it but is just as easily filtered away & ignored. They'll send him money in thanks. Metokur Fembot is a large donator as are the two Ralph father-in-laws, Mister Bacon, SoCal Chris, Erik Duchamp, other boomers (literally. Watch a show for his donos, it's all older people). All goes through DonationAlerts but probably legit. Man has more vacations than most middle class families, he's definitely getting money pumped from somewhere.

I think these streams have replaced what AM radio used to be for the same group of retards twenty five years ago. As a kid I remember adults constantly keeping "talk radio" channels on. 95% of them were absolute garbage, but they had decent production and the hosts had salaries so they didn't constantly beg for money from listeners. Streamers took the worst elements of AM radio and tried to inject some wrasslin drama into it. I can't believe anyone gives them money. I'd choose silence over Cog or Ralph 100% of the time.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

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Cog live now. He is still planning to go to Toronto in September with Dan. Warski has backed out. His wife gave her mystical Hindu advice "Ask your audience if you should still go." This is likely because Cog said people could get a refund if the trip didn't happen and he wants a free trip to Canada which will provide him with content.

"And also I just want to point out to Warski as well, I just want to point out that uh that Leanna Taylor (sp?) is a massive whore and a bitch. You know why I'm saying that? Because that's your fucking girlfriend. I guarantee you that you still haven't got the balls to defend her against me..."

WOAH BUDDY! Cog threatening to beat up Warski's girlfriend in front of him while Dan films it. Doxing the girlfriend. I thought Warski's live-in girlfriend was called Ashton?

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

A 24 hour period of Cog tweets. He talked about Warski from waking up until he goes to bed, then wakes up and begins again. Tenacious if nothing else... but nobody wants to read all that shit.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Pretty cringe but not as cringe as I thought it would be:

 

[Downsy Drone]

Cog did one of his trademark fundraisers with the purpose of going to Canada to fight Warksi. After raising the money, it seems the fight is not happening. KOP leaked his discord DMs with Cog where he started the conversation by relaying Surfer's offer (that he would pick up Cog and Andy for free to get them to the fighting location once Cog is in Canada):

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Cog decided this is not a scam. If you want to know The Truth, you have to watch his streams...so I guess no one will ever be able to confirm it.

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Lol, apparently Cog doesn't drink...daily

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[Cringestorian X]

stop taking the the words of a homosexual called bryan dunn at face value

this is an obvious shit stirring bullshit from him

 

[Downsy Drone]

Gaytor and Queen of Poz touched tips on a bloodsports stream hosted by Cog. I didn't find any archives of it here yet, so here it is in 2 parts with live chat attached in excel.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Chat won

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Cog is sniping Ralph's 24hr live stream to beat extortionists. (aka be able to afford to go to Florida and South Africa... maybe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMIa-2hYIQ

Never before have two men gathered, to say so little. It's like watching someone watch someone watch paint dry.
Edit: added embed for the masochists out there.

 

[DoomSayer]

Where can I find Cog's song "True Beauty"? Or the rest of his cringe music for that matter.

 

[justforthis]

Where can I find Cog's song "True Beauty"? Or the rest of his cringe music for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/@cogmusic

You're whale cum.

 

[Londo]

I decided to check if Cog was still alive because he is no longer showing up on my YouTube feed (thank god).

I have saying it but even Ralph was right about this guy. His entire existence revolves around Ralph and his orbitors.

Holy shit bro get better content.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

I decided to check if Cog was still alive because he is no longer showing up on my YouTube feed (thank god).

I have saying it but even Ralph was right about this guy. His entire existence revolves around Ralph and his orbitors.

Holy shit bro get better content.

Yeah he has switched over to Cog Live after Backwards Internet got demonetized. He has been switching up his style and claims he is only going to be doing Caravan streams on YouTube, making his content more palatable for that platform. Or that seemed to be the plan, but YouTube are now holding his money from when he got demonetized and refusing to pay out. Now he is talking about doing Rumble and focusing on content that YouTube wouldn't allow.

What the fuck is a caravan stream, you might be asking.





He's using more generic music (not heard any Cog singing since the changeover), he has this overlay where he is trying to own the jokes made about him shitting in a bucket/living in a caravan/etc, some of his dono clips have changed... other than that it is the same show. I can only imagine he is doing this so he can say it is a different show if people report him.

Apart from that, nothing that interesting has happened in the last while. Rush Pabst may have been one of the people who served Ralph papers at the airport, meaning he could get doxed. Xaniberries and friends have been alogging Cog hard. Czr voice-doxed himself (he sounds like Memeology101). It's just boring, which is Cog summed up in a word. But he's at least consistent and factually accurately honest.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Cog has been getting mad at Ralph and anyone who is now cheering Ralph on. He should know better, he's been around long enough, but his seethe has overridden his better judgment.


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"I think that's the only time in Cog's entire life that he has been entertaining, hoho."

Cog having a meltdown over Josh calling him British, LOL.

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https://twitter.com/traniberries/status/1681355033550504002

He even complains about how small his thread is.

I think this is the clip you wanted Null. Talking about mutual hatred of Cog, how Ralph misses when you would stream together.


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It's in 480p but that seems to be the highest quality available at the moment.

EDIT: From a partial recording after OBS shit itself, it might be slightly better quality (has chat on screen)

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He has been streaming pretty much non-stop since Ralph began his one man crusade against AF. If someone wants to clip it, he also had @Mackiavelli13 on as a co-host and kept shouting at him for trying to contribute to the stream - caught around 10 mins of it, it was pretty funny.

To be clear, I think Cog is funny because he paints his floors black and immediately ruins it, don't really care so much if the floors were in social housing. But really it's the things he continues to do, not so much his past failures (although some of those are also funny ngl). Not much needs to be said, it's pretty self-evident he's sperging and everyone sees it. Why is he sperging? I don't know; it's probably not rational. Most of Cog's decisions are business-orientated - acting like a whiny stick-in-the-mud will only get him negative attention.

Best explanation is something about the RalphaRedemption flipped his switch and now he is Coggin' out.

EDIT: @Clarence in SneedChat is claiming that Cog had an exclusive about the TalkingParents app that has been completely overshadowed by the Ralphsurrection - it makes sense now and also lol

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Cog is working hard for Vickers during Ralph's stream with JLP.
He's not obsessed, BTW.