Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Needed it's own post:

Why LOCALS sucks ans Nick is not around:

Spoiler: Various theories, but they are not happy.

selwrynn​

Has anyone heard from Nick this weekend (with info on if we can expect movie night)

diamondsndhenna​

No. And none of his chat responds either. I asked this earlier. His locals page used to be a cool place now it seems like no one gives AF

Southanarchist​	Tru
Brimstoneddd​	I said Nick's like an outside cat... I figured that would imply he didn't say shit and just shows up when he wants to
Southanarchist​	‘‘Twas the farmers and the spergs

Southanarchist​	We just don’t expect him to be apart of chat anymore, we just talk amongst ourselves
diamondsndhenna​	I wouldn't be here but I somehow I accidently paid for a year

diamondsndhenna​	He wouldn't be here either
diamondsndhenna​	He's locked in and hates it
Southanarchist​	The value add is much less than it was eight months ago

Southanarchist​

Partly and partly he has been disincentivized from being here by farmers and other spergs

diamondsndhenna​

Who are these farmers and spergs you speak of?

Southanarchist​

Kiwi farms and people like Cynthia and others who misrepresented what this chat was like

diamondsndhenna​

I don't think it's Kiwi He doesn't want to be told what to do and feels the looming blanket of control. It's weighing on him . Hope he gets a new contract

diamondsndhenna​

It's locals and the rumble contract

Southanarchist​

As I said that is a part of it bud not the whole onion. He’s also growing bored

diamondsndhenna​	It's the contract. People like that hate being on a schedule. He feels trapped
Brimstoneddd​	He mentioned lady rackets getting grief for being on... I never saw anything other than Peele being nice to her... That sucks if people were being shitty to her

diamondsndhenna​

Faran started that mess

Brimstoneddd​

FUCK that hoe... She was just jealous that lady rackets is older than her but not a fat bitch

diamondsndhenna​

She sent out weird messages to everyone about them. She's weird. I really liked her. Liked her and her sister a ton. But glad farans gone. She's unstable

thedeugs​

funny thing about contracts is you dont have to sign them

diamondsndhenna​

Nick hates us

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is linking to another thread allowed? It's not nick related but it's about his orbiter mindset. I posted in the lawtube thread but I want more people to see it cause it's baffling.

Lawtube Thread

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is linking to another thread allowed? It's not nick related but it's about his orbiter mindset. I posted in the lawtube thread but I want more people to see it cause it's baffling.

Lawtube Thread

If relevant to the thread. You will see links here to posts in Nick's lawsuit thread because it is related, but this thread is not the one to discuss the lawsuit itself.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Here is Null's Rekieta segment on MATI today (split into 2 parts).

Null observes Nick saying that talking to Null is like talking to someone with down syndrome, and Nick continues to fumble from there.

Null then goes on to clarify some things between him and Nick and his own understanding of the Montegraph/Rekieta lawsuit.

Nick would do well to learn to think before he speaks.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Null observes Nick saying that talking to Null is like talking to someone with down syndrome, and Nick continues to fumble from there.

If I had to choose between talking to Tiger Woods and talking to an autist, I'm chatting with the based retard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Since I’ve posted about Vito before, I’m gonna be lazy & quote what I’ve already said previously.
The tl;dr is, it seems that Nick’s distain for Vito is kayfabe (or at best, has become water under the bridge) & that in reality, Nick has no issue with Vito. They’ve hung out together in person (at Dick’s) & Nick has admitted to being cool w/ Vito when drunk on his birthday stream.

Also, Masterson wouldn't continence Nick continuing to show any seriously public distain for Vito. If there even remains any. If Nick persisted down that route, Dick would nag Rekieta about it continuously until Nick acquiesces. Just like he did with Ralph.

Remember, the whole make-up session with Ralph has Dick's fingerprints all over it. People talk about Drex and Coomalot a lot here, and there's certainly a case they are a bad influence on Nick, but I believe Dick is by far the most destructive influence on Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Late Night Movie Chat Log to get contemporary:

I doubt that this has not ever happened:

Lostnconfusd​

Wanna see Nick actually in court arguing. Wonder if that exists out there.

The way to fix family courts:

Spoiler: IT IS SOLVED!

SirVieVal​	Don't simp for women no matter how much u think u love them, lads
MrStirFry99​	if I ever get married again, there will be a prenup, signed in the presence of council for both me and her, video taped under oath so she can never claim she was forced. If she truly loves me, she wouldnt care, because the terms would be simple and not burdensome.
MrStirFry99​	if you dont want the commitment and the union, dont get married. simple. no fault divorce should be revoked.
MrStirFry99​	fyi, my terms: no allimony, no child support, the person who files divorce is choosing to walk away from the family and gets their cloths, if there are 2 automobiles in the household, the lesser quality vehicle, and cash for 1st,last month's rent, security deposit +$1000. Man or woman. you want to break up the family unit for your feelings? enjoy life.
MrStirFry99​	people give up more rights in standard adhesion contracts.
DnLMentors​	does not help that family courts favor the female. always wondered how court handle that when its two fags

More bitching about Nick:

Vawus​

No wonder why Nick doesn't visit us anymore

Vawus​	He's a good boy now that doesn't drink and wears his purity ring! No more unbreaded or wtf Wednesday that would be a sin
Vawus​	Being slightly facetious but I can't wait till he does a trial stream again

Vawus​

Like rackets better not lose his lawsuit to that retard monty. That will spell the end of my faith in the legal system

What happneed to this collab?

zhamman​

Wasn’t sure if Nick said he’d be on Joe’s show tonight

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Here is Null's Rekieta segment on MATI today (split into 2 parts).

Null observes Nick saying that talking to Null is like talking to someone with down syndrome, and Nick continues to fumble from there.

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Null then goes on to clarify some things between him and Nick and his own understanding of the Montegraph/Rekieta lawsuit.

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Nick would do well to learn to think before he speaks.

I'm gonna disagree with Null here. I think Nick should drink more, if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Null then goes on to clarify some things between him and Nick and his own understanding of the Montegraph/Rekieta lawsuit.

For the record, here's the description of the clip in question from Monty's amended complaint.



Yes, he literally said "sue me if you want".

TheSpectreReport​

He is. He responded to one of my Discord DMs a few minutes back. I thought he was back home but I guess not.

Assuming the "he" is Nick, it's funny to see the whining about Nick never being in chat interspersed with Spectre bragging about Nick talking to him in DMs.

If I was a paying Locals member, I would be offended that Nick is chatting with Spectre instead of Locals.

 

[Captain Manning]

Spectre wants to do a show with Nick:

Having a former E-3 truck driver on to try and lawsplain UCMJ (based upon the proposed topic according to your logs) seems about as exciting and educational as watching invisible paint dry. Having him do it with while Spectre is maintaining his B.S. claims that he is an officer seems outright idiotic and credibility destroying.

Nick might be dumb enough at this point to do it though.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Sewer Rat]

by the logs posted here and the Rekieta streams, it looks like recently he is leaving the show alone A LOT more because of the kids. did his wife left him or something?

 

[beautiful person]

Imagine being a man with kids who knowingly hangs out with pedophiles and only pretends to hate pedos as part of a kayfaybe grift.

If I had to choose between talking to Tiger Woods and talking to an autist, I'm chatting with the based retard.

Downies can be surprisingly decent company! Whereas I'd never be interested in talking with a mulatto golfer.

by the logs posted here and the Rekieta streams, it looks like recently he is leaving the show alone A LOT more because of the kids. did his wife left him or something?

The wife has always been useless. Maybe Nick got too fresh with the nanny and she quit.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Null observes Nick saying that talking to Null is like talking to someone with down syndrome, and Nick continues to fumble from there.

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I'm actually going to defend Rekeita here, because I completely get what he's saying.

He's saying that he enjoys that Josh is autistic enough to be knowledgeable about very esoteric topics to the point that he can engage in in-depth discussions. He's not calling Josh a retard in the Chris Chan sense, he's calling Josh a retard in the "autistic enough to care to read" sense.

 

[AnOminous]

For anyone not up on" ye olde Reketa lore," Rekieta and Drex went off on Idubbz quite a white back because his wife had an OF (video link is timestamped).

What a joke, considering Nick himself turned out to be the biggest cuck of all.

 

[Swole McPole]

MrStirFry99​

if I ever get married again, there will be a prenup, signed in the presence of council for both me and her, video taped under oath so she can never claim she was forced. If she truly loves me, she wouldnt care, because the terms would be simple and not burdensome.

Getting married again? This nigger is never even getting a fucking date again, he's so retarded. If you're worried about your wife rinsing you in the divorce courts, marry a woman who has/earns more money than you do. Simple.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Vito is such a worthless fat paedophile, he even shills for his fellow paedophile friend Max Karson right after.

Nick fucking hates Vito and has lit him up like a christmas tree in the past, specifically after he went after Friday Night Tights for hosting Alex Jones. Dick tried to have them both on his show to scream talk it out and Nick came on but I do not remember whether Vito showed or not. I think he wussed out and called in after Nick left.

If Dick guntguards Vito and Nick accepts it it'll be a new low for both of them.

I was going to say I thought I remember Nick saying , "Vito is an actual pedophile cause the only pedophiles make sexual jokes about children are doing it cause they like to flaunt it" or some shit like that when referencing Vito in the past.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

by the logs posted here and the Rekieta streams, it looks like recently he is leaving the show alone A LOT more because of the kids. did his wife left him or something?

She will be seen at Anime Matsuri in August.

I was going to say I thought I remember Nick saying , "Vito is an actual pedophile cause the only pedophiles make sexual jokes about children are doing it cause they like to flaunt it" or some shit like that when referencing Vito in the past.

Unless it has changed, Nick Saud he and Vito were fine and have appeared on shows together since then. This was in March. Nick said they were cool, but he would vever trust Vito to watch hid children.

I am amused that Nose can suck up hus dislike ( as if for a despised family member) for a questionable paedo and not for: a schedule, his old fans, law content, and conservative pundits/business people to make him money

 

[AnOminous]

Vito is such a worthless fat paedophile, he even shills for his fellow paedophile friend Max Karson right after.

Anyone who willingly associates with the likes of Vito is a disgusting pedo too and should be publicly reviled as vermin.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Getting married again? This nigger is never even getting a fucking date again, he's so retarded. If you're worried about your wife rinsing you in the divorce courts, marry a woman who has/earns more money than you do. Simple.

You can't marry a women who earns more than you. Not according to the Drexel, Nick, and Mindset. They wouldn't (In Cartman voice) "respect mah authority" and would just cuck you. Because women are flat 2D personalities incapable of nuance or change and are all gold digging whores apparently.

I am amused that Nose can suck up hus dislike ( as if for a despised family member) for a questionable paedo

I don't have kids, but if I had kids the last thing I would do is to associate with someone who has remotely plausible accusations of pedophilia.

Bonus:I found an old edit that would be Drexel's new theme song as the leader of Super Smash ♂ASS♂ bros swinger group:

 

[AnOminous]

Bonus:I found an old edit that would be Drexel's new theme song as the leader of Super Smash ♂ASS♂ bros swinger group:

Drex waits until his friends' kids are 18 before taking them to the bondage dungeon.