Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Jesus, that face legitimately frightens me. That's the face of a man who knows life has become irrevocably fucked up and he has no one to blame but himself. Those tired, defeated eyes with the attempt to make a smile but it still comes across as a sad one.

The look of a man who sold his soul to the devil for fame, and yet now realized it is fleeting.

 

[LimeRikki]

I think you're over estimating how self-aware this guy is.

 

[Flamin Park]

What the actual fuck is going on with that mouth

He looks like some kind of cryptid that mimicks humans and eats children whole

 

[gateway]

Dylan goes to New York for a cover shoot. Let's see which company is going to get boycotted this week.

 

[ScooterL]

Let's see which company is going to get boycotted this week

I expect he'll only be able to get work for faggot-oriented brands that normal people wouldn't buy in the first place.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Ah yes, Ireland, that famously safe and non-violent country where ideological disagreements are settled peacefully. What a fool.

Days of Boyhood has decided she doesn't love Dylan any more, so I guess that rules Scotland out as a future asylum destination.

One of the last based peeps in the UK. I dont know why she doesnt have more subs.

 

[gateway]

Days of Boyhood has decided she doesn't love Dylan any more, so I guess that rules Scotland out as a future asylum destination.

WTF is that temple os hoodie...

 

[AnOminous]

Dylan goes to New York for a cover shoot. Let's see which company is going to get boycotted this week.

Why can't this freak ever have a remotely normal facial expression? He looks like a malfunctioning replicant.

 

[LemonParty]

One of the last based peeps in the UK. I dont know why she doesnt have more subs.

The Days of Boyhood DOOD is memeing the fuck out of this Dylan guy. It's not hard to make fun of a man in drag but this DoB GUY is a master-class.

I am officially extending the olive branch to Days of Boyhood and inviting HIM to the Farms. In all reality though, HE'S probably already here.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

WTF is that temple os hoodie...

Chad also owns some sweet Farms merch. Like all the cool doods do.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

H

The Days of Boyhood DOOD is memeing the fuck out of this Dylan guy. It's not hard to make fun of a man in drag but this DoB GUY is a master-class.

I am officially extending the olive branch to Days of Boyhood and inviting HIM to the Farms. In all reality though, HE'S probably already here.

"He" wore a kiwifarms tshirt in one of his first vids, so the dood is probably a farmer.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the actual fuck is going on with that mouth

He looks like some kind of cryptid that mimicks humans and eats children whole

I know what you mean lol you can just picture it unhinging like a snake and swallowing toddlers whole...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

One of the last based peeps in the UK. I dont know why she doesnt have more subs.

I love her.

Spoiler: Associative thinking

Funny, though, her rap reminded me of Kae (Kate) Tempest, who is (hold on - she's good) a poet and rapper, and funnily enough (stay with me here) is apparently NB since 2020 (and though I've seen her with long hair, she has the "boy" vibe here). Oh, also, ginger-haters beware, but the song is a banger and gets better and better as you go. But attaching a clip to show why I was reminded by Days of Boyhood's clip of this - it's mainly a similar tenor to their voices and some syncopation in the rap, I think:

UPDATE: Kae is a pooner now :-(

WTF is that temple os hoodie...

She (DoB) also has a KF tshirt, iirc...

 

[Pig Cups]

Source

I'm not saying that the school/university public speaking circuit is an indicator of failure...I just don't think that this bodes particularly well for Dylan. It makes it look like he's moving backwards as far as the caliber of work he's able to get goes. An upward trajectory from where he stands now would consist of (at the very least) an attempt to return to musical theatre, or trying to find serious acting work in Hollywood. Perhaps dabbling in music (if he has any ability). Or maybe trying to take up painting à la Hunter Biden.

This, in addition to the memoir he's writing (at *26*- wayyyy too young) seems like a downgrade. Besides, who the fuck sees any value in having this velociraptor-jawed troon show up on campus to spew his deluded nonsense? I know there are plenty of colleges that'll bite, but how many will truly spend the money and follow through? Especially when Dylan has a proven track record of failure permanently associated with his name/person? When everything he does/says draws attention and is scrutinized? Methinks that more than a few will decide that the attention and financial setback isn't worth it. Because, really, what can Dylan truly offer or teach? Bro is the human embodiment of a reverse Midas touch- everything he involves himself in turns to shit. Do these colleges really want their logo visible on the podium in a viral video that gets circulated when Dilly says something patently absurd at a hosted event? Even amidst all the poz, there are (hopefully) colleges out there that'll realize that it just isn't worth it, that it won't serve any positive purpose for the student body, and thusly won't acquiesce the demands of the student groups that'd be clamoring for the school to book Dylan.

I said awhile back that the monumental failure vis-à-vis Bud Light represented the beginning of the end for Dylan as far as lucrative work opportunities go. I maintain that to be the case, and that it is being demonstrated in front of our eyes here.

I imagine Dilly no longer looks at that Bud Light can as one of his most prized possessions. It now signifies the death of him being able to land any further endorsement/partnership deals that pay anything worth a fuck. If anything, he can do shit on par with the OraQuick ad. Or maybe something with a really obscure, distinctly pro-troon/LGBT+ company or startup. And that assumes his popularity doesn’t continue to wane amidst his already-blemished record.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Is it just me or with the blond hair is he starting to look like a dollar store rip-off version of Shape Shifter (a detransitioned hyper femme man who does detrans activism)? Would be wild to get them to talk one on one and see how Dylan fares looking into the mirror of what awaits him.

 

[veritarded]

Would be wild to get them to talk one on one and see how Dylan fares looking into the mirror of what awaits him

dylan will never get the cock chop. he has a group of advisors and managers who want him around for the long run and don’t want to show the world the reality of transition with such a high profile troon. we all saw what happened to jazz jennings and that peaked many people, they won’t let that happen again. plus dylan knows he’s a gay man and hasn’t even gone on HRT, i get the impression that he knows the implications of the surgery and won’t go through with it

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Is it just me or with the blond hair is he starting to look like a dollar store rip-off version of Shape Shifter (a detransitioned hyper femme man who does detrans activism)? Would be wild to get them to talk one on one and see how Dylan fares looking into the mirror of what awaits him.

ShapeShifter pulls the look off better IMO. And he's a lot more honest about the trans cult and surgeries. I'd love to see them talk though, partly to see if Dylan really believes the bullshit he spouts or if he's just a (very wide) mouthpiece for The Message, and how his handlers would try to get him to answer ShapeShifter's points.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Is it just me or with the blond hair is he starting to look like a dollar store rip-off version of Shape Shifter (a detransitioned hyper femme man who does detrans activism)? Would be wild to get them to talk one on one and see how Dylan fares looking into the mirror of what awaits him.

Dyldo is grifting the libs, poc corperations and the handmaidens. Theres no way he would cut off his dick. Hes done a bit of facial surgery but thats it. I dont think hes on E either bc one year on that would show. The price is too steep, just as @veritarded stated. Give him a couple of years and hes gone back to being nonbinary as a cop out.

 

[ScooterL]

Dylan in schools? Some kid is going to contradict him, and he's going to screech back like the eye-scratching faggot that he is.

Can't wait for the video.

 

[LimeRikki]

Like @ScooterL says, I want this motivational speaker tour to happen. Because I want to see how he responds to audience hecklers.

That would be some pretty funny video content.

Imagine a female in the audience contradicting him. And he tries to fire back with something Heavily implying he sees himself as more of a woman than her, which is how he responded to that one youtube chick (slxthkween) who was making fun of him.