Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Looking at Ellen Page now legitimately makes me uncomfortable. It's not just the classic double mastectomy scars, but the fact that she's obviously a tiny, tiny, very skinny woman, and everything about her screams "tiny woman". She might be the worst passing pooner I've ever seen. She was anorexic too wasn't she? So a tiny, tiny woman just trying to disappear as much as possible, and pedowood claps when it's not enough for her to starve herself, but she must begin to remove body parts as well to just... escape. Freaks me out.

I do wonder if she is involuntarily peak transing unsuspecting normies who are just browsing Netflix for something to watch just from appearing in shows like Umbrella Academy. I've only seen glimpses of the show but again, very obviously a tiny, borderline skeletal woman in a sweater that seems too big for her. I don't even think she had the frog troon voice yet, but she was trying to make her voice sound deeper in the same comical way that a 10 year old boy might. Is she even on T? Her body doesn't seem ravaged by acne like how it usually goes.
 
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I think Ellen could make a convincing twink Frankenstein. She already has the hodge podge mismatched anatomy with skinny arms and weedy chest juxtaposed with more muscularly developed shoulders and abs and she even has the zippertit scars. She basically already looks like a failed medical experiment. :story:
 
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Excellent read. The misspellings can be corrected, that's no big deal. It'll be nice to have a place to read the dumb shit she will inevitably say in the future.
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Regarding the abs. Generally that level of ab hypertrophy will also result in at least some development of the obliques as well. Since Ellen has no obliques that just confirms in my mind that they are implants. They aren't even good implants because they're so comically oversized.

Most FTMs who go on T and also work out have muscle growth, idk the reasoning behind the terrible implants here.
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Her abs look like Batman's shirt.
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TokiBun said:
I found her kinda hot back in the day but now she’s super ugly and looks dead inside. I love celebrity lolcow threads they’re fun to watch and gossip in!
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Dood! I had such a humongous crush on her back in the Juno days. Too bad she chose the chaotic ending. Wasn't aware of the finer details in her übervictim narrative, but now some other things make sense about her, especially the fact that she was a vocal supporter of the Juicy Smollet hoax.
 
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The Skeksis Emperor said:
A needed thread, thank you.

Excuse me for citing myself, but don't forget Page's very manly dating history where she is brutally mogged by women who pull off masc better than her.



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i've looked up the hooraymae chick and every single photo i've seen of this person has this dead tranny look on their face. i hope trannies are super happy with yeeting the teets and chopping the cock

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a photo where everyone looks happy to be apart of the situation, pooner looks fucking miserable even when masking

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oh look! my favorite jew, nick kroll. can't wait for the next season of "middle school aged kids constantly talking about sex". oh wait, that's too long of a title. i mean "Big Mouth". now i don't wanna be a conspiracy theorist but it seems like the jews love the troons

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somebody try and finish the joke for me

2 troons/poons walk into a bar
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Dood! I had such a humongous crush on her back in the Juno days. Too bad she chose the chaotic ending. Wasn't aware of the finer details in her übervictim narrative, but now some other things make sense about her, especially the fact that she was a vocal supporter of the Juicy Smollet hoax.
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The only reason I know anything about her. Is because /tv/ was obsessed with her years ago, and /v/ was covering her because she was in videogames. I haven't even watched any movie she'd been in.
 
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I’m curious if she’ll actually be cast in many roles from now on. She can’t go back to playing a cute awkward girl, but she could never be cast as a man either. She’s tiny even for a woman. And let’s be honest, no one wants a 5’ anorexic pooner cast as any kind of male lead.

Over in the SRS thread it’s a constant that pooners are the smallest women to begin with. You never see 5’10” women pretending to be men.
 
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JelloJerk said:
Looking at Ellen Page now legitimately makes me uncomfortable. It's not just the classic double mastectomy scars, but the fact that she's obviously a tiny, tiny, very skinny woman, and everything about her screams "tiny woman". She might be the worst passing pooner I've ever seen. She was anorexic too wasn't she? So a tiny, tiny woman just trying to disappear as much as possible, and pedowood claps when it's not enough for her to starve herself, but she must begin to remove body parts as well to just... escape. Freaks me out.

I do wonder if she is involuntarily peak transing unsuspecting normies who are just browsing Netflix for something to watch just from appearing in shows like Umbrella Academy. I've only seen glimpses of the show but again, very obviously a tiny, borderline skeletal woman in a sweater that seems too big for her. I don't even think she had the frog troon voice yet, but she was trying to make her voice sound deeper in the same comical way that a 10 year old boy might. Is she even on T? Her body doesn't seem ravaged by acne like how it usually goes.
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First season was alright. Never read the comics (or really any comics) so I had pretty much 0 fucking idea what was going on. Her character was the most boring one and could have been dropped from the show and nothing would have changed. Tried watching the first episode of the second season and then just stopped giving a shit and I forget it exists until I see the meme of Ellen and the kid passing each other in traffic.
 
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OP is a little too ED for my tastes.

It's obvious she was diddled into pooning out. She's totally loony and looks dead inside. I would not be surprised if she's found dead in the coming years. Her career is probably over after that Umbrella show. no one is going to cast her as a man. Maybe she could play an elf or a hobbit or something.
 
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Dysnomia said:
OP is a little too ED for my tastes.

It's obvious she was diddled into pooning out. She's totally loony and looks dead inside. I would not be surprised if she's found dead in the coming years. Her career is probably over after that Umbrella show. no one is going to cast her as a man. Maybe she could play an elf or a hobbit or something.
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Sorry that you didn't like it :( I was trying to balance things out between humor and actual info. I'll try to do it better when I finish writing the thread.

As for the other one, you're possibly right. Maybe her career will take a nosedive after Umbrella Academy ends, at least until someone is just retarded enough to make a movie with her in a starring role and has the guts to try and give her a man's role. It seems insane to think about right now, but it's not impossible. That's the worst part, they'll do what they can to try and save her stumbling career.
 
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