Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Chef Red Pill]

Mom... Dad... Please stop fighting.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

>Be Fat Rick
>Lol

lol

 

[Associate Rick]

Both of these are rather likely.

My personal wish is that he goes full Darrell Brooks style sovcit.
"We will adress subject matter jurisdiction right now, child."
"Wrong as always, the paperwork is not in my name, but in the name of my trust."
"This is an admirality court because of the eagle on the flagpole, child. Even an infant would understand that."

Not competent to stand trial in any medical sense, children.

I'd like to see the judge emulate the one from Ghostbusters 2

"Judge Wexler : If my hands weren't tied by the unalterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE!"

Of course if they actually burned Fat Rick at the stake he would become an eternal flame.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd like to see the judge emulate the one from Ghostbusters 2

"Judge Wexler : If my hands weren't tied by the unalterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE!"

Of course if they actually burned Fat Rick at the stake he would become an eternal flame.

The grease fire would stink out the area for miles and years, while producing a hideous black cloud of pollution killing avian wildlife and contaminating rain clouds.

The electric chair would produce the same effect, with the added impact of requiring enough energy to fly to mars and back.

There would be little point in shooting him, and hanging I addressed before.
Either it would be impossible to find a ligature strong enough to hold his bull or his neck would be so thick it would prevent him from being strangled.

The amount of gas required, would also be so risky and impossible to contain, causing widespread death to millions of innocent civilians.

In all good conscience, the most humane and environmentally friendly way to execute Fatrick would be the simplest of all.
The starvation method.

Even if it would take months to complete, it would just mean locking him deep underground in a granite cavern.

 

[Meat Target]

In all good conscience, the most humane and environmentally friendly way to execute Fatrick would be the simplest of all.
The starvation method.

Even if it would take months to complete, it would just mean locking him deep underground in a granite cavern.

Owen Allan Foerem's next smash-hit short story, "The Cask of Pepperoni":

A succession of loud and shrill oinks, bursting suddenly from the throat of the chained form, seemed to thrust me violently back. For a brief moment I hesitated, I trembled. Unsheathing my rapier, I began to grope with it about the recess; but the thought of an instant reassured me. I placed my hand upon the solid fabric of the hovel and felt satisfied. I reapproached the wall; I replied to the squeals of him who clamoured. I re-echoed, I aided, I surpassed them in volume and in strength. I did this, and the oinker grew still.

It was now midnight, and my task was drawing to a close. I had completed the eighth, the ninth and the tenth tier. I had finished a portion of the last and the eleventh; there remained but a single stone to be fitted and plastered in. I struggled with its weight; I placed it partially in its destined position. But now there came from out the niche a low laugh that erected the hairs upon my head. It was succeeded by a sad voice, which I had difficulty in recognizing as that of the stout Patruchio. The voice said--

"You're going to prison, stalker. You are mentally ill, child."

"The Pepperoni!" I said.

"Yes, child, you thought that was funny, didn't But is it not getting late? Will not I be enjooooying what happens to you next, Dan and Boomia and the rest?"

"Yes," I said, "you're not getting out of here until you pay Quasi!"

"I don't owe Quasi a penny, child!"

"Yes," I said, "for the love of Norm!"

 

[Piggle Rick]

That's from when he was invited to play a song on stage with Blue Oyster Cult. Somebody found the video and posted it on the subreddit and pointed out that he made an absolute buffoon of himself - peacocking all over the stage with this guitar turned way too loud. You can see the singer being visibly pissed with him at the start of the video and asking him to turn it down, only for Joe to completely ignore him. Ruining that memory for Joe is what made him absolutely lose his mind in the final days of the subreddit. You can read some of his insane ramblings here - https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/reddit/user/IntlectualHomosexual.html

That was just one of his accounts too. He was sperging all over the place on multiple alts in those final few months. God he was he a fun fucking cow.

Here's the full video -

Highlights

0:15 - singer tells him to turn his shit down and is completely ignored

2:27 - Him mimicking the cymbal crash will never not make me laugh

4:56 - "Get this old faggot off stage and never let him back on again"

Goddamn apparently I’m a robot, cause I can’t get past the million Captchas to watch this video. Any chance of another method, like a link?

 

[Meat Target]

Detective Dan will soon have the scoop.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Detective Dan will soon have the scoop.

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Gotta love the guy for this. Fat Rick already has his dox and can’t do anything with it so why not just go balls to the wall and openly get every document a member of the public can get, so we can all laugh. I wanna see these!

 

[AnOminous]

Gotta love the guy for this. Fat Rick already has his dox and can’t do anything with it so why not just go balls to the wall and openly get every document a member of the public can get, so we can all laugh. I wanna see these!

Dan redemption arc?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

The OnA admin's response:
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>repeating literal tranny talking points
holy shit go get some fresh air and take a deep breath before posting next time.

 

[AnOminous]

>repeating literal tranny talking points
holy shit go get some fresh air and take a deep breath before posting next time.

It's also pretty faggoty to think telling entire countries to go fuck themselves is anything other than based as fuck.

 

[James done did it]

Detective Dan will soon have the scoop.

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it's kind of funny how this guy is retarded enough to be banned from two of the most obnoxious places on the internet but still gets to play on twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

it's kind of funny how this guy is retarded enough to be banned from two of the most obnoxious places on the internet but still gets to play on twitter.

Twitter has the lowest standards of any Internet outlet. Just being a troon used to mean you could constantly spew insane death threats and fedpost to your heart's content, but normies would get banned constantly for saying normal shit that the vast majority of living people would agree with.

 

[poopshoes]

I kind of enjoy watching 2 forum admins fight each other by proxy of other users screencaps and quotes. Reminds me of the old internet for some reason.

 

[JustStopDude]

Twitter has the lowest standards of any Internet outlet. Just being a troon used to mean you could constantly spew insane death threats and fedpost to your heart's content, but normies would get banned constantly for saying normal shit that the vast majority of living people would agree with.

The people that get banned from Twitter are the likes of Dick Masterson. A failed improv comic who couldn't read a room or gauge an audience if his life depended on it.

Fucking Ethan Ralph, who is perpetually in a rotating state of hungover/drunk/xannied out of his gourd, can maintain a Twitter account.

If you manage to get banned on twitter, you should lose your civil rights due to being retarded.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

59 pages?? That is way more than I was expecting for simple contempt.

 

[James done did it]

I kind of enjoy watching 2 forum admins fight each other by proxy of other users screencaps and quotes. Reminds me of the old internet for some reason.

Null vs Quasi charity boxing match at Hooli's on August 24th. All donations go to Lowtax's daughters' college funds.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope Rick shows up with a lawyer dressed like this:
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I am also now imagining the judge as the spitting image of Fred Gwynne.

You think Rick could get a lawyer this based and well versed in the law? A lawyer with a girlfriend who can be a key expert witness? A lawyer who can learn the customs of a strange people and use their grits-cooking methods to benefit his case?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Null vs Quasi charity boxing match at Hooli's on August 24th. All donations go to Lowtax's daughters' college funds.

I say give it to Annabelle.

I thought she was born only half cursed, but after seeing the recent garage sales where her mother sold her father's wedding rings and his "Number 1 Dad" mug for 5 bucks, I pity that girl even more.

Whore mother and Tomlinson genes. Poor girl never even had a chance.

 

[James done did it]

I say give to Annabelle.

I thought she was born only half cursed, but after seeing the recent garage sales where her mother sold her father's wedding rings and his "Number 1 Dad" for 5 bucks, I pity that girl even more.

Whore mother and Tomlinson genes. Poor girl never had a chance.

Yeah her selling the world's best dad shit on facebook was the last straw. Nikki is indeed the second, better wife even if her snatch smells like watermelon toots.