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He’s gone on Anthony Padilla’s show

he was lucky when the last one
(not to me, I sperged out about it) slipped under the radar because no1 cares about Karl Jacobs and Dreams friend’s podcast.
And troons had the farms down when it was fresh grumble grumble.
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Anthony is 35 btw. Chris is 27.
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Literal early aughts duck face, fuck him.
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I am and have been weeping as I type this post.
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Stupid reply because his freckles look like a rash.
Let's see:
1. Picks a terrible neckline that really emphasizes his shoulders. He should have already figured out by now that V-necks are the best choice for broad shoulders. Once again, lazy AF.
2. Picks the worst hairstyle to highlight his balding/receding hairline. He should have parted it in the middle to help hide the balding parts on the sides, and he should get bangs to hide that massive forehead and MALE brow. His hair lacks any volume and still looks greasy despite it obviously being styled.
3. Picks shoes that not only don't fit, but also don't match the type of dress he is wearing. Those shoes would go with club or party wear, not a casual cotton dress. FFS, is he taking fashion advice from Erin Reed?
4. Not only are they the wrong type of shoe to wear with that style of dress, he chose the wrong heel length. He shouldn't be wearing such high heels when the hem of his dress is so low. Typically, it's: the lower the hem, the shorter the heel.
5. Looks like they attempted to clean up his brows but it just looks off. His brows should be thinner and arched more if he really wants a more feminine look.
6. You can't see it in the pictures, but on video you can still see his dark mustache shadow
7. His eye makeup actually looks decent, especially in the video. That's the only nice thing I can say
Overall score: 3/10, still looks like a freak and his outfit choices are terrible, but at least he looks clean.