A woman's good for one thing, to be a slave of man
To give him lots of children and spread her legs like jam
To make his bed and breakfast, the way a wifey should
To mop the floor and clean the house and love him very good
We need a John B. Anthony to take ol' Susan on his knee
Give her a spanking, one, two, three, get rid of women's lib, you see
To always tide his clothesies and never to complain
Always wash his clothesies and bathe him in champagne
To keep her mouth real quiet, be gentle, kind and meek
And only stop to talk when he says that she can speak
We need a John B. Anthony to take ol' Susan on his knee
Give her a spanking, one, two, three, get rid of women's lib, you see
There's women now in Congress! It's getting very bad
They're stopping this great country from getting far ahead
You see them on the TV reading news and giving scores
They should be back home pulling down their drawers
We need a John B. Anthony to take ol' Susan on his knee
Give her a spanking, one, two, three, get rid of women's lib, you see
Women's liberation has been the curse of men
They've been getting colder while he shrivels like a lamb
It's time for guys to wake up and get back on their feet
Give women's liberation a swift kick on the seat
We need a John B. Anthony to take ol' Susan on his knee
Give her a spanking, one, two, three, get rid of women's lib, you see
Women's liberation has turned Susies into Mikes
Since women's liberation, there's an increase now in dykes
It's time to stop this curse on the human race
Come on, you guys, let's put the women right back in their place!
We need a John B. Anthony to take ol' Susan on his knee
Give her a spanking, one, two, three, get rid of women's lib, you see