Hoi Goise! I’m having Chinese food! Look I’m totally trolling because, no, I love Chinese food, I have to eat it every single day. Alright?
•I’m on a Chinese food bender, so…
•She’s the deathfat version of Ray Milland, having her own Lost Weekend but instead of whisky it’s potstickers and six servings of rice in fifteen minutes.
•I don’t know how many more days I’m gonna eat it for! But here we go!
•I was gonna have Shake Shack and I’m like ‘no, Chinese food I can do chicken Manchuria.
•OKAY! We have
•Holy crap did she just do an impression of Yabba?
•We have some jalapeño water, my fAvOrItE.
•If I had to pick a Crayola colour to describe Gunt’s teeth, I’d say Burnt Sienna.
•Fried potstickers (6) plus dipping sauce.
•Chicken Manchurian.
•Fried rice for a family of six.
•Oh dear god the chopsticks again. Kill me.
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OKAY SO.’
•I HATE the way she chirps “
BISSSMILLUHH!”
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AND ANOTHER THING: I despise the way she always takes a forkful of something and then rolls it around in the rice before eating it. Why doesn’t she fucking dump everything in one bowl and eat out of that, if she’s not excited about tasting the individual flavors.
•Fuckin-A she got a cameo account. This will be GLORIOUS as after her five loyal Beezers have purchased one, she’ll get no further orders and i for one
AM HERE FOR THAT!
•The smacking, chewing and slurping are off the charts. She is definitely retaliating for the shit she’s gotten recently.
•Cameo thought Chantal wasn’t “
cool enough” two years ago. But now she is.
•Cameo used to think she wasn’t cool enough but now they’re addressing her as “the talent.” Why do I feel we’re going to be hearing this phrase a great deal in the coming weeks.
•Rice raking. Make it stop.
•The other day I mentioned that Chantal eats off utensils the way you spoon-feed a baby baby food. You put the spoon in and instead of pulling it out straight, you angle it up. A perfect example is the SS where she has the spoon in her mouth. Efficient food-delivery system. PLUS, she puts the spoon as far into her mouth as possible. I can’t figure out how she doesn’t gag herself.
It’s positively revolting.
•Yeah cause when I first applied, I was DEE-nied.
•I also wanna apologize for my last video…
•WHOA WHAT?!?
•I think I came off as very arrogant…
•You didn’t “come off” as being arrogant. You WERE ARROGANT, you fat fucking swine BITCH.
•…
when I was talking about Hungry Fat Chick’s carnivore doiet. She lost a significant amount of weight so whatever she’s doing
•Cunt, you know what she’s doing. You’re merely so jealous you can hardly bear it. Don’t worry, we know.
•I’m very proud of her, it’s not easy, and she doesn’t need my approval or anything. But I do think it’s really awesome of her and I’m going to congratulate her on her weight loss and that’s awesome. I actually didn’t mean anything bahd, or to make fun of her for her particular choice but I just meant for me personally, I meant to describe my personal issues with diet I’m not saying this diet is any better, I’m not comparing, that was just my opinion on it. I realize it came off as I was arrogant ya know, which I tend to do sometimes and maybe like after I’ve uploaded and said my peace so that’s uhm, yeah! That’s really awesome for her.
•Thats what I love about Chinese food. It’s sweet salty and spicy.
•OH MY FUCKING GOD DAMN QUIT RAKING THE MOTHER-FUCKING RICE. JESUS CHRIST.
•I love HungryMan dinners. They remind me of Swanson dinners.
•That’s because they are Swansons, you fucking brain stem.
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Alright goize that’s the end of the video. I’m gonna pack up these leftovers 
LIE
•Yeah good luck with that .
•Thanks for watching - BOYE!
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