Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

so a Koala?
Even Koalas, notorious syphilis carrying smoothbrains that they are, are far more valuable and interesting creatures than that block headed Broken Branch hunchback.
He is all the sins of the Ming Dynasty embodied in one square shaped package.
Even Koalas deserve better.
 
Even Koalas, notorious syphilis carrying smoothbrains that they are, are far more valuable and interesting creatures than that block headed Broken Branch hunchback.
He is all the sins of the Ming Dynasty embodied in one square shaped package.
Even Koalas deserve better.
Koalas are good little buddies who don't deserve their reputation. They're not smart, but they didn't evolve to be - they evolved to eat and sleep and burn as little energy as possible - and they're not completely stupid either. They're also riddled with chlamydia because humans brought it over in their sheep and cattle and it jumped species, it's not their fault.

Broken Branch has no excuse and actively makes the world worse by being in it. Even the dumbest, most inactive, most sore-oozing koala is contributing more to the world than Elliot.
 
Koalas are good little buddies who don't deserve their reputation. They're not smart, but they didn't evolve to be - they evolved to eat and sleep and burn as little energy as possible - and they're not completely stupid either. They're also riddled with chlamydia because humans brought it over in their sheep and cattle and it jumped species, it's not their fault.
Koalas literally cannot recognize their only food source if you put it in a platter in front of them, and require guzzling their mother's diarrhea to get a bug needed to ferment their food into useable sugars. They are an abomination that should not exist.
 
Maybe he has AIDS what was that thing called on Tom Hanks's face on Philadelphia, when the other guys saw it and realised he had AIDS?
I think its just a mole though or an ingrowing hair.
Maybe its a Mark of Shame showing the cursed one who murdered his bloodline and families future.
Interesting theories although on the other side maybe it could have been a gift from his "special someone" who throw him a left and a right when they argued.
 
Even Koalas, notorious syphilis carrying smoothbrains that they are, are far more valuable and interesting creatures than that block headed Broken Branch hunchback.
He is all the sins of the Ming Dynasty embodied in one square shaped package.
Even Koalas deserve better.
Wasn't there an old internet meme about drop bears being rapists? Makes sense when compared to Elliott.
 
Koalas literally cannot recognize their only food source if you put it in a platter in front of them, and require guzzling their mother's diarrhea to get a bug needed to ferment their food into useable sugars. They are an abomination that should not exist.
1. Myth. They'll also drink water from bottles and non-eucalyptus leaves from other kinds of trees. Here's one eating an apple.

2. So do rabbits, guinea pigs, elephants, and hippos. It's an herbivore thing. So do human infants, they think, and also your mom.
 
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Be interesting to hear what he might slip if he had scopolamine blown in his face. I watched this documentary where street girls in Columbia were using this powder derived from it on unsuspecting customers, they'd blow it on them and when it takes effect the person under the influence is vulnerable to suggestion, they'll reveal anything you ask. The girls on the documentary were just using it to get bank details but it'd sure be interesting to hear what a sick fuck like Dong Gone might reveal if questioned, about all kinds of shit, from his consent accidents to other shady dealings like the Trans Lifeline shit, criminal blackmail and interference to fuck with the Forum, and whatever weirdo BDSM diaperfur shit him and his faggots get upto... second thoughts maybe we're better not knowing.
Sick fucking FurFaggot hunchback.
Scopolamine (with bonus atropine) is incredibly easy to isolate into a workable extract from Jimsonweed (perhaps known as Angel's Trumpet in your area) using the old, simple acid/base method. Grows all over the world as long as you're not in a subpolar, polar, or desert region. As a matter of fact, there's a patch in the creek across the way from me that I can see from my living room window. If you had the tools to run a distillation, you too could have that powder, in as pure (probably more pure) of a form.

And if you fuck it up and use a bit too much, he'd turn bright red (you thought he had a face like a brick already? Wait until it's the same color), and literally lose his fucking mind more than it's lost already. A heroic dose of acid wouldn't hold a candle to the shit he'd experience - It's not a hallucinogen, it's an anticholinergic deliriant. He'd see shit that wasn't there and think it was absolutely real (not as cool as it sounds kids, do not try this at home, it's a living nightmare).

Every other year the nearest college town to me has an incident where some freshman dipshit ingests a bunch of raw plant material because they read some shit on Erowid, ignored every warning, and end up running bright red and naked through the streets, only stopping to talk to traffic signs thinking it's their mother or some shit right before being tased all to hell by the local police department.

Of course, I'm not encouraging this behavior - not because I don't want to fedpost, but because I want to protect my fellow kiwis from the undoubtable, unbearable stench they would experience from being close enough to his blood-soaked rot-pocket to try this.
 
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It doesn't help that he's fucking hideous and has a skull like you'd see in an engraving on an Olmec temple wall.
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The great Quatecotecuhtli!
(Quateco – man or woman with a big head, Tecuhtlli – Sir)

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I remember that in elementary school, at the pre-hispanic history class to be precise, they told us about this curious character: Quatecotecuhtli. He wanted to find happiness as a woman as he had a lover named Coatltecuhtli, so he decided to cut his ability to have children by sacrificing his own dick to Ometéotl, he was happy for a while and at the moment he was going to meet with his lover, Ometecuhtli punished him by making his body reject his eyes so he could not see him ever again. His fathers expeled him from their home and he was made addict to opium to bear with both the pain of his eyes and his castration.
 
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heroic dose of acid wouldn't hold a candle to the shit he'd experience - It's not a hallucinogen, it's an anticholinergic deliriant. He'd see shit that wasn't there and think it was absolutely real (not as cool as it sounds kids, do not try this at home, it's a living nightmare).
Yeah it's in the Nightshade family, all those Datura like plants are no fucking joke.
 
"I'm trying, Liz, but your bitcoin wallet is empty. I can't buy any more DDoS attacks. No, that's not your credit card, that's your Walmart membership card. No, I'm not looking through your sex toy collection for your credit card. Hold on, you 've got an email here. It says 'You will never be a woman, Elliot. From Joshua.' Stop crying, the doctor said it's not good for your eyes. Look, just calm down, I'll find your- wait, what're you doing with that? Wait NO NO NO NOT IN FRONT OF ME!"
 
Every other year the nearest college town to me has an incident where some freshman dipshit ingests a bunch of raw plant material because they read some shit on Erowid, ignored every warning, and end up running bright red and naked through the streets, only stopping to talk to traffic signs thinking it's their mother or some shit right before being tased all to hell by the local police department.
I've read all of the nightshade type experience vaults. Anyone who would read those and think that shit is for human consumption is retarded. I think it would be a good idea for Elliot to do though, would probably do him good.
 
I've read all of the nightshade type experience vaults. Anyone who would read those and think that shit is for human consumption is retarded.
The whole fucking city is retarded. It's very difficult for me not to tell you which one it is because it would expose my location and somebody might figure out who I am, but if you knew you'd think "of course those idiots are doing that".
 
It's called Kaposi's sarcoma and it's a type of cancer that develops in immuno-compromised patients.
And as documented earlier, the Troon-ade that they use to try and look more effeminate fucks with their immune system. It's why his eyeballs are melting.

Would this kind of thing on his face possibly be caused by his lowered immune system as well?
 
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