What is it with liberals always imagining they’re some persecuted minority even when they live in blue or purple areas? I grew up in such a place and all the liberal kids thought they were fearless freedom fighters instead of boring upper middle class rubes. Nobody ever told them they’re not special. So, just like Pat.
Pat is special though, the only reason he doesn't wear a helmet is they don't make them fat enough, he also can't ride on the short bus because it wouldn't move were he able to fit in it. Because he's fat you know. I have it on good authority though that his dick is short and yellow so he's got part of that going at least.
Current progressive thought is that victims are a protected class and what's in right now. Pat is a white
It's almost like the discoverability and viral reach was worth the 44 billion dollars Elon paid and I hardly think he'd want to kill it.
I wish Elon made people audition for verification. I’d pay to see Pat with his nose pushed against the glass from the outside looking in, groveling for his most hated enemy’s approval. Or Elon could just require all profile photos be taken sometime in the last three years. There are so many ways he could fuck with Pat if Pat mattered enough to be remotely well-known.
He's married to a zonked out lesbian though which is pretty progressive.
"Virality." I guess that's some current year word for "I have AIDS."
Don't I feel like an FFwBT for not knowing we could do that. Thanks my man. Should I pay your reward in check, gold, of meatloaf?
I saw this and immediately thought of Rick. Although Rick isn't a writer any more technically.
With his diet it was only a matter of time. You're not careful with the blood or you don't cook one through you're done.
Does that come for failed writers though? Rick is self taught and as it turns out his teacher was a fat faggot with bitch tits who's also a complete moron and all he can write are starship butt plug books.
It's an article of faith among liberals that the only reason someone is disliked and "marginalized" because they are "different", and that everyone else is just a petty, intolerant Karen.
The interview he did about his dream crew for a film based on one of his books was hilariously delusional. There are a couple of “exclusive interviews” with him where he touches on this. All the quotes are textbook Pat:
This whole "I got outta that backwards town the moment I could" narrative he keeps repeating is just retarded given he now lives in Niggersville, Wisconsin
Jackie Singh, noted pedophile, asking for access to film three young children. Totally not worrisome!
I had a good laugh at this sentence, but an even harder laugh when Patrick said there “wasn’t a lot of fat to cut” from his shitty book to adapt it to a movie.
Fat Rick may not have the connections, but the dudes farting up his wife’s vagina do.
