More post-jail sightings megathread

we know very, very little about what the actual conditions of Chris are now,

We can only guess based on what little has been made publicly available. For example we do know thanks to a published court document someone wrote a letter to Gateway, now we don't know what said letter was exactly but we can guess it was either a request for information on gateway. Or a request to transfer Chris there and consider housing him despite gateways mission being to teach slow in the minds to act and live somewhat like normal people, and the nature of Chris's charges would bar him admittance. (No sex offenders at gateway.


We can only guess Chris hasn't been on the internet because the systems been denying him the means to acsess it. Nobody HAS to provide Chris with a phone or internet capable device or connection. For all we know he's going stir crazy knowing he's THIS close to returning to his precious internet for dopamine hits but they dangle the carrot just put of reach.
 
So what now then is he just free to fuck about as long as he wants?
If you're referring to the post jail sightings then not exactly. gateway (assuming that's where he is) seems to only alow its retards out on chaperones and supervised trips at the start of the month. Presumably paid for via their tugboats, these trips have been the only sightings of Chris in public. In the last two months.

But hey August 7th as of this post is just under 3 weeks away, who knows what flood gates will open if Chris has been assigned probation criteria to meet as part of the Autism deferral and has met said criteria, then he walks away from this all charges dropped.
 
If you're referring to the post jail sightings then not exactly. gateway (assuming that's where he is) seems to only alow its retards out on chaperones and supervised trips at the start of the month. Presumably paid for via their tugboats, these trips have been the only sightings of Chris in public. In the last two months.

But hey August 7th as of this post is just under 3 weeks away, who knows what flood gates will open if Chris has been assigned probation criteria to meet as part of the Autism deferral and has met said criteria, then he walks away from this all charges dropped.
I think tugboats usually come in on the 3rd and that matches up with sightings, with the exception of May 30.
 
Spend a year in jail and probably spend the rest of your life in retard housing facilities = "getting away with it"

Some of these mongs genuinely believed Chris was gonna get the chair, lol
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Spend a year in jail and probably spend the rest of your life in retard housing facilities = "getting away with it"

Some of these mongs genuinely believed Chris was gonna get the chair, lol
You're right, but it is kinda messed up that he could literally fuck the decaying Snorlax that gave birth to him and that's all he got because of the 'tism. People have gotten more time for far less. If anyone else did that, I imagine it'd be game over.

I blame Virginia.
 
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He's been moved to Gateway, released from jail and he's over the year long time they can hold him from the day of his arrest. Now I could always be wrong but something tells me they're trying to have something ready by the 8th. A hearing to discuss probation and how just cause the charges are being dropped doesn't mean he's off the hook most likey. and even if it is continued again the only reason why at this point would be they haven't found either a way to fast track him thru section 8 or a cheap 700 a month room to stay in close to his mandatory therapy sessions
 
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Edit: Immediately deleted from Reddit

Edit 2: Another pic from 4chan
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Is Chris playing Magic?
Most likely. It's very popular amongst the weirdo crowd. Used to have a lot of pretty decent people playing it but Wizards must've taken a plunge at some point because the only people I meet that actively play are fuckheads for the most part.

Also the goop chin he's got going on really looks like his mom when sge was morbidly obese. That's unfortunate.
 
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