Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Bailey's From A Shoe]

IT'S DAT CRONCH!
Don't know if you guys knew, but there's numerous little shops making a killing off of melaninateded individuals with pica.
Some people even make flavored chonks of cronch.

The fact you have to wash them eighty eleven times so there is no dirt and fucking bugs in it is gross af not to mention it stinks like wet dog ass.

Yankee trash detected.
Yeah, vegetables grow on the ground and they have to be cleaned, whether by you or by the "totally sanitary" Hispanics that work in processing factories.
I would trust raw greens prepared by myself before I'd trust those pretty heads of lettuce in the supermarket.
Here, have a little nightmare fuel. It's what you deserve for being a squeamish little urbanite.
You vill eat zee bugs, one vay or zee other

 

[Linako 2.0]

Seasoning police going after Burger Sauce recipes.
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This was most likely made by a redditor.
The seasoning police don't know about image editing and the English isn't broken.

one of my favorites as a kid was one of the poor kids' families got these giant blocks of government cheese (actual American processed cheese that mainly consisted of whatever was being bought up because of bad government policies resulting in too much cheese being made which was then melted down and recombined into this stuff).

It made great grilled cheese.

Do you have the recipie? My dad spent his entire childhood trying to find a way to make goverment cheese not a horrible experience and he could never get it right

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Haven't caught up but need to point out that there's way too much effort in trying to decipher a very simple concept back on page 35. Noggs don't swim because that would require their parents to do actual parental shit by spending either the money on classes or the time and effort on teaching them how to swim themselves, which their parents would have needed to do for them for the latter to work.

More importantly, take a look at this poor woman being baffled by essentially the topic of this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzgt61QvIBE
Just search [This "Helpful" TLC Show Shouldn't EXIST Kiana Docherty] on YouTube if the link isn't working in my post. (Sorry I can't insert it normally, the site is being difficult again.)

Bonus stereotype points for the nigress wearing blue contac lenses.

i watch this woman and she does bring up a good point in regard to how dishonest "reality" shows like that are
sure we can mock the fatties, but its not the battle of good vs evil that they want to portray themselves as

also i think that woman who only eats cheesy potatoes actually does have a selective eating disorder
usually the term is just used by fatfags who are too ashamed to admit theyre addicted to fast food, but literally only eating ONE dish in her whole life, stemming from childhood trauma? thats an actual case right there

is there a thread on the topic of predatory 'helpful' reality tv? id love to see it

Sheeeeeeit watuh be rayciss

can you please stop using this thread as your personal standup stage?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

can you please stop using this thread as your personal standup stage?

Can you stop being a backseat janny?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

can you please stop using this thread as your personal standup stage?

This is a shitposting board, don't be surprised when people make shitposts to lighten the mood.

 

[teriyakiburns]

This was most likely made by a redditor.
The seasoning police don't know about image editing and the English isn't broken.


Do you have the recipie? My dad spent his entire childhood trying to find a way to make goverment cheese not a horrible experience and he could never get it right

Here is a recipe:

(I know you meant for grilled cheese. I just wanted to link a slightly relevant glenn and friends)

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

I buy Velveeta or Kraft Singles solely to make grilled cheese, best comfort food. Butter two slices of white bread, again, if you try to be fancy here it won’t taste as good. Make a sandwich with cheap-ass cheese. Chuck butter in a skillet, cook until crispy. Try not to burn it. Flip it over and sauté some more. Enjoy.

If you can’t stomach buying that type of cheese product, Port Salut is nice. I don’t bother making grilled cheese with deli sliced cheese like cheddar or provolone. It doesn’t melt into gooeyness. Same principle as trying to use regular shredded cheese to make a creamy sauce, you get unsightly clumps.

 

[Xenomorph]

IT'S DAT CRONCH!
Don't know if you guys knew, but there's numerous little shops making a killing off of melaninateded individuals with pica.
Some people even make flavored chonks of cronch.

Yankee trash detected.
Yeah, vegetables grow on the ground and they have to be cleaned, whether by you or by the "totally sanitary" Hispanics that work in processing factories.
I would trust raw greens prepared by myself before I'd trust those pretty heads of lettuce in the supermarket.
Here, have a little nightmare fuel. It's what you deserve for being a squeamish little urbanite.
You vill eat zee bugs, one vay or zee other

Baybay that's right and proud Yank Triznatch.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I don’t bother making grilled cheese with deli sliced cheese like cheddar or provolone. It doesn’t melt into gooeyness. Same principle as trying to use regular shredded cheese to make a creamy sauce, you get unsightly clumps.

They've got additives to stop them sticking together, which stop them melting properly as well. I never buy the prepared shit, anyway. Too expensive for what you get.

 

[Jacknife]

Truly a hoodrat food moment. She literally took pure fat, boiled it in heavily salted water, deepfried it in more fat and then served it with a dip composed of the fattiest fruit on the planet

The only way to make this more unhealthy would be to dump gravy on it. No way this woman doesn't do weird shit with other food and it wouldn't surprise me a bit to find out she does that cornstarch shit as well

At least she put actual food into the water

 

[Devout Muslim]

again, if you try to be fancy here it won’t taste as good.

So you’re saying that in food stamps world a couple of craft singles between two slices of margarined wonder white would taste better than this tuna melt?

 

[Nottafed]

So you’re saying that in food stamps world a couple of craft singles between two slices of margarined wonder white would taste better than this tuna melt?

There's like 5 ingredients in there that no black person has ever had in their kitchen.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

a couple of craft singles between two slices of margarined wonder white

wait.... THATS why blacks can eat that stuff
theres not a single bit of dairy in it

the cheese is a fake 'cheese product', the margarine is just emulsified bean oil, and you know damn well thats no milkbread

 

[Vesperus]

We could possibly do a spin-off thread,
Americans talking about things they call "cheese"

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

So you’re saying that in food stamps world a couple of craft singles between two slices of margarined wonder white would taste better than this tuna melt?
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They’re two totally different things. Sometimes I want to go to a bougie deli that sells “provisions” where all the employees are hot, and buy a tuna melt like that and go home with a bouquet of flowers and a $50 bottle of olive oil.

At home, on occasion, I want a specific comfort food that tastes distinct. That’s Kraft Singles on ‘taliano bread.

Not you, but I really really hate food snobbery. Let people like what they like. Just because someone wants spaghetti with a jar of Ragu on a random Tuesday doesn’t mean they can’t/won’t drop $700 on dinner for two on Saturday.

 

[smartypants302]

Pretty late, but for the first time, I saw this and it went exactly how I expected:

I guess it really is never too late to learn things.

https://web.archive.org/web/2023072...black-hispanic-teachers-and-ex-teachers-rich/ Interview with a black person who got a 2 million payout because the Liberal Arts and Sciences Test in NYC was biased and past more white people. You can here the smoke alarm beep 4 times during the interview.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

https://web.archive.org/web/2023072...black-hispanic-teachers-and-ex-teachers-rich/ Interview with a black person who got a 2 million payout because the Liberal Arts and Sciences Test in NYC was biased and past more white people. You can here the smoke alarm beep 4 times during the interview.

anyway post the video its not loading on the page

 

[AnOminous]

So you’re saying that in food stamps world a couple of craft singles between two slices of margarined wonder white would taste better than this tuna melt?

That reminds me of Gordon Ramsay's hideous "grilled cheese" sandwich. And no, margarine is absolutely verboten for grilled cheese. Butter, some say mayonnaise. I've never done that but I might try it with Kewpie.

That thing is way too elaborate for a tuna melt. Simple is better. A split English muffin, maybe a crumpet, tuna salad, cheese melted and browned on top. And yes, Kraft singles do exactly one thing well and that's melt. Other than that they're trash-tier.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This thread reminds me of a very interesting fable of sorts my mom would tell me at bedtime.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

That reminds me of Gordon Ramsay's hideous "grilled cheese" sandwich.

a classic

speaking of the man, what does he do nowadays? all i see of him now is mugging the camera on Tiktok and responding to food videos the same way someone roleplaying as Gordon Rasmey would