US soldier who 'defected to North Korea' shouted 'ha ha ha' as he ran over border

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The US soldier who crossed the border into North Korea in a suspected defection shouted "ha ha ha" as he ran, a witness has said.

A US service member reportedly crossed the border into North Korea from the demilitarized zone (DMZ) - the heavily fortified border between North and South Korea.

The United Nations Command reported the incident and stated that the individual is now believed to be in North Korean custody.

The witness, who was part of the same tour group visiting the DMZ, gave their account of the incident.

According to the witness, they had just visited one of the buildings at the site when they heard a man give out a loud "ha ha ha" and saw him run in between some buildings.

The witness told CBS News: "This man gives out a loud 'ha ha ha,' and just runs in between some buildings. I thought it was a bad joke at first, but when he didn't come back, I realizsed it wasn't a joke, and then everybody reacted and things got crazy."

A US official said the service member was initially being escorted back to the United States for disciplinary reasons but somehow managed to return and join a border tour before crossing into North Korea.

The witness mentioned that military personnel reacted quickly to the man's actions, but there was initial confusion.

They stated that there were no North Korean soldiers visible where the man ran, likely due to the border restrictions enforced during the coronavirus pandemic.

After the man crossed the border, the tour group was rushed back to the Freedom House, where everyone had to provide statements about the incident before being taken back to their bus, he said.

The witness was deeply affected by the incident and shared their emotions about it. On the way back on the bus, they counted the number of people who went in and came back, realising that one person was missing.

They said: "I'm telling you this because it actually hit me quite hard," the witness said. "It was on the way back in the bus, and we got to one of the checkpoints... Someone said we were 43 going in and 42 coming back."

The DMZ separating North and South Korea is heavily fortified, and the incident adds to the tension between North Korea and the US, South Korea, and Japan.

North Korea has been conducting missile and rocket tests, while the US expects North Korea to conduct a new nuclear weapon test.

The US recently sent a nuclear-armed submarine to South Korea, which further adds to the tensions.

Kim Jong Un's sister warned the US against reinforcing its commitment to defend South Korea, threatening a move away from negotiations.

The situation remains sensitive, given the unresolved Korean War and the presence of US troops in South Korea.
 
Typical nigger deflection tactics:

“Picture yourself being in the Army and your baby cousin from your favorite, my only child, he’s struggling and going through pain. And he’s crying like a baby, and now you’re in the service and you can’t do nothing about it. And then you’re crying like a baby,” Gates said.

Basically everything should be forgiven because his mongoloid nigger cousin died
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I'm worried too. Grinner was exchanged for arguably the wickedest arms dealer alive, and Bergdahl was swapped for five senior Taliban commanders
Believe we could get him back for ten cases of Johnnie Walker Blue, 1000 pounds of prime beef tenderloin, and 100 cartons of cigarettes. And North Korea would still have gotten the best of the bargain.
 
Believe we could get him back for ten cases of Johnnie Walker Blue, 1000 pounds of prime beef tenderloin, and 100 cartons of cigarettes. And North Korea would still have gotten the best of the bargain.
I wonder if the dear leader would take a few thousand cases of bud light instead of johnnie walker blue. Make it a slightly better deal for the US and they'll be able to change their motto to bud light: official beer of the trans community and the dear leader of north korea

I'm sure would do wonders for their image and stock prices
 
I wonder if the dear leader would take a few thousand cases of bud light instead of johnnie walker blue. Make it a slightly better deal for the US and they'll be able to change their motto to bud light: official beer of the trans community and the dear leader of north korea
The DPRK is already known for producing better beer than American (and American-occupied Korea) swill.
 
I wonder if the dear leader would take a few thousand cases of bud light instead of johnnie walker blue. Make it a slightly better deal for the US and they'll be able to change their motto to bud light: official beer of the trans community and the dear leader of north korea

I'm sure would do wonders for their image and stock prices
No. NK might launch an ICBM! 🤣
 
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Folks, was thinking about King over dinner. For the record, enjoyed home-made lasagna, a small apple pie, milk, and watermelon. Soon King will give his eyeteeth for such a meal.

King is a black Generation Z American. Now he is voluntarily in one of the worst countries on Earth. Will tell you how bad things are for him now.

King is used to eating well. Ate well at home, ate well on base. ate well downtown in the South. Could go to the exchange or the commissary and get all sorts of snack foods and goodies.

The only people who eat well in North Korea are the Kims, high-ranking government officials, high-ranking Korean Workers' Party cadre, certain nuclear and missile-related scientists and technicians, and certain members of the military. King will not be fed on that scale. He will get Korean food, plus maybe bread, some soda. But his diet will be a far cry from what he was used to. He will soon dream of hamburgers, pizza, milk, and the like. Far as I know, the only pizza and hamburger places in NK are in the capital city - one of each, and those foods are nothing like their equivalents even in Seoul, much less on base.

It is presently 89 degrees in P'yongyang, heading for 93. From personal experience, summers in Korea are hot and humid, with frequent monsoon rains. At his base King's quarters were air-conditioned. Many places in South Korea are air-conditioned. Very few places in NK have that luxury, primarily certain government/Party buildings, residences of the top people already named above, and, of course, the Kims. My guess is King is in a cell with maybe a fan.

King is used to having his cell phone and using it in many different ways. Likely called back to the USA on that phone. Am sure his phone was confiscated. North Koreans have cell phones but what they can do with them is very limited, sure can't call outside the country. It could be that the North Koreans allow King to make a collect call home, at exorbitant rates. These calls will be doled out if he is cooperating properly.

Am sure King likes his music. He'd better get used to hearing Korean music. King also likes his various TV channels, which he could watch in his room on base. That's history for now - only TV he will get to watch is North Korean TV, all propaganda, all Kim, all the time. He might like to read certain magazines. No more, all he will get is English-language NK propaganda.

King was used to good-quality toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap, shampoo, deodorant, etc. If lucky, he may get some Chinese-made stuff. If not, he'll get what the average North Korean gets - not so great. He probably liked to dress in style. Say goodbye to that, too. The NKs will provide him Western-style clothing and shoes, but they would hardly be considered stylish.

Having said all this, there's a chance he might get care packages from the USA through the Swedish Embassy, which is the "protecting power" for Americans held in NK. The Swedes can do little actual protecting, most they can really do is lodge protests with the North Koreans, info to the USA, should an American detainee complain about being mistreated.

King is used to good medical care in the Army. He is in some luck here. The North Koreans will provide better care than the average North Korean gets because they want to protect their investment, as it were. But that care will be a far cry from US standards, available only to those at the very top.

If King didn't like doing what he was told in the Army, going to be ten times worse here. He will learn to what he is told, when he is told, or suffer the consequences, initially deprivation of the small comforts, could end up with a beating/confinement.

Am sure King has always been well aware of his "rights", likely demanded them anywhere he went. He had his Constitutional rights at home, pretty much also in the US Army. South Korea is a democracy, people also have their rights. King also had the protection of the Status Of Forces Act. In North Korea King has no rights at all. None. Nil. Zero. Zilch. He is totally at the North Koreans' mercy. King broke North Korean law by entering illegally, which they take very, very seriously.

On base King may have had American female friends. Shit out of luck here. Koreans as a whole do not like black people and there is no chance any North Korean woman will take up with him. Should King end up staying in NK, the North Koreans will likely try to procure him a foreign woman as a wife, but he may need to agree to a vasectomy first. The North Koreans will not want any half-black children sullying their racial purity.

Oh, don't know of any overt Christian churches or clergy in NK. King will have no access to any religious materials, of course, unless the NKs allow them in a care package.

If King had thought any of this out he would have just gotten on that plane, taken his general discharge, and gone home. You never get fucked as hard or as thoroughly as when you fuck yourself, and King has done this, in spades, no pun intended. I have no sympathy for this loser at all. None. Not one fucking bit, he deserves what he's getting.

My background - two tours in Korea, 39 months, many years ago, plus paying attention to what's going on in NK and with American defectors. Lived downtown almost all that time. Former Korean linguist. Korean is one of the five hardest languages for an American to learn; doubt King will ever learn much. Believe King will soon become more trouble than he is worth. The NKs may just let him go, throw him in a prison, or maybe King will be reported drowned, just like Joseph White.
 
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We may never hear from him again in any normal capacity. I seriously doubt even the Bidens are so cucked as to go out of their way for this retard. They KNOW if they did they would catch way more shit then this mongoloid is worth. Which means North Korea knows they have a worthless American Negro Rape Golem they have to feed and house.

For the retard, this means he really has only two options. Either do as he's told and become a good house negro for massa Kim, or he is taken out back and given the Toby treatment if you know what I mean.

Zoomers truly are a lost cause bros. No Millenial ever pulled the shit and I thought us Millenials were fucking retards.
 
So they're finally admitting being black is a mutation. Bold move.

The Koreans will be begging us to tak him back soon.
No. If they let him go they will charge the US for his stay, and demand payment in cash before he crosses back. They hate America but love those Benjamins. Have done this in the past.

Believe it would be wise for the US military to provide a presentation of what life is really like in NK and the fate of those American defectors to all incoming American military personnel as part of their inprocessing. Wouldn't take long, maybe 30 minutes. Would also have a recent escapee from North Korea address the group, have questions and answers. South Korea has a large center for these escapees, called Hanawon, where escapees are integrated into South Korean life. Am sure the South Koreans would be glad to help in this manner. Might keep some fool from pulling a King in the future.
 
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I’m curious to know how he pulled this off so easily. I read that the South Koreans just left him at the airport assuming he’d get on the flight which is odd to begin with. But how does a company that runs tours to a fully militarized border not match passports to registered tourists before driving into an incredibly sensitive area?

Is it treated like a side trip in Cabo ffs? South Korea needs to take a look at the companies running this shit before it kicks something off because the bus driver was too lazy to count.
 
I’m curious to know how he pulled this off so easily. I read that the South Koreans just left him at the airport assuming he’d get on the flight which is odd to begin with. But how does a company that runs tours to a fully militarized border not match passports to registered tourists before driving into an incredibly sensitive area?

Is it treated like a side trip in Cabo ffs? South Korea needs to take a look at the companies running this shit before it kicks something off because the bus driver was too lazy to count.
Escorts were apparently US Army military police.

Yeah, am sure this whole thing is being investigated to keep such an incident from happening in the future.
 
This is a very good way for black men to learn what real racism actually is. Black people always say everything is racist. Well in North Korea they actually are racist against black people. This is a really good way to teach black men. I think more black men should go to North Korea. It’s very nice of a Korea Korea to be willing to teach black men instead of just immediately shooting him.
 
Thought came to mind. If you think King ran fast to North Korea, should they ever let him go and he is physically able to do so watch how fast he runs to the South and freedom.
And yet, he'll go right back to trashing everything and everyone he meets if he makes it back, these kinds of people are incapable of learning. They are the living embodiment of that meme/expression "When I am stronger than you....."
 
I wish they had shot the nigger. It would have been better. They could send the nigger back. Which would be bad.

Please kill the nigger you commie gooks.
wonder how long it will be before he stops laughing and realizes what a huge mistake he's made? might be optimistic, someone retarded enough to do this probably doesnt have the intelligence for reflecting and realizing they were wrong.
Of course he can't. He's a nigger.
 
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