- Joined
- Feb 16, 2017
Some men? They drink Coca Cola. Some men drink water. However, I have noticed something. Recently a lot of homosexual men started having anal sex together. A straight man walked in on the men having anal sex. “Oh sorry guys, I didn’t know you were having anal sex together in here.” The straight man says. “That’s okay. Have a bud light.” A homosexual man says. “Bud light? What the FUCK! Are you trying to rape me?” The straight man says very angry.” The straight man screams in righteous indignation. “Of course not.” The homosexual man says. “Oh. Okay. Have a good day then.” The straight man says. He then turns around and starts to walk away. “Let me at that anus!” A homosexual man screams. The straight man quickly spins around and quick draws his pistol and fires one shot, shooting the homosexual man once directly in the forehead killing him instantly. “Nooooo! He was talking to me!” A second homosexual man says. The straight man quickly shoots him in the forehead as well. “That’s not what his penis says.” Straight man says “Hahahaha! That was a funny catch line!” A man in the back screams. “Perhaps. But I take matters of anus very seriously. I am straight.” The straight man says. “Hey, I have a business proposition for you. How about you star in my new beer commercial for modelo beer?” The man asks. “Sounds like a plan Stan.” The straight man says.
A few months later, a man sitting in his house turns on his tv. It’s a beer commercial. With the straight man in it. In the commercial, the straight man is at a party. A homosexual man walks up to the straight man. “Want a bud light?” A homosexual man says. The straight man quickly punches the homosexual man in the face knocking him unconscious. “That’s not what his penis said.” The straight man says with a sly smile. A hot blond shirt woman approaches him and hands him a modelo beer. “My penis tells me to drink modelo beer. Not bud light. Because I am not homosexual.” The straight man says. Several people in the room start clapping their hands.
A few months later, a man sitting in his house turns on his tv. It’s a beer commercial. With the straight man in it. In the commercial, the straight man is at a party. A homosexual man walks up to the straight man. “Want a bud light?” A homosexual man says. The straight man quickly punches the homosexual man in the face knocking him unconscious. “That’s not what his penis said.” The straight man says with a sly smile. A hot blond shirt woman approaches him and hands him a modelo beer. “My penis tells me to drink modelo beer. Not bud light. Because I am not homosexual.” The straight man says. Several people in the room start clapping their hands.
