Leftist Memes - Or lack thereof...

[The Nothingness]

How many people died so that the USSR start space travel?

Don't forget the number of animals that died. Were Belka and Strelka the only animals the Soviet sent up that made it back alive?

 

[Slap47]

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Left is really out here rallying around Corporate diversity programs and race quotas.

Half of those “Firsts” were bare minimum endeavors done as petty attempts to claim the Soviets did something before Americans did, and the American endeavors into those forays almost always did something more impressive than the Red showboating implies. The idea that the Soviets “won” the Space Race simply because they had a bunch of “firsts” built on a mountain of corpses is absurd.

The Soviets had amazing an physics sector, but lagged behind in every other sector. This is because they invested in grandiose physics projects for propaganda reasons.

The US played catchup and won. However, what is more important is that the US was also winning everywhere else. They won in biology by pioneering the Green Revolution specifically to fight communism. They won in commerce and industry by encouraging stable growth, and won militarily.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

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Putting a man on the moon is approximately 10,000,000 times more impressive than all the other things, that's why America won the Space Race. Any non-faggot can understand this easily

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The entire space race was mainly done to impress, notwithstanding the other technologies we developed as a byproduct.

space travel still isn't all that practical yet.

 

[TruffleSpark]

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generally the way races work is that the winner is the person who crosses the finish line first, you don't get the gold medal because you were in front for 90% of it if you aren't still in front when the race ends

 

[Church Lurker]

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Putting a man on the moon is approximately 10,000,000 times more impressive than all the other things, that's why America won the Space Race. Any non-faggot can understand this easily

Also, Sputnik, the first satellite in space was practically useless and was only launched to instill some fear into the American people. Also if I remember correctly, wasn't the first women in space basically sent on a one way deathtrap that the Russian government still refuses to acknowledge to this day?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Also, Sputnik, the first satellite in space was practically useless and was only launched to instill some fear into the American people. Also if I remember correctly, wasn't the first women in space basically sent on a one way deathtrap that the Russian government still refuses to acknowledge to this day?

I know at least that Laika was supposed to be administered poisoned food if she hadn't died due to craft malfunction since the Soviets never intended for her to recover her, but I don't remember what happened to the official first woman in space. Of course, I also subscribe to the Lost Cosmonauts theory that the Soviets probably did even more launches than they officially admit to and ended up killing a shitton of people in the name of getting a lot of "firsts" in the Space Race, so I'm not a completely unbiased observer.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Read this long-ass, unhinged novel, in the name of Jesus.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I know at least that Laika was supposed to be administered poisoned food if she hadn't died due to craft malfunction since the Soviets never intended for her to recover her, but I don't remember what happened to the official first woman in space. Of course, I also subscribe to the Lost Cosmonauts theory that the Soviets probably did even more launches than they officially admit to and ended up killing a shitton of people in the name of getting a lot of "firsts" in the Space Race, so I'm not a completely unbiased observer.

I love the theory that Yuri et al were merely the first ones to come back, but iirc there's a good case made against anything beyond "explodes on the pad" as once it's up in the air it's _really_ easy to for USA and NATO spot the launch, so if they could dunk on USSR killing a bunch of randos it would be an expected shot to take.
Def probably a mess of Apollo 1s though.

 

[The Last Stand]

Read this long-ass, unhinged novel, in the name of Jesus.

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What about government sponsored child transitions? Or endangering female spaces?

Exactly.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Putting a man on the moon is approximately 10,000,000 times more impressive than all the other things, that's why America won the Space Race. Any non-faggot can understand this easily

The fact that they’re still mad about it is all the proof I need that we won

 

[The Great Citracett]

Bughive-dwelling soyjak got offended by a country song lyric about crime in cities being a bad thing, wrote an entire parody version about how the soy life is far superior. Other lefties start posting the lyrics as a "meme."

Doesn't really fit the rhyme or meter of the actual song very well. Also, the song actually came out months ago. It just took the NPCs this long to get the program update telling them to be angry about it.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

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Bughive-dwelling soyjak got offended by a country song lyric about crime in cities being a bad thing, wrote an entire parody version about how the soy life is far superior. Other lefties start posting the lyrics as a "meme."

Doesn't really fit the rhyme or meter of the actual song very well. Also, the song actually came out months ago. It just took the NPCs this long to get the program update telling them to be angry about it.

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Shit like this is what bums me out about the whole shebang.
I'm one of those faggots that really gets off on poetry and prose and meter.
So not only is this reductive and dumb, I can't even read it properly since all of the swap outs for the parts they didn't just directly copy are completely different syllable counts, so the song doesn't even flow.
I fucking hate what normies are doing to language and writing, the fuckcattle don't deserve a language as beautiful and alive as English.

Obligatory meme addition

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

Capitalism has kept more people from starving than any of those bullshit they've ever looked at.

But if they had their way, they'd enslave the farmers and force everyone to work in the Funco Pop mines.

This chaps my fucking ass.
These are the same kind of faggots who talk about how farmers are useless money leeches killing the environment while sipping on fucking soylent and beyond burger shakes.
I grew up in small town america, worked on farms and knew farmers. If they break even, it's considered a good year.
Now this shit has gotten to the point where good old boy farmers have to pass the farms to their soyjack sons who don't wanna work, so they get sold to Bill Gates and China to fund undershaves and NY apartments to escape le evil chuds.
"Sure am glad that corpo is rescuing us from old white dudes sweating nuts and dying early to make sure OUR LABOR doesn't go to waste and gives me more soybeans while I tweet about injustice and take photos of my butthole. We all work in our own way. <3"

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Strawman in the wild.
Worse yet, he took 6 panels to do what could have been condensed to 2.

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Honestly that's kind of humorous, if only for the mental image of a "Lilith" waiting in a dinky basement for some biological girl to wander down; while a gang of Aidens & Pooners dressed like vikings LARP in the park with the nerds.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Obligatory meme addition

please try to fight me pooners, you want to be men? I will absolutely treat you like a man if you try to throw hands. If you really are a man you should be able to handle that without hiding behind your xx chromosomes when you get your ass beat.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

My favorite thing is that even the Fruedian verbiage of the meme reflects what the creator internally knows, but will not think of.
"Trans women will harvest from cis women"-Men overpowering women
"Trans men must defeat cis boys"-Pooner can't fight grown men, must fight 8 year olds instead

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[Flaming Insignias]

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Didn't Allende get ousted by the Chilean military before the CIA even approached Pinocnet?

 

[Shard]

Strawman in the wild.
Worse yet, he took 6 panels to do what could have been condensed to 2.
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I can't tell if this guy is too stupid to understand the metaphor, too lazy to get anywhere without free handouts, or both.