Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Illuminati Order Official]

He picked the worst of both worlds, first engaging and activating Hog Rage, then cucking out immediately and looking like a gay fag pussy. Which he is.

Hopefully it'll bring plenty of strife to him and plenty of laughs to us.

 

[Burd Turglar]

He picked the worst of both worlds, first engaging and activating Hog Rage, then cucking out immediately and looking like a gay fag pussy. Which he is.

The whole high school girl tier shit with Leafy the other day was hands down one of the biggest bitch made moves I've ever seen. The fucking spic is terrified of Ralph. Fucking Ralph. Ooo I wont talk to him but tell him I said this. Fucking limp wrist faggot. If I ever randomly see Nick at a McDonalds in Chicago, I will happily knock him the fuck out.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

So where is Ralph streaming now? Has he just not made any money all week?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If I ever randomly see Nick at a McDonalds in Chicago, I will happily knock him the fuck out.

Dosen't he live out in Berwyn?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So where is Ralph streaming now? Has he just not made any money all week?

Rumble

 

[Burd Turglar]

Dosen't he live out in Berwyn?

Fuck if I know lol. I don't live in Chicago and honestly I don't go there as much as I used to. Can't imagine why. But in the off chance I ever did run into him, I would knock out game his itty bitty faggot ass. It's Chicago, nobody would give a shit.

 

[Kongou Posting]

With the recent total war footing of Ralph (and 6,000,000,000 hours in ms paint), he has transformed into the herald of nurgle, and lord of the Gunt Gaurd

(Totally not just an excuse to depict ralph as a plaugemarine)

 

[Fools Idol]

All I'm saying is that for someone who claims to hate gays and trannies, this certainly is someone who poses like a tranny when taking pictures of himself.

The pictures (Edit: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE AT ALL.):

Spoiler: A quick rundown

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Spoiler: Troons take nudes like this

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What kind of Chad Alpha shows his gaping asshole? Did Nick Fuentes see?

Spoiler: Tranny selfie

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Literally looks like a tranny.

Edit: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE AT ALL.

It's impressive just how unmasculine Leafy is. No chin, zero body hair and negative macular development, I'm pretty sure my 10 year old self could beat this fags ass. The dude isn't even a twink, it's like he never went through puberty.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

With the recent total war footing of Ralph (and 6,000,000,000 hours in ms paint), he has transformed into the herald of nurgle, and lord of the Gunt Gaurd
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(Totally not just an excuse to depict ralph as a plaugemarine)

I take-take offense with this. The sektur only embodies one chaos god and it's the Great Horned Rat.

 

[AnOminous]

Hopefully it'll bring plenty of strife to him and plenty of laughs to us.

And the answer to the question of who wins when Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes get in some retarded dick war is, as always, Kiwi Farms.

 

[Fools Idol]

Things Ralph would stop that for:
To go to war over a missed text from a homosexual Catboy

And that's what makes Ralph perfect for the sektur. He is unironically built differently and it's why cowards like Nick simply can't win. Ralph is a real piece of shit, there is absolutely no low he won't stoop to and no line he won't cross.

 

[Mikoyan]

I take-take offense with this. The sektur only embodies one chaos god and it's the Great Horned Rat.

I really get he's a Chaos Undivided fella, really. Think about it.

• I admit, Nurgle is tempting, for there is gunt and disease and pain. But...
• The Rage Pig also embodies Khornite tendencies...

The remaining two are minor, but still present.

• Not even the Memphis Micro keeps him from seeking the most disgusting of pleasures, abhorrent to normal men, for a clear Slaanesh bent.
• Tzeentch? Surely not. But I think so. There is always a plan. The plans rarely work, but what matters is that he has them. He simply enciphers that he is the bitch of the God of Plans with "GOD'S PLAN, BISH!"

 

[Luigi]

This is a very funny string of events, and a huge cross-over event for the sektur. And we are still in July, I'm not sure how other lolcows can compete.

The writers outdid themselves this time. Great show, I recommend it to all my frens.

 

[JT Marlin]

Yesterday's stream almost hit 500K views. Vegas Trip inbound?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

somebody forgot to turn off the bots lol

 

[analrapist]

Nick Fuentes: Making ETHAN FUCKING RALPH look human and relatable by comparison.

The sad part is, the catboy ranch is so autistic, they don't even understand the magnitude of faggotry behind their limp-wristed gamma handling of the circumstance.

HOW TO FOR FAGGOT CATBOYS

You release a strongly worded letter documenting Ethan's misdeeds since affiliation with Cozy. Something that would hold up in court. Like a KF thread. Cherry pick the stuff you think is well proven.

You state that as your reason for terminating the relationship.

Nick spends the better part of a stream or two monologuing about how Ethan messed up. Oughtta be easy. If Nick can spare a precious hour or two of stream time.

Then, you move on, and let Ethan ragepig. Amass more data. When he stops, drop your doc on how he behaved. Same tone as before.

Eventually, it peters out. And hey, free content.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I really get he's a Chaos Undivided fella, really. Think about it.

• I admit, Nurgle is tempting, for there is gunt and disease and pain. But...
• The Rage Pig also embodies Khornite tendencies...

The remaining two are minor, but still present.

• Not even the Memphis Micro keeps him from seeking the most disgusting of pleasures, abhorrent to normal men, for a clear Slaanesh bent.
• Tzeentch? Surely not. But I think so. There is always a plan. The plans rarely work, but what matters is that he has them. He simply enciphers that he is the bitch of the God of Plans with "GOD'S PLAN, BISH!"

We’ve previously declared that Ralph is chaos guntdivided. Or chaos bifurcated

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The whole high school girl tier shit with Leafy the other day was hands down one of the biggest bitch made moves I've ever seen. The fucking spic is terrified of Ralph. Fucking Ralph. Ooo I wont talk to him but tell him I said this. Fucking limp wrist faggot. If I ever randomly see Nick at a McDonalds in Chicago, I will happily knock him the fuck out.

Watch out, he's pretty sharp when he's limply throwing his diet coke at you like

 

[AnOminous]

Nick Fuentes: Making ETHAN FUCKING RALPH look human and relatable by comparison.

He's a pathetic, gay marionette and unless the only thing you care about is pedophilic obsession with gay underage catbois, someone like Nick Fuentes has no appeal whatsoever.

Anyone who cares at all about Fuentes is a faggot.

It's at least somewhat possible for a semi-normal person to sympathize with even the lowest form of white person, such as a rage pig, at least for a minute or two before realizing he's also a huge faggot.

So Ralph wins by a nose gunt.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Watch out, he's pretty sharp when he's limply throwing his diet coke at you like

He can throw all the sprite he wants, I've easily got him by a solid foot and 60 pounds. I could do the old hand on the forehead and he would be swinging at air.