Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Caligura]

Nah, that's more haz/infrared and jackson hinkle. The labeling is fucking retarded, but haz is a funny dude. He's half larp half serious, i think. Full sperg for sure though.

Haz is a funny retard. Though I think he realized his own reputation ever since that Mongoloid debate years ago and I'm pretty sure he's been trying to play a 'bit' to cash in on that, which is a shame tbh.

He's still a piece of shit though since he's friends with people like Zherka who's pretty much on board with the AF pedophilia these days.

This is a very funny string of events, and a huge cross-over event for the sektur. And we are still in July, I'm not sure how other lolcows can compete.

The writers outdid themselves this time. Great show, I recommend it to all my frens.

*opens mouth wider than the human body allows, breaking jaw in the process*
*guzzles the soylent mint chocolate flavor, IV drip of soylent in the veins*
*spotchy facial hair grows on neck*
*gains 300 pounds of weight*
*plays Cuckold Simulator by Team Sneed on a hacked Nintendo Switch*

OH MY GOD, THIS IS LIKE THE AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR OF KIWIFARMS.

Fuentes is LITERALLY gay thanos and Ralph is LITERALLY Gunt Panther leading the charge with Null aka Captain SERBIA and PPP aka the FAT.

 

[RollerGator]

People that outright hate him are either psycho weirdos in an abusive parasocial relationship or fellow lolcows seething behind sock puppets, no exceptions.

Nobody enters the pig pen without getting covered in mud and shit.

 

[LGHDR+]

I've never hated Ralph, just particular behaviors. I'm more of a fencesitter and my opinions shift based on how entertaining something is.
People that outright hate him are either psycho weirdos in an abusive parasocial relationship or fellow lolcows seething behind sock puppets, no exceptions.

Or, and stick with me here, some people don't like child abusers.

 

[Malaika]

We always knew Nick and Ralph would break up eventually but I always assumed it would end up with Nick doing better after shedding dead weight and Ralph ruined. But here we are, Ralph is having strong momentum, getting support from everywhere while Nick's movement and cozy are falling apart as Ralph makes him look like a bitch.

Incredible.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

People that outright hate him are either psycho weirdos in an abusive parasocial relationship or fellow lolcows seething behind sock puppets, no exceptions.

I’m allowed to hate him for being a piece of shit “parent” without being either.

 

[KKKaan]

Deepthroating your mic and telling everyone that you're a mongoloid is a principle

He's basically an older muslim nick.
Manlet: ️
Hairy: ️
Brown: ️
Seethes about all of the above facts: ️
The only difference is that he's an arab instead of a mexican.

 

[Blackstar]

We always knew Nick and Ralph would break up eventually but I always assumed it would end up with Nick doing better after shedding dead wait and Ralph ruined. But here we are, Ralph is having strong momentum, getting support from everywhere while Nick's movement and cozy are falling apart as Ralph makes him look like a bitch.

Incredible.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Nick Fuentes: Making ETHAN FUCKING RALPH look human and relatable by comparison.

The sad part is, the catboy ranch is so autistic, they don't even understand the magnitude of faggotry behind their limp-wristed gamma handling of the circumstance.

HOW TO FOR FAGGOT CATBOYS

You release a strongly worded letter documenting Ethan's misdeeds since affiliation with Cozy. Something that would hold up in court. Like a KF thread. Cherry pick the stuff you think is well proven.

You state that as your reason for terminating the relationship.

Nick spends the better part of a stream or two monologuing about how Ethan messed up. Oughtta be easy. If Nick can spare a precious hour or two of stream time.

Then, you move on, and let Ethan ragepig. Amass more data. When he stops, drop your doc on how he behaved. Same tone as before.

Eventually, it peters out. And hey, free content.

So-called leader of a political movement and he can't even out spin a dumb hick from West Memphis.
I know this isn't a particularly hot take given what we know about the catboys, the cum hunting, and the pedo shielding; but it's utterly baffling how anyone could labor under the delusion that Fuentes has a future in politics when he's so unbelievably bad at managing his own image.

 

[demicolon]

Pillzard Ethan the Grey

Not anymore, now it's Xandalf the White!

 

[Male Idiot]

Catboys, catboys,
What you gonna do, what you gonna do, when Gunt comes for you?

-Nicki boy hides under plush astolfo toys-

 

[Cringestorian X]

this fucking spic just can't comprehend that people just hate his fucking guts

 

[Bailey's From A Shoe]

I’m allowed to hate him for being a piece of shit “parent” without being either.

Or, and stick with me here, some people don't like child abusers.

Yes, that's one of the behaviors that I hated as well. Surprise, substance abuse makes you a shitty parent. He's very lucky he never harmed Rozy since he was being extremely criminally negligent. If you attempted to make contact with the authorities during any of those incidents, then I definitely respect your convictions but I imagine you just bitched about it online because intervening = "cow tipping".
I'll be honest and admit I was too apathetic to do either, I just quit watching. I still don't hate him as a person.

 

[Fools Idol]

this fucking spic just can't comprehend that people just hate his fucking guts
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"I'm done with the drama", the drama ain't done with you nigga. You'd think after what 10 years that this homo would get it but it's clear he still thinks he's a super serious politician. You're a lolcow Nick and this is IBS reborn.

Also lol at his retarded theory about his detractors being payed by foreign interests, nigga I wish I was getting payed to shit talk you.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

this fucking spic just can't comprehend that people just hate his fucking guts
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You know you've reached full schizo tiers of delusion as a lolcow when you start claiming that your haydurrz are paid actors and a cultlike hivemind.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

There is Nick Fuentes: A teenage girl with a negative body-image, trapped in the form of an over the hill Mexican twink, who squandered his limitless potential to be the gayest man to ever walk the earth, and instead lavished his attentions and resources upon a rag-tag bag of pedophile incels, who think they have what it takes to run the United States. He may also be a reluctant fed.

Then there is Ethan Ralph who, in appearance, is more or less a real-life approximation of Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet: A sometimes-functional alcoholic drug user, whose vindictive and abusive personality is fueled by narcissistic rage, and who uses his two children as props in the endless self-inflicted drama of downward-spiralling existence. He was happy to turn a blind eye to the aforementioned degeneracy that was perpetuated by AF, right up until the moments after his patron put a booboo on his ego. He now bellows into the dark void of Rumble from a shart swamp of his making, which he evidently regards as some kind of moral high ground.

There is no redemption arc here. Just a pair of massive cunts who have outlived their novelty.

 

[AltisticRight]

this fucking spic just can't comprehend that people just hate his fucking guts
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This guy is just plain delusional, conflating the idea of laughing at little Mexicans trying to pretend to be a White supremacist launching a holy war against The Jews with having some kind of financial incentives.

Catboys, catboys,
What you gonna do, what you gonna do, when Gunt comes for you?

They'll open up some weird comic site and search for the tags "loli" and "shota".

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

this fucking spic just can't comprehend that people just hate his fucking guts
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It's like his only strategy for dealing with this is "WELL THESE GUYS USED TO LOVE ME YOU DIDNT HEAR THIS WHEN THEY LOVED ME" Which is just fucked cause he doesn't really seem to be putting out a strong denial of anything so it just comes off as "it was always true you just started complaining about it."

 

[Twinkletard]

Guys, I'm the one funding the campaign to smear Nick Fuentes.

Deal with it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

You're a nicer person than I am, because I think he'll be back to clattering liquor bottles and rattling pill bottles as soon as this blows over.

More than likely, in fact it's almost inevitable, and will lead to a well deserved and unlamented demise in fairly short order.

But right now? I say let the fucker sit in the sun for a bit. It's causing no harm.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So does Ethan think that if he takes down Nick (and by extension Cozy) that whatever entities originally backed the catboi fuhrer will then give him a pile of money to create his own streaming platform?