Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Motley Poo was banned from PFG for a death threat against The Quartering:
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The actual Motley Poo, the one who writes the songs? Say it ain’t so!

EDIT: Is it a death threat to say you’d like to kill somebody? I mean, I’d like to fuck Scarlet Johanssen but saying that isn’t a rape threat.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
I say give it to Annabelle.

I thought she was born only half cursed, but after seeing the recent garage sales where her mother sold her father's wedding rings and his "Number 1 Dad" mug for 5 bucks, I pity that girl even more.

Whore mother and Tomlinson genes. Poor girl never even had a chance.
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Jesus, Ade did that?! I know she's getting remarried soon but that is some really low shit. Then again, no one should be surprised, you'd have to be a cunt and a half to shack up with Hamlinson in the first place, same reason why i feel no empathy towards Niki.
Bone Santa said:
Hey Stalkers,
My name is Patrick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are obsessed, mentally ill, nazis who spend every second of their day harrassing me on the internet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a twitter checkmark? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than owing Quasi 50,000 dollars.

Don't be a child. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a published author, and I make my own dark meat pepperoni. What hobbies do you have, other than "make fun of shitty backwards fences"? I also got a 1.7 GPA in highschool, and have a banging hot wife (A nigger just farted in her vagina; Shit was SO cash). You are all stalker childs who should just enjoy prison. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my second wife.

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How the fuck has it taken ~1900 pages for someone to come up with a "Shit was so cash" edit? :story:
 
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Why would you want Jeremy to die, if he's dead he can't get beaten up by more trannies. It's like wanting Rick to die before even the debt arc settles, then the divorce arc, then him building more shitty furniture. What will he build next? Who knows, tune in next week on Fat Rick Ball D. A true waste to want him to die, he will soon enough on account of his fatness and rage elevated blood pressure that in my expert opinion might be as high as the pressure at the very center of the sun.
 
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It stopped being funny years ago, Pat. It's just embarrassing when a mid 40 year old gets black out drunk at Applebee's
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Broadside said:
A desire is not a threat surely (just asked law student gf and she says it is apparently). What a joke of a society!
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Whether something is an actual threat depends on context and the actual language used. I'd like to curbstomp QP too, doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

For instance, the Supreme Court held this not to be a true threat: "I have already received my draft classification as 1-A and I have got to report for my physical this Monday coming. I am not going. If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J." Watts v. U.S., 394 U.S. 705 (1969). The same standard applies now.

There is no way that is a true threat of any sort.
SIGSEGV said:
Without a specific time and place, it shouldn't count as a credible threat. I'm not a lawyer though.
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You don't really need magic words, but it must be an express threat, unconditional, and in a context that makes clear that the person has the apparent intention of actually carrying it out.

This is the kind of thing that might get you a visit from the Secret Service if you said it about the President, but is unlikely to get you prosecuted because it isn't illegal to express a desire to do something you aren't actually threatening to do.

It doesn't necessarily have to be explicit, just unmistakably clear. For instance, a Mafia shakeown saying something a lot more vague that he had a history of actually doing could qualify. "Nice business you got there. . ."
 
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I've been thinking about Patty now that he's got an actual hearing date.
It's fuckin incredible to me he never tires of sending the copy pasta as a reply to every text or "enjoy prison, stalker" to every twitter user he thinks is a funster. He must have done it thousands of times by now. How does he not tire of it ? The only answer I can come up with is he actually enjoys it which is even more insane ! It's really all he has in his life.
 
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