Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vegetamite]

New selfies. Her facial hair is really coming in.

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The wispy beard is just so fucking gross.

 

[Aunt Carol]

New selfies. Her facial hair is really coming in.

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Man alive.

I am more and more serious about setting up a fund where we pay $20 to any lolcow who reads and then writes a credible book report on A Confederacy of Dunces.

 

[RonRiot]

I’ll give her this- She already passes as a euphoric Reddit neckbeard.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

She going to be so disappointed when people continue to assume she’s a (n old) woman with an unfortunate case of PCOS and treat her accordingly.

 

[Oscar Wilde]

Honestly impressed by this repulsive evolution. The wispy facial hairs add a new layer to the classic Yarrow fit. She just needs that classic diy sped haircut commonly featured in the Sammie thread.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Been too lazy to sign in on tor, finally signed in just to check on our darling staph infection, so happy she's not learned a single dang thing in her entire life still. The git that keeps on giving. Meant to say gift but that works too.

Also if she'd just fucking shave her hair I'd probably give her the benefit of the doubt in public now. That is the most intensely womanly haircut. Who goes on hormones but doesn't even bother with a haircut?

 

[glass_houses]

Been too lazy to sign in on tor, finally signed in just to check on our darling staph infection, so happy she's not learned a single dang thing in her entire life still. The git that keeps on giving. Meant to say gift but that works too.

Also if she'd just fucking shave her hair I'd probably give her the benefit of the doubt in public now. That is the most intensely womanly haircut. Who goes on hormones but doesn't even bother with a haircut?

Someone who tells the entire world repeatedly about how much her extremely gay, skinny twink obsessed husband loves her gigantic flabby tits.

Whoever prescribed her hormones should be dragged into the town square for a public execution. Staph isn't even mentally competent enough to live on her own for more than a few days a week. And she is absolutely delusional when it comes to things like long term side effects. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the doctor was deliberately trying to shorten her life, knowing that she'll be incapable of taking care of herself once her parents go.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Also if she'd just fucking shave her hair I'd probably give her the benefit of the doubt in public now. That is the most intensely womanly haircut. Who goes on hormones but doesn't even bother with a haircut?

I can see her justifying it by saying she's going for the medieval look, like Robin Hood and his merry men:

Since she seems to want to be some sort of magical fairy creature from the past rather than your typical uwu trans boi.

 

[moorhen]

So the mastodon she's on is an absolute hugbox (here(archive(doesn't archive well))), which is sad because she's not going to get into any slapfights.

(her stupid 29 page gender doc has been seen before but here it is again (archive)

A lot like her twitter, it's just full of her resharing everything she comes across.

No, no they are not.

Her disability hearing is on Wednesday, if I'm mathing correctly. I'm hoping someone calls her ma'am and she seethes about it on the internet, because funny.
I'm sure if she showed up to her hearing, started ranting about her ghost husbandos and drank some hand sanitiser they'd approve her money. They'd probably also chuck her in the looney bin for a couple of days and give her a handler, but that would also be funny.


She's bugging cause if she doesn't get approved she's going to have to get a job.
Lets be honest, there's plenty of jobs she can do, and services she can use as an autismo to get placed. I googled it and the first page is all hits for help getting placed in a job with disabilities. She can work, which she's proven in the past by holding a job down. She doesn't want to work.

Bluesky isn't public yet so until it goes public or someone gets through the waitlist, I have no idea what she's doing on there. Probably the same.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Staph blames us for her alleged attempt to kill herself last summer:



And I guess the hearing didn't go exactly as she wanted:

 

[Vegetamite]

I understand loving your bubbe and missing them. However, it’s wild to me that her death would cause you so much distress 11 years later that it would warrant mentioning that within a list that includes your mother's current cancer.

 

[moorhen]

“My mothers cancer is so hard on me”.
Your elderly, cancer ridden mother who still cares for you despite you being an adult who is capable of holding down a job (but refuses to), probably still does your laundry and cooks for you, is having an infinitely harder time.

Imagine having to deal with the stress of having cancer and having a pube-faced, ungrateful daughter who thinks that she’s the centre of the universe.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

God I missed ol' Gyro. To xyr credit ayethee does look like a dude now. A stinky basement-dwelling Reddit mod of a dude with gigs of hentai at his fingertips.



Hey Yarrow, you know what will ease your cancer-ridden mother's life? You getting a job.

And we have a new ritual video:

Ritual starts around 4:45, autistic drumming at 6:15, cringe spear chanting at 7:50, shield chanting at 9:45.

Staph made a 30-minute video rambling about masculinity and Norse druid genders.

Love these, I'm coming back later to watch fully with a drink. Thoroughly spellbound by the ritual video which includes 5 minutes of the camera pointed at a gunt in a pastel t-shirt while she flips through a paperback because she couldn't be arsed to prepare for the fucking video beforehand. Your gods must be so honored.

Edit: what the fuck is she on about in this Norse masculinity video. She's romanticizing a Viking chivaric code list she read off the internet which reads no differently than one for medieval knights or samurai, and applying it to modern day American culture.

Also rich of her to claim she aligns with these idealized masculine traits, which includes "being self reliant and not dependent on others for your survival"

 

[QuackQuackAgain]

I’m picturing Stephanie coming back from a walk around the park and causal conversation with her demon buddies and reading us speculating how she ate hand sanitizer and how bad she is for wanting to kill her parents.

Holy shit this never fails to make me laugh..

she's fucking herself with her staff, isn't she

Ewwww unwanted mental picture of doom! Wonder if she sticks a rubber on or likes the smell of her own fanny?

New selfies. Her facial hair is really coming in.

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Dear fucking god she's got that smirk down pat.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Current picrew:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Current picrew:
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Ugh, more internalized ageism and fatphobia.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Current picrew:
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Westerners finding picrew was such a mistake. Remember when it was cute.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I dunno, what do you usually do on a Saturday?
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Yarrow (they/he)@transmascdruid@disabled.social
experience with hallucinogens SHOW LESS
Well, I just tried a tincture of baneful herbs (deadly nightshade, henbane, datura, and mandrake root) to test it out before "going under the cloak." (If you're not familiar, this is a subset of seidr in which a prophet uses the sensory deprivation of, literally, lying under a cloak in order to obtain visions of the future.)
And honestly? It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Granted, I used a very small dose (1/4th of the dropper) yet still, no ill effects.
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Yarrow (they/he)@transmascdruid
experience with hallucinogens SHOW LESS
Mind you, this is a tincture that's sold with a disclaimer on a small flyer suggesting possible symptoms such as loss of balance, slurring speech, a racing heartbeat, and more.
After about 10-15 minutes, I started to feel the aforementioned change in heartbeat (slightly faster), some paranoia, and then I settled into this strange sense of whole-body limpness and floating.
Very similar to blue lotus, but MUCH stronger.
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Yarrow (they/he)@transmascdruid
experience with hallucinogens SHOW LESS
So now that I've determined that it's safe, I'm very likely going to rise early-ish on Thursday (before it gets too hot) and head up the mountain to formally do the work.
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If a knowledgeable Kiwi would care to speculate on just how much of this was placebo effect, it would be very informative.
https://disabled.social/@transmascdruid

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Well, I just tried a tincture of baneful herbs (deadly nightshade, henbane, datura, and mandrake root)

I'm very sure those are all toxic. Just do real psychedelics. Psilocybin is safer than that shit.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Well, I just tried a tincture of baneful herbs (deadly nightshade, henbane, datura, and mandrake root) to test it out before "going under the cloak." (If you're not familiar, this is a subset of seidr in which a prophet uses the sensory deprivation of, literally, lying under a cloak in order to obtain visions of the future.)
And honestly? It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Granted, I used a very small dose (1/4th of the dropper) yet still, no ill effects.

Nightshade isn't really a hallucinogenic. I suppose in a high enough dose, sure, but it's mostly used to dialate pupils. (Don't forget tomatoes are in the nightshade family. So small enough quantity is harmless) that said, actual deadly night shade extract, you'd need to drop it in your eyes for any real effect, and the effect would mostly be sensitivity to light. Idk much about mandrake root, other than it has a calming effect and is used in teas. Datura is an actual hallucinogenic, a very powerful one at that, but you drink it from a cactus. I believe a fermented one, but I could be wrong. Most places won't sell it in a high enough concentration to do anything. It would feel closer to getting drunk, if anything, and you'd need a decent amount of it because of how diluted it gets. I think the only place you can get pure Datura is from a native sage/medicine man/healer, and you'd need to go to Arizona for it. No fuckin way it would pass inspection checks, it's incredibly dangerous. To give an idea- it's used on something called vision quests, where you fast from food and water, basically starving and dehydrating yourself to near death, to speak to ancestors or the spirit world. You prepare for this for years, and wven then, people still die. They go in with that knowledge, so her treating and accessing it like it's nbd says it's shit.
Henbane.... hmm... if I remember correctly, that's mostly used as a poison. Again, please correct me if I'm wrong.
If it is used in medicine, it's likely for heart medication (I forget if it causes high or low blood pressure), possibly migraines but likely isn't anymore, or a tea to induce vomiting. (Spoiler: ) I need to brush up on my wicca shit. (/spoiler)

EDIT: Googled to double check on henbane, was totally off. It's used for stomach ulcers or general upset, though there's no concrete proof it even works.