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Tbh if Tonka falls from grace it'll be incredibly disappointing. We need hot Tonka takes when things get rough.
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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I enjoy Tonka takes as well, but let's be real: the chances of Tonka being a piece of work like many others in this thread is fairly high. I hope I'm wrong though.
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Saw this on TikTok and this doesn’t sum up the females in the Sammieverse Enjoy lol
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Some updates from our sammieverse, Kristie has gotten the boot again. I mean, Steven is her son, so I get it.
Darnell was in a car accident. I wonder if Sammie’s angle people were watching out for him?
He looks extremely stunned lol
Sabrina is due any day, Sammie must be seething
Darnell was in a car accident. I wonder if Sammie’s angle people were watching out for him?
He looks extremely stunned lol
Sabrina is due any day, Sammie must be seething
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Damn, Sabrina looks ready to pop. Hope her delivery goes well for everyone involved.
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Darnell looks like his brain has imploded.
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Tbf, I think that's just the way he's always looked. Drugs are bad, mmkay.
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Agreed, looks like the lights are on but nobody is home
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Would bet anything his “car accident” was a tap on the bumper or something equally non-eventful. Sammie is so drama-starved that she could turn a walk to 7/11 into a psychodrama.
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Oh for sure. But I bet he took his druggie ass right down to the ER anyway to try to score some sweet, sweet opioids.
ETA: Alternate theory, he was cheating on Sammie and this was his best excuse.
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Overdose Arc When Just kidding these people will never face any real consequences for their actions.
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They are living 24/7 in the consequences of their actions.
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Didn't Antonio OD?
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I'm not 100% but prehaps
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Antonio OD'd on some fenty pills IIRC, suspected to have been provided by his other ghost married wife Monica.
Wonder what she's been up to?
Wonder what she's been up to?
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Trouble in paradise! These are from today:
Tonka is being Tonka, bless him for it:
Kristie seems to be doing a little better:
Kim is...well.
Link to public Facebook reel
Tonka is being Tonka, bless him for it:
Kristie seems to be doing a little better:
Kim is...well.
Link to public Facebook reel
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rofl fucking dirty nasty kim got canned from mcdicks lmao
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I haven’t eaten at that place in years and knowing they employ vile pigs like Kim is enough to keep me away forever. She always has black crud under her nails and they let her prepare food for humans. I can’t even think about it for very long or I’ll barf.
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Fast food is full of Kims. Rotating new ones in to replace the old ones when they inevitably no-call no-show on the second week of work because they got arrested for failure to appear on assault charges (or whatever Kim's shit is, I forget).
But at least she is now warrant free! And forced to do community service. What a joy for the community. Great punishment. For society.
But at least she is now warrant free! And forced to do community service. What a joy for the community. Great punishment. For society.
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I honestly can’t imagine Darnell feeling/reacting to anything. I’m fully convinced he just sits there with his dull expression and open mouth all day.
I love Tonka
Is there seriously a place out there called “Simple Simon’s”? At this point, I think Kristie (aside from Sarge) May have the best hygiene which is pretty scary but she sure posts a lot about her baths.
Oh Kim…kindly walk into traffic.