Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Imagine the absolute state of your life that you, as a man, brag about buying girly drinks, and getting so wasted on your trough of bacardi that you pass out in the woman's bathroom.

Now, imagine that none of this actually happened and you stole the picture off a trending twitter post and made up the story for "clout."
And you're proud of having done this.

A day in the life of Fatrick Tomlinson.
 
Whenever Patrick's drinking comes up I can't get this image out of my head.

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Truly horrifying.
 
For instance, the Supreme Court held this not to be a true threat: "I have already received my draft classification as 1-A and I have got to report for my physical this Monday coming. I am not going. If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J." Watts v. U.S., 394 U.S. 705 (1969).
You know, I wonder why more people didn't off draft officers and bomb draft stations back during Vietnam.

But to be on topic, Patrick is fat, embarrassingly cringe, pathetic, fat, and dumb. I wouldn't have sex with him.
 
Looks like she gets skinnier by the day. I wonder how many Nikkis it would take to equal one Patrick in terms of weight these days. Astrophysicists please respond.
How fast is Nikki moving? If we’re talking dragging herself to a Brewers game with the pig then we use classical mechanics. If she’s headed to a weekend getaway with the gals then it’s relativistic physics.
 
How fast is Nikki moving? If we’re talking dragging herself to a Brewers game with the pig then we use classical mechanics. If she’s headed to a weekend getaway with the gals then it’s relativistic physics.

I think you're going to have to use special relativity for all of it, due to her close proximity to a supermassive body.

(It's Patrick. He's really fat.)
 
Not fat by any medical standard, stalker. Enjoy prison. Quietly. Child baby cherub
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Gormless chink-eyed fathead. Just happy to be here. "I have a take on Ron Desantis, here's my take on Elon Musk" Nobody would pick this face, that nose, in an RPG character creator. What an ugly mess.
His stubble isn't even even. It just looks like a galaxy of pimples around his trout mouth. Fat ugly Nigger Nose. Why do you have a nigger nose, Pat? Nigger Nose Pat.
 
Gin makes him cry to hard
Does anyone have any gin Pat lore? I love garbage gin, but doubt he would handle it well. Drunk Rick is best Rick to me.
Pretty sure they don’t want people joining there who aren’t fans of the old radio show.
I actually respect that they gatekeep, it's rare these days. They're weirdos but they're principled in their own way.
 
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