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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.5%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.3%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 23 5.3%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.4%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 99 22.8%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.7%

  • Total voters
    435
Wtf, Reiko? That's...surprising. Is he gonna bang Mileena in this one too or are we going full lesbo with her and not just "implied bi"?
 
what do you think

also holy shit that looks absolute dogshit
It looks genuinely real, like an actual movie.... You just have to lower the resolution by 144p to get the full effect.
So was the last good game X? I played that for an hour in a bar and it was ok even though I knew no moves
Yes, it's the most fun since MK9, if not even moreso at times.
 

LOL

This is shockingly bad even for kiked out NR. I never gave a fuck about any of the MK4 shitty new characters but Tanya was always mystery meat to me. But at least they tried to make her attractive in her first appearance. I will say it's nice seeing nigger women in their true form without Caucasian features with just a darker skin tone. You see them as the repugnant beasts they truly are.
I am reminded of the fuss made over Rami Malek playing a pharaoh when the motherfucker has two Egyptian parents.
Also, I used to work with an Egyptian woman who almost thought I was Egyptian because I'm brown and know what the Coptic Church is.
Niggers still pretend they were the ancient Egyptians and every other antiquity super power. DNA tests don't lie that the Pharaohs were genetically European. Cleopatra was Macedonian.
I lost interest in these games when they started taking themselves so seriously. Also the x-ray moves really ruined it for me. They slow down the gameplay and you're just sitting there waiting for the animation you've seen hundreds of times to end so you can continue mashing buttons. Deception was the last good MK game in my opinion. Konquest mode was the shit.
Deception was the last one that was any good. Overflowing with content, an entire RPG game that may as well have been it's own game, chess combat, and pit stages return.

I think it was mentioned in this thread that this is just a reskinned MK11 with an even more retarded story. I couldn't put it any better. But they've somehow took the clusterfuck that MK11 was with it's obnoxious gameplay, bloated and uncessary heavy handed story, and went full retard more than they've ever had with these "designs." They've always given most of the roster the ugliest and overdesigned outfits under the WB trilogy. And now, they're trying to make them the most boring, idiotic, mismatching butt ugly shit imaginable.
 
God bless Amazon - after seeing this dumpster fire of a reveal, and finding out I didn't already have it, I bought MK Deception instead for probably less than half the price MK1's asking. Like, holy shit this is a dumpster fire that has it's head way too far up it's own ass.

And people wonder why Weeb Shit is doing so well - it might get butchered in localization, but at least we'll get attractive characters (your mileage may vary on the plot being coherent)
 
I gave up on MK when you had to spend like 100 bucks just to get the full game. Fuck that parasitic bullshit
I bought MK9 at release since I liked the idea of it returning to the trilogy timeline... and then I waited for both MKX and MK11 GOTY for $10 a piece. I don't think I'm even going to bother jewing them down this time. I was pretty indifferent to the first trailer, but between simian Tanya and the vomit inducing scenery and heavy handed not needed plot, this is the definite low point for MK and that's saying a lot given it's history.

Reading any YT comment section about it just confirms that gaming is dead, as the demographic is entirely gen z EVO retards that are 10/10 excited for another dull, jewed up Twitch game.
 
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Do we have any decent reactions from the Tanya change? Because honestly she looks like a mummy without the wrap now, and I'm curious how much outrage there is. I figure they lost a lot of the older audience with MK10 let alone MK11, so I'm just wondering if it's the sycophants that are left and the people who will never play the game, but praise the changes because it feeds their dopamine rush.
And people wonder why Weeb Shit is doing so well - it might get butchered in localization, but at least we'll get attractive characters (your mileage may vary on the plot being coherent)
All we really have to do is wait for AI. Although it'd go by faster if they'd stop lobotomizing it.

I mean, you're getting incoherent meme shit with a human localizer, I'll just take the syntax confused variant from the AI thank you very much.
 
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Do we have any decent reactions from the Tanya change?
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Do we have any decent reactions from the Tanya change? Because honestly she looks like a mummy without the wrap now, and I'm curious how much outrage there is. I figure they lost a lot of the older audience with MK10 let alone MK11, so I'm just wondering if it's the sycophants that are left and the people who will never play the game, but praise the changes because it feeds their dopamine rush.
she's an oingo boingo ass negress
 
All we really have to do is wait for AI. Although it'd go by faster if they'd stop lobotomizing it.

I mean, you're getting incoherent meme shit with a human localizer, I'll just take the syntax confused variant from the AI thank you very much.
Considering the people who're doing the best work with AI Translation Tools - hell, AI tools in general - are literal autists doing it for free for better porn, this might be one of the rare times literal Coomers are better than "Industry Pros"
I bought MK9 at release since I liked the idea of it returning to the trilogy timeline... and then I waited for both MKX and MK11 GOTY for $10 a piece. I don't think I'm even going to bother jewing them down this time. I was pretty indifferent to the first trailer, but between simian Tanya and the vomit inducing scenery and heavy handed not needed plot, this is the definite low point for MK and that's saying a lot given it's history.
I was honestly debating whether it'd be worth it to eventually pick up MK1's inevitable Komplete Edition, hopefully for as cheap as possible, but the more I see the less I want to give NRS any money whatsoever.

If I really feel the need for a modern fighting game, I'll just bite the bullet and buy SF6 or something...
 
Considering the people who're doing the best work with AI Translation Tools - hell, AI tools in general - are literal autists doing it for free for better porn, this might be one of the rare times literal Coomers are better than "Industry Pros"

I was honestly debating whether it'd be worth it to eventually pick up MK1's inevitable Komplete Edition, hopefully for as cheap as possible, but the more I see the less I want to give NRS any money whatsoever.

If I really feel the need for a modern fighting game, I'll just bite the bullet and buy SF6 or something...
I really hate what SF has become, but then I look at MK... especially THIS one and realize it could be a whole hellva lot worse.

Tekken 8 might be alright. They're changing up some character designs but it's not abysmal like here.

KOF only minimally changes characters designs and it's always a very small number of them when most of them look the same as they always have. Of all the modern mainstream fighters, KOF is the only gameplay engine I don't fucking hate since it plays almost no different than the sprite based games but in a 3D environment.

MK and it's fucking obsession with air combat is nauseating.
 
I love me some Shang Tsung as much as the next motherfucker, but him being over on Shao Kahn irks me.
Kahn is the Sidious to Tsung's Vader.

Holy shit! Ermac looks horrible! I thought it was some other random character!
All of em look like shit. NRS is a tranny dev studio and they've turned all women into flat cardboard with no sex appeal or muscle and all the dudes into either monotone soys or Joss Whedon-esque "witty" comedy relief.

Ed Boon seems to have either forgotten that "not taking yourself seriously" doesn't mean your characters shouldn't take their universe seriously, or his tranny underlings have rotted his brain with AGP smut.
The franchise should've died with MK9 as the love-letter goodbye.
 
Like, holy shit this is a dumpster fire that has it's head way too far up it's own ass.
MK worked best for me when it was kinda serious, kinda corny like in the olden days..

I adore MK9 despite Sindel but I appreciate the stupid moments peppered in.... Rare as they are and dare I say unintentional but at least it's amusing.

Currently MK feels like it wanna go down the route of epic like Lord of the Rings with the humor of Schindlers List.
Do we have any decent reactions from the Tanya change?
I've seen people be far more ruthless to Ermac.
she's an oingo boingo ass negress
I'm reminded of that cringe tiktok meme that's essentially: THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT when it comes to Tanya.

If no one had said it was Tanya, I could have assumed she was Jacquis mom or something.
Holy shit! Ermac looks horrible! I thought it was some other random character!
He really looks like a Lego Ninjago character.
Edit: LOL Tanya being a nigger that doesn't know her parents. And already lesbian shit and with Mileena of all characters
If anything it stops the Kitana incest that's unfortunately popular these days

Wonder if making Mileena bi is a precourser for the writer's lesbianism fetish. Feels like really bad fanfiction.
 
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