Shitty Etsy Products

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glass_houses said:
What the absolute fuck? Who comes up with this?

Presenting the Yoni Pot:

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The latest craze sweeping the world, hot on the heals of yoni pearls, where you shove herbs up your vagina to 'detoxify' it, is yoni steaming. This involves sitting on or squatting over a steaming bowl to... waft steam up your vagina. It's supposed to... uh... do something, I guess.

Jesus.

Any emergency room doctor will tell you that there is literally nothing a man won't shove up his arse. It looks like women aren't that much better.
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Goddammit Gwyneth Paltrow!
 
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glass_houses said:
What the absolute fuck? Who comes up with this?

Presenting the Yoni Pot:

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The latest craze sweeping the world, hot on the heals of yoni pearls, where you shove herbs up your vagina to 'detoxify' it, is yoni steaming. This involves sitting on or squatting over a steaming bowl to... waft steam up your vagina. It's supposed to... uh... do something, I guess.

Jesus.

Any emergency room doctor will tell you that there is literally nothing a man won't shove up his arse. It looks like women aren't that much better.
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Maybe that's good if you're back at home from freezing cold and want to warm your yoni pussy up quickly, but what the hell lol

>patient used vaginal steaming in attempt to reduce vaginal prolapse, and it resulted in second-degree burns.
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glass_houses said:
Just when I thought that oxygen bars were the pinnacle of stupidity...
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Oxygen bars make sense in places like Colorado where tourists get altitude sickness, but recreationally is just silly.
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Aunt Carol said:
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Sometimes, I almost wish I had a troon housemate so I could torture with various decorative pieces of art featuring accurate biological female anatomy... uteruses, clitorises, sparkly casts of real vulvas, mums with tiny bubs in their arms or bellies... am I a bad person?
 
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Do we have a thread for things people post on this thread that actually aren't that shitty and are kinda cool?
 
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Chub Rub said:
There's a vagina steaming *lounge* in my area. Apparently this is popular enough to have storefronts. Get your girlfriends together to steam your vaginas in some shitty strip mall.
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But…why? I mean, just take a warm shower…? You can just as easily put a pot of hot water with herbs and flowers and shit in the bottom of the shower and squat over it.
 
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Crybaby Xianghua said:
I'm surprised people are still selling things on Etsy. Because from I have heard, Etsy has been banning or suspending people for no good reason, which I think is both stupid and petty. I don't get that. No one does. What is the head honchos at Etsy's problem.
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Basically, sellers can fit into two categories: cute and harmless, or far left antifa qweer blm. Lesbian merch is basically banned, gay shit is on its way out, you will accept the girldick and the boipussy bigot, and you will sing "Black Lives Matter" while you do it. No Caucasian country is allowed to express anything but crippling shame at their whiteness etc and so forth, you get the idea. A seller must either be completely innocuous or have a plentiful selection of pride flags- but they have to be careful that it's the right kind of pride flags, try and sell the trans exclusionary lesbian flag and you'll be kicked off the platform before you can say "Corrective rape".

I can go on, but I'm sure you get the idea. Etsy is on the right side of history, that is, the American left. If you do not conform to strict nonconformity, you will be deplatformed. I don't care if you're a Catalonian great grandmother who just wants to sell your handmade lace, you WILL denounce Trump and support trans rights.
 
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