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Well, yeah, that would do it. WTF.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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'09? Fuck, even that doesn't sound right in places where you've got a taqueria every 2-3 blocks. He also bitched about the $8.99 for a burrito? "This better be a huge frickin burrito" when it's priced like any normal ass burrito, and probably stated it had rice in it on the menu, but he failed to read it.
Considering Fatty hates vegetables, hates rice, loves meat cheese and grease, this means his ideal burrito must be this shit, he could probably get 1 maybe 2 meals out of this package
The simple reality is that 3 tacos and a soda would be a perfectly decent meal for most people. Not two tacos, a fucking burrito, and a pile of chips. He could have had a normal sized meal for under $10 that he didn't have to cook(or have Tammy do it for him) but didn't. Instead he gorges himself to feed the wendigo and still whines that there's rice in between his meat grease and cheese inside the burrito.
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What Jack made is Pillsbury canned cinnamon rolls. It's a tiktok "hack" that uses those specific Cinnabon branded Pillsbury cinnamon rolls + heavy cream, brown sugar, cinnamon and melted butter. It's supposed to make them taste more like Cinnabon/more homemade. It does work to make them fluffier, and it's good in a "horrible gluttony" kind of way. They're not supposed to be wet or look like cat puke, though.
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i think he put too much icing on plus putting it on while the things were still hot because jack is inpatient and wants food in his gullet ahora
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How he managed to make the icing look like semen is straight up impressive.
This isn't the first time he's fucked up some sort of frosting and made it look like cum because he can't wait till it cools down. The christmas plum pudding looks like it was slathered in cum, the most moist bundt cake ever was just a bukkake mess. It's a fairly simple mistake, that is easily learned from but since this is Fatty, he's only managed to make it worse over time.
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The secret ingredient is Jim Traynor.
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The two hard rules of cast iron are don't put them in the dishwasher and don't leave them to soak. Beyond that how much of a nerd you want to be depends on how much effort you want to put in. Some people have tons of rules but as long as you follow the two fundamental ones you should be fine. Steel is great 95% of the time, but stickiness can be annoying. It really depends on what you want to cook.
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I can't stand people saying everything is a "hack", especially when it results in shit like this
Marisa
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jack is really risking it all eating blueberries again. you'd think he would at least manage to avoid posting it on social media, considering his ranting about it making him stroke out.
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I know we make jokes about Jagoff's food looking terrible? This honestly looks like crap. And the icing? Fuck me but that's revolting.
Flies are attracted to shit. Or maybe the fly is just waiting for his body to start rotting away.I really love when a random fly just got on the top of his head
As nasty as those are, they probably taste better than what Jagoff made.
It's Sunday. Made French Toast this morning. The only way to make it properly is a cast iron pan. You just can't get the right amount of heat or cooking from a teflon coated pan.
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Wasn't it also artificial sweeteners at one point?
At this point I'm curious what Jacks view is on all the doctors telling him he's retarded.
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He doesn't listen to those because he thinks he knows better than they do.
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I love cinnamon rolls and are very opinionated about them, so this has officially got me Mad on the Internet, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE PRECIOUS SANCTITY THAT IS CINNIMON ROLLS, JACK!!
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I like steel for the kind of dish where you actually want some sticking, like something with a vegetable base or browning a roast, because then you can deglaze for that fond goodness.
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Remember when Jack says that sugar is bad and was the cause of his health problems.
Anyway nice cum-covered cinnamon rolls, Jack
EDIT: Look at the comment Jack hearted
Anyway nice cum-covered cinnamon rolls, Jack
EDIT: Look at the comment Jack hearted
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Just like his new house
The key to grilled cheese is to melt or soften the butter before putting it on the bread, and putting a cover or lid over the grilling surface. The melted butter allows the entire bread to fry and the cover or lid allows heat to build up around the entire sandwich so the cheese melts, instead of just burning the buttered surfaces.
Of course Jack’s new toy makes this too complicated and fucks things up. Mostly because Jack is a fuckup,
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I don't even understand the point of things like Jack bought and other cooking items with only one use (like automatic egg peelers and other stupid shit). It's really not hard to make a grilled cheese or melt of some kind in a pan. It's also way less cleanup. I used to make tuna melts in the oven.
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I think if you're having a hard time cooking grilled cheese, you're probably at a point where you should politely ask a family member to cook one for you.
Ideally this is because you are a small child and will gain more cooking skills later, but sometimes you have a Jack situation. Still, it'd be easier to clean up if Tammy just cooks it for him; I'm assuming she has to clean all the As Seen On TV gadgets already.
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