Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

Can someone just post the garage sales thing?

This is going to be a little long, so I decided to spoiled it so it won't fuck up the thread. Enjoy!

Welcome to Adrienne's Heartless Garage Sale!
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As you all know, Adrienne, Pat's first, better (?) wife waited less than a year after the father of her children died to get married to another dude. So get the funds for the event, she decided to sell things she no longer needed. A few key points are obvious, but relevant at this time:

1. The time from Jon's death, and sending the wedding invitations was less then 1 year.
2. The prices: why not just give this to charity instead??
3. She's got 4 kids now (Jon's 3 + new guy's 1), but the reason she gave for the garage sale was not to take care of them, but only to pay for the wedding.
4. Ade's a whore.

As usual, we have the rascals to thank for this. Gospeed, Gentlemen.

Spoiler: A Heart as black as Pepperoni

Let's get this shitshow started!

No, you are not going insane. She's selling her children's father's wedding ring and the "#1 Dad" they got for him... for 5 bucks.

The back brace he wore ever since he was a teenager.

Her children's toys:

Annabelle's clothes:

I heard that one was immediately sold to an annonimous, very excited buyer

Spoiler: The most random worthless trash possible

Again, I don't think anyone would fault a recently widowed woman with 3 kids who decided to sell stuff they don't use anymore. But when you are selling personal things with great emotional value to you for dirty cheap, with the expressed intention to solely use the money on your third, better husband? That's just dark.

You know you've gone too far when even the Funsters are speechless:

Spoiler: "My first, better sociopath."

[...]
Buuuuuut cheer up people, not everything needs to be depressing! Ade's Heartless Emporium also deals in laughs!

Lol, get fucked Pat.

Ms. Sue Lightning shares fond memories with Pat:

"Jon was actually fat, something I've never been." The nerve on Porky!

All credits to the absolutely hilarious Brothermen.

https://pfgforums.com/threads/you-are-what-you-sell-more-cheap-shit-from-adrienne.39389/

 

[Lady Crow]

With the exception of the ring (do we know it's a "wedding" ring? Do we know it was PCJ's?) all of this looks like normal garage sale crap.

It's weird ONA is trying to insist something is "sentimental" when that's entirely up to an individual. Pretty histronic if you ask me.

 

[In the Sick of It]

"Jon was actually fat, something I've never been." The nerve on Porky!

Thank you for the details, fellow patposter. This is the best one of the bunch, I love how he just offers up "I've never been fat" without any prompting.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Thank you for the details, fellow patposter. This is the best one of the bunch, I love how he just offers up "I've never been fat" without any prompting. View attachment 5228048

Is it showing correctly now? Crap. Sorry, I don't know if the issue is my retarded internet or the site though.

With the exception of the ring (do we know it's a "wedding" ring? Do we know it was PCJ's?) all of this looks like normal garage sale crap.

Well, there were even more personal, sentimental stuff but I couldn't find it now (like his knife collection). You know, stuff a child might cherish to remember his dad. But even if that wasn't the case... she's selling shit for nothing! Pennies. And the money is for a stupid third wedding, not the kids! I don't know man... I get what you're saying, but I disagree.

I can't speak for everybody, but I would never sell something my dad loved, doesn't matter how much monetary value it has. But maybe that's just me.

 

[An automatic clown]

Thank you for the details, fellow patposter. This is the best one of the bunch, I love how he just offers up "I've never been fat" without any prompting. View attachment 5228048

 

[Piggle Rick]

With the exception of the ring (do we know it's a "wedding" ring? Do we know it was PCJ's?) all of this looks like normal garage sale crap.

It's weird ONA is trying to insist something is "sentimental" when that's entirely up to an individual. Pretty histronic if you ask me.

Several of them spent quite a few comments on how much they hate @AnOnimous recently. I don’t know the history between him and them but they sure get a hateboner sometimes, and that time they got it for Pat’s ex.

 

[Broadside]

There's no proof out there that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile and I don't want people to get confused.

I agree, some people will accuse Patrick Tomlinson of being a PREDATOR but that's a little hasty if you ask me

 

[Maude Snew]

Also- Shane Noakes 2.0 incoming? What a fucking fag. How does Pat find these freaks?
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Source on the other forum

Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!

Spoiler: Edit: Erik the lolcow?

Edit: this guy could be a lolcow in training holy shit:
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What a fucking nigger.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What the actual fuck? What kind of freak thinks about their children having sex

A fat one.

Several of them spent quite a few comments on how much they hate @AnOnimous recently. I don’t know the history between him and them but they sure get a hateboner sometimes, and that time they got it for Pat’s ex.

Mob psychology is a strange thing.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Jesus Christ Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, even a motherfucking tranny has better hygiene than Rick, less fat too.

 

[ZipDisk]

The Pest road trip shit is another example of how they are incompatible with the farms. Farmers don't do that type of shit.

You know one of them will tard out at hooli's, "Vindicating" fatrick.

 

[Maude Snew]

The Pest road trip shit is another example of how they are incompatible with the farms. Farmers don't do that type of shit.

You know one of them will tard out at hooli's, "Vindicating" fatrick.

I don't even need any of the principles and morals and shit, I have seen the food they serve and I will have none of it.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat's media tour continues, there's a 3-part (!) podcast series out behind a paywall. It sounds like he and Nikki were interviewed based on the samples.

https://www.patreon.com/pretendradio



I would advise against giving this guy any money, there's a free feed that I think gets the episodes after a certain time. Also it sounds like the entire three-parts are based around taking Pat's word, I looked at the host's Twitter and he follows Pat AND his friend Eric Hildeman, this is clearly a PR piece.

EDIT: This podcast guy is a coward who knows that it won't hold up on his normal feed.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat's media tour continues, there's a 3-part (!) podcast series out behind a paywall. It sounds like he and Nikki were interviewed based on the samples.

https://www.patreon.com/pretendradio

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I would advise against giving this guy any money, there's a free feed that I think gets the episodes after a certain time. Also it sounds like the entire three-parts are based around taking Pat's word, I looked at the host's Twitter and he follows Pat AND his friend Eric Hildeman, this is clearly a PR piece.

EDIT: This podcast guy is a coward who knows that it won't hold up on his normal feed.

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How perfectly appropriate that Pat's story end up on a podcast called Pretend.

 

[Meat Target]

If this podcasts sympathizes with Patso, then the odds are short that they have some skeletons in the closet.

 

[Maude Snew]

If this podcasts sympathizes with Patso, then the odds are short that they have some skeletons in the closet.

Wrong as always, stalker. You don't just leave skeletons around, you pulverize them and use them to fertilize your well seasoned garden.

 

[AnOminous]

Several of them spent quite a few comments on how much they hate @AnOnimous recently. I don’t know the history between him and them but they sure get a hateboner sometimes, and that time they got it for Pat’s ex.

Lmao I don't even attack the site or really care. If they want to jerk off with some one-sided grudge, I don't care.

 

[JustStopDude]

Imagine drinking, getting drunk at, and cut off at an Applebee's.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I don't think this is really news, because it happened a while ago. I tried to find out if during the time we're only on TOR someone else had archived this, but couldn't find it. Sorry if late and gay.

Anyways, did you guys know about Adrienne's sister in law having an actual swastika tatooed on her back? Them Boys in the mud found out about this some weeks ago.

Spoiler: "Whitetrash1369"

Unfortunately, I did not save all the pics at the time, and it seems like they're all gone now. She had many high-res pics, and you could clearly see that the tattoo is indeed a nazi swastika, and not the hindu one. Not doubt about it.

Hopefully a Brotherman has the rest and can post it here. In the meantime, enjoy HoneyBadger letting Piggy know a little bit more about Anabelle's Aunty Irene:

Spoiler: Pet is gently informed of Annabelle's future idol

 

[Grift Garrison]

Shane was a shooting star of a Lolcow. Blink, and you’d miss him, but boy did he shine bright with tard rage, dumb antics, and awful pictures of himself. It was magnificent and we should all be greatful to have been around to witness it.

Shane was a SuperGiant star of a cow that had been mooing since the before time. It blows my mind that he didn't have a thread pre-dating Rick's; the guy has been being a faggot online since Windows 98.