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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Money is arbitrary now. I want cows.
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But where are you going to slaughter them?
 
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AgendaPoster said:
5USD
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You get 5 USD (hard currency) I get your eardrums. I then call the cops on you because you can't hear me telling you to "LEAVE NOW!". The cops shoot you because you're a nigger and we're in US of A

Archie_Kimkicker said:
Did we run out of Ukrainian war "orphans"?
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You get 150 rubles and I get your penis. I feed penis to my dog and it is still very hungry.

Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Money is arbitrary now. I want cows.
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You get 12 Tarentaise (good looking breed, high fat/high protein milk) and I get all your body hair. You don't grow it back. Thank you please leave, don't let the cows shit in my store.

General Disarray said:
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But where are you going to slaughter them?
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You get my spit (worth $1 000 000) in your face and I take your balls. You were never going to use them.


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Meth you should really stick to posting in the Sam Hyde containment thread, your compound autism and Down’s syndrome is too complex for the kiwis in Q&A
 
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Meth Until Death said:
I get your eardrums
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I don't think there's a proper way to reuse and transplant those. What do you wanna do with them, offering to Baal?
How about a foot fingernail that fell because of running? It's really nice, has some black and blue shades and some fresh and ancient coagulated blood, mixed with new tissue and fibers.
Another option would be my foreskin. Been looking for some motivation to get rid of it, so I can continue my conversion. That'll be far more shekels though, according to my new faith's commandments.
 
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1. You're just mad you're not as clever and funny as me.
2. You get 100 IDR and lithium and I get your stomache so you stop being a fat fuck and eventually stop being alive.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
I don't think there's a proper way to reuse and transplant those. What do you wanna do with them, offering to Baal?
How about a foot fingernail that fell because of running? It's really nice, has some black and blue shades and some fresh and ancient coagulated blood, mixed with new tissue and fibers.
Another option would be my foreskin. Been looking for some motivation to get rid of it, so I can continue my conversion. That'll be far more shekels though, according to my new faith's commandments.
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Okay new deal: You get nothing and I get your eardrums (I'm going to flush them down the toilet), I get your nails (immediately incinerated for foot fungus) and foreskin (donated to jews because I want a good loan eventually). You still get shot for being a nigger. Thank you, please tell your friends
 
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