Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[Mikoyan]

Does this make me Schrödinger's brain? I agree with both of these. I'm so confused.

Wanting to watch this drama and also knowing that Ralph's a fucking hypocrite are not contradictory positions to hold.

Put another way: "This guy is a retard and I love watching retard fights."

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Crazy how quickly Ralph and the internet forget about all the shit he did because frankly, it's totally meaningless bullshit.

I believe that deep down most of us Kiwis want to witness a true and honest lolcow redemption arc. We'll see how long he can stay away from booze and how many bridges he'll manage to rebuild.

 

[Sammich]

If you told me Ralph would get some meaningful support from here, from anyone other than a couple random faggots that just wanted to troll the thread, I would have called you retarded. Turns out that's just what happened. Now none of the stuff ralph did bothered me all that much, driving drunk with a baby in the vehicle was pretty shitty and having a child around the trainwreck of his life was more on meigh than him, but he was still doing that. That aside, ralph never did much but threaten and throw folks information around, who cares.

I'm cheering for his redemption to take hold, because if he doesn't straighten up and get clean and sober old ralph ain't gonna last too long, and we need ralph around to laugh at if nothing else. I'm not reallly cheering FOR ralph here, I just want to seem him redeemed. Some of his alogs are fucking scumbag pieces of shit too, and i want to see them suffer.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Now none of the stuff ralph did bothered me all that much, driving drunk with a baby in the vehicle was pretty shitty and having a child around the trainwreck of his life was more on meigh than him, but he was still doing that.

Yeah, the kid stuff was bad. But now the kid is away from him, unfortunately not away from the drama between him and Morris family. At least hopefully Harry isn't as retarded as Vickers.

Some of his alogs are fucking scumbag pieces of shit too, and i want to see them suffer.

So far he attacked: pedophiles, a retarded Brit who pukes on his shirt on a livestream and a pedoshielding fag who takes pictures of his loose anus. I hope Ralph will annihilate them all before this saga is over.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Guys, I'm the one funding the campaign to smear Nick Fuentes.

Deal with it.

Where's my money fuckface, you're late by 3 months already.

 

[Star Platinum]

It's possible that the Sonichu demon can only change hosts in parking lots. Ralph was possessed by the demon while filming Chris' arrest in the motel parking lot. You can see the most likely moment the transfer occurred:

During the Snakening, Ralph implied that he spent some time lurking outside the AF rally in the parking lot and counting cars.

It's looking more likely that Fuentes is, indeed, the next host. Only time will tell. For maximum safety, anyone with an internet presence should avoid parking lots that have connections to Ralph, Fuentes, or the America First movement.

 

[Elmo]

Turns out that's just what happened. Now none of the stuff ralph did bothered me all that much, driving drunk with a baby in the vehicle was pretty shitty and having a child around the trainwreck of his life was more on meigh than him, but he was still doing that. That aside, ralph never did much but threaten and throw folks information around, who cares.

He shared those awful videos of himself tongue deep in the horse's mouth and when compared to Saddam's potatoes, that's worse than unforgivable.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If you told me Ralph would get some meaningful support from here, from anyone other than a couple random faggots that just wanted to troll the thread, I would have called you retarded. Turns out that's just what happened. Now none of the stuff ralph did bothered me all that much, driving drunk with a baby in the vehicle was pretty shitty and having a child around the trainwreck of his life was more on meigh than him, but he was still doing that. That aside, ralph never did much but threaten and throw folks information around, who cares.

I'm cheering for his redemption to take hold, because if he doesn't straighten up and get clean and sober old ralph ain't gonna last too long, and we need ralph around to laugh at if nothing else. I'm not reallly cheering FOR ralph here, I just want to seem him redeemed. Some of his alogs are fucking scumbag pieces of shit too, and i want to see them suffer.

I hope anyone gets their shit together. A personal/professional redemption arc shouldn't be begrudged anyone.

But there is no redemption for letting your family down and making them suffer and live around someone who behaved like Ralph behaved, or live a precarious life in filth and squalor and running from debt.

Spoiler: Tl; dr:

Ralph and May agreed that he would be the provider, and he not only failed at that materially, but he also created a nightmare world. He passed out everyday. While working. When he was awake, he was slurring and screaming. He was unpredictable, belligerent, embarrassing, and unreliable. They couldn't pay bills or buy clothes, but he was knee-deep in bottles. Everything about the life he created was unstable, filthy, and full of tension and strife. Fortunately, it wasn't for long - because May left. He didn't wake up and decide to do better; she did. She limited the damage, not him. Had she not, it likely would have continued indefinitely.

You don't get redemption for failing your family like that. It's unforgiveable. Even if May gets over the psychological damage from their speed run into squalor of all sorts and forgives him and has a nice life with Rozy, and even if he patches up some internet friendships by making apologies, he should never forgive himself. Ever. He should feel immense, tragic guilt that he has cluttered and agitated and destabilized the lives of people dependent on him, and that he fundamentally failed to provide for the children he chose to create. He should feel chagrin that he has been petty and antagonistic. He should also be deeply embarrassed to see himself in the months before May left. But mostly he should feel shame and guilt that he did not put his children first. He should recognize that his priorities have been selfish and entirely backward - that's the lack of a lodestar I meant months ago - and he should spend some real time figuring out how to be authentically better as a human. I haven't seen him talk about that, so any real redemption isn't on the horizon, even if the internet arc may be.

Living like a pig in slop is one thing if you're alone; putting your child in it because you care more about being some persona and about being drunk than you do about giving your wife and your children a safe living environment is unconscionable. Maybe he's reflected on this, but nothing he has said that I have heard or read has been, "I failed in my most essential duties to these people, and I am ashamed of myself and need to understand how I could have done this or let my family suffer.". It's all been about,"I'm better, I'm sober, I'm back, I've lost weight, I'm killing it.". And that's great. But it doesn't get to the route of the issue, and no real personal redemption is possible without thato.

And even if he were to find some worthy principles and be a better person, it will never undo the fact that he let his life fall apart and took others down with him. It won't undo the reality that he neglected his child's safety and health and well-being, or that he made his wife's life a living hell for a bit.

And yes, May enabled him, and yes, she was negligent as well. And she got her and their child out and away from him and that degraded life. But I'm talking about Ethan, and it was his job (they clearly had agreed that he was supposed to be a trad head of the family, and he liked to boast about it) to put a liveable roof over their heads - and be a stable provider, husband, and father. He failed them, and that failure and harm to others he was supposed to protect can never be truly undone.

If I sound mad or personal, I'm not. I'm taking a moment from the fun and games of gawking and ragging on people who make spectacles of themselves to look at the sad reality of damage done. And it is a sad business. So sure, internet cow redemption arc, but while you can make up for lost or wasted money or popularity, you can't find true personal redemption without changing the defects that led you to such a degraded place, and you can never make up for harming those you were most meant to protect.

 

[Fornicario]

I'll grant, Ralph's appalling style of parenting did piss me off. But with that solved I'm not out to see him fail or succeed. All I want is to laugh at that fresh, fresh milk that he's throwing around. If he gets his shit together, great. If not, I'll have biting commentary about the circumstances of his death.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'll grant, Ralph's appalling style of parenting did piss me off. But with that solved

When was that “solved”?

 

[LGHDR+]

Where's my money fuckface, you're late by 3 months already.

I'd say we go form a union, but let's be honest - we'd all immediately start scabbing against ourselves, because how could we stop insulting and exposing the Catboi Cunny Cult?

@Twinkletard knows we're our own Pinkertons in this situation, the bastard

(Also, y'know, FUCK communism in the ear with a dildo covered in broken glass!)

When was that “solved”?

I think removing the children from his presence is about as "solved" as we can get. It's sad, but those kids have been dealt a shitty hand on both sides of their lineage and there's only so much that can be done.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

when compared to Saddam's potatoes

You owe me the mouthful of peach flavored Arizona I spat on myself while reading this.

That aside, ralph never did much but threaten and throw folks information around, who cares.

Let's not forget that Ralph went to jail for trying to punch a cop. He also went to Digibro's hovel and sucker punched Riley as well as spat on Mint. Later, he stomped on the guy that was heckling him at one of his gay events. Ralph inherited Ronnie's white trash proclivity for violence, he's just a coward and will only do it when he thinks he can win or his inhibitions are lowered by whatever he abuses.

 

[LGHDR+]

Ralph inherited Ronnie's white trash proclivity for violence, he's just a coward and will only do it when he thinks he can win or his inhibitions are lowered by whatever he abuses.

Don't forget that he's about as good in a fight as a wet noodle, and we have proof.

 

[waccoon wapist]

lol

 

[TV's Adam West]

The Karen Farms has declared unanimous support of Ethan Ralph.
I'm doing my part.


Would you like to know more?

 

[Kirby]

i think ralph will troon out sooner than later

everythings going downhill for him and at this point he probably hates women enough that he is willing to become one. he is already on record as having called keffals his queen, has looked for gay male escorts in the past and is a well documented pig monster coomer. and of course all alt right people have a feminization fetish for catboys and the last person meigh dated became a troon so all of the red flags are aligning for what i think is an inevitable transformation into Emma Ralph

 

[Procrastinhater]

i think ralph will troon out sooner than later

everythings going downhill for him and at this point he probably hates women enough that he is willing to become one. he is already on record as having called keffals his queen, has looked for gay male escorts in the past and is a well documented pig monster coomer. and of course all alt right people have a feminization fetish for catboys and the last person meigh dated became a troon so all of the red flags are aligning for what i think is an inevitable transformation into Emma Ralph

Damn you for putting that image in my head...

 

[Feaser]

i think ralph will troon out sooner than later

everythings going downhill for him and at this point he probably hates women enough that he is willing to become one. he is already on record as having called keffals his queen, has looked for gay male escorts in the past and is a well documented pig monster coomer. and of course all alt right people have a feminization fetish for catboys and the last person meigh dated became a troon so all of the red flags are aligning for what i think is an inevitable transformation into Emma Ralph

You think so? I would rather DIE than troon out

 

[TV's Adam West]

i think ralph will troon out sooner than later

everythings going downhill for him and at this point he probably hates women enough that he is willing to become one. he is already on record as having called keffals his queen, has looked for gay male escorts in the past and is a well documented pig monster coomer. and of course all alt right people have a feminization fetish for catboys and the last person meigh dated became a troon so all of the red flags are aligning for what i think is an inevitable transformation into Emma Ralph

Why is that every cow, some dumb nigger really has to say "They're gonna troons out?"
This must be how Null feels whenever prison rape comes up.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is that every cow, some dumb nigger really has to say "They're gonna troons out?"

It's an easy bet to make since most cows do eventually.