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[SIGSEGV]

If you had to choose between sitting one row in front of Kevin or one row in front of a baby that cries for the whole flight, which would you pick?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

If you had to choose between sitting one row in front of Kevin or one row in front of a baby that cries for the whole flight, which would you pick?

well im sure he smells bad like most troons, but i dont think he would cry and kick the entire flight like a baby would, so surprisingly id chose kevkev.

 

[AnOminous]

If you had to choose between sitting one row in front of Kevin or one row in front of a baby that cries for the whole flight, which would you pick?

It's the same picture.

 

[SIGSEGV]

It's the same picture.

At least the baby might one day become a productive member of society.

 

[Yamamura]

Now it's just Kev and it's like that final scene in Goodfellas where Henry Hill laments about how he's just an ordinary schmuck waiting in line for shitty Italian food in bumfuck nowhere.

Being reminded of that scene from Goodfellas hit me hard. I remember the speech Henry gave in the court room listing everything they did with a faint nostalgia to it.

"We ran Good Fund me campaigns, we grifted furry conventions, we were on PBS, and now it's all over."

The moment when Henry looks straight at the viewer and says that line "and now it's all over" really brings home the finality of the saga.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

well im sure he smells bad like most troons, but i dont think he would cry and kick the entire flight like a baby would, so surprisingly id chose kevkev.

Plus you could spend the whole flight making him seethe while barely doing anything.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Plus you could spend the whole flight making him seethe while barely doing anything.

id pull out my laptop and browse the tranch thread in front of him.

 

[FinnSven]

id pull out my laptop and browse the tranch thread in front of him.

And call him sir.

The crying would be hilarious.

 

[SIGSEGV]

And call him sir.

The crying would be hilarious.

Sir should be reserved for people that you respect.

 

[Pedophobe]

Sir should be reserved for people that you respect.

Unless followed by "you're causing a scene".

 

[AnOminous]

Sir should be reserved for people that you respect.

Or anyone it pisses off.

 

[FinnSven]

Unless followed by "you're causing a scene".

The dream would be to upset him while remaining polite and reasonable, to the point he has a huge screaming tantrum and actually manages to force the pilot to make an emergency landing to remove him.

The fallout would be solid gold.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Sir should be reserved for people that you respect.

Sir Tranchalot

 

[stupid frog]

Complaining about how figures that cost ~$100 are "too expensive".

Basically his entire timeline is toys. I don't see how these are more expensive, he just can't buy 3 different ones if he gets one of these.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just having a little wander around the older thread pages, and after laughing at how overly specific this image is, paused to think : imagine if you went back to like 1994 or whatever and showed the animators of the scene this image, and had to explain..... Everything to them.
Damn



Also, Kevin doesn't think the above toys are too expensive for him. He just doesn't have enough money at the moment, is gifting for his trip, can't get his usual griftbucks via ranch "needs", so he's putting that post there just hoping someone will buy him one.

We enjoy analysing Kev, but honestly, imagine getting a look at the absolute specimens who send him money. Now that would be something to see. Prolly the FBI lmao

 

[Space Police]

Complaining about how figures that cost ~$100 are "too expensive".

Basically his entire timeline is toys. I don't see how these are more expensive, he just can't buy 3 different ones if he gets one of these.

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I don't know a single lesbian who would collect these coomer waifu statues. Kevin's not wrong about him being the target audience, though, since he's a porn-addicted neckbeard NEET (his body may not have a neckbeard, but his soul does).

 

[SIGSEGV]

Complaining about how figures that cost ~$100 are "too expensive".

Basically his entire timeline is toys. I don't see how these are more expensive, he just can't buy 3 different ones if he gets one of these.

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Oh my GOD. I just realized that these are transformers anime girls. Dude is absolutely OBSESSED.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't know a single lesbian who would collect these coomer waifu statues. Kevin's not wrong about him being the target audience, though, since he's a porn-addicted neckbeard NEET (his body may not have a neckbeard, but his soul does).

He clearly was a neckbeard before trooning out.

No matter how hard he tries to change, and he has tried hard, he remains the same.

 

[Oxyjen]

Kevin is in Brighton, England.

A highlight so far is this graffiti about penises written by a man on the walls of a toilet cubicle presumably intended for the use of women.

 

[Elysian]

Kevin is in Brighton, England.
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A highlight so far is this graffiti about penises written by a man on the walls of a toilet cubicle presumably intended for the use of women.
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Brighton is basically the San Francisco of Bongland, so it isn’t a surprise that Kevin feels at home there. It’s the city with the most gays in it (and 3rd largest amount of homeless people). You get all sorts over there, whenever anyone mentions Brighton I always think of that unschooling hippie couple with the feral kids that went on This Morning to evangelise the virtues of homeschooling only for one of the kids to piss on the studio floor live on air.