Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[37yearolddickrightnow]

I come bringing comedy from Germany. (can't joke for shit, but their situational comedy remains priceless.)

Bundestag Politician posting a tweet about the CSD/ Berlin Pride. ( Link / if someone could archive for me please, mobile fuckery)
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Anyone wondering why it's so weirdly capped on the right?

Spoiler: Wonder no more.

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( Link / please archive, I apologise)

Guess that just wouldn't look good for their self id laws.

Why crop it? Shouldn't you be proud of those stunning and brave women supporting you? I smell transphobia.

Some of the replies were golden though. This was my favorite

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sadly not cancelled, just delayed until over the summer pause they hold.

There were so many problems with the law (for example criminals can use this law to hide etc) and they couldn't find a single solution. They won't find any after the summer pause because there is none. Also all parties are scared shitless because of the recent success of the far right. Either the law is 41%ing itself or gets changed so drastically that makes the screeching tranny menace 41% themselves.

 

[Näkki]

There were so many problems with the law (for example criminals can use this law to hide etc) and they couldn't find a single solution. They won't find any after the summer pause because there is none. Also all parties are scared shitless because of the recent success of the far right. Either the law is 41%ing itself or gets changed so drastically that makes the screeching tranny menace 41% themselves.

Nah. That definitely ain't it, lmao, sorry to burst your bubble.

Every political party supportive at the beginning is still very much invested and supportive so far.

No matter what's been going on the past years. Seems a sunk cost fallacy for them at this point. But still, they'd rather memory hole the brave and stunning trans women, while fighting for fetishistic men like that anyway. Just can't show it. Because that'd be bad.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is the day I felt old as fuck being on a shitpost forum, kids today don’t learn their history

Spoiler

man shoves the jar up his ass, the glass shatters from the pressure of his anus, you watch him pull out bloody shards of glass and blood leaks out before he shuts the cam off. Was probably just going to be a fetish gape video, turns into a horror show, guy still shares online

Tfw 1 Man 1 Jar keeps a tidier house visible in still than troonself

Let me introduce you to Not Right, and specifically their song "Balls"
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"I don't miss my balls, I don't miss my balls, oh so fragile stabbing pain, I don't miss my balls.
I don't miss my dick, I don't miss my dick, what a pointless bundle of nerves, I don't miss my dick.
I don't miss my chest, I don't miss my chest, really boring - breasts are more fun - I don't miss my chest!"
Please actually listen to this, just seeing the lyrics written down does not communicate the full experience

Ugh. I ended up fast forwarding it, thinking that the actual music would be less unbearable than the happy camping, jolly holiday, posh accent prep banter... I was wrong.

 

[AssignedEva]

I've just learned of some "transfag" nights in London.
The first one is "T-Boys Club";

They recently were trying to put on an event in the Boston Music Room in Tufnell Park. But oh no! Unfortunately they got bounced from The Boston (I think because The Boston is a bit rough) - but to make it up to the organisers, they were offered the larger capacity space upstairs, The Dome. They happily accepted and were even able to release more tickets, but did note the venue wasn't accessible as it's a Victorian building with a small staircase. The comments were not happy;

So they had to release an apology;

We’d like to apologise for the issues surrounding the venue change and for how this was communicated.

We acknowledge that accepting the move to a non-accessible venue was not the right decision and the way we communicated the change generally was insensitive. Our intention was never to offend or alienate anyone and for this we are truly sorry.

We’ve taken time to read all your feedback and reflect, in order to learn from it. We’ve informed Boston Music Room of the situation and we’re still trying to fight to get the original accessible venue back. Our Tboys x Byenary party will be postponed unless we find a wheelchair-accessible venue with a ~350 capacity on 8th July. We won't be going ahead with The Dome. If we are unable to find an alternative accessible venue, ticket holders will be contacted and refunded.

Previously we contacted 16 live-music accessible venues in London. Most of them were already booked up. We are open to any venue suggestions for other accessible spaces you may know about and value input from the community. Please feel free to DM us/email us we would appreciate your support in making this event happen and be open to all.

We really appreciate the community’s input. We have learned from this and will strive to do better in the future and continue to listen to the community. All of our T-Boys events for the rest of the year have been booked in accessible venues and we commit to keeping it so in the future. We once again want to apologise for the upset caused. We will do better.

If their venue wasn't fully 100% wheelchair accessible and step free, they were prepared to cancel it while self flagellating about how awful they were for momentarily considering a venue with a small flight of stairs.
But hooray, they found one in the end, Rich Mix in Bethnal Green. So here's some photos from the night!


Removed from context, I wouldn't have been able to tell this wasn't a lesbian club night somewhere in East London around 2015.
Anyway, onto the next club night - Testo-Hunkie! This one has a permanent venue, the Matchstick Pie House, which is a single arch under a railway bridge in Deptford.

One of the things they do at this night is arm wrestling competitions - "open to tops, bottoms and sides of all genders";

and performances from the "Chop 'em Dales"

along with a stall from G(end)er Swap, "the first LGBT clothing outreach program in the UK"

but they also dance, too!

That last one goes by "Sexy Daddy Lori", and is one of the organisers - TestoHunkie would like you to donate to their top surgery GoFundMe! In fact, all profits from the night are distributed into various trans GoFundMes - with names like "Sexy Chest Fund", "Tiddy Get Riddy Fund" and "(Re)Moove My Milkers Fund" - and any trans masc person who'd like a slice of the pie can ask the organisers for a share.

Tickets £5 or £8 for allies (but there's a pay-it-forward ticket structure, likewise with T-Boys Club that reserves tickets for those with low or no income). Their running costs are slightly higher, as they have an access fund for anyone who cannot handle the 5 minute walk from the nearby train and overground stations (so they can order taxis).

They also recently did a fundraiser with Queens of Peckham, a basketball team based in South London for "non-binary and trans people and women".

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's nice to see lesbians doing things together.

 

[Point and Laugh]

They also recently did a fundraiser with Queens of Peckham, a basketball team based in South London for "non-binary and trans people and women".

Awww look they invented a co-ed rec league. Keep smashing those societal barriers lil pooners.

 

[FarmVille]

I'm surprised the troons are liking the Barbie movie and consider it pro trans.

Here are some quick plot points from wikipedia I'll put behind a spoiler.

Spoiler: Barbie

Stereotypical Barbie ("Barbie") and a wide range of fellow Barbies all reside in Barbieland, a matriarchal society where all women are self-confident, self-sufficient, and successful. While their Ken counterparts spend their days engaging in recreational activities at the beach, the Barbies hold all important job positions such as doctors, lawyers, and politicians. Beach Ken ("Ken"), Barbie's boyfriend, is only happy when with Barbie and seeks a closer relationship, but Barbie rebuffs him in favor of independence and female friendships.

...

Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system, and feels important and accepted for the first time. Returning to Barbieland, he persuades the other Kens into taking over and the Barbies are subjugated into submissive roles such as maids, housewives and agreeable girlfriends. Barbie arrives and tries to convince Ken and the Barbies to return to the way things were, only to be rebuffed. She becomes depressed, but Gloria inspires her with a speech about the problems of being a woman

So, the Barbies are happy having their own jobs and spaces and then the Kens come in and take them over and it makes the Barbies sad.

To me, this sounds like an anti troon allegory if anything.

Theres a tranny barbie, a fat barbie, and an asian male ken as if little kids arent brutally unpc and the island of misfit toys and barbie world would share the same stage

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I come bringing comedy from Germany. (can't joke for shit, but their situational comedy remains priceless.)

Bundestag Politician posting a tweet about the CSD/ Berlin Pride. ( Link / if someone could archive for me please, mobile fuckery)
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Anyone wondering why it's so weirdly capped on the right?

Spoiler: Wonder no more.

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( Link / please archive, I apologise)

Guess that just wouldn't look good for their self id laws.

Why crop it? Shouldn't you be proud of those stunning and brave women supporting you? I smell transphobia.

And one day, for no reason at all....

 

[TruffleSpark]

Troons idea of womanhood is just extreme performative femininity. Of course they love Barbie.

I've just learned of some "transfag" nights in London.
The first one is "T-Boys Club";

There's nothing inherently wrong with troons getting their own clubs. But given how insistent they are in being allowed into gay/lesbian spaces it's yet another example them refusing to hold themselves to the same standards they hold others to.

Removed from context, I wouldn't have been able to tell this wasn't a lesbian club night somewhere in East London around 2015.

It's a lesbian with extra steps club.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They recently were trying to put on an event in the Boston Music Room in Tufnell Park.

Gawddamn. I hate to think of the smell in that place.
The Halls of Atrophy.
It's like Dante forgot to mention one of those levels.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Tranny day ruined by based hotel clerk. Women and childrens day made.





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The comments are a breath of fresh air. Only two sympathetic ones I have seen. Everyone else is saying the hotel was in the right. Lots of people saying decent men stay out of female spaces. I love Twitter 2.0X.

What is wrong with the unisex changing room? It doesn't make his penis get hard. That's literally the only reason he's upset. If he'd been given the key to the men's room, when there's a unisex room available, then being upset would be understandable. But that's not what was given to him, so the only reason he's upset is because he wasn't getting his rocks off.

Him asking for the worker to be reeducated is telling too. He claims he doesn't want the worker punished, but reeducation for following what is probably procedure for the hotel (if in doubt direct them to unisex) IS a punishment and he knows it. He probably really wants her to be fired, but isn't willing to go that far because he's trying to look like he's the good guy here. He probably really thinks she's an evil terf.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Getting his balls kicked in would have helped him calm down a bit.

Disgusting fucking degenerate, imagine looking up and seeing that walk in.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Tranny day ruined by based hotel clerk. Women and childrens day made.

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The comments are a breath of fresh air. Only two sympathetic ones I have seen. Everyone else is saying the hotel was in the right. Lots of people saying decent men stay out of female spaces. I love Twitter 2.0X.

What is wrong with the unisex changing room? It doesn't make his penis get hard. That's literally the only reason he's upset. If he'd been given the key to the men's room, when there's a unisex room available, then being upset would be understandable. But that's not what was given to him, so the only reason he's upset is because he wasn't getting his rocks off.

Him asking for the worker to be reeducated is telling too. He claims he doesn't want the worker punished, but reeducation for following what is probably procedure for the hotel (if in doubt direct them to unisex) IS a punishment and he knows it. He probably really wants her to be fired, but isn't willing to go that far because he's trying to look like he's the good guy here. He probably really thinks she's an evil terf.

See this is what pisses me off about these fucks.
The clerk was a hell of a lot nicer to this old AGP faggot than I would have been, a unisex changing room is a fair compromise, more than they deserve, but its not about that for this sick exhibitionist fuck.
He wanted other women and possibly (hopefully for him) kids to be subjected to his fucking wrinkly ballsack, you're right, he's pissed off because the clerk got in the way of his coom, and by giving him the unisex key, did it in a way that he can't really complain without outing himself as a fucking dirty old man... oh well look at that.
Fucking eat shit faggot.

 

[expectant asshole]

Nice that he assumed the clerk was a lady not a super special gender freak. How does he know how she/he/they/xe identify? Did he ask for her/his/their/xer pronouns?
Knobhead

 

[SHOT TRASHED]

I mean ultimately troonniggers don't care. They're addicted to getting their rocks off by having their fetish catered to. It's why they never shut the fuck up about progress and rights and all that shit but are perfectly fine with the concept of violence towards people they don't like or cities burning down. It's literally just a junkie looking for the next fix. They're in favor of anything that allows that. They don't actually care about anyone else. Why would they ask for the clerks pronouns? Doing that isn't going to get them their fix of coom.

 

[Aunt Carol]

a unisex changing room is a fair compromise, more than they deserve, but its not about that for this sick exhibitionist fuck.

Getting access unisex/family/disabled changing room is an upgrade. Those things are bigger (to accommodate wheelchairs and toddlers), and private.

Not only are other ladies not potentially judging your gross body, but you can spread out your clothes and shampoo on the bench without taking other people's space, as well as set your bag down without having to constantly keep an eye on it.

Maybe getting your purse rifled through while you have chlorine shampoo in your eyes is a formative female experience. Admittedly I've never gotten a euphoria boner, so don't listen to someone who is clearly womaning incorrectly.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Tranny day ruined by based hotel clerk. Women and childrens day made.

Today a peasant has angered me, i shall make sure the inquisitors see to this insolence

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

See this is what pisses me off about these fucks.
The clerk was a hell of a lot nicer to this old AGP faggot than I would have been, a unisex changing room is a fair compromise, more than they deserve, but its not about that for this sick exhibitionist fuck.
He wanted other women and possibly (hopefully for him) kids to be subjected to his fucking wrinkly ballsack, you're right, he's pissed off because the clerk got in the way of his coom, and by giving him the unisex key, did it in a way that he can't really complain without outing himself as a fucking dirty old man... oh well look at that.
Fucking eat shit faggot.

I think the correct solution to "trans inclusion" is male, female, unisex. I think that's the solution that we'll ultimately see in this battle. I know the tide is turning on tranny shit, I see more and more pushback on "no debate". This week the chair for Stonewall even said it was time for a conversation (which they then apologized for).

There are at least five detransitioner lawsuits that have been filed in the US. Australia is the latest country to pull back on puberty blockers and hrt for children.

College students are outrightly mocking tranny research projects at university (trannies so offended they had to take time off for mental health reasons and are calling the students fascists. Their solution to mocking is forced reeducation for all students, not realizing that that will only make more students start mocking them)

That's all great, but I'm pretty sure trannies are here to stay. Specifically the males, since it's a fetish. I expect most of the women will detrans at some point, or actually an hero depending on how mentally ill they are, but the AGPs won't give up.

I think eventually the compromise will be trannies get the unisex option. Having unisex rooms also allows for families with children too old to go in the opposite sex room but young enough to keep an eye on and parents of disabled adult children a place to go.

I think we'll see either female and open categories in all major sports events. Or, a male, female, tranny category. I remember that one group that started a tranny league was crowing about how awesome it was and how it was going to piss off the terfs and the terfs were all "WTF are you smoking? This is literally what we've always asked for." Hilarious.

 

[SHOT TRASHED]

Of course AGPs are going to stay. They're the most delusional, mentally ill, and disconnected from reality ones of them all.

Detransitioned pooners will probably an hero regardless. Hitting the wall is already a rude (but well deserved) reality check for women. Apply it to women who got zipper tits and mutilated their bodies. At that point it's just like a bad run in a World of Warcraft raid or something. Situation's unsalvageable. Give up. You are not fixing this.