Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[RunRufusRun]

Was at a show last night. When i sat down on the provided chair it buckled a bit under my weight. And I am at most 3 lbs over what I should weigh for height,frame,age.

Over the course of the next 3 hours watched 4 hamplanets bust a chair and fall to the floor. None of them thought that hey theses chairs can't handle my lardass maybe I should stand. Nope they would just get help standing up then request another chair.

 

[Bailey's From A Shoe]

There's this guy that lives in my building that's the worst kind of deathfat: the Unwashed. He stinks like a bulldog that got left under the porch during a rain storm. It's a very specific thing and if you've ever smelled it, you know what I mean. I'm about at the point of putting up fliers in the elevators because you can smell the greedy fuck well after he's got off the elevator. If I'm feeling altruistic, I might just make him a care package of soaps and a rag on a stick along with a strongly worded letter to leave on his doorstep.
Total Jigglenigger Death

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Went grocery shopping today, and was behind two deathfats on scooty-puffs.

Been in the low 100s here for a few days, and these two smelled like roadkill left in the sun for a week.

The cashier turned her little fan towards them to push their stink back at them, and I had to smell their stench.
Cashier apologized to me after they left, but said she was going to puke if she had to keep smelling the stench.

I'm going to soak a face mask in perfume and keep it in my purse ready for the next time.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm going to soak a face mask in perfume and keep it in my purse ready for the next time.

reclaim medical masks by ONLY using them around the obesos
lets see how long itll take for them to start being called a bigoted symbol

 

[RunRufusRun]

Low IQ and too many local buffets means this area has more deathfats than some major cities.

Went to get stuff to make dinner tonight. Saw a black deathfat on a custom scooter. Nope none of those store scooters for this bowling ball with arms and legs.

This scooter had a hot pink studded seat cover "I'm too pretty" airbrushed on the back of that. Instead of the normal wire basket up front for Bowling Ball Bitch to put her twinkies and ranch dressing in she had a laundry basket.Held in place by bungiee cords.

Needed some turkey pepperoni to put on a homemade pizza. See Triple B on the soda aisle,trying to get some kid to "crawl to the back of the shelf they hide the diet sodas back there" Kid brings her two 12 packs. Puts them in the laundry basket. Bowling Ball Bitch attempts to turn to fast and the scooter tips over.

She had one burnt toothpick looking leg trapped under it. The kid that got her the sodas was down the aisle,pointed at her and laughed.

As I walked up to the front to pay for my stuff I could hear her yelling and wailing. "HELP HELP I'M STUCK!"

 

[Kermit the Hog]

A few months ago, I was in my favorite grocery store looking over my favorite condiment, bacon. I had picked out a nice thick hickory smoked brand. I was idly singing to myself ♫She was once, twice, three tons a lady♫ Nothing to offensive.

Then I heard her screech behind me, "what did you say?" The voice, oh that voice. Like finger nails on a black board while being reamed in the ass by a blow torch. Just not as pleasant.

Slowly, I turned to face the horror and there she was. She must have been about 2 Jupiter masses and had managed to squeeze her all of it on to one of those little rolling scooters. She was staring daggers at me and had opened her yap to bitch some more. I didn't hear a word she said for visions of that pig beast getting devoured by the rancor flashing through my mind.

Her mate and spawn took that opportunity to attempt to soothe the massive beast not realizing the target of her anger was me. I took the opportunity to do the manly thing when facing extermination by Jumbo by vacating the situation post haste.

I did later encounter the same ham beast in the same grocery store a few weeks later. She must have forgotten me or was to distracted by the ham hocks in the butcher block. Ether way, I chose to walk briskly in the other direction.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I did later encounter the same ham beast in the same grocery store a few weeks later. She must have forgotten me or was to distracted by the ham hocks in the butcher block. Ether way, I chose to walk briskly in the other direction.

Most likely you remembered her because it was an oddity and stand out memory for you. In her case, being angered because she believes someone is insulting her size, would be her normal.

 

[RunRufusRun]

Could go in school stories but fits here too.

Girl I grew up with was huge. Like 300lbs before 5th grade huge.

We use to joke that she was so fat that the neighbors would hire out rodeo clowns to distract her when they brought home groceries.

It was the summer after I finished High School. Buddy that lived next to Hamplanet Susan calls me . Wants me to come by his house around 4pm and to bring my video camera.

Drive up and him and his lil brother run out dressed up like rodeo clowns. I go sit on the porch and we wait.

Not long and his parents pull up. Car loaded down with groceries. Hamplanet Susan opens her front door. Walks out,acting like she is checking the mail. And Buddy and his brother run over start waving a bag of chips at her.
She started crying,snatched the bag of chips and waddled back inside.

Same girl was so big that by high school she couldn't fit in the school desks. Nope she had a chair from the cafeteria to sit in. And she was too lazy to drag the chair around. So the school assigned a student to bring Hamplanet Susan's chair to all her classes.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Like 300lbs before 5th grade huge.

Holy fuck, someone was molesting that girl something fierce and I hope he's burning in Hell.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Holy fuck, someone was molesting that girl something fierce and I hope he's burning in Hell.

>hows it going youtube, today i'll be attempting the molestation, fat%, no major glitches speedrun!

 

[fake farts]

Went grocery shopping today, and was behind two deathfats on scooty-puffs.

Been in the low 100s here for a few days, and these two smelled like roadkill left in the sun for a week.

The cashier turned her little fan towards them to push their stink back at them, and I had to smell their stench.
Cashier apologized to me after they left, but said she was going to puke if she had to keep smelling the stench.

I'm going to soak a face mask in perfume and keep it in my purse ready for the next time.

I can 100% relate to that cashier. Being a lowly wagie myself, I work with a former death fat who is now just a fat with many folds. I've smelled all sorts of repugnant odors in my time.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I can 100% relate to that cashier. Being a lowly wagie myself, I work with a former death fat who is now just a fat with many folds. I've smelled all sorts of repugnant odors in my time.

OT, but I was a cashier for a while, and had a customer come in that smelled so bad, ever her money STANK.
Even after she left, every time I opened my till, I could still smell it. I feel bad for the guy I unloaded her money to.

 

[fake farts]

OT, but I was a cashier for a while, and had a customer come in that smelled so bad, ever her money STANK.
Even after she left, every time I opened my till, I could still smell it. I feel bad for the guy I unloaded her money to.

Absolutely grim. I get sweaty money pretty regularly, usually from men, but never stank money.

 

[RunRufusRun]

Holy fuck, someone was molesting that girl something fierce and I hope he's burning in Hell.

Knowing her if she had been she would have told everyone. This girl shared everything.
Nope her parents and entire family was huge. Just big dumb fucks that eat too much and think a Diet coke instead of a normal coke will make a difference.

Seems she lost a pile of weight 15 years ago. Then gained some backc and had a leg cut off.

Went to pick up meds for an elderly neighbor. Waiting in line and over my music heard someone screeching "WITH OUT MY SHOT I CANT LOSE WEIGHT" Look up and this 5 foot tall 6 foot wide lardass is pissed. Seems there is some diabetes shot that also has a side effect of you lose weight without having to you know eat less and exercise. And now it is in short supply cause so many are taking it.

Lardass had a buggy full of snack foods. 2 ice cream cakes. And stood there holding up the line arguing with the pharmacist "NO YOU WILL FILL MY MEDS AND I WILL GET THEM FREE!"

I get that to get that big you have to be fairly dumb. But even the dumbest moron has to realize to lose the weight you gotta burn off more than you put in.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Seems there is some diabetes shot that also has a side effect of you lose weight without having to you know eat less and exercise. And now it is in short supply cause so many are taking it.

That would be Ozempic/Wegovy. We had a real issue in Australia for about 6 months when it became unavailable. The manufacturers couldn’t keep up with demand due to people jumping on it for weightloss and had to increase their production facility. Actual diabetics could no longer get it. Once supply was resumed in April, the government here only allowed diabetics to access the limited supplies. Non-diabetics had to get it from overseas.

If it’s in short supply again then I gather demand must have taken another huge jump.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I can't even begin to imagine the kinds of side effects both short term and long term coming from a drug that makes you just lose weight regardless of diet or activity level. I'd hazard a guess that meth might be a safer option.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I can't even begin to imagine the kinds of side effects both short term and long term coming from a drug that makes you just lose weight regardless of diet or activity level. I'd hazard a guess that meth might be a safer option.

Try these for size

What are the possible side effects of Ozempic®?​

Ozempic® may cause serious side effects, including:

• inflammation of your pancreas (pancreatitis). Stop using Ozempic® and call your health care provider right away if you have severe pain in your stomach area (abdomen) that will not go away, with or without vomiting. You may feel the pain from your abdomen to your back.
• changes in vision. Tell your health care provider if you have changes in vision during treatment with Ozempic®.
• low blood sugar (hypoglycemia). Your risk for getting low blood sugar may be higher if you use Ozempic® with another medicine that can cause low blood sugar, such as a sulfonylurea or insulin. Signs and symptoms of low blood sugar may include: dizziness or Iightheadedness, blurred vision, anxiety, irritability or mood changes, sweating, slurred speech, hunger, confusion or drowsiness, shakiness, weakness, headache, fast heartbeat, and feeling jittery.
• kidney problems (kidney failure). In people who have kidney problems, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting may cause a loss of fluids (dehydration), which may cause kidney problems to get worse. It is important for you to drink fluids to help reduce your chance of dehydration.
• serious allergic reactions. Stop using Ozempic® and get medical help right away if you have any symptoms of a serious allergic reaction, including swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat; problems breathing or swallowing; severe rash or itching; fainting or feeling dizzy; or very rapid heartbeat.
• gallbladder problems. Gallbladder problems have happened in some people who take Ozempic®. Tell your healthcare provider right away if you get symptoms which may include: pain in your upper stomach (abdomen), fever, yellowing of the skin or eyes (jaundice), or clay-colored stools.

https://www.ozempic.com/how-to-take/side-effects.html

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

JFC… if I had to choose between being a land whale or taking that shit I truly think I’d consider jumping off the roof.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

JFC… if I had to choose between being a land whale or taking that shit I truly think I’d consider jumping off the roof.

I'd choose something like caffeine addiction for appetite suppression, but I'd definitely pick the jump over whaledom if those were somehow the only two choices.

But looking at those side effects, aren't all or most of them side effects of obesity and the beetus anyway? That has me kind of thinking, what have they really got to lose?

 

[I call shenanigans]

JFC… if I had to choose between being a land whale or taking that shit I truly think I’d consider jumping off the roof.

Yeah, that’s just the possible bad stuff. The way this stuff works is it causes nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea etc that causes the person taking it to not want to eat. A rare type of thyroid cancer is also listed as a risk, but so far that has only happened in rats.

I believe the logic for those choosing it for weight loss, is similar to the logic used by those that choose WLS. They are already struggling with obesity related illnesses that will eventually kill them, so why not take the risk of a medical intervention that many find helpful. Interestingly, both types of intervention are treatments prescribed for type 2 diabetes. It kind of begs the question of, if all obese people are headed towards diabetes anyway, why not try to stop it before they get to that point. The problem remains though with both interventions…dont change your lifestyle and deal with any mental health issues, then it’s just a short term Band-Aid.