Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

Is BG3 age restricted? Because it should be. BG 1 & 2 were rated T but this degenerate faggot piece of shit game needs 17+. Can't have kids enjoying BG3...on the other hand the degenerate sick fucks at Wokists of the Coast would 1000% love it if kids used their customize your penis option.
No it's rated M for

BLOOD AND GORE
NUDITY
SEXUAL CONTENT
STRONG LANGUAGE
VIOLENCE

Either the bear sex isn't as bad as everyone here thinks it is or somebody paid off the raters.
 
No it's rated M for

BLOOD AND GORE
NUDITY
SEXUAL CONTENT
STRONG LANGUAGE
VIOLENCE

Either the bear sex isn't as bad as everyone here thinks it is or somebody paid off the raters.

So, they gonna cut to black Fallout 3 style and let you listen to grunts and moans?
 
it was always going to happen when faggots, proto troons and commies took over the DND CRPG scene in the late 80s.
This is basically what happened to WotC after the Tech Boom here in Washington happened in the 2000's. Before the Tech Boom Washington wasn't as bad as far as Blue States are concerned. Then the Tech Boom happened and places like Seattle began to see an influx of people from places like San Francisco and Silicon Valley move in and infest and destroy everything about the state. From our politics to our culture it has become, what I fear, irreversibly damaged from the massive influx of Californians who moved into the state.
 
Either the bear sex isn't as bad as everyone here thinks it is or somebody paid off the raters.
Pretty sure all the sex scenes are going to be stereotypical cut aways from any actual penetration.
Most likely, which makes the decision to fully model genitals for both sexes very odd.
Cyberpunk did the same thing. It's just a marketing thing. 'You can give yourself a girlcock!' makes for a good polygon headline.
 
Cyberpunk did the same thing. It's just a marketing thing. 'You can give yourself a girlcock!' makes for a good polygon headline.
I really wish game devs would stop doing this and just leave such stuff to modders as this adds nothing to the game and is a waste of resources and time. I would much prefer that they use such resources on things that actually matter in the grand scheme of things.
 
I really wish game devs would stop doing this and just leave such stuff to modders as this adds nothing to the game and is a waste of resources and time. I would much prefer that they use such resources on things that actually matter in the grand scheme of things.
Funnily enough the point is ruined anyway in Cyberpunk's case because they patched out the ability to have your junk out in the photo mode, so you can't even take horny screenshots of your character.

It's purely for tranny roleplay I guess.
 
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This is basically what happened to WotC after the Tech Boom here in Washington happened in the 2000's. Before the Tech Boom Washington wasn't as bad as far as Blue States are concerned. Then the Tech Boom happened and places like Seattle began to see an influx of people from places like San Francisco and Silicon Valley move in and infest and destroy everything about the state. From our politics to our culture it has become, what I fear, irreversibly damaged from the massive influx of Californians who moved into the state.

So Seattle is the tail that wags the dog? Like so many other big cities. Sounds like leaving would be a great benefit to one's mental health.
 
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So Seattle is the tail that wags the dog? Like so many other big cities. Sounds like leaving would be a great benefit to one's mental health.
Look, lets just say our Feeder Lord is right when he says that if Seattle, Portland, LA, Chicago and New York were nuked off the face of the earth it will be a net positive for, not just the states, but also the world. I can't think of any cities in Europe that are as bad as these American cities I mention other than London and Paris. Euro Kiwis can feel free to correct and educated me on this if I'm wrong.
 
Look, lets just say our Feeder Lord is right when he says that if Seattle, Portland, LA, Chicago and New York were nuked off the face of the earth it will be a net positive for, not just the states, but also the world. I can't think of any cities in Europe that are as bad as these American cities I mention other than London and Paris. Euro Kiwis can feel free to correct and educated me on this if I'm wrong.
Not a Eurofag, but Berlin comes to mind.
 
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Compromise: a neutron bomb. The animals die, but the museums and libraries are safe.
I want genocide and I want it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!
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No it's rated M for

BLOOD AND GORE
NUDITY
SEXUAL CONTENT
STRONG LANGUAGE
VIOLENCE

Either the bear sex isn't as bad as everyone here thinks it is or somebody paid off the raters.
Isn't M the highest rating? The bear scene cuts away to the homophobic squirrel dropping a nut.
 
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Cyberpunk did the same thing. It's just a marketing thing. 'You can give yourself a girlcock!' makes for a good polygon headline.

Nope, it'll all be hanging out in game. The original Kotaku article explicitly says it's more explicit than Cyberpunk:

Baldur’s Gate 3 allows you to pick your character’s genitals, and unlike Cyberpunk 2077, they actually show up in the game itself, rather than just in the menu. You can choose between a penis or a vagina, as well as pubic hair options, though given the Dragonborn’s reptilian nature, theirs will look slightly different.

According to Dubrovina, the decision to add this option didn’t stem from the inclusion of sex scenes in romance subplots (such as the one with the druid bear), but rather because the team decided to make underwear a piece of equipment you would obtain throughout the game, customize, and wear. She explained that underwear is an extension of the character customization as a form of in-universe expression, as some of the underwear you’ll find is meant to represent the race that wears it (or did before you looted or stole it), such as the leather-based “spicy” Githyanki pair. Then after putting so much work into underwear, the studio naturally thought about what would be under these meshes.

“The question arose, ‘what happens when you take it off?’” she said. “At first we were like, ‘you know, maybe nothing’s gonna happen. Maybe we’re gonna have another underwear mesh under it. Who cares? But then I started thinking about it, talking about it, and we realized that for some players, it’s just another way to represent their identity.”

I'm not going to the trouble of downloading the embedded video, but here's a thumbnail screenshot also making it explicit.

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Also, add one more to the list of features they couldn't bother to implement while circlejerking about genital sliders: character imports.

The options are vast and the custom characters are cool, but if you’re anything like me, who makes a character that looks like him and then replays a game over and over making the same choices with the same character, you might be wondering if Baldur’s Gate 3 will have an option to import an old character into a new playthrough. Unfortunately, you’ll have to remake them for your future playthroughs, as Baldur’s Gate 3 won’t have any kind of import option at launch. This includes bringing an old character from the Early Access period into the full game.

Even if you're cutting them slack on the face sliders because animation/modeling is expensive, character import should be the easiest thing in the creator to implement. In fact, it should be a basic dev tool, because you want to test the exact same character models over multiple runs just to pass playtesting.

I guess coomers are more interested in diversity of wank material than they are having a reliable, repeatable experience.
 
but rather because the team decided to make underwear a piece of equipment you would obtain throughout the game, customize, and wear. She explained that underwear is an extension of the character customization as a form of in-universe expression, as some of the underwear you’ll find is meant to represent the race that wears it (or did before you looted or stole it), such as the leather-based “spicy” Githyanki pair. Then after putting so much work into underwear
How in the fuck do what skivvies your PC or NPC wear have anything to do with the roleplaying of anything unless you're some AGP freak? No human cares what underwear they're wearing nor does it change a fucking story being told. What the fuck.

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or stole it
The implications of this keep getting weirder and weirder because yes, the devs want you to roleplay wearing someone else's dirty drawers you stole like the devs did from their female relatives.
 
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How in the fuck do what skivvies your PC or NPC wear have anything to do with the roleplaying of anything
You can in theory store/hide small object in your underwear, though I don't know how that works in the various versions of D&D. I just tested it with a bit of duct tape and a micro SD card taped to the inside of the waistband where it's not visible, I think it would get past a search unless you actually took the underwear off the person or used a (possibly backscatter) X ray machine. It might even be able to get past millimeter wave. The type of underwear might matter is what I mean, and might be cause to get out different types and argue with the DM.
 
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