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[Retribution]

Jewish Witches Casting Spells on Baby Hitler

Takes a $57 bribe from Ali Jamal to unban him from chat.

CP Paul was quick to welcome Jamal back to chat.

OfInterist clipped most of the superchat about Feaser.

Most of the Catboyz and the Gaylogs think Feaser was the one who sent the superchat.

CP Paul was lobbying hard to get Feaser restored to the Catboi Cult. Presumably, he wants Teddy's help going after @Tard Whisperer.

While Feaser has a lot of support among the Catboyz, it might not be all that easy. Here are some caps of Fuentes taken from Beansoy's chat the night he was sniping Teddy.

Something must've happened between Feaser and Fuentes that we don't know about.

Spoiler

Logo in honor of my good friend @The Fountainhead. Too bad he ain't around to enjoy it.

 

[Retribution]

A few clips from Tue night. Baby Hitler was only 82 minutes late.

Superchatter says Andrew Tate supports Traditional Jewish Values and Fuentes is scum for promoting him.

Just like a troon.

How many men have mirrors on their desks? I don't even own a hand mirror.

Predators prefer Brandt's hair.

Flat Earther superchats $3. Fuentes says, "I'm not a science guy. I really don't understand science at all." He flunked a science course in college.

"I have the soul of a poet. Or a warrior. Or a merchant. A businessman. A political leader. A prince."

"I'm a passionate fighter and poet and lover. Not really so much a chemist or anything like that."

Spoiler

Tor sucks. It's taking me longer to upload this shit than it did to clip it.

 

[Retribution]

Five hours late. More preening.

"My neck hurts so bad today. I have no idea why."

Maybe stay away from the glory holes?

Kiwi Farms Air Force roundel designed by @Great Dane.

Ninjaed by MisterWukang. Crime is in his DNA.

And by whoever Weenogay stole this from. Makes excuses for sodomites.

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1176 - June 19, 2023
Monologue is about Tucker Carlson's response to Trump's indictment, and Juneteenth.

• 0:30:00 -- Nick got unbanned from DLive
• 0:41:25 -- Big announcement tomorrow. "We're sort of taking things in a little bit of a different direction, a new direction. You're actually going to get more this year than we've ever had in the history of America First." -Nick
• 0:42:45 -- Nick offers a happy Juneteenth to Sneako and Bryson Gray
• 0:50:10 -- A Jewish wizard or witch is casting spells on Nick to give him bad luck (car crash and getting sick). That's ok, he has a guardian angel.
• 1:26:05 -- Superchats
• 1:28:40 -- Nick says Vivek Ramaswamy is the second best presidential candidate after Trump, based on his positions and campaign.
• 1:32:35 -- Superchatter says "pirate Dan Crenshaw" looks dapper. Nick says he doesn't like the "pirate Dan Crenshaw" joke, because "a really cringe guy [he] used to be friends with" (Milo) ruined it for him. He goes on a long rant against lazy comedy. "I would want to commit suicide, and more than that, I would want to commit homicide against any moron that would watch that trash." -Nick
• 1:44:25 -- Superchatter asks if Nick would marry a woman who looked exactly like his sister or mother, because he wants his kids to look like him. Nick says he wants to marry a woman who looks like "his kin," but he's not happy about it. "I love Asians! You know that! Like if I had it, if the world was candy land, I would marry an Asian woman because they're awesome. (...) Same thing with blacks. I think black women are actually very attractive, but I don't want to have a kid that wants to be a rapper..." -Nick
• 1:50:00 -- Rant about John Doyle
• 2:01:00 -- Superchatter asks if it worries Nick that he's lost the drive to consistently do his show. Nick is offended.
• 2:03:00 -- Superchatter says Teddy Feaser has severe autism, urges Nick to forgive him. Nick says a great deal of Teddy's sins against Nick have been "washed away" because of Teddy's wars against Ultros and Gabe Hoffman.
• 2:09:20 -- Nick says his Jewish former assistant tried to sell his story to Charlie Kirk
• 2:15:25 -- Nick caught an intern giving information to a-logs a couple weeks ago
• 2:17:20 -- Superchatter enjoys Teddy Feaser's inflated ego, and his audacity to make burner accounts to ask Nick questions about himself. Nick declines to comment further.

America First 1177 - June 20, 2023
Monologue is about RFK Jr. vs vaccines, and Andrew Tate getting arrested for rape and human trafficking.

• 0:08:45 -- Nick announces "Fuentes Rally 2"
• 0:10:45 -- "We're really reaching new heights with the aesthetics. That's something that's so important to me. Often I say 'optics.' What I really mean by that is aesthetics." -Nick
• 0:12:00 -- "I know many people have been asking me this whole year about AFPAC 4. (...) I don't have an announcement for you tonight about AFPAC 4, but I am going to announce this, we will have AFPAC 4. And we have a date, we have a city, we're preparing for it, it's going to be at the end of this year, and we'll have tickets going on sale this summer. So I'm not going to, so look, I'm not going to make an announcement tonight, we have an announcement about the rally, but we do have a date. AFPAC 4 is coming before the end of this year. There will be an AFPAC 4 in 2023." -Nick
• 0:15:30 -- "And this is gonna be of course happening at the same time as Turning Point USA's SAS convention. So if you know anybody in Turning Point, if you're already going out there for their convention, stop on by to the Fuentes rally." -Nick
• 0:16:50 -- Nick alludes to how difficult it's become to trick real politicians into speaking at his conference. He concludes that ~the message~ is the real draw, and politicians are secondary. "For the longest time, we did these AFPAC conventions, and we've had many great guests at AFPAC, and we'll continue to have great guests. But for the longest time, I was in my head thinking, you know, we've got to anchor the event with like a big, like, with a politician. (...) But people are going to AFPAC because they want the real deal. They want it raw, they want America first, and they want Jesus Christ." -Nick
• 0:18:35 -- "You go to any other convention and you get (...) homosexuals on the stage" -Nick
• 0:19:35 -- Nick asks his audience what they think of his mustache
• 0:56:25 -- "I really like Andrew Tate and what he's done over the last couple of years. I think he's really funny. I think he's funny. When I see his content on TikTok, I laugh. He's likeable. I like him. I know in my audience it's a little mixed. I know not all you guys like him, but me personally. I like him. I think he's funny. I also think that a lot of the stuff that he says is true. I think he's actually more red-pilled in a lot of ways than others. (...) Tucker is supposed to be the number one conservative commentator in America, and he's not as based, he's not as conservative as Andrew Tate." -Nick
• 1:02:00 -- "So, [Tate's] really in a satanic business. Like, the devil loves this man. I guess we can't really like him that much." -Nick
• 1:05:05 -- Nick wants the women involved in the sex trafficking ring to get more jail time than the men. "For no real, I just think, I just want them to be in jail for longer. Because I, you know, because that's just how I feel about women." -Nick
• 1:14:30 -- Superchats
• 1:14:50 -- Nick's neck hurts
• 1:16:05 -- Nick says he's been eating one meal a day and he lost eight pounds in a week. He plans to hit the gym "really hard" once his bones heal from the car crash. "I'm going to get really jacked off, really jacked up"-Nick
• 1:21:15 -- Superchatter says Tate deserves far worse than jail, and Nick is scum for promoting him. "Me?! Hey fuck you dude. I just... did you even watch the show, bro? Said that before you even watched the show yet, dumb idiot. You're a scumbag for not watching the show yet, stupid idiot." -Nick
• 1:23:55 -- Superchatter says Nick's hair is looking great tonight. Nick mugs a bit for the camera, then pulls out a vanity mirror and stares into it. He says his face is a little puffy because he just woke up.
• 1:24:30 -- Superchatter asks if the rally is a suit and tie event. Nick says no, and suggests that people wear "nice shorts with a small inseam." Shorts that go past the knees are "cringe."
• 1:31:00 -- Superchatter "FartGroyper" sends $100 and says he's excited to meet Nick at the rally. "I'm excited to meet you too! (...) Yeah, I'll see you there, my friend. Don't be farting. Okay, no farts at the rally. You could fart afterward. And be cool, okay. Look good." -Nick
• 1:34:25 -- Superchatter says Zherka is redpilled on flat Earth. Nick says he's not a "science guy," he got C's in high school science classes and failed a college science class because he "didn't show up to class ever." "I have the soul of a poet or a warrior or a merchant, a businessman, a political leader, a prince. Science, not really, not really my area. Leave that to the, leave that to the Northern Europeans. I'm a Southern European. I'm a passionate fighter and poet and lover." -Nick

America First 1178 - June 21, 2023
Monologue is about Adam King from InfoWars vs Nick, and Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Lauren Boebert.

• 0:39:25 -- Nick prefers the "dignified, graceful, educated" Jill Biden over the "trailer bums" MTG and Lauren Boebert.
• 0:44:15 -- Nick acts out the confrontation between MTG and Boebert and it's very Real Housewives. "'Bitch, I didn't even read your resolution.' You can almost imagine it. 'Bitch, I didn't even read your resolution. Ain't nobody got time for that, you ho-ass bitch.' That's probably what it was like." -Nick
• 0:45:30 -- Boebert is "way hotter" than MTG. "Lauren Boebert has kind of like a sexy librarian thing going on." -Nick
• 1:13:30 -- Superchats
• 1:13:55 -- Nick talks about recent drama concerning Hunter Avallone, Teddy Feaser, and Lauren Southern
• 1:21:00 -- Ali Jamal says he really wants to attend the rally and asks Nick to read the email he sent him. Nick tells him to take it up with the "events team."
• 1:22:15 -- Superchatter asks if Nick would prefer an old, fatherly butler, or a young butler. Nick says old people are more reliable, but he prefers young people because they're "hotter." (Nick often fantasizes about entering a sexual relationship with a hypothetical personal servant, which is pretty funny when you remember who he tried to hire into that role...)
• 1:28:25 -- Nick says he was right about Yang Gang

America First 1179 - June 22, 2023
Monologue is about MTG vs Lauren Boebert (again), and how no other conservative commentator blames the Jews enough.

• 0:21:40 -- Nick says he will announce the "VIP list" for the rally shortly. He also says they're setting up a donor dinner.
• 1:14:55 -- Superchats
• 1:19:40 -- Nick misses Twitter. "I kind of thought I might get reinstated when Elon bought Twitter. I did think I was going to come back at some point, but I don't think it's ever going to [happen]." -Nick (Did he forget he got his account back for 24 hours in January? Has he blocked out the entire YE24 arc in his mind?)
• 1:28:25 -- Nick says his neck hurts. He gets distracted staring at his own jawline in his reflection.

America First 1180 - June 23, 2023
Monologue is about the Wagner Group mutiny.

• 0:20:25 -- Fuentes Rally 2 tickets are sold out. Nick says they've opened RSVPs for the donor dinner, but doesn't say how much they're charging for a seat.
• 1:26:20 -- Superchats
• 1:27:10 -- Superchatter asks if he can sell his own original AF merch at the rally. Nick is highly offended.
• 1:36:50 -- Nick says he's rebellious because his ancestors "were all criminals and outlaws" and it's in his DNA. "I've got that injun, maniac DNA that these other people simply don't have. They literally don't have the DNA. The government tells them, 'You're in a timeout. The Holocaust is real. 18 is the age of consent.' You know, and these pussies these over socialized pussies go 'Yes sir.'" -Nick
• 1:39:30 -- Nick says if he wasn't doing this, he'd be a drug dealer or serial killer or other criminal
• 1:47:30 -- Superchatter says Nick is looking cute, he likes Nick's jawline, and "keep this secret but it's ok, I like femboys too." Nick disavows but says he's right about the jawline.
• 2:01:00 -- Superchatter asks if Nick is still on good terms with Gosar, Rogers, and Vincent, because Nick hasn't mentioned them in months. "What a dumb question. Yes." -Nick
• 2:03:15 -- Superchatter asks how Nick, being so persecuted, will be able to sustain a family. Nick says he's doing this so that other people can have families, and getting married is not his highest priority. "You know, maybe I won't have kids. I would very much like to have kids. I really would like to, and I plan to, and how I do that is really my business, but it's also not my priority. My priority is to be a free and independent man. And if I can't have a wife and kids being a fucking free and independent man, then I'm not gonna have a wife and kids. But I'll be able to. And that's because I have rizz. And you are a fucking retard, and I hate you." -Nick
• 2:07:50 -- Nick continues his answer to the wife question. By the end of his answer, he basically says he won't get married because he can't work up the nerve to talk to girls he's laying down his life for the cause. "'Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but how are you gonna start a family? I just don't know.' Like, what, why is that even your business? Why are you thinking about my cum? Why are you thinking about me and my balls? Bro's like, 'How is Nick gonna get a wife to have sex with?' I don't know dude. Why are you even, why are you even thinking about that? With mad rizz, dude. I'll find some hot young girl that I'll brainwash into my cult. I'll find some 18-year-old zealot and she'll just be so in love with me because of my charisma that, you know, she's not even gonna care. I'm just gonna find some psycho, Catholic, religious zealot. No, I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I honestly don't know. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never went on a date. But I have confidence in my rizz that when I find the right woman, I'm going to easily marry her. I'll easily sail to marriage and it will be exactly as I want, because I don't worry. Because when I set my mind to things, I achieve them, no matter what. And when I don't, it's because it wasn't in the cards and God didn't intend it. And that's my unironic answer. Unironically, that is my answer. I've never had a girlfriend. And... you know, but I don't even see it as an obstacle because I'm rich, I'm handsome, I'm famous, like, you know, that's actually not going to be super difficult to find somebody. I'm super charis-, uh, charismatic. I'm super charisma. So I'm actually not—The thing that I'm worried about is just working myself up to it because I've never done it before. I think once I'm there, it'll happen very easily, but... my primary concern is if the Jews will kill them. My primary concern is if I get married and have a kid, the Jews will kill them. You know. And that's the thing. I mean some people just aren't thinking about this stuff seriously. They're like, 'What? You're not gonna have a wife and kids?' It's like yeah, you know, sometimes you actually have to lay down your life for something in a meaningful way. 'What? You're not gonna have a wife and kids in a big yard with the dog?' It's like bro, we're in a political revolution in the heart of Rome, and you're like, worried about your wife. What if everybody else was worried about their wife? We wouldn't have anything. We wouldn't have anything great." -Nick
• 2:13:40 -- Superchatter asks if Nick is worried about thinking he's found the right girl, but realizing later that she's not the right one. Nick says he "doesn't believe in that" and mocks guys who think they've found "the one." He says maybe he'll feel differently when he "gets horny" (starts feeling attracted to women). He rants about some viral TikTok of a woman making lunch for her kids, and how a bunch of right-wing guys projected a "wholesome" image onto her because they wanted to have sex with her (not him though, he's immune to feminine trickery).
• 2:20:35 -- Superchatter asks how Nick would go about "converting a faggot to Christianity." Nick takes issue with the word "faggot," says you should say "homosexuals" or "people who are homosexual" instead. He urges his audience to sympathize with "so-called trannies" and gay people. "I've said this a long time on the show. I don't think being extremely hostile to so-called trannies or gay people is necessarily the way. I don't think it's really impressive. I don't think it makes you appear more conservative. I think these are troubled people. I think in most cases, these people are victims. Now, they become adults and they become responsible for their actions. But I don't think you can, on the one hand, say that our kids are being sexualized and our kids are being groomed, but then they become adults and you say, 'Oh, ha ha, we're going to fucking kill you, we hate you.'"-Nick

Many of these moments are clipped above. Thanks @Retribution

 

[CraicRock28]

How they were able to find a gayer, more retarded Richard Spencer is really incredible to me. I know, not a novel take, but Nick’s faggotry never ceases to amaze me. Does this guy actually have a rock bottom or does it just keep descending indefinitely?

 

[Cringestorian X]

from this morning show

milo taught him well

 

[Fruit Merchant]

(Some) highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1181 - June 26, 2023
Monologue is about the aborted Wagner Group mutiny, and an audio recording of Trump talking about the classified documents.

• 0:19:35 -- Nick shills $50 plushies
• 0:22:00 -- Nick reveals how much it'll cost to eat dinner with him before the rally: $1,000. Do NOT go if $1,000 is your life savings; Nick needs new whale donors would feel bad about taking your money
• 0:25:35 -- Nick hasn't eaten since 8 AM yesterday, when he had a sandwich from Panera Bread (at this point it's about 2:30 AM). He warns the audience he'll be "furious" by the end of the show.
• 1:17:15 -- Superchats
• 1:18:25 -- Superchatter asks if Nick will do more talks/debates on Christianity. Nick says he's not a theologian, politics is more his thing, and he's still a "baby Christian." (bit concerning that the guy who wants the Pope to rule the world knows nothing about theology...)
• 1:18:55 -- Nick rants about how Muslims (including Sneako) point out apparent contradictions in the Bible to deboonk Christianity. He doesnt refute any specific deboonk (because he doesn't know how), instead arguing that explanations must exist because so many smart people have been Christians over the last 2,000 years.
• 1:42:25 -- Nick rants about all the betrayers and backstabbers. "All this evidence comes out and it turns out I've never doxed a single groyper. Instead, they dox every groyper." -Nick
• 1:49:35 -- Nick whines about his former assistant and Jaden. He claims he "never fully trusted" his former assistant, and made him cry once.
• 1:57:00 -- "You know, Jaden was the only person I actually liked out of that group. I never really cared for Patrick that much. Never really cared for my assistant. Never really cared for the oaf. (...) Y'know, even the politics team, that Jon Lizak guy came across as a total douchebag. I mean, there was really no love lost with a lot of these people. And I was always friendly. I was always polite, but I, you know, but Jaden was a genuine friend. So that was personal. The rest of them, whatever, but that was personal." -Nick
• 1:59:00 -- "We just have to thank RPG. We just have to thank the Red Pill Gang for redpilling us on all this stuff." -Nick
• 2:02:30 -- Superchatter says Grace Thorp is Catholic and 20 and Nick should hit her up before Ethan Ralph takes her for himself. "I don't know who that is, but, sounds like a whore." -Nick
• 2:03:20 -- Nick reminisces about Paul Town's deranged meth stream where he threatened to stab Jaden to death and rape his family members. "That is so funny dude. 'Trailer fucking trash.' That stream is GOATed. GOATed Paul Town stream." -Nick
• 2:05:00 -- Nick skips a superchat from "Renault" that says "i know we dont always get along but i have to be real bruv it's no offence but if you take RPG back in ive got to question your judgement."
• 2:06:50 -- Superchatter asks if Nick would give RPG a Cozy channel if RPG asked. "Maybe! I have to say, you know, I watched a stream today and what he said today was wonderful. I thought it was so good." -Nick
• 2:08:00 -- Nick rants about the community of "coattail riders" who make a hobby of laughing at him. "... then you've got these freaks from Kiwi Farms, who are trannies..." -Nick
• 2:21:10 -- Superchatter asks if Nick has seen KOP's documentary. Nick says no, he doesn't pay attention to that stuff, though he's been following the RPG drama. "I just stopped paying attention to all that after the Ye thing. It's sort of like, you meet the president and he loves you, you meet your hero and he loves you, and then you're just, you know, I don't really care what other people think. (...) Like, my two biggest heroes. Three if you include Andrew Anglin, but I haven't met him." -Nick
• 2:22:05 -- Superchatter says it sucks Sneako and the "theologian con man" declared jihad on Christianity. Nick says Sneako doesn't know anything about Islam and calls him a "chucklehead." Nick says he'll go to "religious boot camp" to become "the number one weapon for Catholicism" and fight Muslims and Jews.
• 2:24:00 -- Superchatter says "so happy for mr. feaser." "Don't call him that. Come on now. He doesn't like that." -Nick

America First 1182 - June 27, 2023
Monologue is about Alto Buttazzoni, and the Breitbart hit piece on Pedro Gonzalez.

• 0:30:00 -- "Unsinkable, the unsinkable ship. The unsinkable ship is me and Kathy Zhu. That's the unsinkable ship. Nick Fuentes and Kathy Zhu will never sink." -Nick
• 0:33:45 -- Nick shills for the donor dinner again. "Ask me questions. Talk to me. See what I'm like in real life. Get a hat signed. Say that you were able to shake hands with the next Hitler. And get a picture, and everything. Check it out, it's $1,000. It's $1,000. Is that too much? Is that too steep?" -Nick
• 0:41:45 -- Nick tries to do a "dudebro" impression
• 1:34:05 -- "I'm still going down for the white man. Not going down on—I'm still... why does... pause. Why is it always unfortunate like that?" -Nick
• 1:37:20 -- Superchats
• 1:37:45 -- Nick shills $50 plushies again
• 1:42:25 -- Superchatter asks if Nick likes Doug Hutchinson, an actor who married a 16-year-old when he was 50. Nick says 16/50 might be too big of an age gap. He walks back his statements on 16/30 slightly. "I don't really mean like 30 and 16. I mean more probably like, I think a 10 year age gap is probably fine. I think like maybe 25 and 17 or something like that. I think the younger you go, probably the younger the groom has to be. Maybe like 20 and 16, or like 17 and 25, 18 and 30. I feel like there's gradations there. It's graduated as opposed to just a blanket like, oh, she's 16, you know, marry a 70-year-old. I think that's probably too far." -Nick
• 1:46:30 -- Nick asks if he should shave his mustache for the Fresh and Fit appearance. Audience says keep it.
• 1:51:25 -- Superchatter asks for advice on battling lust and the pornography industry. "'Nick, can you tell me how to stop jerking off? I keep jerking off, but how do I stop?' Stop jerking off. 'Advice on battling lusts'? I wouldn't know. I'm asexual. So it's not much of a battle. But, um... at the end of the day, it's just about willpower." -Nick
• 1:52:45 -- "You have to reframe it in your brain. I feel like that always helps me, like, reframing things in my mind. Like if I reframe, for example, when I fast for a really long time, I get really hungry and I get really pissed off. But I have to stop myself and reframe it in my brain and think like, 'I'm gonna look really skinny. I'm doing this to look skinny.' And then it's not so hard anymore." -Nick not beating the anorexia allegations
• 1:53:10 -- "You have to reframe and think like, you know, 'Do I really need this? Do I really want to do this?' You know. 'Is this worth it? Is it really gonna feel amazing?' I guess that's how you kind of have to think about it. 'Do I want to go to hell forever?' Stuff like that, I guess." -Nick not beating the closeted homosexual allegations
• 1:56:25 -- Nick cuddles his moonman plushie
• 1:58:40 -- Superchatter says Islam turned Sneako into a retard. Nick defends Sneako, says he's a smart guy, he's just wrong about Islam.
• 2:00:50 -- Superchatter appeals to Nick's Peter Pan syndrome and says Nick should shave to look younger. "Hmm, I might shave to look younger. I do want to look young. But I also want to look hot. But I feel like I'm really skinny, so the mustache doesn't look good yet. You can't really have a mustache if you're, like, if you're skinny like I am. You know? it's not a good look. If I have a baby face, it doesn't look as bad. Cause it's like, 'Oh, he's just a young, skinny guy.' But if I have a mustache, it just looks kind of freakish. You know what I mean? A mustache doesn't really look good unless you have a thick build. If you're—because I'm pretty slight, a mustache on me, unless I'm wearing something big, just looks bizarre." -Nick

America First 1183 - June 28, 2023
Monologue is about how the Jews control the media, and U.S./Iran/Israel relations.

• 1:08:45 -- Superchats
• 1:09:10 -- Superchatter asks if Nick has seen the new BBC documentary The Trouble with KanYe. Nick says the presenter Mobeen Azhar tried to get him to do an interview for the documentary, and he "probably would have done it," but Azhar was "such an ass." Azhar confronted him while he was touring potential YE24 office space with his assistant and Daniel Schmidt. Nick refused to talk to him and left. "Normally, I probably would have been like, a little more colorful, but this was after the In-n-Out thing..." -Nick
• 1:12:45 -- Nick rants about John Doyle
• 1:26:35 -- Nick praises Feaser in the middle of a talk about forgiveness. "That's like, even we learned a valuable lesson with this RPG. You know, that was a powerful demonstration of forgiveness. I thought that was such a powerful thing because I don't want to overplay my hand here, but this is how I genuinely feel." -Nick
• 1:31:10 -- Superchatter says Nick better be "strapped and ready to throw hands" on Fresh and Fit. "Hey, if I get a chance to beat up a woman on livestream, it's not gonna be good optics, but... it's gonna be funny." -Nick
• 1:36:20 -- Superchatter says his friend Ali Jamal was wrongfully banned from all AF events because someone impersonated him on Cozy and made threats. He asks Nick to unban Ali Jamal. Nick tells him to take it up with assistant groyper.
• 1:41:30 -- Nick says he feels very low-key and mellow now, compared to how he was at 18.
• 1:44:15 -- "Don't get me wrong, I still have a very bad temper. I still have a very short fuse and a very bad temper, and it doesn't take much to set me off, but I just don't have that underlying rage. (...) Maybe moving out was a big part of it. Like, living on my parents was hard, I'm not gonna lie. Just because I... I'm kind of autistic, in case you haven't been able to tell. Like I'm very particular. A lot of things bother me, and when I can control my own environment, I feel much better. I feel like, much more... I don't have anxiety, like I—because I'm a very anxious person. Um... So maybe it's that?" -Nick

Hope my fellow americlaps are enjoying the holiday weekend . I'll come back and finish Thurs+Fri shows after the fourth.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

1:57:00 -- "You know, Jaden was the only person I actually liked out of that group. I never really cared for Patrick that much. Never really cared for my assistant. Never really cared for the oaf. (...) Y'know, even the politics team, that Jon Lizak guy came across as a total douchebag. I mean, there was really no love lost with a lot of these people. And I was always friendly. I was always polite, but I, you know, but Jaden was a genuine friend. So that was personal. The rest of them, whatever, but that was personal." -Nick

Sometimes I think maybe I was wrong and Nick just played up his love for Jaden because he wanted people to feel bad for him when Jaden left rather than scrutinize the other claims Jaden made on KC. But then he says stuff like this again and truly sounds like a scorned lover

"... then you've got these freaks from Kiwi Farms, who are trannies..." -Nick

We hate trannies way more than AF. How dare he.

It's sort of like, you meet the president and he loves you, you meet your hero and he loves you, and then you're just, you know, I don't really care what other people think. (...) Like, my two biggest heroes. Three if you include Andrew Anglin, but I haven't met him." -Nick

I have been wondering is he just repeating the pedophilia stuff to ape Anglin and distract from his homosexuality? Is that any better than actually wanting to pursue preteens?

"Unsinkable, the unsinkable ship. The unsinkable ship is me and Kathy Zhu. That's the unsinkable ship. Nick Fuentes and Kathy Zhu will never sink." -Nick

He's thinking about yellow potion again...

I think the younger you go, probably the younger the groom has to be. Maybe like 20 and 16, or like 17 and 25, 18 and 30. I feel like there's gradations there. It's graduated as opposed to just a blanket like, oh, she's 16, you know, marry a 70-year-old. I think that's probably too far." -Nick

What is he some sort of feminist?

"You have to reframe it in your brain. I feel like that always helps me, like, reframing things in my mind. Like if I reframe, for example, when I fast for a really long time, I get really hungry and I get really pissed off. But I have to stop myself and reframe it in my brain and think like, 'I'm gonna look really skinny. I'm doing this to look skinny.' And then it's not so hard anymore." -Nick not beating the anorexia allegations

We think Nick's not on twitter anymore but really we just haven't identified his edtwt account.

 

[Retribution]

Meant to clip this last week, but never got around to it. Baby Hitler plays with his $50 stuffed animal.

Spoiler

Don't troons play with stuffed animals on camera? At least he didn't try to drink its urine.

 

[gaystoner]

Do you think young people vibe with this or do people in their 30s/40s watch this?

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week, continued. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1184 - June 29, 2023
Monologue is about Pedro Gonzalez's apology, and the Supreme Court decision banning affirmative action.

• 0:19:30 -- Nick shills the VIP dinner
• 0:20:20 -- Nick may be banned on Twitter, but he's still reading a-log tweets and seething. "You know, it's not cheap doing these events. I saw there was some punk-ass kid on Twitter who's been a-logging me. Some kid, I don't even know his name, and he's like 'Oh, Nick Fuentes is a grifter because he's charging a thousand dollars for the dinner!' You know these things cost a lot of money. We may not even make any money on it, but we have to pay for it somehow, punk-ass kid. Anyway..." -Nick
• 0:20:55 -- Nick is becoming an old man (almost 25) and all he wants is to help younger guys build their careers in politics (lmfao)
• 0:22:30 -- Nick describes a new teen fashion trend he saw on TikTok: Crocs with long socks and short shorts. He thought the trend was stupid and the teens looked like faggots, but he realized that millennials said the same thing about his generation when he was a teenager, and he had a minor crisis. He implores the audience: "Stay young. Stay young. You gotta hang on. Enjoy it while you can." -Nick
• 0:23:50 -- Trying not to look desperate, Nick says they already have "a lot" of RSVPs for the donor dinner, and they're running out of spots. They have not replied to any RSVPs yet.
• 0:51:20 -- Nick attacks Dave Reaboi and Ryan Girdusky. "The whole thing's disgusting. Dave Reaboi, another Jew Zionist, and Ryan Girdusky, who's going to drag bars in New York, they're saying 'We can't wait for Pedro's apology. Who he is is not who he was!' or whatever. And if that were me, like I would just straight up kill myself. Not literally, but... (...) You know, Ryan Girdusky's tweeting during the COVID epidemic, 'Oh, boohoo, my favorite drag bar got shut down. I grew up in there! Freaks and midgets and trannies and unicorns and rainbow flags, that was my bread and butter!' You know, Ryan Gay-dusky's going out there, 'Pedro's gonna address this and have an apology. Who he is is not who he was.' I'm gonna go out there and say, 'I'm so sorry!' And Ryan Gay-dusky is going to go out and say, 'Slay! We stan, we love... a philosemitic king. We love an unproblematic multiracial working class populist.'" -Nick
• 0:53:55 -- Nick resents the people in right-wing politics who became successful while secretly sharing his views. "And nobody really even, nobody's really doing a whole lot to help me from that area, you know? I mean, I don't want to name any names, but there's a lot of people that—I'm like the sneaky link. I'm like the dirty slut sneaky link, where they're texting me at night on the encrypted apps. I'm not naming any names. I'm not talking about anybody specific. It's been going on for years. You know, but they like to text me about, 'Ooh, I hate Jews too!'" -Nick
• 1:28:05 -- Superchats
• 1:28:30 -- Nick is tired and hungry and needs sugar. "I need lots of ice cream, orange juice, Coca-Cola, candy to keep myself going. If I don't—That's like my fuel. That's my brain fuel." -Nick
• 1:31:00 -- Superchatter says "They may call you antisemitic, racist, gay, a spic, a catboy, a white supremacist, a misogynist, but you know what they don't call you? Ugly. Stand handsome, Nick." "True! Absolutely correct." -Nick (for the record, we do call him ugly)
• 1:32:00 -- Superchatter says Nick is the last line of defense against simping and female worship. Nick says that's true, all these guys (Destiny, Adam22, the Redpill community, even Catholics) simp for women, and Nick is "the one guy who's immovable on this."
• 1:35:35 -- Nick is "soooooo tired." He puts his head down on the desk for a moment, then slaps himself in the face a few times.
• 1:38:45 -- Nick rants about Sam Shamoun, a Christian apologist to Islam and frequent Youtube debater, because Shamoun refused to talk to him. Nick says Shamoun is irrelevant and a crypto-Jew.
• 1:49:20 -- Nick rants about being banned from Supremacy 1914, a multiplayer real-time strategy game. He says his team (him, Keith Woods, other groypers) was in a "blood feud" with another team, and they doxed the team's IP addresses and reported them to try and get them banned. Apparently, Nick got banned in the middle of a month-long campaign for using a VPN(?). He attacks his teammates for various mistakes and poor decisions in their campaign. "It is so difficult for me to play a team game because I hate losing anything. I hate losing more than anything. That's the only thing that makes me work. Because I don't really care about a whole lot. But I hate losing. I hate losing more than I like winning. To me winning is just sort of like, 'Eh, this is nice,' but I just cannot stand losing. And so, when I'm in a team game with people, (...) I just have no chill. I can't handle it. I can't deal. Everybody else is like, 'Oh, we're having fun! Oh no, I died!' Me, I'm like, you know, 'You made us lose, you... you idiot. You made us lose.' So I hate team games for that reason." -Nick (This is 100% true. I've watched many hours of Nick playing Phasmophobia and Valorant, and Nick will always blame his teammates for any loss. I've never seen Nick take responsibility for a loss, even when it's clearly his own fault.)
• 1:56:45 -- Nick says there should be a new superchat system "at some point in the coming months," but it's a "frustrating situation."
• 1:59:30 -- Nick says Sneako keeps pushing him to debate Christianity vs Islam. Nick says he will do the debate, but he needs "a few months" to prepare.
• 2:08:30 -- Nick skips a superchat about RPG

America First 1185 - June 30, 2023
Monologue is about the riots in France, and the Supreme Court decision allowing some businesses to discriminate against LGBT people.

• 0:19:55 -- Nick shills the VIP dinner again
• 1:02:20 -- Nick pulls out a vanity mirror and tries to fix his hairstyle
• 1:14:55 -- On the Supreme Court decision: "I will say though, the bigger picture to me is that we want to live in a society where it doesn't even get to that point. We want to live in a society where, you know, nobody even thinks twice about this, because it's unthinkable that homosexuality would be tolerated. Because that's actually how it was. (...) It is the oldest law that homosexuality is unnatural. And so, when are we going to have a law that is based on an understanding like this? That divorce, bestiality, homosexuality, like these things are just wrong?" -Nick
• 1:18:00 -- Superchats
• 1:18:15 -- Nick says he got very sick last night. He tried to go to McDonald's but they were closed, so he went to White Castle instead and ended up with diarrhea and a migraine headache (he specifies he did not throw up). He says he hasn't eaten in almost 24 hours.
• 1:21:20 -- "Honestly though, everything tastes better when you're hungry. That is such a redpill. It is such a redpill to not eat. Not eating is like the biggest redpill, because we probably eat way too much. You know? I think that's the redpill is that you should not eat a lot. Because when you don't eat, you feel better and food tastes better and you stay skinny. We eat too much. Inflation's actually not a bad thing because it's making people eat less." -Nick
• 1:26:35 -- Superchatter says congrats to Big Tech for his amazing Kino Casino appearance (he made a song about RPG). Nick says he's not surprised, and Big Tech has been antagonizing him ever since he banned drama, by coming out as an atheist(?) and hosting Adam Green and Ryan Dawson.
• 1:30:15 -- Superchatter says that Nick's "Asian female fetish" is disgusting. "Well, I wouldn't under... I wouldn't expect you guys to understand. I wouldn't expect you to get it. You are normie trash. I'm an eccentric genius, you are normie trash. I actually like that you're disgusted by it, because... it would be insulting to me if you understood me. It would mean that I would be lowered if you fully understood me, if you fully got it. If I was relatable to you, it would mean I was like you. And if I was like you, I would commit suicide, so I actually appreciate the compliment. Thank you. I'm disgusted by your vanilla, lame, small-minded, narrow life. I get to be—You are not born a genius, you will never get to experience it, for better or for worse. I don't envy you. So, you can have your disgust, and you can have your uh, goyslop. They fill up the trough of fat white girls. Hey, have at it, piggy. 'No Asians! Only chubby women! Only chubby white girls with tattoos who have been blacked for me! Ew, Asians. Cute Asians that are meek and actually nice and traditional and they're hot? Ew, gross! I want a gross, disgusting, chubby white girl with tattoos who's had a black girl—had a black boyfriend!' Bon appétit! More for you! More for you, my friend! And more Asians for me." -Nick
• 1:32:15 -- Nick chides the audience for expecting him to be normal in any way. "A lot of you people really do, in your heart of hearts, expect me to be like an average person. You know what I'm saying? Like, even though I clearly would have to be an eccentric, would have to be... something's like, mentally wrong with me to be what I am?" -Nick
• 1:39:30 -- Nick reminisces for several minutes about being a kid and being excited for Christmas and Star Wars. "Ha, to be young again. I wish I could be young again! I think about it now a lot, because I've really crossed that barrier. I really am just an adult now, so I think about it more these days. You can't think too much like that, but, you know... but I do think about it." -Nick
• 1:52:10 -- CP Paul asks when the next Yeezy drop is. "I think the Yeezys were kinda done, don't you think, after everything that happened last year?" -Nick
• 1:57:35 -- Superchatter suggests another Christian apologist for Nick to contact. Nick says he's done talking to "these people" (Christian apologists) after the Sam Shamoun situation, and he'll just teach himself.

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1186 - July 3, 2023
Monologue is about Nick vs the Tate brothers on the JQ, and the Supreme Court decision banning affirmative action (again).

• 0:07:35 -- Show starts
• 0:08:10 -- On the Tate brothers: "I like them. I think they're funny. I also think they should be in jail forever for the pornography business." -Nick
• 0:11:20 -- "And here's the problem with the Tate brothers, is that these guys aren't even really, uh, right wing. And they're not even really pro-white. I don't even think they see themselves as white." -Nick
• 0:13:50 -- Nick is desperate to leech some of the Tates' e-fame. "And here's the thing. I like Tristan Tate. I look forward to having a conversation with him. We're gonna work out the details." -Nick
• 1:32:40 -- Nick is sick of men bragging about getting women. He says he has no problem getting laid because he's rich and famous (which is confusing, because he still claims to be a virgin). "If it's a matter of getting your penis wet, if it's a matter of having sex, nobody really is having a problem in that department over here, okay." -Nick
• 1:34:40 -- Dating beautiful women is gay! Take that, Tristian Tate! "Because that's just like such a pathetic response to go from 'I'm the redpill! I'm fighting the matrix! I'm a freedom fighter!' to 'Who cares about that? I have these beautiful girlfriends.' You sound gay. You know who else rolls around with girls and talks to them? Gay men." -Nick
• 1:41:35 -- Hope he sees this, bro. "I'd like to have a discussion with Tristan Tate. You know, I like him and I like his brother. Rather, I think they're funny. I think they're deeply immoral. I think they should go to jail for their pornography business. But I think they're funny. And I think they have good content." -Nick
• 1:44:00 -- Superchats
• 1:49:50 -- Superchatter quotes Kate Moss, "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." "That's true. Facts." -Nick
• 1:56:10 -- Superchatter "Gabriel Rogers" asks when Nick is going to "finally get off Tate's nuts," says Nick only dislikes the Tates now because Tristian Tate insulted him. Nick calls Gabriel a retard and tells the audience to dox him and kill his family ("Kidding!" -Nick) and go attack him on Twitter. "Guy is obsessed with hating the Tate brothers. You're just like a seething lib fag. You don't even hate them for being pornographers or Jew-shills. You just hate them because you're a seething, probably you're a woman or something." -Nick
• 2:00:45 -- Nick pulls up Gabriel Rogers' Twitter profile and tells the audience to "get his ass." He tells the audience to attack Gabriel's Youtube channel as well. He plays a few seconds of one of Gabriel's videos. "Good singer, other than that he sounds gay and has a gay haircut." -Nick
• 2:03:20 -- Superchatter hopes that the Tates are locked up for life and they repent and convert to Christianity before they die. "I won't go that far." -Nick (He literally started the show saying they should be in jail forever)
• 2:03:35 -- Superchatter says ">veyta dies in a ditch somewhere. tfw you gotta play phas with uncle joe." (context: Nick used to stream Phasmophobia with Veyta a lot, but they stopped playing together a few months ago. Nick streamed the game with Joe the Boomer last weekend.) "Yeah, Veyta abandoned us. Who knows why." -Nick
• 2:04:35 -- Joe the Boomer makes a Phasmophobia joke: "don't mind that, it's just a glow stick in my pocket." "Vile. You're vile, Joe. You're vile, Joe the Boomer." -Nick
• 2:04:50 -- Nick defends his infamous "having sex with women is gay" comment. "That was 100% true. You know, Martin Shkreli was kind of giving me the blues about it. He was like, 'It's so funny, you know, because you were joking.' And I was like, 'Uh-huh.' (laugh) It's like, 'Yeah, I was.' No, but it is. Having sex with women is like the gayest thing you can do. It's up there. It's up there. Maybe second to gay sex. Probably gay sex is the gayest thing you can do, and then right below that is having sex with women. But no, but no joke, that is unironically the order. If I were to rank from gayest to least gay it would be gay sex, straight sex, no sex. No sex is the straightest thing you could do. No, it probably goes something like gay sex, jerking off, sex with women, and then no sex at all. That's how I would rank it." -Nick
• 2:09:25 -- Nick rants about "wigger culture" (liking Kanye doesn't count, he's a genius and an artist)
• 2:11:50 -- Nick rants about Vince Dao
• 2:15:05 -- Superchatter asks if Nick is into Filipino women. Nick is offended and asks why the superchatter cares. He says the superchatter is subjecting him to a "racism check" to make sure he only likes "white Asians." "Answer's yes, by the way. Answer's yes. Not that I would ever marry one. Jeez. You're a freak." -Nick

America First 1187 - July 4, 2023
Monologue is about Nick vs Ryan Dawson, Nick vs the Tate brothers on the JQ (again), and Independence Day.

• 0:06:35 -- Show starts
• 0:14:00 -- Nick says the beef between him and Ryan Dawson has always been one-sided, Nick has always been nice to Ryan, and Ryan has a superiority complex: "He can be the only one that knows about the Jews. No one else can know about the Jews." -Nick (guy who yells "I'M THE ONLY ONE" on a weekly basis)
• 0:16:10 -- Nick describes his Independence Day. "But yeah, I just had a cheeseburger, I had a couple of cheeseburgers today, I had a Big Mac, then I had a burger for dinner. And that was really about it. But hey, great holiday, you know, gotta love America." -Nick
• 0:37:25 -- Nick is mad that Ryan responded to Tristian Tate and threw Nick under the bus. "This guy is like the number one most repulsive clout chaser ever ever. Just the endless self promotion. Shameless." -Nick
• 0:42:20 -- Nick says Sneako called Ryan's videos "super fucking boring" in a groyper group chat. Nick dragging his friend into his retarded feud by exposing his friend's private comments... classy.
• 1:21:35 -- Nick says Charlie Kirk is more based than Ryan Dawson
• 1:25:20 -- Superchats
• 1:26:40 -- Nick calls Ryan poor. He says Ryan knows "Hitler was based," but he tries to appeal to the mainstream to make money.
• 1:28:25 -- "I have always believed this about Ryan Dawson, but I was always just nice to him for the sake of keeping the peace. Even though he's a total weasel. Everyone knows that about him." -Nick

America First 1188 - July 6, 2023
Monologue is about Meta's new Twitter competitor app "Threads," and Marjorie Taylor Greene getting kicked out of the House Freedom Caucus.

• 0:08:30 -- Show starts
• 0:12:40 -- Nick talks about his call with Leafy. He says Leafy is a "really good guy" and he considers him a friend.
• 0:15:00 -- Nick says he got a text from Sneako asking "was that really necessary?" and a text from Pearl Davis asking him to stop attacking Ryan Dawson
• 0:21:10 -- Nick tells Sneako and Elijah Schaffer to suck it up and stop complaining about the faceless groypers in their comments demanding they talk about the JQ
• 0:25:05 -- Nick says John Doyle was epically "groyped" last week on Instagram live
• 0:31:30 -- "They try to manipulate me, and they try to attack the source of my power, which is my... which is this cult like following. That's why they call it a cult. They hate how unpersuadable we are. They hate how immovable we are. That's why they call it a cult." -Nick
• 0:35:15 -- Nick says ever since the Groyper War, Jews (particularly Nadav Eisenman (sp?) and Milo) have tried to get him to abandon the groypers. "I'm like, what? Who do you think created the groypers, dude?" -Nick
• 1:34:15 -- Superchats
• 1:35:15 -- Superchatter says Nick mispronounced Revelation as "revelations" (Nick denies this) and says the "redpill/great awakening" might be the "beast system" from Revelation. Nick says the beast "already happened in the first century."
• 1:37:00 -- "I would bet you a million dollars that 99% of the World War II veterans that fought for America would have fought for Hitler and the Nazis if they saw what America was today." -Nick
• 1:39:10 -- Nick gives a big shoutout to his new bff Zherka (actual cokehead and man-whore)
• 1:45:40 -- Superchatter thanks Nick and says God only knows where they'd be without him. "Or where I'd be without you! I'd be in a ditch somewhere." -Nick
• 1:50:05 -- Superchatter asks if the Jew who told Nick to abandon the groypers was the same guy who offered his daughter to Nick. Nick says yes, but the woman wasn't his daughter, she was some 18 year old UChicago student who worked for Raheem Kassam at the National Pulse. He launches into a long story about how she was interested in him, but he rejected her because she was 3% Jewish, then months later Nadav gave him her phone number. "And she texts me. Now, I have no game. Okay, I have no rizz, because... like, I fucking hate women. Like, I just do. It's not a joke. I'm not being flirty when I say that. I just hate them." -Nick
• 1:52:25 -- Nick pulls out his phone to find the texts between him and this girl. Apparently, she said she was starting at UChicago in the fall and she would love to meet up with him. Nick said yes, but she never texted him back. (Though he says she also texted him multiple times after this?? He "can't find" those texts for some reason.) He didn't respond to her texts after that, and she confronted him about it the next time they ran into each other. "I bumped into her again in D.C. and she's like, 'Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?' I'm like, 'Yeah, I don't know if you remember, but you ignored me.' I'm like, 'You left me on read.' And she's like, 'No, I didn't.' And I'm like, 'Really?' [mimes typing on phone] I'm like, 'Here. What is this then?' She's like, 'Oh, seriously?' I'm like, 'Yeah, seriously. Yeah, get out of my face.'" -Nick (Jaden's ultimate falling out with Nick went similarly. Apparently, leaving Nick on read is the most insulting thing you can do.)
• 1:55:25 -- "That's why it's a good thing that I'm a rizzless unfuckable incel, because if I was out there like the rest of these faggots, and I only became a conservative influencer to get pussy, like, I could never do what I do. (...) Like, and that's just so boring to me. I didn't get into this so I could get a fucking girlfriend. I got into this to like, die for Jesus. I got into this so I could tell the truth and be hardcore and stuff." -Nick
• 1:56:30 -- Nick reasserts his heterosexuality by saying he "probably" would have enjoyed sex with this girl. "Now, she was hot, and she probably would have given me a blowjob, but I'm just not that guy, okay? Now, is she hot? Did I like, on some level, want to have sex with her? Like, when I think about it, the answer's like, yes, but also no. I'm trying to help you understand me. On some level, would I have probably liked that? Yeah, probably. But at the same time it's like, that's something I would never do." -Nick
• 1:57:20 -- "I'm asexual. You know, to me, sex is very like, theoretical." -Nick
• 1:58:00 -- Nick attacks John Doyle and Jaden McNeil for being too into heterosexual sex. He tells the CPAC 2021 story again (TL;DR at a CPAC 2021 party, a girl was flirting with Nick, and Jaden offered to take a different car so that Nick and this girl could be in Nick's car alone. Nick was highly offended by the suggestion that he was interested in this girl. Nick ended up driving LanceVideos too so that he and the girl wouldn't be alone together. Meanwhile, Jaden made out with Ella Maulding and allegedly asked her for a bj.)
• 2:02:30 -- Nick is paranoid about being honeypotted. "You know, that is something that they would try to do to a guy like me. I'm a young guy, I'm handsome, and they profile you. I'm sure they profile people like me and they say, 'Oh, he's a young guy. He's got some money. You know, he's looking to cash in on that with the ladies.'" -Nick (I don't think the profile says "ladies," exactly...)
• 2:05:20 -- "Anyway... (long pause) And that—You know. When you're asexual, you can just tu—You know, I just... turn that off. Some guys are literally just can't see through it, and I'm like... I'm like, a rizzless autistic incel. (...) I'm like, derp. (laugh) I'm like, women? Derp." -Nick
• 2:08:55 -- Nick calls Vince Dao short and ugly
• 2:16:10 -- Superchatter says Kiwi Farms is planning to hold an anti-Fuentes rally the same day as Fuentes Rally 2 (referring to a joke poster by kinochet.). "Yeah, well, if you can, you know, dox the those people or maybe like, I don't know. Well, I can't, I don't wanna attack them. Well, let's just ignore them. Okay, let's just ignore them. But, uh... if something like that happened, that would be terrible. If someone disrupted that in some way, man, that'd be crazy." -Nick
• 2:16:45 -- Superchatter asks what Nick means by the beast of Revelation coming in the first century. Nick says the beast in Revelation is Nero, and says the Catholic view on Revelation is that the events of Revelation already happened. "It's, what do they call it? It's a millenarian view of Revelation." -Nick (This is wrong. "Millenarianism" is the belief in a coming transformation of society. Nick is thinking of "preterism," the belief that the events of Revelation occurred in the first century A.D.)

Sorry, no highlights from the Fresh and Fit interview and panel. I might skim through it later, but it's really long, and from what I've seen, mostly boring.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

2:04:50 -- Nick defends his infamous "having sex with women is gay" comment. "That was 100% true. You know, Martin Shkreli was kind of giving me the blues about it. He was like, 'It's so funny, you know, because you were joking.' And I was like, 'Uh-huh.' (laugh) It's like, 'Yeah, I was.' No, but it is. Having sex with women is like the gayest thing you can do. It's up there. It's up there. Maybe second to gay sex. Probably gay sex is the gayest thing you can do, and then right below that is having sex with women. But no, but no joke, that is unironically the order. If I were to rank from gayest to least gay it would be gay sex, straight sex, no sex. No sex is the straightest thing you could do. No, it probably goes something like gay sex, jerking off, sex with women, and then no sex at all. That's how I would rank it." -Nick

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1189 - July 19, 2023
Monologue is about Nick's appearances on Fresh and Fit (mostly about his debate with Destiny), and Rumble taking down the Fuentes Rally 2 re-stream.

• 0:07:45 -- Show starts
• 0:32:05 -- Before the Fresh and Fit debate, Nick, Sneako, and Destiny were discussing guns, and Nick mentioned the kind of gun he carried. Destiny said it was a "gay gun" and told Nick that all the guys he hooked up with on Grindr carried that gun.
• 0:33:00 -- Leafy calls Nick. Nick doesn't pick up but says he'll call him back later.
• 0:49:55 -- Nick gives his sermon about how there's more to life than temporary pleasure, and how the moral choices people make in life matter. He says that without God, there's no point to living past 30 or 40 because you experience more suffering as you age. (The lead-in to this sermon on F&F was apparently Nick arguing that women should not be allowed to work or get an education.)
• 0:54:20 -- "I said, so we can pretend that we're never going to die and ignore all of that and amuse ourselves to death and distract ourselves, or we can live for God, and for the good things in the world which are a reflection of God. Which is love. Which is the love that a husband shares with his wife, or that parents share for their children... the love for our neighbor, which is what Christianity is all about." -Nick
• 0:55:05 -- Nick talks about the existential crisis he experienced in college, and how he found God. Chat does not give a single fuck about this sermon and is spamming "CALL LEAFY"
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• 1:08:25 -- Nick says they're working on a remaster of the Fuentes Rally 2 video that will be "visually far more appealing," to be released next week.
• 1:21:55 -- Nick walks back his "we will make them die" statement from his rally speech. "I didn't write the speech. I said that because I wanted a big finish at the end and obviously—and you know I disavow violence completely. I do not support violence in any way. No joke, no irony, full stop. It's against our religion. It's against everything we stand for. We do not support violence in any form. Certainly not political violence. And I want to say that at the outset, it wasn't my intention to say it in that way. You know, I think it came across wrong." -Nick
• 1:29:05 -- Superchats. Nick says he may switch back to Entropy for superchats soon
• 1:30:45 -- Brittany from Politically Provoked sends $500
• 1:35:05 -- Nick calls himself a "baby Christian" again
• 1:36:30 -- "I say the prayers that we all say, you know, the 'Hail Mary' and the 'Our Father' and all that." -Nick
• 1:39:40 -- Nick is glad he got a heckler at the rally because he got to tell security to throw him out
• 2:05:40 -- Superchatter asks who Nikiboo32 is. "Oh, that was my old... that's an old friend of mine from Twitter. My old, my old tranny friend. Not really though."-Nick. Clip:
  
• 2:08:15 -- Black Swan asks which of the Fresh and Fit panel girls Nick would date if he could. Nick says he would pick the light-skinned girl who sat to his right.
• 2:17:05 -- Drugcel (Harris Walker) says "That was fun. Though, I don't like being cat-called." "Hey, don't go walking around with all that cake then if you don't like it." -Nick
• 2:22:20 -- Superchatter says he loved the jacket Nick wore at the rally. Nick says he went to 8 or 9 different stores that weekend trying to find an outfit for the rally, and he finally found that jacket at Bloomingdale's. He tried on a green jacket first, but decided it was "too Hitler," so he bought a navy blue jacket instead. (The piss yellow lighting at the rally made the jacket look brown, so it ended up looking Hitler-y anyway.)
• 2:30:25 -- Superchatter says "Based Brandt e-boy painted fingernails moment." Nick asks the audience what they think of Brandt's painted nails. "He's a ladies man. Brandt loves the ladies, and when you hang out with girls so much, people start to do shit like that." -Nick
• 2:41:10 -- Superchatter says "Brandt be the kind of nigga to put on the maid dress if an e-girl said so." Nick says Brandt wouldn't do that, but says Brandt is feminine because hangs out with women too much. "This is why I say that sex is such a gay act in general, because you hang out with women too much, you do tend to become one." -Nick
• 2:42:45 -- Brandt in chat says he won't do it (paint his nails) again.

America First 1190 - July 20, 2023
Monologue is about Leafy's stream earlier that day, a potential indictment against Trump related to January 6, and the Russia-Ukraine war.

• 0:06:15 -- Show starts, but the audio is muted
• 0:10:00 -- Nick realizes the microphone is not plugged in
• 0:12:00 -- Show starts over again
• 0:22:00 -- Nick calls Cozy a free speech platform. "So that's why you got to follow me here on Cozy, because this is the only free speech platform, truly." -Nick
• 0:22:40 -- Nick apologizes for going live earlier with muted audio
• 0:27:15 -- Nick argues that the constant drama, and everyone constantly pointing out his deranged statements and behavior, are part of a conspiracy to distract him from the "fundamental mission" of America First.
• 0:30:55 -- "Listen, we tried to ignore this new emergent drama over the last three days. It didn't work. They brought it to Leafy. They brought it to Leafy. They took it to my ally. I went there. I cleaned it up. I fucking humiliated everybody involved. But that's done now. Okay. That's finished. That's done." -Nick
• 0:31:55 -- Nick attacks Jaden and Ethan Ralph
• 0:35:10 -- Nick quotes Goebbels
• 0:40:10 -- Nick gloats about his "victory" over Ethan Ralph, who he refused to speak to directly on Leafy's stream. "And the other one, the other fat disgrace. I didn't even have to give him the time at day. Didn't even have to engage directly, flamed out and self-destructed like we can count on him always doing. And I predict by the end of the year, he'll probably be dead of an overdose or something like that." -Nick
• 1:38:05 -- Superchats
• 1:38:15 -- Two weeks ago (America First 1188 ), a superchatter called Nick out for pronouncing Revelation as "revelations," and Nick denied it. Today, the superchatter says "You actually did say revelations, please do not call me stupid. You say 'trust me, I'm no fed' but then blatantly lie to your listeners. You should thank me for not looking like an idiot anymore." Nick calls the superchatter a liar and probably a Jew who works for Israel.
• 1:40:05 -- Superchatter praises Nick for ignoring Ralph for 3 days and refusing to speak to him on Leafy's stream. "Yeah, well, listen. I'm good at this." -Nick
• 1:40:40 -- Superchatter says Jaden doesn't have the stones for confrontation. Nick gloats for a bit. "I mean, what a fucking idiot. Like, he just let me talk over him and let me control the frame and got emotional. Like, and I trolled the shit out of him. What an idiot. I mean, this is basic stuff. This is just basic. And the best part is I say my playbook on the show all the time. He never listened. I tried to take him under my wing. I tried to make him great. But you know what? You can't make somebody like that great. He's destined to be a loser." -Nick
• 1:43:25 -- "[Jaden]'s just not built for this. I know you. I know you, son. You're my bitch. You were my bitch when you worked for me, you're my bitch when you work against me. I fucking own you. I'm smarter than you. You are my bitch. You always have been." -Nick
• 1:47:30 -- "I'm seriously on my Stalin shit now" -Nick
• 1:48:50 -- Nick claims that Milo flew Baked Alaska out to LA for a meeting with Kanye
• 1:51:15 -- Nick promises "more will be purged"
• 1:52:10 -- Nick hints that Teddy Feaser may get a Cozy channel soon. "RPG was right. You know, I think I'm liking this RPG more and more. Redpilled gaming, I think a spot just opened up." -Nick
• 1:54:50 -- Nick thinks his critics and a-logs are being paid to talk about him. "You know, that just goes to show either these people are insane and obsessed with me as a guy, or they're being paid to do this. And insofar as they stop talking about me or change their coverage in any way, they would stop getting paid. And I think it's most likely the latter." -Nick
• 1:55:05 -- Nick repeats the VHS_Archive prank-turned-"news story" that Gabe Hoffman was involved with making an anti-Nick documentary (the documentary never came out because it was canceled for lack of funding, so this is obviously false)
• 1:56:15 -- Nick talks about Ethan Ralph attacking him over his association with Ali Alexander. "But, I mean, Ethan Ralph, Ethan Ralph is bringing up the Ali stuff. Everybody, that's the new thing, they say Ali, Ali this, Ali that. And Ethan Ralph is on Twitter defending him. It's like, okay, so what the fuck. You're on Twitter saying things far more extreme than I've ever said." -Nick
• 1:56:55 -- Nick quotes Goebbels again
• 2:03:40 -- Nick says he's a "rizz god" and he rizzes up people "in a professional, social way," and they turn on him when he stops giving them attention. "I would always have to gas Jaden up, because he'd always be like, 'Man, I'm such a loser. I can't do anything. I'm so useless.' and I'd have to be like 'No! No! No, babe! No, you're amazing!'" -Nick
• 2:08:15 -- Nick says he's the chosen one, like Anakin
• 2:13:40 -- Culture War Criminal says Nick's speech was the best he's ever heard
• 2:14:45 -- Nick says he always had an issue with Ethan Ralph because he's fat. "I'm very vain like that. It's, you gotta be skinny." -Nick
• 2:16:10 -- Superchatter complains that he bought a "signed poster" at the rally for $50 and it wasn't signed. "Relax, all right? I don't know what happened with the signing, it just never happened. I got a little busy the day before. So, but I mean, listen, you bought it, so I don't know what the problem is. If you didn't want it, don't fucking buy it." -Nick
• 2:20:05 -- Superchatter asks if the story Nick told on Leafy's stream (Nick alleged Jaden tried to kiss him after they watched a Spider-Man movie) was real. Nick says yes it was real, and tells another story about drunk Jaden doing the same thing at a White Boy Summer pool party. Clip:
  
• 2:22:55 -- Superchatter "Andrew Labunski" asks how Cozy is the one and only free speech platform when there's a gatekeeper controlling who is allowed to stream. "I don't think I've ever said that Cozy is a free speech platform. (...) Find me one place where I have said that." -Nick
• 2:24:50 -- Superchatter criticizes Brandt for painting his fingernails and bringing a "literal e-girl" to the rally. "All right, all right, listen. We like Brandt. Okay? He's a zoomer. Some of the zoomers are doing these things." -Nick
• 2:35:50 -- Superchatter asks which Spider-Man movie. Nick says it was whichever one came out in December 2021. He goes on another rant about Jaden. He says after he "fired" Jaden, he moved on with his life and went to New York City to go on Anthony Cumia's show. (I remember that, he was literally doing Twitter spaces about Jaden while walking around the streets of NYC, lmao.) Clip:
• 2:48:15 -- Nick attacks Jaden's appearance, says he has "bad genetics" and he's "getting uglier all the time."
• 2:52:00 -- Nick plays some of Pearl Davis' new song and wonders why internet famous women always do music. "You know, it's like Kathy Zhu. I'm watching Kathy Zhu's TikToks and she's doing dances and singing. And I'm like, 'Girl, what are you doing?' (laugh) I'm like, shaking my head. I'm like, 'Girl, what the fuck are you doing?' Not that I don't love her, but I'm like, are we doing politics or are we trying to be Hannah Montana? You know what I mean? I'd be watching Kathy—I'd be in bed watching Kathy Zhu's TikToks and I'm scrolling. I see her dressed up like Samus. And then I scroll and she's doing a hot dance with her mom. And then I see her, she's doing an acoustic guitar song and I'm like, 'Girl, what the fuck are you doing?'" -Nick
• 2:59:40 -- Andrew Labunski points out that Nick called Cozy "the only free speech platform" earlier in the show. "It's the only free speech platform for me. (...) When we talk about free speech, what we're really talking about is freedom to dissent. I don't mean I want to defend lewdness or vulgarity or anything like that. I mean, I want to defend people that have an alternative message. And I think there's a special consideration for comedy. But some stuff, just, you know, there is some stuff where you need to draw a line and say, okay, this is excessively profane or lurid or whatever. Like, I think porn should be banned. That's not free speech. But I think porn should be banned. There you go." -Nick (No one has been banned from Cozy for streaming porn, but five people have been banned this week for their "alternative messages.")
• 3:02:00 -- Superchatter says Alt Hype is "spreading his usual passive aggressive slander" (i.e. saying that, in his opinion, Nick is obviously gay: VHS_Archive clip). Nick says Alt Hype (an openly gay atheist) has no moral objection to homosexuality, so Nick doesn't understand why that would "be an issue for [Alt Hype] and his values." Nick asserts that Alt Hype must have a crush on him, and he makes a show of rejecting him. "I just don't feel that way about you. I just don't swing that way, okay? (...) It's, it's really, it's my loss. There's plenty of other fish in the sea. There's plenty of other guys out there. And you'd make any one of them the happiest gay person in the world. But it's just never going to work out between us. Because you're not a black woman. So—er, I mean, an Asian! I mean..!" -Nick
• 3:05:00 -- Nick complains about all the focus on his admittedly ambiguous sexuality. "Everybody cares so deeply about... sex, and the sex stuff, and it's like, listen. What more do you want from me, okay? I'm an asexual incel. I'm going to get married to a woman. We're going to have kids like, you know. And people want to bring up like, what about this, oh you liked this tweet apparently, or this or that. It's like, listen man, I'm out here trying to save the white race, okay?" -Nick
• 3:14:15 -- Nick is very happy that Dalton lost weight. "Love you too Dalton. You're looking good. Dalton was gonna get purged, but then he lost a lot of weight, and now he's back in. I'm partially, I'm partially kidding! No, I'm kidding. (...) He looks fantastic. I couldn't get over it. I saw him in Fuentes Rally 2, I'm like, 'You're so skinny! Thank you!'" -Nick
• 3:15:15 -- Chatter asks if Paul Town was purged, and Nick says almost. "You know, Paul Town gained a little weight when he was in jail, but now he is so skinny and I love that. I love that. I met up with him last year and he was so... skinny and handsome. I was like, I love you. I love this guy. Because that's really what we need is skinny, handsome... okay, short hair... Paul Town, another one, another genius, skinny and handsome. I met him, I'm like, okay, this guy gets me. Skinny, handsome, genius. I feel, I'm relating." -Nick
• 3:18:00 -- Nick says he's starving, and all he had to eat for dinner was a salad. "All I had was my gay little salad. All I had was a big gay, faggot salad for dinner. I had a salad with oranges and grapes and strawberries and pineapple and walnuts and it was delicious. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was a big gay delicious salad, but I'm, I'm fiending for more." -Nick

America First 1191 - July 21, 2023
Monologue is about Nick's struggles with traffic court, and some documents relating to the JFK assassination that were recently declassified.

• 0:06:25 -- Show starts
• 0:11:10 -- Nick says he had to go to traffic court today to fight a ticket related to the car crash he had in April. He got to court late ("three, four minutes late, like not really late at all" -Nick), and the judge rescheduled the trial for next month. This makes Nick so angry that he disavows the American legal system entirely. "I know it's my fault for being late, I get that, I understand that, but you have a system where the rules aren't respected. Some people literally get away with murder. Other people, you get a traffic ticket, they crucify you if you're three minutes late. And I'm innocent! I didn't even do what the citation said! But they crucify you. People, honestly, and I'm not encouraging law breaking, but... honestly, people—I don't think there's any obligation to uphold the laws anymore because clearly it's a double standard." -Nick (getting a second chance to defend yourself after you wasted everyone's time by being late = being crucified, apparently)
• 0:16:55 -- "Honestly, you know, I would actually like to see—And I'm not encouraging this. I don't think people should do this. I think this is a bad idea. But I see the kind of crime that goes on and I start to think, because I'm, you know, I'm a little bit of a maniac. I'm like, somebody needs to go out there (...) and just wait for one of these smash-and-grab robberies and just kill everybody involved. (...) I want to make clear, I'm not encouraging people to do that. It's a terrible idea because if anybody, if anybody stepped up to do the job the government or the cops won't do, if anybody stepped up to make it right, that person would be crucified." -Nick
• 0:26:50 -- Nick says we need a massive federal police force to go into cities and kill everyone who commits crimes like littering, graffiti and shoplifting, with a quota of 10,000 dead; we should also put homeless people in prison colonies for life and force them to produce missiles for Raytheon. "Why have a crime problem when you can take these people and cut their heads off? That's what needs to happen." -Nick
• 0:29:35 -- "I'm just mad that I got my stupid fucking ticket despite paying. If you pay a certain amount of taxes, you should be above the law. Honest to God. (...) They should be rolling out the fucking red carpet for me. They should be pouring me a glass of champagne, if I drank. And they should be apologizing to me and saying, 'We're so sorry for the mix-up.'" -Nick
• 0:32:10 -- "So that that's kind of like my platform. If I were ever president, that's my... that's my platform. I'll go in there and I'll just say look, you know what? Here's your jobs program. We need one million police officers... Honestly, does that sound fascist? But that just sounds correct. I mean, people are going to say white nationalist, neo-Nazi, neo-fascist, Christian whatever nationalist Nick Fuentes says that we need prison colonies, and... but it's like, this is the correct answer. This is just the correct answer." -Nick
• 0:33:20 -- "I'm sick of it. I should not be treated this way. You can't do this to me. You can't treat me this way." -Nick
  
• 0:34:30 -- Nick says he's done talking about drama "indefinitely" because "all it is designed to do is take [him] off message." (This is the guy who spent the first half-hour of his big important rally speech last weekend on internet drama.)
• 1:18:20 -- Superchats
• 1:20:30 -- Nick says he isn't going to see Oppenheimer in the theater because he's been told it has jumpscares, and he'll be anxious the entire film.
• 1:21:15 -- Superchatter asks whether AFPAC 4 will be around the same time/place as another political conference. Nick tells him to wait for the announcement.
• 1:24:05 -- Another superchatter asks about AFPAC 4. Nick is annoyed. "We haven't even announced it yet, okay? We will announce it. People are like, 'Tell me about AFPAC!' I'm like, 'I'll tell you later.' 'Well when when will you tell us?' Dude, later, okay? I'll tell you in like, I don't know, a month, two months. Just relax, okay? It's gonna be okay. Bro, like, dude, I don't know why that bothers me so much." -Nick
• 1:30:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thinks of Vivek Ramaswamy. Nick says he likes Ramaswamy because he said Nick should be unbanned from Twitter, but he has concerns about Ramaswamy's medical company and his connection to the WEF.
• 1:45:00 -- Nick says he needs a German, "Hitler-like" life coach to make sure the streams happen on time. He considers Mason4America, College Zoomer, Banana ("No, he's an Iranian bastard." -Nick), Woozuh (too crazy), Paul Town (Polish, not German), Kai Clips (too nice), and finally lands on Pearl. "Pearl's German. You know what? Maybe that's the deal we gotta do. Cause Pearl is a little autistic. She's got a little bit of the 'tism. And I know she would get mad at me if I was like, late to something. She would be like, 'Alright bitch, wake the fuck up.' So, maybe." -Nick

Edit: spelling

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick:
>I didn't write the speech.

So assuming Nick isn't lying to just try and deflect from the supremely un-optical stuff in there, who did write the speech?

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Nick:
>I didn't write the speech.

So assuming Nick isn't lying to just try and deflect from the supremely un-optical stuff in there, who did write the speech?

I think he meant he came up with the speech on the spot, as opposed to writing it beforehand? I would believe that. It was basically an extra-long episode of America First with applause lines.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

Nick:
>I didn't write the speech.

So assuming Nick isn't lying to just try and deflect from the supremely un-optical stuff in there, who did write the speech?

Ray Epps

 

[Tard Whisperer]

I say the prayers that we all say, you know, the 'Hail Mary' and the 'Our Father' and all that." -Nick

LMFAO
how do you do fellow Catholics?

2:05:40 -- Superchatter asks who Nikiboo32 is. "Oh, that was my old... that's an old friend of mine from Twitter. My old, my old tranny friend. Not really though."

Someone should ask him about A Purposeful Trap

2:22:20 -- Superchatter says he loved the jacket Nick wore at the rally. Nick says he went to 8 or 9 different stores that weekend trying to find an outfit for the rally, and he finally found that jacket at Bloomingdale's. He tried on a green jacket first, but decided it was "too Hitler," so he bought a navy blue jacket instead. (The piss yellow lighting at the rally made the jacket look brown, so it ended up looking Hitler-y anyway.)

Nick's favorite part of being a cult leader is event planning and picking out outfits.

2:42:45 -- Brandt in chat says he won't do it (paint his nails) again.

thats cuz next time it will be make-up

Nick says he's a "rizz god" and he rizzes up people "in a professional, social way," and they turn on him when he stops giving them attention. "I would always have to gas Jaden up, because he'd always be like, 'Man, I'm such a loser. I can't do anything. I'm so useless.' and I'd have to be like 'No! No! No, babe! No, you're amazing!'" -Nick

Remember 1 year ago when Nick would cry about how Jaden didn't compliment him enough?

Superchatter asks if the story Nick told on Leafy's stream (Nick alleged Jaden tried to kiss him after they watched a Spider-Man movie) was real. Nick says yes it was real, and tells another story about drunk Jaden doing the same thing at a White Boy Summer pool party. Clip:

"maybe the reason you're obsessed with me is because you're in love with me you fucking weirdo" Nick constantly telling on himself with his projection lmao. Also he uses Jaden being on Tinder seeking women as further proof he is gay.

"I don't think I've ever said that Cozy is a free speech platform. (...) Find me one place where I have said that." -Nick

Nick calls Cozy a free speech platform. "So that's why you got to follow me here on Cozy, because this is the only free speech platform, truly." -Nick

He says after he "fired" Jaden, he moved on with his life and went to New York City to go on Anthony Cumia's show. (I remember that, he was literally doing Twitter spaces about Jaden while walking around the streets of NYC, lmao.) Clip:

"So you're telling me you just can't stop living with and befriending gay people?" says the guy who was friends with Jaden, Milo, Ali Alexander, and whoever else he now calls gay.
"I'm only bringing it up because he jumped on leafy's stream to talk shit about me" ...Nick asked to bring him on to debate him lmao.
sometimes I wonder how much of the shit Nick says is confabulation. Maybe Nick actually created a false memory of Jaden trying to kiss him, to fool his brain into thinking he's not an unloveable faggot

It's the only free speech platform for me.

Skinny, handsome, genius. I feel, I'm relating

are you?

Nick says he needs a German, "Hitler-like" life coach to make sure the streams happen on time. He considers Mason4America

Mason4America is a high schooler at least as of a couple months ago lol

Thank you @Fruit Merchant for suffering through his show to entertain us with these posts

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Ray Epps

He can't keep getting away with it!!

Thank you @Fruit Merchant for suffering through his show to entertain us with these posts

I won't deny it's a slog sometimes but I'm really doing it for my own entertainment. I always laugh my ass off reading through my summaries when they're done. I do it for the love of the game... and the Gabe Hoffman checks of course (JOKE) (PARODY)

 

[Feaser]

Nick watched Barbie and he loved it