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These are almost all universally faggots who hate the lack of control they have as evidenced by the lack of their fantasies becoming real and believed they found a "lifehack" that would force others to give them that control by the sheer power of logic but since they don't believe in evaluating their own premises (since they're always correct since they hold them) and refuse to adopt a theory of mind (because everyone else is inputs) they can only navel gaze in circles trying to figure out why the absolute control has not come to them. Despite the depression and everything else that reveals the held negative self-image that they are supposedly combatting their fundamental position is that the problem is not them, they are perfect, the only "flaw" of themselves is in the presentation and if they can tweak that eventually the inputs will respond with the proper outputs.

There is a particular type of thought disease that male narcissists in general seem to suffer from, a particular type of engineering-brain/lack of theory of mind/autism, where the humans around you perceived as simple machines or as characters in video-game quests, where you just have to do the right sequence of moves and they will provide the desired response.

You could see it in the PUA movement too, men literally thinking that they just had to learn the secret code that would get hot women to sleep with them. Then getting confused and enraged when "compliment + negative comment + touch shoulder" sequence did not result in a woman dropping to her knees to immediately suck dick. It's a lack of understanding of other people as humans with agency, plus (like you said) a refusal to examine their premises ("I deserve a hot woman," "it is reasonable to believe that I can learn to pick up hot women by taking a class.")

Now many of these types have reached a point where they have applied this thought disease to transforming into a woman. Their premises are likewise incorrect ("I can change sex," "it is reasonable to expect others to see me as a female") and their approach to other humans is unchanged ("If I add wig + skirt, character's perception of me will switch from MALE to FEMALE").

And like you said, as narcissists, they cannot examine their premises, so when it continues to fail they are trapped in a blind loop of asking advice from other troons (i.e., "the only other people who can be trusted, because they recognize that my premises are correct") about how to finally crack the code and win.

They've latched onto becoming women as the solution purely because of their false premises about women (aka inputs for penises), had they been different in this regard they would have latched onto a different "presentation" likely one more subtle than trying to claim a different sex, but the fundamental and central problem and why they can never "succeed" ultimately is the same.

Sounds like our friend Tony Reed.

I have to wonder about this, was she telling the truth? Are gay guys as beaten down as the rest of us that they are going along with this crap? Is she lying? Or is she so narcissitic that she just couldn't tell that all the guys there hated her? I guess we'll never know.

A woman among naked men is not going to be perceived as a threat the way a man among naked women is. Some men might feel uncomfortable or embarrassed but mostly they are just going to ignore or laugh at her.

can flinch with that much fat? lol

Gorlock did not flinch because Gorlock was too transfixed thinking about eating him.
 
You could see it in the PUA movement too, men literally thinking that they just had to learn the secret code that would get hot women to sleep with them. Then getting confused and enraged when "compliment + negative comment + touch shoulder" sequence did not result in a woman dropping to her knees to immediately suck dick. It's a lack of understanding of other people as humans with agency, plus (like you said) a refusal to examine their premises ("I deserve a hot woman," "it is reasonable to believe that I can learn to pick up hot women by taking a class.")
You don't really hear about PUAs anymore. Probably partly because dating apps have made them redundant. But also probably because they're another group of people who decided to just become the object of their lust.
 
You could see it in the PUA movement too, men literally thinking that they just had to learn the secret code that would get hot women to sleep with them. Then getting confused and enraged when "compliment + negative comment + touch shoulder" sequence did not result in a woman dropping to her knees to immediately suck dick. It's a lack of understanding of other people as humans with agency, plus (like you said) a refusal to examine their premises ("I deserve a hot woman," "it is reasonable to believe that I can learn to pick up hot women by taking a class.")
Off topic but back in my day these guys always confused me as they looked and acted like they were going to do street magic. It always took a minute to realize I was being hit on.
 
The guy on the left sounded like an autistic sperg but the man on the right is from that screenshot floating around. Yes you read that right. MAN.
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And yes that thing claimed to have sex….


His name is Ali C Lopez and they’re fuckin obese as hell and wears skimpy clothing.

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amazing, a toad made a halfway successful attempt to become trans human
 
Isn't that a classic symptom of schizophrenia?
Or something like that? Can't be bothered to look it up.
Narcissism and sociopathy more so, schizophrenia from what I understand often seems like this but it's more because the person struggles to not be able to focus and I presume that's one reason that schizophrenia drugs seem to work so much better since once the "voices" or whatever stop the person can otherwise be normal on their own or other therapy.

I think it's useful to frame mental illness like schizophrenia as if it's an "external" force or disease/virus because one of the components is how even if you know it will break you down, whereas many other mental illnesses seem to be indeed tied to a worldview with faulty premises which is like why things like CBT (which targets the false premises) work as well or better than the drugs. Lots of troons and others on social media approach their issues, depression/anxiety/"gender dysphoria"/etc., as if you just take a pill and it will go away and they don't need to do anything else. (See also: their 2021 theories of how vaccines work like starship forcefields.) When this doesn't work they need to just take more pills or whatever, leading to people like Elliot becoming benzo addicts, none of which will ever work because it's their central philosophy that needs to be challenged and they adamantly refuse to do this. Even bad therapy, like they shop for, isn't going to work if you aren't willing to tackle your thoughts.

I obviously think it's good to be skeptical in general at all times, I post on the Kiwi Farms after all, but you especially should be when you know your own thoughts are wrong which is how we identify mental illness. Psychology doesn't work because they reject the premise of it even as they believe pseudoscience fad shit allows them to control everyone else's minds. They fall back on psychiatry because it's more "scientific" even though its list of failures is longer than psychology and many psychiatrists will freely admit how somewhat vague and nebulous their practices are. (The big one, especially when it comes to troons, being how do you know which "illness" being identified is the actual one? You can't like do a biopsy or blood test, you can't really "see" any of this, people tend not to realize it's an older form of medical science still even as they go to the psychiatrist and pretty much only talk to them.)

By far my favorite L story, almost too good to be real.
It's here on this thread, more than a 100 pages behind. I invite anyone who hasn't read that to look for it

edit: Also i'm posting a fresh one to remind you that pooners are on a completely different level and that r/ftm is a gold mine


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"Misgendering kink"

Or, maybe being a female properly referred to as a "female" gives you gender euphoria??

The mental hoops these blobs jump through just to feel different is hilarious.
Good example of the mental philosophy stuff I'm talking about. She obviously wants this sex, including with the same guy even, but it's "after" when she steps back to ideology that the "dysphoria" kicks in because she knew she violated the ideology. She uses the excuse of being intoxicated to escape the ideology rather than admit she wants it. Yes, of course, being intoxicated lowers your inhibitions, but it doesn't make you do things you truly don't want to do in any way ever. With her inhibitions lowered her preference of adhering to the ideology drops for her actual individual preferences and just as importantly she allows herself to do so because she's intoxicated. It has to be a degrading kink because she's really a true and honest man and no true and honest man would enjoy that. (Please ignore what you can easily find on the internet.) She absolutely passes "nearly all the time" and "is quite masculine looking" even though this guy instantly hit on her and when she "revealed" herself to him he didn't flinch because he already knew.

She could drop all this and just be an individual but uh god the dysphoria I know I must absolutely have and the way it makes me sin. I'm just so glad I can confess to a hugbox that will tell me I'm such a good person and forgive me for my sins as long as I make sure to adhere to the ideology outside of my occasional repeated sinning.

Now many of these types have reached a point where they have applied this thought disease to transforming into a woman. Their premises are likewise incorrect ("I can change sex," "it is reasonable to expect others to see me as a female") and their approach to other humans is unchanged ("If I add wig + skirt, character's perception of me will switch from MALE to FEMALE").

And like you said, as narcissists, they cannot examine their premises, so when it continues to fail they are trapped in a blind loop of asking advice from other troons (i.e., "the only other people who can be trusted, because they recognize that my premises are correct") about how to finally crack the code and win.
It's also important that their much of their premise rests on how they expect others to respond to females because it's probably how they think of women. Women get whatever they want whenever they ask or if they don't they can just get emotional and get what they want and everyone excuses it and worships the woman. My favorite lolcow Jake Alley thinks that women are given book deals and sent on media tours whenever they want, it's just something society does for women and he's very angry at the transphobia that means he's never been given that despite clearly being a woman too. (Even doctors and nurses can't tell and try to molest him when he goes in for surgery, like they do normally to women, btw.) The sexual stuff is just the most obvious manifestation in most of them, from their perspective women can just get sex whenever they want, something men can't do as proven by the fact that they can't do it. Clearly then if I become a woman (which thankfully one can just declare) then I can have sex whenever I want. Weirdly this never works and rather than drop that premise they become "sluts" and pansexual and T4T and whatever else in part because of this and in part because those areas have lower standards. The transbian meme is so popular because they clearly didn't change their preferences, they changed their presentation and now expect their preferences to accept it. They got the cheat code, they're doing the inputs, so here come the outputs: sex with lesbians.

An idea along the lines that women may be biologically drastically different but aren't psychologically or mentally too different in the aggregate (and any specific woman may not be at all at the individual level), something as the leading feminists in history they should naturally believe, even if women display different preferences due to evolutionary forces is something they completely reject. Women must be the opposite of men, especially them specifically, in every way. Also, btw, we're queering gender by challenging all your outdated inflexible norms and stereotypes.

edit: Their theory of HRT shows the same exact thinking. You change one thing, your sex hormone balance, your biology will shift entirely* in response as always since it's a very fragile ecosystem based on a single variable and naturally the womanness will begin to flow in every area, especially your thoughts.

*Speaking of Jake, he used to claim your genitals would turn back "inside out" from this. Sadly he's dropped this claim after three years of it not happening to him just like it never happened with anyone else in history.
 
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Here are two short and quick Ls for one redditor.

First he says he instantly cut off 100% of his friends to transition and is so happy because of it.
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Now he is complaining that he has no friends and that they all left him when he transitioned...
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I wonder if they all "left him" because he had a little fit and ghosted them for 4 months?

He also posted complaining that his mother trashed his DIY HRT when she found it, then when he got it again it seems like he may have gotten some contaminated troonshine because he had an allergic reaction.
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Of course all the trannies suggest just using the dirty smelly trashcan vial. But later on he reveals he didn't use it so he spent hours searching through 8 trash bags for nothing lol.
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And the allergic reaction to troonshine:
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He posts his face constantly so here is a random photo of him:
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He also posts on "sissy" subreddits asking about how to clean his asshole and do workouts. I won't repost that content though, its not really funny just gross, you can go find it if you are so inclined.

And he looks like he has anorexia:
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This chick's entire profile is a big L. 19yo TiF (and likely a pooner) u/HappyCanape
Im having a hard time connecting to the cis gay culture and I don’t feel legit as a gay men because of it

I used to identify as a lesbian because I just couldn’t imagine myself in a cishet relationship but since I’m on T I identify more as a gay trans man. I can’t see myself with a girl or even having sex with a girl. But since I grow up thinking I liked girls I never had the « gay culture » nor a lot of gay male friends so I never really got the jokes or references.

I kinda have more now but we are all trans and I just have such a hard time connecting to cis gay male culture. I never saw myself in it even if I love men.

I tried to meet some new people but it didn’t really work out neither because most of them were either too old for me (I’m 19) or just weren’t really talking to me as we had totally different jokes, references or life experiences (which can be useful to make first contact).

And it might be dumb but it feels like the cis gay male community was way too phallic centric for me to connect to it or feel safe in certain only male space even if I’m a fucking dude as well.

Or just the hook up culture seems terrifying for me as well (even if it’s not only in the gay community I feel like it’s more frequent) as I don’t want to get fucking killed or abused.

I might just be too scared of cis men still because of my history but idk if anyone relate. And because of that I don’t feel legit as a gay man …

PS: it’s not really about connecting to other gay men in it self but more about the culture which can help connecting then to people from the same community idk if I was understandable English isn’t my first language
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"I used to identify as a lesbian because I just couldn’t imagine myself in a cishet relationship..."
Jesus what an attention whore.

She has posts in r/addiction, r/sexualassault, r/BPDrecovery, r/SuicideWatch, r/lonely, r/depression, and made this hilarious drawing
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Does anybody know what happened to "Trans posting their Ls online" Twitter?

I remember they got into some spat with a pooner who was running a "TransphoneLs" account said pooner tried to dox them. Then later the TransphobeLs had a breakdown over some shit and backed down. Hilariously, the ftm was trying to look threatening by posting the wolf from the new Puss in Boots movie. So heckin manly and badass d00d!
 
"I used to identify as a lesbian because I just couldn’t imagine myself in a cishet relationship..."
Jesus what an attention whore.
Yet another lesbian with extra steps, jesus christ ladies, bury your internalised misogyny and admit that dyking out is awesome. You don't need HRT for it either, you can just do it.
 
Old reddit troon asking the same question farmers have for thousands of pages - Why do we (they) do this? (link - archive)
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When everything is destroyed, someone calling you a girl is still a win:
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The realization that everything is a LARP (with no respawns):
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There was a time when these men would go out and get a new car or something similar to fill in that midlife ageing.
Now cars are very expensive so they decide they are woman instead.
Are the Chinese to blame?
 
You don't really hear about PUAs anymore. Probably partly because dating apps have made them redundant. But also probably because they're another group of people who decided to just become the object of their lust.
They've blended more with general life coaching grifts and commercial cults. When fatherless aspies don't troon out they often fall for these.
 
You don't really hear about PUAs anymore. Probably partly because dating apps have made them redundant. But also probably because they're another group of people who decided to just become the object of their lust.
PUAs still exist, I think they just go kind of unnoticed by the majority of the internet unless you're the type to deliberately look for trash. There are loads of small youtube channels that do PUA stuff, but I'd argue that the kind of people to look for PUA tips have trooned out. Incel-to-troon pipeline and all that.

There's a guy called Corey Wayne on youtube who calls himself a coach but honestly, he's a mellow PUA. Another much more aggressive PUA is AlphaManTraining who has a hilarious website, if it still exists (last I checked out AMT was three years ago or so).
 
Now he is complaining that he has no friends and that they all left him when he transitioned...
That reply "What are people's experience with queer space and covid precautions" caught my eye.
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He's 25 and apparently started hormones 7 months ago. Too scared to go into a bar or restaurant because it'd require him to take off his mask. Unsurprisingly he is struggling to make friends (I think the covid paranoia -> trans pipeline is real). Also they already have LGBTQ hiking clubs and there's an LGBTQ Edmonton meetup group with 2000 members that does hiking and also does a monthly event called "Trans Talks" (so they're inclusive). It feels like there's a certain subset here who want friends to be spoonfed to them and lack the resilience to do the most basic Googling.
I kinda have more now but we are all trans and I just have such a hard time connecting to cis gay male culture. I never saw myself in it even if I love men.

I tried to meet some new people but it didn’t really work out neither because most of them were either too old for me (I’m 19) or just weren’t really talking to me as we had totally different jokes, references or life experiences (which can be useful to make first contact).

And it might be dumb but it feels like the cis gay male community was way too phallic centric for me to connect to it or feel safe in certain only male space even if I’m a fucking dude as well.

Or just the hook up culture seems terrifying for me as well (even if it’s not only in the gay community I feel like it’s more frequent) as I don’t want to get fucking killed or abused.
Again with the lack of resilience. Not having the same jokes, references or life experiences as other people is completely normal - it's how you learn. But she doesn't feel safe in gay spaces and she's too scared to do hookups (not that she needs to do hookups - clearly if it's not something she's comfortable with, she can just look for more normal dating, but she's got in her head she needs to do hook ups).
When she does something dumb, she just cries for help;
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Also she came out in 2020 and got a girlfriend in 2021, but now she's a gay man. I seriously have to wonder how these people actually function. I mean, I guess they don't. But it's like they're expecting their social lives (and lives overall) to be handed to them on a silver platter with no chance of discomfort.
 
There is a particular type of thought disease that male narcissists in general seem to suffer from, a particular type of engineering-brain/lack of theory of mind/autism, where the humans around you perceived as simple machines or as characters in video-game quests, where you just have to do the right sequence of moves and they will provide the desired response.

You could see it in the PUA movement too, men literally thinking that they just had to learn the secret code that would get hot women to sleep with them. Then getting confused and enraged when "compliment + negative comment + touch shoulder" sequence did not result in a woman dropping to her knees to immediately suck dick. It's a lack of understanding of other people as humans with agency, plus (like you said) a refusal to examine their premises ("I deserve a hot woman," "it is reasonable to believe that I can learn to pick up hot women by taking a class.")
Narcissists don't see other people as people, they see them as things. Props for their elaborate fantasy. Objects that exist only to affirm. The cheat code is just another magic trick to make the object do what you want. If it doesn't work, it's because the other party is transphobic, but since they're not really a person it's perfectly fine to hurt them.

But it's like they're expecting their social lives (and lives overall) to be handed to them on a silver platter with no chance of discomfort.
That's because they have come to rely on Mommy taking away anything that might resemble discomfort by demanding to speak to the manager. Unfortunately Mommy is transphobic, so they can't talk about transitioning with her, they can only talk about it with their online safe space.
 
That reply "What are people's experience with queer space and covid precautions" caught my eye.
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He's 25 and apparently started hormones 7 months ago. Too scared to go into a bar or restaurant because it'd require him to take off his mask.
"Wear an n95 mask, it's like magic video game armor against the covid."
"Since then I've been wearing 3M Aura N-95s when I go into public places and I don't go to restaurants, and I haven't been sick since."
(See also: their 2021 theories of how vaccines work like starship forcefields.)
This guy apparently skips the vaccines and goes straight for the magical totem he can physically touch. (And conveniently purchase at Home Depot.)
 
Gay dudes don't want to deal with women invading their endless sex sessions that these places are. I'm pretty sure it's already been posted, but there's a reddit post where a pooner talks about how the gays at some orgy wouldn't touch her and she cried in the bathroom where she overheard them calling her a girl still.
There's another really good Reddit post from a pooner where she complains how horny gay dudes are and says the community needs to have some 'consent conversations' so she can enjoy going to gay bars.

tfw you chopped your tits off only to discover irl gays are nothing like your yaoi slashfic :(
 
Also she came out in 2020 and got a girlfriend in 2021, but now she's a gay man. I seriously have to wonder how these people actually function. I mean, I guess they don't. But it's like they're expecting their social lives (and lives overall) to be handed to them on a silver platter with no chance of discomfort.
It really does seem that a lot of trannies just use transitioning as an excuse to escape the responsibilities of their birth sex. Someone else pointed out that Chris Chan is an example of this. We can argue about what led to his troonery but imo a big thing was a fear of being the "man" of the house after his dad died. I think Chris wanted to be a child forever. And for the first 30 or so years of his life he more or less lived like a child. But once that wasn't an option anymore he decided that being a woman was the next best thing.
Narcissists don't see other people as people, they see them as things. Props for their elaborate fantasy. Objects that exist only to affirm. The cheat code is just another magic trick to make the object do what you want. If it doesn't work, it's because the other party is transphobic, but since they're not really a person it's perfectly fine to hurt them.
"muh twansphobia" is used to excuse so much heinous behaviour. If you're cis and people react badly to you there's a chance it might actually be the result of your own actions. But troon out and suddenly all negative outcomes are the result of a grand transphobic conspiracy against you.
 
There's another really good Reddit post from a pooner where she complains how horny gay dudes are and says the community needs to have some 'consent conversations' so she can enjoy going to gay bars.

tfw you chopped your tits off only to discover irl gays are nothing like your yaoi slashfic :(
I remember that post - it was actually a negative review on The Saloon in Minneapolis (and was shared on Twitter by some gay guy misgendering her and suggesting she was having hormonal issues).
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The irony here is that the venue (which has apparently been in operation since 1977) appears to be a multi-room deal with several different areas, and most of them are just standard nightclub zones, there's just a specific "backroom" for cruising (hooking up with strangers). She's saying "a lot of people in the queer community don't want to be subject to that practice". Presumably the answer is "don't go in the cruising room and stay in the multiple other rooms", but I think the answer is more likely that she got ignored and felt intimidated that strangers were eye fucking with no chance for a conversation about pronouns, so she doesn't want them to do it if she can't.
 
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