Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Re: marrying 80s girl, there's no point. He's selfishly squandered all of her fertile years. Unless they froze eggs (LOL), their rates of having disabled children is now very high - even his swimmers are of poor quality. The correlation between autism and elderly fathers are very high. I would bet money he's snipped and never told her.

It's just over. This is the rest of his life. Basic bitch contrarianism, self censorship, and sucking up to local LA 'talent' like Vito. Just like Maddox. Forever.
 
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Null said:
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Yes, there is the issue of squandered time (though I’m not sure how old exactly 80’s girl is), but there are options for a couple wanting a child where conception is impossible or I’ll-advised. The contention is that Dick chose and continues to choose this life for himself, when the solution is as easy as just not choosing to be like this.
 
GeorgeHWBush said:
Getting his head shoved into a concrete barrier by those retards at Netflix didn’t help either.
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Did anything ever come from that? I remember he said he was taking the videos to the police to try and get charges pressed. Unless that was a grift.
 
McMitch4kf said:
Yes, there is the issue of squandered time (though I’m not sure how old exactly 80’s girl is), but there are options for a couple wanting a child where conception is impossible or I’ll-advised.
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Given what Dick's favorite subject is now, and who his co-host is, should we really be lamenting the fact he never had a child? I'd consider that a bullet dodged at this point.

I mean, I guess you could argue if you got 80s Girl preggers years ago, we'd be on a different timeline, but that's really hypothetical. It's possible Dick always held these views on the topic of pedophilia, but that he kept them repressed for years. He does seem awfully comfortable expressing them.
 
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I still don't fully understand it all; Dick said he thought it sucked and so Eric got mad, and then they were on a livestream together and Dick seemingly apologised because among his many criticisms he called it a scam, and so he took that back. But now he's doubled down and accused him of committing charity fraud.
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I suspect Dax is looking another Maddox to rail against: some nerd with a higher profile that he hopes he can take down to boost his lagging Patreon. Why Maddax feels there’s a potential growth base with anti-SJW comic readers doesn’t make sense but his brain is pickled from porn and drugs.
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Given what Dick's favorite subject is now, and who his co-host is, should we really be lamenting the fact he never had a child? I'd consider that a bullet dodged at this point.

I mean, I guess you could argue if you got 80s Girl preggers years ago, we'd be on a different timeline, but that's really hypothetical. It's possible Dick always held these views on the topic of pedophilia, but that he kept them repressed for years. He does seem awfully comfortable expressing them.
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There was an episode of the original BPITU where Maddax declared he was going to bang a high school girl. It’s been talked about a fair amount here. He’s likely always had these views and Vito the Pedo just enabled what Maddax has been feeling for years.

Regarding having a child, Maddax has never had it in him. He focused on trying to be creepy cool Uncle Dax to his nephews because they’re only around for a couple hours every few weeks. This nigger isn’t capable of raising children. Manjaw Marie would have to be wife and mother for the kids and Dax himself. I think she’d go for that but every now and then he’d have to jump in to help out and no can do there when there’s drugs to be taken and prostitutes to fuck.
 
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There was an episode of the original BPITU where Maddax declared he was going to bang a high school girl.
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Yeah and then he ended up going out to Simi Valley where the girl lived.

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No, probably not. We've kind of buried the lede here in that Dick is the way he is because the only person he didn't have to be Dick Masterson around was Maddox.
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His name is Dax Herrera and the fact that people refer to him by his gay character name just validates his claims that “it’s just a comedy act, bro.” It’s not funny, it’s not comedy, and he’s a fat balding beaner.
 
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Re: marrying 80s girl, there's no point. He's selfishly squandered all of her fertile years. Unless they froze eggs (LOL), their rates of having disabled children is now very high - even his swimmers are of poor quality. The correlation between autism and elderly fathers are very high. I would bet money he's snipped and never told her.

It's just over. This is the rest of his life. Basic bitch contrarianism, self censorship, and sucking up to local LA 'talent' like Vito. Just like Maddox. Forever.
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Even if they planned out to freeze eggs, hell, if they preserved his younger sperm, a full cycle of IVF treatments is going to cost them tens and tens of thousands per try, and has vanishingly small odds with every try. I feel bad for couples with legitimate fertility issues who actually cannot conceive without expensive medical intervention, but for idiots who could have gotten pregnant for free ten or fifteen years ago, I will always only laugh. You'd be done with the worst parts of having a kid already too.
 
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Re: marrying 80s girl, there's no point. He's selfishly squandered all of her fertile years. Unless they froze eggs (LOL), their rates of having disabled children is now very high - even his swimmers are of poor quality. The correlation between autism and elderly fathers are very high. I would bet money he's snipped and never told her.
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lol, dick is an eternal manchild, he'd never impregnate old 80's girl. once she talks about settling down getting marryed and have kids, he'll just get rid of her.
dick will probably replace her with some barely of age chick and maybe he'd impregnate her instead. remember that dick is a card carrying pedo now. 80's girl is too old for him. he admires ralph more than god, even if he's just saying that ironically. so he'll find his own faith.
 
I think Covid really affected Dicks contrarianism. Before he used to go out and he would have interactions with the local LA retards. He would have stories to tell and his contrarian tendencies often went against the behaviors of LA. When he was locked inside he lost those stories and interaction, and the people he became surrounded with were his audience. He still had a natural inclination towards taking polarizing stances, which led him towards countersignaling the more normal parts of his audience. This turned people off and led to the weird shit he's been doing the past few years.
 
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Null said:
But now I almost feel guilty. I feel like if I had met him I could have encouraged him to move to Texas like he planned, and maybe by now his life would have more meaning than sucking off a fat pedophile and sticking it to a nigger and his comic book. Maybe I could have prevented this if I had left my house.
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You're being too tough on yourself.
You can remove the LA Urbanite from LA but you cannot remove LA from him.

Just look at all the blue state invaders fagging up places like Texas with their votes. They wanted to move to places like Texas that's more relaxed, has less taxation and the people are generally tighter knit thus friendlier, however, they still vote for the same shits that turned the states they left into hellholes.
 
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'Attempted swatting'

Nigger if they've sent a helicopter then they'd send someone on foot to knock doors and check it out from the ground. What a fag.

Also somehow he's still on about Vito being called a pedophile. Idk how this retard forgot Vito uses 'we' when talking about chomos
 
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