Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clown Baby]

The first time I ever saw chicken in a biscuit crackers was when I had a very white trash shipmate living in the room across from me in the barracks. She loved ‘em. I then noticed those crackers all around base (Pensacola, FL…. White trash capital of the world.. Sorry Jersh). I started associating those crackers with PWT (poor white trash). All these years later, I see my hypothesis was sound.

The first time I ever saw them was when some friends and I were going on a road trip from college. We stopped for snacks at a convenience store and one of my friends saw the box and was like "'chicken in a biscuit' what a funny name, we should get these!" and so we did. They were disgusting, and taste basically like soda crackers with lipton chicken soup mix sprinkled on them. We only had the initial 1 or 2 crackers each to taste them and the rest of the box was fed to one of my friend's pet rats. I remember thinking "what the hell kind of gross person actually eats these crackers and enjoys it," and now I know. White trash Amber.

 

[FatalTater]

What is she even on about, saying "I felt good when I ate cottage cheese and vegetables and fruit! Should I quit WW???

For crying out fat, Amdurrr, ALL food is allowed on WW. You eat whatever you want. You just cannot eat boatloads of it. BUT fruits and vegetables are free foods, as is chicken and plain greek yogurt...UNLIMITED. JUST LIKE YOUR EATING HABITS. ALL YOU CARE TO EAT. Not sure about cottage cheese, but dammit Amber, you are so obtuse.

So, if you blow your points on Little Debbies, you can still eat later...all the fruits and veggies etc, etc, that you want.

I never wanted to slap a bitch so much.

Make sure to go to her channel, click on it and make that comment to her while the video runs.
She's counting on it.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Make sure to go to her channel, click on it and make that comment to her while the video runs.
She's counting on it.

Woooh that's the passive aggressive sass that's needed to keep this thread on topic.

That partially empty fridge juxtaposed with the much fuller pantry I believes say more about Amber than meets the eye.

If she really had BED or what that fat fuck in The Whale had then the shit in the pantry would be long gone. Those people eating fucking raw flour Homer Simpson style.

She seems to cook only as a response to people telling her that she only eats out. I feel like every slop video of her cooking is just her doing what she thinks cooking is.

Put shit a pot with enough salt to kill a sardine and you have food.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Woooh that's the passive aggressive sass that's needed to keep this thread on topic.

That partially empty fridge juxtaposed with the much fuller pantry I believes say more about Amber than meets the eye.

If she really had BED or what that fat fuck in The Whale had then the shit in the pantry would be long gone. Those people eating fucking raw flour Homer Simpson style.

She seems to cook only as a response to people telling her that she only eats out. I feel like every slop video of her cooking is just her doing what she thinks cooking is.

Put shit a pot with enough salt to kill a sardine and you have food.

Cooking properly these days don't take much skill either. The Instant Pot makes life so much easier than before! But yeah I can see her dump at least half a box of salt into her Instant Pot. Doesn't she even watch cooking videos on YouTube these days?

 

[Xenomorph]

The self-pity party she is throwing for herself is part of her manipulation tactic in trapping another caregiver who thinks they can help this poor misunderstood girl.

For example:

She has acted like the damsel in distress for EVERY girlfriend she snared.
With trapping Kacey it was her family throwing this poor former foster child out in the cold.

With trapping Krystle it was Kaceys family aboosing her and her being so mistreated while she was a good gorl who went to school and did everything right.

With snaring Dusty I am sure she moo'd on and on about her unrequited love for Krystle who is mean cause she don't love her no mo and Amber wasnt allowed to do anything and there were too many rules.

With catching Becky it was her being brokenhearted and boolied online to the point Thumb thought she would unalive herself.

With locking Jade in it was not being supported in her weight loss by Becky and Becky not doing enough for Amber to better herself and Becky not making Amber go see doctors or bettering herself. (see enabling)

Now she is starting a new damsel in distress routine of hating herself by talking down about herself "my layrgs look like tree trunks, ,Im ugly" (she loves herself we know this) and how she made a mistake in breaking up Jade and wants her back but Jade is a big meanie who doesn't want to take poor widdle Amber back so she cries everyday brokenhearted.

It's all a trap she lays for idiots who think they can save and fix her to fall into.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Lol at the fact that she can’t afford actual legos anymore.

 

[I call shenanigans]

What is she even on about, saying "I felt good when I ate cottage cheese and vegetables and fruit! Should I quit WW???

For crying out fat, Amdurrr, ALL food is allowed on WW. You eat whatever you want. You just cannot eat boatloads of it. BUT fruits and vegetables are free foods, as is chicken and plain greek yogurt...UNLIMITED. JUST LIKE YOUR EATING HABITS. ALL YOU CARE TO EAT. Not sure about cottage cheese, but dammit Amber, you are so obtuse.

If she eats like that on WW , she couldn’t possibly reach her daily points goal. Remember to her, daily points are a goal rather than a limit.

I could give her the benefit of the doubt that she’s uncomfortable with zero points foods because she knows they aren’t actually zero calorie. If you are a person with <25 daily points then sticking to zero point foods is probably not going to do much harm. For someone with 82 daily points, adding zero point extras might not be a good idea, especially when you eat over though daily points on the regular. On second thoughts…benefit of the doubt….no I can’t!

 

[FarmVille]

Someone on Discord mentioned that the car is still there but she is clearly gone in Amber's video.

…,,.did someone on Discord go to her apartment complex and look for the car?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Lol at the fact that she can’t afford actual legos anymore.

Or Torrid. I was rapturous when she started hauling $29 size 6X Bishuge muumuus from Amazon. Loved that for her.

 

[Salvador Dali]

meet mellowlynn | reflecting about life | vlog

Spoiler: July 24, 2023 Archive

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Cooking properly these days don't take much skill either. The Instant Pot makes life so much easier than before! But yeah I can see her dump at least half a box of salt into her Instant Pot. Doesn't she even watch cooking videos on YouTube these days?

I think I find Amber's cooking/domestic skills some of the funniest things about her. Every new girlfriend tries to teach her how to be a human being, and then she instantly loses the skills as soon as they dump her. It's like downgrading the firmware on a device, or using an android tablet and restoring an app to factory settings or something. Jade's there and Amber's making japanese style pickles, washing and steaming REAL rice (instead of minute rice), and properly baking/seasoning REAL chicken. You blink, and Amber's suddenly back to making giant pots of bubbling vomit and has forgotten how to put trash into a trash can again. (Like when she was trying to show she was independent she was ... but couldn't even throw dead flowers into the trash without scattering them all over her kitchen and making an even bigger mess).

I actually realized the other day what Amber reminds me of this:

One day our bridge troll manager (fat-but-not-as-fat-as-Amber fat) brought her fat, narc-in-training hellspawn to the office (babysitter cancelled or something). Narco-Blimpo gets dumped in our department (because no way would bridge troll watch her own kid). We put her at an empty desk with her expensive toys (iPad and Switch) and unplugged her phone and computer so she couldn't cause trouble and went back to work. I glanced over to find that she had been digging through the desk and found a phone headset, which she somehow put on BACKWARDS. She was staring at the turned off monitor, banging on the keyboard (pretending to type), while saying the most ABSURD shit I've ever heard. She had obviously been listening in on our phone calls, and was trying to piece together and parrot what she had heard us say to customers and other coworkers, with no idea of what any of it meant.

It suddenly popped in my head that in about 20 years, this little narc spawn would likely be another Amber, making life hell for everyone around her while desperately trying to mimic human behaviour with no clue of what she was doing or why. And 20 years ago, there was some probably poor sap working in the foster care system watching fat-as-fuck Amber carry on like this and wondering about what was going to be unleashed onto the world in less than a decade.

So every time I see Amber babbling about chemicals in food setting the brain on fire, or explaining WW points, or "teaching" her audience (incorrectly) about something everyone already knows, I keep seeing that fat little narc brat wearing a backwards headset, while banging on a computer and snottily asking an imaginary customer if they tried unfolding their programs folder by reseting the email jpegs or something equally stupid.

 

[RedMage]

If she eats like that on WW , she couldn’t possibly reach her daily points goal. Remember to her, daily points are a goal rather than a limit.

A terrible perspective to have when you really should be aiming for being several points away from that daily allotment.

She still has yet to solve her food addiction problem and keeps putting band aids on the problem.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot summary with commentary. Puddle-deep Lynn reflecting on life? This should be good (/sarcasm).

Spoiler: meet mellowlynn | reflecting about life | vlog

Another vloggity vlog. Amber can't remember if it's day 5 or 6, because all of these things blur together for her after day 3. Well, when you fuck with the timeline and "jamble up" all of your clips, (and you don't give a shit about your job), it's easy to get confused.

Makeup talk. Amber's wings are sharp enough to stab someone "so try me". Unfortunately, your wit is at least as dull as your bowling-ball biceps, so it balances out.

JUMPCUT!! Still in the same spot. Amber claims she got up and did 'productive' things around the apartment. Those productive things include... taking Delta 8. "I'm at the height of my highness". You are the size of a grizzly bear. I doubt 'a gummy' does anything to you. I doubt the whole bottle would have much affect.

In the last 45 minutes, Amber's done nothing with her life... making these 45 minutes no different than the last 32 years. Oh, she edited a video... so, yeah, nothing productive.

Wannabe LEGO - trying to make a heart. LEGO SPERGING. [SKIP]

Amber's getting HONGRY and wants to go back to a healthier way of eating... but it's Sunday so it's totally fine to get takeout. Amber blames getting the days of the week mixed up because she's a YouTuber... and not because she's a lazy sloth.

Babbles about Christmas lights and stupid plastic leaves on the wall.

Amber has come to love her apartment SO MUCH. She feels cozy, safe, and at home... but there's nothing in Kentucky for her anymore, and staying might worsen her mentulz.

VictimLynn: Blah blah, foster care, something something, group homes. Amber mentions that this apartment and her previous place were the two places that felt like 'home' and she's 'lost them'. Oh, you mean that place and that time when you said your mentulz were at their worst and you were considering suicide? You know, with horrible Becky who put you through so much shit that no one knows about? The one who was only a roommate and you never loved her... yet broke up with you and broke your heart? Too bad you didn't let her know. During the days at the Gay Care, you used to say (with Becky in earshot) that being in Virginia with Krystle was the only place that felt like home.

She has people in her life that she wants to be near. Needs to be around people who unconditionally love her. **AWKWARD JUMP CUT** - I wonder if she started talking about methmama, and then edited it out?

Amber's feelin' good right now. She's using delta to help her with her emotions... which totally sounds balanced and healthy (/sarcasm). Amber's totally against drugs (which is why she won't even take pain killers)... but this is just THC, so there isn't anything wrong with it.

NO ONE should be judged for using THC (drugs) to hide from their emotions instead of processing them!

Amber's opinions align with... she's an open mind... **EDITING LYNN JUMPS IN** She's sitting in the same spot on the couch, but the lighting is different and she's wearing a different shirt. So... Amber watched over this AFTER SHE SOBERED UP, and STILL thought this was quality content to post...

Amber doesn't believe in flat earth. Amber could talk for another 30 minutes, but her camera is about to commit seppuku. Amber claims she's gonna go pester Jade while the battery recharges.

JUMPCUT!! Back in the same spot, but different lighting and different clothes (same greasy hair).

Amber has been doing TONS of journaling. Amber 'journals' on the notes app of her Macbook, THEN rewrites it into her journals to maximize time wasting.

Amber shows a pillow and blanket on the couch, and claims that it's where Jade sleeps. Jade doesn't sleep in the bed because they equally decided that it's Amber's bed because Amber bought it, so Amber gets to sleep sitting up in it.

Amber offered to buy Jade a mattress (if she's such a boss babe that works and pays half of everything, could she not buy a mattress?) Jade doesn't want a mattress in the office, because she works 12 hours a day and she doesn't want it to be the place where she works and sleeps... but she's totes okay with having the place she works 12 hours a day in to be unusable from 100 empty moving boxes and Amber's hoard strewn around the place.

WANNA-BE LAYGO UPDATE!! More pieces have been added to the heart, but she ran out of red pieces before it was finished.

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling to the kitchen for more Kool-Aid freezies. [SKIP]

Amber pretends that she knows about sex.

Amber holds onto the fridge door handle because she's quirky... and not because her laygs stuggle to support her weight. Also, it looks like the notes on the blackboard in the background have been washed off.

JUMPCUT!! The next day. Doing makeup and editing. She forgot to end the vlog, so she's doing it now. She has to hurry and end it, so she can start filming the next steaming pile.

TL;DR: NONTENT. Amber pretends to be stoned from a Delta 8 gummy and babbles about nothing; just a stream of consciousness nonsense. She pretends Jade is still there, and shows a pillow and blanket on the couch as proof. Amber eats more Kool-Aid freezies. Amber cries that this apartment and her previous place (Becky era) were the only two places that felt like home (forgetting that when she was dating Becky, she said that Krystle's place was the only place that felt like home). Also forgetting that a year or so ago, she claimed that she was suicidal during that time in her life and hated her living conditions.

 

[WAHbert Plant]

Of course she’s eating Chicken in a Biskit crackers.

I’m watching Gorlworld Ireland’s reaction, and he’s wondering WTH they are. Dude, you don’t want to know.

But with quality ingredients like white flour, oil, salt, MSG, and dehydrated cooked chicken, how could Amber resist?

I have never in my life heard of those crackers until I watched that video.
I looked it up and some people add cheese whiz? Ewww.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Gorlworld Ireland, is this a Kiwi dog whistle? Tricksy, very tricksy.



I find he makes watching Amber almost fun. Respect to those who can raw-dog Amber. I need help.

I’m not sure the embed is working

https://youtu.be/WOSLp2WqtjI

 

[blubberlubber]

This is exactly the same shit I would expect from a kid who ate a tylenol thinking it was a percocet. The slow weird cadence, the floaty movement, spacious stares. With how big she is I guarantee she'd have to eat a college student's closet garden before she'd feel a twinge of high. It's good that even with all her THC and knockoff laygo spending that she offered Feline a mattress despite her only working 12 hours! Empathetic as ever, massalynn!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Because one addiction isn't enough, she's determined to follow in the junkie footsteps of her garbage parents. Nice.

Since Gorl World Ireland clearly reads here - goddamn you talk too much. You're not that funny and no one cares.wav

Embrace brevity, you drunken Irish pot of longwinded colcannon.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Amber needs to grow up and smoke weed like literally everyone else. This exaggerated shit with Delta is boring.

 

[Xenomorph]

Kek, I hope this dumb cunt gets demonetized.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if Amber does "teh drugz" because she likes the feeling from it, or to be one of the cool kids, or so she can have one more thing for a new caregiver to "rescue" her from?
I think if it was just for the feel of it she wouldn't be so theatrical about it.