Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

What's the thing with being a failed speedrunner and niggerfaggots like Keffals? John Walker Flynt (aka Brianna Wu) tried the same thing in a category he created and got pwned a couple of days later.
keffals and the others like him have an undying need to feel unique and important. they need to keep adding things to their list of "accomplishments" because otherwise they are faced with the harsh reality that they are not special and have wasted a fair amount of their life pretending to be someone they are not and acting like some type of big shot online. keffals has shown time and time again that he needs constant praise and attention or else he starts having a fit and snorting as much coke as possible.
Might paint me as an absolute asshole but the moment you start to feel suicidal bc some internet tards have a pointless internet beef you should just go and do it. Nothing of value will be lost. In fact, I highly encourage you to kill yourself if you are that fucking fragile. Acta non verba, faggot.

Imagine being so damn weak that mere words on internet hurt you and spirals you into suicidal thoughts ":biggrin:"
the thing that gets me about these types is that more often than not they are doing it to themselves. they talk about how they wanna die and yet continue to obsess over the thing that makes them feel that way.

its very backwards thinking and it makes me wish mental asylums were more popular again as these people would either become the first ones to get locked up or be the first ones to all of a sudden get better as if nothing was wrong with them to begin with.
 
keffals and the others like him have an undying need to feel unique and important. they need to keep adding things to their list of "accomplishments" because otherwise they are faced with the harsh reality that they are not special and have wasted a fair amount of their life pretending to be someone they are not and acting like some type of big shot online.
"I took down Kiwi Farms."
"But I'm reading it right now."
[autistic screeching]
 
Keffals used the term gayops? You can take the man out of 4chan but you can't take the 4chan out of the man.

And it will never not be hilarious how people will criticize him from head to toe but steadfastly refuse to refer to him as a man.
He's also used the term "a-log" when Ethan Ralph got banned from Twitter. Reports from many years ago were somehow stacked up and processed all at one, resulting in an instant abortion.

This needs no comment, Lucas is now literally a nazi.
>He killed himself
Luke, you should too.
 
Keffals tardin' out on bluesky.

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Say the line Neco....
Keffals is ONCE AGAIN accused of being racist/having a racist community.
This time there has been a leak from the Catboy Ranch paypig server which shows a Keffals acolyte posting a picture of a Cup Ramen with a makeshift KKK hood with the phrase "Grand Noodle Dragon KKKeffals" written on it as well as a Keffals sticker holding the anti Kiwi Farms sign on the cup, mod Enny reacts but doesn't delete or take any action against what is clearly a shitpost which took way too much effort.
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Roslyn seems to think the hat says "Dragan" though because apparently it isn't obvious that the 'o' is just smudged.
It probably doesn't help Keffals case that a lot of the Catboy Ranch channels are named after previous racism allegations (Noodles, and Pain at Scale being a term that Badbunni accused Keffals of causing with their racism). This particular KKK related picture being posted in the Pain at Scale channel.
I'm unsure what the picture farleftshark posted, it appears to be a scale with a Keffals wiggler on one side, what is on the other side is unknown.
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Yet another small scale outrage, only 600 likes on the tweet, I'd actually quite like a gap in the racism allegations, like if we could go a week that'd be grand.
 
Yet another small scale outrage, only 600 likes on the tweet, I'd actually quite like a gap in the racism allegations, like if we could go a week that'd be grand.
I feel like Lucas has been accused of racism so much he's been immunized against it. Similar to overusing antibiotics resulting in antibiotic-resistant bacteria.

They really need to go after him for the actual horrible shit he's done, like child grooming. Nobody fucking cares if he's calling himself "Grand Noodle Dragon KKKeffals", that shit means nothing.
Doubtful then the staff of the Wayback Machine will do a Pikachu surprised face once they found out they removed all the KF archives at the request of a racist guy but who knows?
Weren't they removed because Taylor Lorenz has an uncle who works there?
 
I feel like Lucas has been accused of racism so much he's been immunized against it. Similar to overusing antibiotics resulting in antibiotic-resistant bacteria.

They really need to go after him for the actual horrible shit he's done, like child grooming.
Actually past evidence has proven that nobody gave a shit about the grooming allegations, people were shouting that shit at the height of DropKiwiFarms and that got absolutely nowhere, the media ignored it and anytime it was brought up on Twitter people were just accused of "parroting Kiwi Farms lies" at which point they promptly shut up. It makes a good segment on any Keffals Youtube documentaries though, not that we'll be getting anymore of those made now that Keffals has fallen off.

The closest Keffals has ever gotten to actually being what could be classed as "cancelled" was from an allegation of racist behavior, it's just some of the more recent racism allegations are absolute nothingburgers (Noodles for example).
You're right that Keffals has been immunized from certain, more silly racism allegations though, which is why Keffals has no problem joking about them and playing up to them, even naming Discord channels over them.
I notice there's no Discord channel named after the Piccrew incident though, one of the allegations that held more water and couldn't just be joked off as 'hurr, Noodles tasty'.
 
They really need to go after him for the actual horrible shit he's done, like child grooming. Nobody fucking cares if he's calling himself "Grand Noodle Dragon KKKeffals", that shit means nothing.
It's reversed in Clown World though. They not only don't give a shit about child grooming, they think it's good and wish they could. Making jokes about another intersectionally marginalised group, though? That's the real crime, because it means he's not paying his tithes (of attention and actual money) to the racial minority troons.

In his own way, Lucas is being more honest than a lot of troons by doing this, funnily enough. They pay lip service to their fellow narcissists, but Lucas can't even pretend to give a shit about anyone else, let alone anyone challenging him for the oppression crown. He's not doing it for any other reason than being a shitposter at heart and too arrogant to care. It was very funny to see him being defended from all accusations of being a terrible person (by SJW standards) because it was more important to take down The Ebil Farms, though, but now that the moment's over he's been quietly dropped and left with only his most retarded acolytes to defend him against increasingly ludicrous accusations of racism.

They never think that they could be next in the circular firing squad, do they, despite the many, many examples of SJWs who have their moment, outlive their usefulness, and then get brought down by the exact same bullshit and trumped-up accusations they've used to get any prominence anyway. In corners of the internet just like Lucas's Discord and Twitter alts, a bunch of his ilk will 'suddenly discover' that all those old allegations they dismissed in public as coming from fascists actually have some merit, and then whatever tiny thing that can be misconstrued as bigoted next will have a background of 'repeated problematic behaviour'.

And of course, Lucas also made it easy for them all by doing the picrew thing. Which would have actually worked on those idpol-obsessed NPCs if he hadn't been an idiot talking to idiots about it in a public enough forum. And one of the biggest no-nos in the Progressive Stack is to not only acknowledge the hierarchy, but to then attempt to use their own weapons against them.

Basically, Lucas's only skill is lying, and he can't even do that right most of the time. Instead he's left desperately trying to be someone, and we get to mock him for his pathetic attempts to stay relevant. Some of my favourite cows are fundamentally dull people trying their hardest to be interesting, but Lucas is even bad at that.
 
Lucas Twitter Update

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First we have Lucas losing his speedrunning record along with more retarded noodle sperging.

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Here Lucas does his whole I was a victim of drug addiction shtick to get pity points while shilling Vaush.

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Lucas taking a jab at Chunk Yogurt.

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Of course you would know what "real men" are supposed to do Lucas :story:

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Lucas talking about his new cat he named Betamax.

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Lucas calling out Musk's decision to rebrand Twitter. Once again he's a Twitter addict and yet he will still shit on the platform every chance he gets. Nothing surprising here.

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Lucas does the whole conservatives are pedos because they want female characters to look like actual women and not the crude approximation Lucas is. Second part of this Tweet is Lucas bitching about female features he doesn't have.

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Well Lucas, maybe, just maybe, if you didn't spend all your grift money on drugs, you could afford to do this. Just saying. :smug:
 
Hard to believe that the same man that was doing victory laps a few months ago and celebrating the death of this site, has been reduced to noodle sperging and screeching into the void.

For some reason Lucas comes off as even more fucking annoying than he was during the DKF saga.
 
Hard to believe that the same man that was doing victory laps a few months ago and celebrating the death of this site, has been reduced to noodle sperging and screeching into the void.

For some reason Lucas comes off as even more fucking annoying than he was during the DKF saga.
It's probably because without the #DropKiwiFarms movement to ride off of, he's aimless. To stay relevant he has to drama bait, despite initially claiming he wanted to stay out of drama after getting out of "rehab."

He's become such a lazy, unproductive dogfucker. All he's been doing recently is posting autistic nonsense on Twitter and Bluesky all day. What happened to his weekly commentary video upload schedule? What about that supposed 24 hour charity stream to own Leafy if he declined a fight with Anisa's husband?

I actually thought he finally figured out what format he wanted his commentary videos to be in, which would then mean it should be easier for him to crank them out.
 
with the way keffals constantly spergs about noodles i really dont blame anyone who accuses him of being racist because he really is giving off that feeling of one of those kids that think they are super cool because they learned a bad word that nobody else knows so they just keep saying it and smirking to themselves every time.
 
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