Culture Jason Aldean’s Try That in a Small Town sums up the delusions of the right wing - *Grauniad hyperventilating*


Jason Aldean is a country music star and a big fan of law and order. He loves the law so much, in fact, that he’s willing to take it into his own hands.
If you come to his (imaginary) small town and disrespect a cop or engage in any sort of protest, you will regret it.

Such is the theme of Aldean’s new song, Try That in a Small Town, which is all about how the singer and his pals will aggressively deal with unseemly behaviour on their turf. A sample extract: “Cuss out a cop, spit in his face … Well, try that in a small town / See how far ya make it down the road. / Around here, we take care of our own …”

A little later in the song Aldean elaborates further on what might happen if lines are crossed. “Got a gun that my grandad gave me / They say one day they’re gonna round up. / Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck.” He is, it would appear, referencing a conspiracy theory that the government is going to confiscate Americans’ guns to impose martial law.

Try That in a Small Town was released in May but when the music video came out last Friday it generated immediate controversy. The video leaves little doubt as to what Aldean is trying to communicate: it intersperses footage of him singing in front of Maury county courthouse in Tennessee – the site of the lynching of a Black man, Henry Choate, in 1927 – with footage from protests, looting and civil unrest. Small towns are wholesome, the message is. Full of “good ol’ boys” who were “raised up right”. Cities, meanwhile, are hotbeds of violence … and diversity.

That last bit isn’t spelled out – it’s not like Aldean yells “I’m a massive racist!” in the middle of the track – but the dog whistles are difficult to ignore. The song has been called “a modern lynching song” by detractors and the video was pulled from Country Music Television (CMT) on Monday. (While CMT has confirmed the video was taken off rotation, it hasn’t put out a statement as to why.) Fellow country star Sheryl Crow has also voiced her disapproval. “There’s nothing small-town or American about promoting violence,” Crow tweeted on Tuesday. She further noted that Aldean should know better, “having survived a mass shooting”. Crow was referencing the shooting at Las Vegas’s Route 91 Harvest festival in 2017: the deadliest mass shooting by a lone shooter in modern US history. Aldean was performing and got out unscathed. He was lucky. Sixty people were killed and 867 injured. Those people weren’t killed and injured by a Black Lives Matter protester. They were killed by Stephen Paddock, an angry white man from Iowa.

Try That in a Small Town has generated a lot of criticism, but it also has fervent supporters. Including, of course, GOP lawmakers. “I am shocked by what I’m seeing in this country with people attempting to cancel this song and cancel Jason and his beliefs,” the South Dakota Republican governor, Kristi Noem, posted in a video on Twitter on Wednesday. The Tennessee house GOP leader, William Lamberth, similarly tweeted: “Loved this song since it was released and will continue to fight every day to spread small town values … Give it a listen. The woke mob will hate you for liking this song.” Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the governor of Arkansas, also didn’t miss the chance to stoke a little culture war. “The Left is now more concerned about Jason Aldean’s song calling out looters and criminals than they are about stopping looters and criminals,” she tweeted.

Aldean, for his part, is furious at insinuations there is anything racist in his song about shooting outsiders who come to his little country town.

“In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song,” Aldean tweeted on Wednesday, “and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous. There is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it – and there isn’t a single video clip that isn’t real news footage.”

If Aldean isn’t trying to make a point about the Black Lives Matter protests, what is Try That in a Small Town about then? Community, apparently. “When u grow up in a small town, it’s that unspoken rule of ‘we all have each other’s backs and we look out for each other,’” Aldean wrote on Instagram when he launched the video. “It feels like somewhere along the way, that sense of community and respect has gotten lost.”

Perhaps you’re wondering which quaint small town Aldean grew up in. The answer is: he didn’t. Aldean is from Macon, Georgia – a city with a population of about 153,000 people. Now he lives in Nashville, a city with a population of approximately 700,000. The small town he’s singing about is a product of his imagination.

But that’s conservatives for you. Last month Nikki Haley tweeted about how much better the US used to be back in the days before marginalized people had rights. “Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country,” she tweeted.

Was the past really that easy for the former South Carolina governor? By her own admission things have got a hell of a lot better for people who, like her, aren’t 100% white. “Years ago I was disqualified from a pageant because they didn’t know whether to put me in the white category or the black,” she wrote on Facebook in 2012. “I was neither. Tonight I watched my daughter get first place in her school pageant. God has an amazing way of bringing things full circle.” God also has an amazing away of depriving people like Haley of self-awareness.

Aldean’s song doesn’t just epitomize manufactured rightwing nostalgia, it also encapsulates rightwing paranoia. People on the right are obsessed with the idea that big cities are violent hotbeds of crime where you risk your life every time you nip out for a pint of milk. In reality, however, big cities tend to be safer than small towns. A 2013 study by the University of Pennsylvania, for example, found the risk of death from an injury was more than 20% higher in rural small towns than in larger cities. “Cars, guns and drugs are the unholy trinity causing the majority of injury deaths in the US” one of the researchers told NBC News at the time.

The pandemic, to be fair, saw a rise in violent crimes in cities. But even still, you’ve got a better chance of living a long, healthy life in a city. A 2021 US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report on mortality data from 1999 to 2019 found people living in rural areas die at higher rates than those living in urban areas. That’s because they have less access to healthcare and are more likely to live in poverty.

So what’s next for Aldean? Well, I’ve got some good news for all the Republican lawmakers screeching about how unfair it is that Aldean has been cancelled by the woke mob: he’s going to be fine. Indeed, he’s going to be more than fine. Country music (and America) has a way of opening its arms to people accused of racism and making them feel right at home. Just look at Morgan Wallen, for example. In February 2021 TMZ published a video of the musician drunkenly yelling the N-word during a conversation with a friend. He was shunned from polite society for a few months but made a rapid comeback. He won album of the year at the Academy of Country Music Awards in 2022. His song Last Night is currently in its 14th week at number one on the Billboard Hot 100. If it sticks there a little longer he’ll beat the 19-week record currently held by Lil Nas X’s Old Town Road, featuring Billy Ray Cyrus.

While people on the right may be railing about Aldean being “cancelled”, the sad truth is that this will probably help his career. He’ll go on Fox News and yell about wokeness. He’ll wallow in his imagined victimhood. His song will probably be played in rallies for the next Republican nominee for president. Aldean hasn’t been cancelled or silenced – his message has been amplified.

“The Left is now more concerned about Jason Aldean’s song calling out looters and criminals than they are about stopping looters and criminals,” she tweeted.
Where's the lie?
He is, it would appear, referencing a conspiracy theory that the government is going to confiscate Americans’ guns to impose martial law.
You faggots at the Guardian demand exactly this. Get the fuck outta here with that "conspiracy theory" bullshit.
Aldean’s song doesn’t just epitomize manufactured rightwing nostalgia, it also encapsulates rightwing paranoia. People on the right are obsessed with the idea that big cities are violent hotbeds of crime where you risk your life every time you nip out for a pint of milk. In reality, however, big cities tend to be safer than small towns. A 2013 study by the University of Pennsylvania, for example, found the risk of death from an injury was more than 20% higher in rural small towns than in larger cities. “Cars, guns and drugs are the unholy trinity causing the majority of injury deaths in the US” one of the researchers told NBC News at the time.
Put your money where your mouth is and spend a night on the streets in Oakland.
 
Good thing I'm not Christian.

The anti-catholic shit depends on the region, but in the deep south evangelical fundie territory its still a thing in rural areas, at least according to my catholic friends.
You know how you deal with that? Invite them to dinner. The Catholic- Protestant feud bores me because it's so easily solved. Also read the Bible, New Testament, you'd find some peace I'd think
 
You know how you deal with that? Invite them to dinner. The Catholic- Protestant feud bores me because it's so easily solved. Also read the Bible, New Testament, you'd find some peace I'd think
I'm not catholic so I don't know about the nitty-gritty of that shit, but unfortunately a lot of evangelicals in small town are in straight-up cults that discourage them fron interacting with anyone outside their church. Small, isolated towns, especially with few economic and educational opportunities, are unfortunately the perfect place for cults to set up shop (in my neck of the woods its usually fringe independent fundie baptist shit).
 
Oh yeah, the metal scene has devolved into a bunch of hand wringing retards.
Infiltrated with troons too. In fact, the first troon I encountered online wasn't part of any LGBTQIP shit. He was a metalhead with a fetish for women dressed up in rubber or latex and posed like furniture while wearing gas masks.
 
Y'know I don't think Ice Cube's Cop Killer got this many people's panties in a bunch and it was pretty blunt in it's message. Like this is the kind of shit that would have been a Coors jingle 20+ years ago.
That was Ice T who made that song not ice cube. He made the song Fuck the police with NWA.
(I only just saw the edit.)
People losing their shit over a single country song, ignoring an entire subcategory of rap (drill) that is literally just threats and bragging about actual murders committed.
The whole point is simple, white people need to stay in their lanes and not think about being edgy or funny, that's only allowed for brown people and Jews now.

That being said I don't care for modern country but the fact this is being called a call to lynching makes me think we're in peak Nazi racist hysteria period.
 
That being said I don't care for modern country but the fact this is being called a call to lynching makes me think we're in peak Nazi racist hysteria period.
I gave the song an honest listen driving home yesterday. I expected a "built Ford tough" at some point. The way people are acting you'd think there was a lyric like "we'll take you outback to shoot some cans. Like Africans and Mexicans", but no, nothing.

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About a significant and truthful as those songs about love it gangbanging
Its just another data point enforcing that the progressive left has become the jack thompson & tipper gore censoring faggots of my youth.
This isn't even country. It's distorted guitar shit posing as country music pushing shit. That said, the lyrics are right.
I hate nu-country. Its just twangy pop. However when I first heard this song I immediately thought it was Jason Aldean trying to channel stuff like Hank Jr's "A Country Boy Can Survive", that was absolutely uncontroversial in the mainstream 20 years ago (and less). So common it has its own whole sub-genre of country music, "Outlaw Country"
The preacher man says, it's the end of time
And the Mississippi River, she's a going dry
The interest is up and the stock markets down
And you only get mugged if you go downtown

I live back in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
And a country boy can survive, country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these boys can't do

We grow good old tomatoes and homemade wine
And country boy can survive, country folk can survive

Because you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run
'Cause we're them ol' boys raised on shotguns
We say grace and we say mam
And if you ain't into that, we don't give a damn
 
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So you're.... Making shit up

Good to know
Evangelicals having something against Catholics is an actual thing. It's not as intense now as it was a few decades ago. The older ones are still leery of anything Catholic.
It's a stupid song, but the thing that I can't over is how soft that the song is. The music and his vocal pitch don't complement the intense lyrics.
This is something pop music has been doing a lot for at least the past decade. Remember there being a song called Fight Song that sounded like a poppy dirge. Sister Sin has a song also called that you can beat someone up to. I blame Pumped Up Kicks for this.
Now for some actual fight music.
 
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