Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dr. Hannibal Buress]

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/159dkvv/being_sued_for_contempt_of_court_wisconsin/

Someone is Pat posting on reddit. obviously not him, he'd never refer to himself as a "little known author" or ask for help.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i can remember not so long ago when our lives were enriched by Prison Enjoyer. soon, perhaps, he may be joined by his friend Patrick S. Tomlinson, and they'll enjoy prison together.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/159dkvv/being_sued_for_contempt_of_court_wisconsin/

Someone is Pat posting on reddit. obviously not him, he'd never refer to himself as a "little known author" or ask for help.

lmao.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure Judge Sosnay will be very impressed by Rick's opinion that the judge (whose judgment is required constitutionally to be honored under the Full Faith and Credit Clause) who ruled against him is a "drooling idiot."

I wonder what Rick will think when the Wisconsin judge also rules against him.

 

[JustStopDude]

Pride is a hell of a drug, child.

 

[Divine right to rule]

They also get street cred. Imagine Pat in jail:
"What are you in for?"
"I am not in prison, stalker!"

No, child. You are not going to "destroy that ass" later.

 

[Johnny Salami]

"I like you and we can either do this the easy way or the hard way"

"You do not like me, stalker! You've been instructed many times to stop asking me that question under federal law."

 

[Oliver Onions]

The only thing that would make this even better is if the judge gives Patrick a taste of his childing medicine.

I think the opposite would be funnier. I want to see Pat channel the energy of every lolcow on earth and give that judge a spirit bomb childing that makes his tard rages at Josiah and the SWAT teams look like Oxbridge debates by comparison.

I don't understand.
All Fatrick has to do is just Shut the Fuck Up on Twitter and ignore his trolls , but he doesn't.

Your mistake is applying normal human logic to Pat.

A normal person is physically incapable of tweeting 2,500 times a month and replying to every single atalker child who texts them, if for no other reason than they'd just get bored. Pat is legitimately touched in the head, whether due to ODD or being an actual medical retard he is completely incapable of restraint.

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's in reference to this

https://apnews.com/article/biden-dog-secret-service-commander-bite-89448214f0832edabd28940f7a2c8d4c

Bidens dog keeps biting secret service members. This is the second of his dogs that started biting people.

This makes his statement, unsurprisingly, even more retarded. If a dog randomly starts biting people around it, without a history of that behaviour, it's most likely sick or too old and needs a shot of pentobarbital to meet the big dogcatcher in the sky. Much like its owner, really. Something like @W00K #17 said might also apply, could be that the dog senses its owners weakness and is trying to protect him from the "bad men".
What i am trying to get at here is that doing anything besides getting rid of the dog would be so astronomically stupid that only a fat rube with a 1.2 GPA (PE doesn't count) could come up with it.

His best course of action would be to just make payment in full to Quasi right now.

I very much doubt he could do that, even if he wanted to. Which he doesn't, stalker. I'd be surprised if the Hamlinsons have any savings at all, they somehow don't strike me as the financially responsible types

 

[Piggle Rick]

I'm sure Judge Sosnay will be very impressed by Rick's opinion that the judge (whose judgment is required constitutionally to be honored under the Full Faith and Credit Clause) who ruled against him is a "drooling idiot."

I wonder what Rick will think when the Wisconsin judge also rules against him.

Judge Sosnay won’t know about that comment unless someone tells him about it. I wonder whether Dan or Boomia or another pest will bring it to His Honor’s attention.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's dignity, wife-child

 

[FinnSven]

Judge Sosnay won’t know about that comment unless someone tells him about it. I wonder whether Dan or Boomia or another pest will bring it to His Honor’s attention.

I am sure it will piss him off, but technically unless it’s part of discovery, he can’t consider it in this particular case.

It’s a shame Fatrick didn’t tweet it or whatever, thus making it public and quotable.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Hey, I’ve been on a jury and told not to consider something we heard, but you can’t just ignore it. Imagine you’re hearing a rape case and you find out the defendant beats his wife and jerks off to CP and sexually harassed women at work, then you’re asked to ignore that. It would be impossible, even for a judge.

 

[FinnSven]

Hey, I’ve been on a jury and told not to consider something we heard, but you can’t just ignore it. Imagine you’re hearing a rape case and you find out the defendant beats his wife and jerks off to CP and sexually harassed women at work, then you’re asked to ignore that. It would be impossible, even for a judge.

Of course. People are only human after all.

I am sure the Judge will not officially take it into account, but no one knows what else he is thinking of when he renders verdict.

All the things you mentioned could apply to Fatrick apart from thankfully sexual harassment of female colleagues.

The good thing about him being self employed is that he isn’t inflicted on anyone else in an office or workshop.

I wonder if he has harassed bartenders, waitresses and coatcheck girls?

He has made some sleazy comments on twitter, so I am sure he has made similar “jokes” to women who can’t tell him to fuck himself or risk their job.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

The weird part about this is that though ppl have mentioned it before: this has got to be a last ditch effort to hide this shit from his wife, or at least hide how bad it is.
its just fits the motif of deny deny deny... plus: what wife ever would be happy to learn that her husband literally had a slap fight on the internet that could potentially cost them their house?

unless shes a closet raging alchy that doesnt give a fuck this is gon get gud

 

[YarrBlueballs]

The weird part about this is that though ppl have mentioned it before: this has got to be a last ditch effort to hide this shit from his wife, or at least hide how bad it is.

Pat's issues might involve hiding/denying it from his wife, but that's only part of a greater issue with hiding/denying it from the world at large, since it would damage his self perception.
He doesn't give a shit about his wife in particular knowing, he gives a shit about people at all knowing he's a fuckup.

 

[bile demon]

1. Pay 5 grand to get unbanned on Twitter
2. Use your reinstated account to tweet yourself into jail
3. ???
4. Profit! 50 grand debt

I'm trying to think of a bigger self-own but I got nothing. He's objectively worse off than the Gunt at this point.

 

[Sock Cucker]

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7879209/

I haven't caught up and not one of my main cows so I may be late, but his IMDB page lists his height as 4' 7", his spouse is Nick, and he was in a short film called Dadbods. That last one might be true, lol.

 

[Broadside]

Wait (...) It... can't be!
Never mind him being a whale, we all knew that!
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But now you're telling me we've been bullying a fucking midget this whole time???
Oh Pat, please, say it ain't so!!
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Whew, that was a close one. False alarm boys! Still a fit, well endowed giant.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MANLET (I'm also 5'7)
Of course he lies about his height, what an insecure little lunatic Piggy is.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He can't just stick his head in the sand and hope it goes away.
Unlike the Gunt, he doesn't live in Mexico. If he just tries to ignore it at some point he's gonna get a bench warrant issued, and while cops don't normally take the trouble to chase someone like Fat up, the problem he has is he gets SWATed constantly, so the next time he gets SWATed, the cops are gonna see that warrant flash up and he's gonna get dragged down to the jail in handcuffs.
He's so arrogant and so terminally stupid and obstinate I can seriously see him trying to child the Judge and generally being such an irritating smug piece of shit he really does face jail time over this.
I also doubt he has the money to pay it.
A smart person would just pay it in full, take the hit to his ego and try to move on.
Fat is neither smart nor fiscally solvent enough for this to be an option.
This dumb bastard has literally Xittered himself into a cell.
It's tough.

 

[Vect]

Sorry to butt in, but did anybody post non-audio excerpts of his book writings anywhere?