Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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This is the most autistic thing that I think she has ever done. She sold her pokemon card collection on ebay and had the brilliant idea to DRIVE TO THE BUYERS HOME ADDRESS TO HAND DELIVER THE CARDS, WITHOUT FIRST GETTING THE APPROVAL FROM THE BUYER.
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Thats not the only issue. Since no tracking was provided, Ebay will not release the funds untill the buyer leaves a good review.

She doesn't see how any of this was a bad idea. Im laughing my ass off. Shes really giving great milk lately.
 
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This is the most autistic thing that I think she has ever done. She sold her pokemon card collection on ebay and had the brilliant idea to DRIVE TO THE BUYERS HOME ADDRESS TO HAND DELIVER THE CARDS, WITHOUT FIRST GETTING THE APPROVAL FROM THE BUYER.

Thats not the only issue. Since no tracking was provided, Ebay will not release the funds untill the buyer leaves a good review.

She doesn't see how any of this was a bad idea. Im laughing my ass off. Shes really giving great milk lately.
Of course her asspaters are telling her that the guy is an asshole because he won't leave her a review and suggesting she leave him bad reviews claiming he stole her cards. She took someone's private information that they entrusted to her for a very narrow and specific purpose and decided to show up to his house uninvited because she got some stupid bug up her ass and ran out her shipping deadline. The absolute disregard for the guy's wishes and feelings, her putting her own wants and stupid ideas first and foremost and expecting him to just be okay with it, and then crying and playing victim when he's rightfully pissed is borderline anti-social behavior. Selfish brat.
 
This is the most autistic thing that I think she has ever done. She sold her pokemon card collection on ebay and had the brilliant idea to DRIVE TO THE BUYERS HOME ADDRESS TO HAND DELIVER THE CARDS, WITHOUT FIRST GETTING THE APPROVAL FROM THE BUYER.

Thats not the only issue. Since no tracking was provided, Ebay will not release the funds untill the buyer leaves a good review.

She doesn't see how any of this was a bad idea. Im laughing my ass off. Shes really giving great milk lately.
I hope she was in cosplay for this impromptu delivery.
 
Thats not the only issue. Since no tracking was provided, Ebay will not release the funds untill the buyer leaves a good review.
Ebay sides heavily with the buyer. If he's a dick, all he has to do is never say he received the cards and Pixy's out her money and cards. Harassing him or leaving bad reviews in retaliation is a good way to get banned.
Congrats, Pixy, you played yourself.
 
Of course her asspaters are telling her that the guy is an asshole because he won't leave her a review and suggesting she leave him bad reviews claiming he stole her cards. She took someone's private information that they entrusted to her for a very narrow and specific purpose and decided to show up to his house uninvited because she got some stupid bug up her ass and ran out her shipping deadline. The absolute disregard for the guy's wishes and feelings, her putting her own wants and stupid ideas first and foremost and expecting him to just be okay with it, and then crying and playing victim when he's rightfully pissed is borderline anti-social behavior. Selfish brat.

Doesn't shipping count as the postmarked date and not the delivery date though? Like you aren't responsible for how fast the mail moves. Just how fast you ship something. So all she had to do was ship it and message the seller that it had just been shipped. It's not a week before Christmas. The package should get there in plenty of time. Why did she provide no tracking? Especially for collector's items like this. It all seems so hasty. Like she came up with this idea overnight. Honestly that's fair because she's off unemployment and blew her money on anal beads and other junk instead of saving it.

But if you are going to sell collector's items you need to be a little more responsible. This isn't a pizza. I'd be freaked out too. There's been a number of Craig's List crimes over the years where someone was killed or assaulter by a scammer. One in my city involved an ATV or dirt bike. The guy just wanted money and shot the buyer. So it's natural to be very wary. If you want to deliver in person you agree upon a public place at a busy time to reduce risk. Even then I'd be a little frightened these days. People are crazy.

I hope she was in cosplay for this impromptu delivery.

These days I think it's a high possibility. But even her regular clothes are hilarious now. Either way she probably looked ridiculous. It's either Sora or giant baby in rompers.

So I saw a pic on lolcow farm of a good cosplay the character Pixy was attempting. The red and black bodysuit. I don't know the character. I thought it was something MCU at first, which I also admit I'm not super familiar with either. Me and Pixy have different tastes in old games. So I'm not up on the KH stuff besides the main characters.

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Now I see why someone said the wig was wrong. It's not just the wrong color. It's totally the wrong shape. Pixy's looks like it was dragged out of a trunk as is. Black sneakers instead of red boots with white trim. No belt or mask. Like I understand not having the weapon. It looks like a pain in the arse to make and it's probably expensive because it's more elaborate than the run of the mill keyblade. I'm not saying she has to be super accurate for a shoot at the kids' playground with Tripod-san. But after seeing this guy's cosplay I am baffled as to what the hell Pixy was actually going for.

Her cosplays used to be fairly decent despite her weight at times. Well save for Rainbow Mika. Shampoo wasn't too good either. But at least she tried with the commissioned dress that was too short and didn't fit anyway. Now she just dons a wig and escapes to fantasy land. It's more like a kid's version of cosplay. I think that Pixy is just bad at doing male characters. It might be due to her mental illness payload increasing by the day and not the fact that the characters are male. But the extreme blindness to detail is very glaring. No one would know who she is unless she told them.

I assume that just like the stomach penis making her "so obviously male", she also thinks that the low effort cosplay is extremely accurate. Because she's delusional and everyone should naturally see what she sees. It's very sad.
 
Incredible. Her transition into Chris Chan is going swimmingly!

I don't understand why or how she couldn't ship the cards to the customer before the deadline in the first place. She's unemployed and doesn't have any other daily obligations* that would cut into all the time she could easily spend packing and shipping the order. What if the guy didn't live anywhere near her? Why the fuck would she think driving to him was a solution instead of shipping it late and accepting those consequences instead of invading someone's privacy and making things so much worse? Too lazy to buy packing supplies? Banned from the local post office? Great fucking job.

*Well, besides stuffing herself into bodysuits and sticking her wide, flat ass towards the camera at the local playground because she thinks some other human being out there wants that. Priorities!

That Lillian asspatter sounds almost as stupid as Sarah too. Retards enabling retards.
 
Doesn't shipping count as the postmarked date and not the delivery date though? Like you aren't responsible for how fast the mail moves. Just how fast you ship something. So all she had to do was ship it and message the seller that it had just been shipped
The way I understand it is that she had a deadline to get the item to the post office and provide the buyer/Ebay with proof of shipping, probably a tracking number. You're right in that she can't control when the item gets there, but she was supposed to send it out by a certain time. She had a couple of days to do this, but instead she contacted the guy and asked if she could drive it to him. He didn't respond during that time, so instead of getting off her ass to do what she needed to, she decided just to drive it to him even without his permission because she didn't care about her obligations, only what she wanted to do. Now she's going through her usual beats of "he's disrespecting me!" "I'm such a bad human!" "I don't want to die!" so that stupid people will be distracted by how "crazy" she is and focus on comforting her instead of telling her she's a bitch and the guy has every right to be mad.

As for her dad, I think it's far more likely he suggested it as something she could possibly do if the guy agreed to it, but Pixy only heard "it'll be easier than going to the post office" and decided that would be her course of action no matter what. She's even contradicting herself (because she's lying for maximum pity), she says here she did it to save money but in her first post an enabler asked if she had to pay for shipping because it should have been free and she confirms shipping wouldn't have cost her anything, this was just 100% laziness and entitlement on her part.

Edit: Thinking about it more, is it possible she was trying to scam him for the shipping money? I admit the only time I sold something on Ebay it was a doujinshi nearly 15 years ago and I don't really remember much of how it went, but if you, as a seller, don't have to pay for shipping doesn't that mean the customer has paid for it? Did Pixy figure if she could save an extra $5-15 by pocketing the shipping fee and just delivering it to him and it's blown up in her face marvelously? Because holy fuck this is great if it did. :story:
 
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As for her dad, I think it's far more likely he suggested it as something she could possiblely do if the guy agreed to it, but Pixy only heard "it'll be easier then going to the post office" and decided that would be her course of action no matter what. She's even contacting herself (because she's lying for maximum pity), she says here she did it to save money but in her first post an enabler asked if she had to pay for shipping because it should have been free and she confirms shipping wouldn't have cost her anything, this was just 100% laziness and entitlement on her part.
It's not that dumb of an idea, but the execution of it was pants on head stupid.
 
Her dad thought delivering it would be fine, because he is as retarded as she is.

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"What was I supposed to do?" Uh, go to the post office and ship it like you said you would? It doesn't matter if the person is down the street, you still need the paper trail of it having gone through the post office for any kind of selling stuff online. Ebay used to be rife with scams too, which is why they have that rule in place.

This whole thing almost reads like she was afraid to go the post office because she's never done it before, like a teenager or something would be. I remember experiencing stuff like that but I got it over with a long time ago. Funny to think that she's 37 and has probably never been to a post office to mail something. She's so stunted it's astounding.
 
Btw, what's Victoria like? Is it a more... suburban, nice "Arlen" type place? Or are there like rednecks who might have loose rebar in their pickup trucks?

(Though even in nice suburbs, the parents won't tolerate this pervert shit.)
Actually, I think Arlen is a really good fictional comparison to Victoria. It's not a small town by any means, but it's isolated from nearby cities in Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. It's a fairly conservative suburban type of place, but people there won't give her too much shit unless she's doing these photo shoots around kids, and someone may give her shit for using the guy's bathroom, but I wouldn't say Victoria is an ultraconservative place like your typical small town in Texas. She's not in any danger here, as much as she wants to believe otherwise.

I haven't lived there in 15 years, but I doubt all that much has changed in Victoria. It's honestly not a bad place to grow up in, but it sucks being at least an hour and a half away from a bigger city (Corpus Christi doesn't count), so it can get kind of boring being stuck there.
 
Of course her asspaters are telling her that the guy is an asshole because he won't leave her a review and suggesting she leave him bad reviews claiming he stole her cards. She took someone's private information that they entrusted to her for a very narrow and specific purpose and decided to show up to his house uninvited because she got some stupid bug up her ass and ran out her shipping deadline. The absolute disregard for the guy's wishes and feelings, her putting her own wants and stupid ideas first and foremost and expecting him to just be okay with it, and then crying and playing victim when he's rightfully pissed is borderline anti-social behavior. Selfish brat.
This is also why if people are willing to pick up their items in person like they bought them on Craigslist that it's done in a public space with lots of people around. It prevents scams, people holding you up for your money or even going as far as to jack your ride. Pixy is just being a retard as usual and it's everybody else's fault but hers.

Wait, what?
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Her dad thought delivering it would be fine, because he is as retarded as she is.

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Again the overdone emotion, crying and asking if she's going to die over some stupid shit she did.
 
Aww, she's mad. I don't know what has her panties in a wad, but we know how she likes to get mad over nothing
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God, I hope she enters a phase of posting more videos to the haters. The Facebook posts are getting repetitive and difficult to decipher. It's fun to watch her brain work in real time like this.
 
Aww, she's mad. I don't know what has her panties in a wad, but we know how she likes to get mad over nothing
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This might be the what

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Pixy, you're in Texas. That's the fastest way to stay unemployed in a small-ish town.

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Dear Pixy, Facebook is not a magic 8 ball.

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Aww, she's mad. I don't know what has her panties in a wad, but we know how she likes to get mad over nothing
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Poor Pixy doesn't get it that when you put something out there on teh intarwebs that you will get attacked, people will make negative comments and you can't stop that.

And a real man, like she pretends she is, would just take this in stride and not give "the haturz" any kind of response.

She also still sounds girly.

This might be the what

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Well that's retarded as usual but here's the thing that stuck out to me:

Some Troon said:
"Oh so I'm not ALLOWED to treat myself on credit?!?!?!?! I'm not fucking ALLOWED to get privacy away from my parents screaming!!!!! I'm not ALLOWED to escape my CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It reminded me of this:
Terry Pratchett said:
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.”

There were 14 of those at the very end when three at most would have made as much impact. And even beyond that, Pixy is just getting angry that the world isn't agreeing with her on everything and that she's a big strong masculine man who does girly looking photoshoots.
 
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