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[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah but it is feminist which means it's literally ghostbusters 2016! It also hurts the feelings of true and honest conservative men.


Also Jack reviewed Oppenheimer, and spent a significant part of the review whining about Barbie. He even made a comment making something up about how all the men seeing it are as pussywhipped as he is.

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EDIT: He also complains about an R-Rated movie for having nudity and cursing in it.

OMG! Pink shirts on men! The entire aesthetic of the Barbie movie is PINK.

The fuck is the problem with a pink shirt? A real man doesn't give a fuck about that. In fact pink used to be considered a manly color because it was a shade of red. But no, Jagoff wouldn't be seen dead with anything pink. Can't have anybody thinking he's queer now can they because he wore a pink shirt. Oh no. He's a real man who titters when close to his male friends and probably sucks cock as well. The longer this goes on the more Jagoff shows his homosexual side.

Of course a bible thumping retard like Jack is against any nudity.

Except male nudity. He's into that but he'll deny it later.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Haven't check in on this thread in a while. Boy.

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I fought tooth and nail to keep my employer from making me get the jab and this retard actually makes me feel kind of embarrassed for not getting the Fauci ouchie.

Soy contains phytoestrogen, which acts like estrogen in the human body. So in theory, this would mean it would lead to more feminizing effects.

However, phytoestrogen is also much weaker than regular estrogen. And since phytoestrogen binds to estrogen receptors just like estrogen does, it could lead to lower estrogen than not eating soy since it would block the estrogen from binding when phytoestrogen binds.

So, it's going to really depend on the person's hormone levels, estrogen receptors, etc...

In reality, the difference is likely going to be negligible either way. Similar to people who think that taking zinc will make their testosterone go up. It will if there's a deficiency, but otherwise, it's going to have basically no effect on it at all.

The shitty plastics that jack gets from microwaving plastic bags is going to have a lot more of an effect than soy products

I love edamame. I can eat a whole bag of the frozen stuff easily. If I do, my tits hurt the next day. idk what to make of that.

Because there's a contingent of typically right wing morons who somehow believe the barbie movie is emasculating men by not having enough ken characters, making the ken characters less interesting, making the barbie characters the focus, etc. all while forgetting that it's a fucking Barbie movie and somehow have never glanced down a barbie aisle even once buying a gift for a friend's kid or niece or whoever, and noticed that for every ken doll there's 20 barbie dolls with everything in pink packaging. They truly believe that any movie featuring a female main character and clearly directed toward a female audience MUST be the equivalent of that shitty ghostbusters movie from 2016 or everyone involved must be a dumb bitch like Jennifer Lawrence claiming she was the first female lead in an action movie. You know, retarded soygon of applebees talking points from almost a decade ago.

I haven't seen Barbie yet but several commentators I follow are seething about it which seems like a massive overreaction.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Sure, but it's still like being mad that a movie about robot toys has robots in it. Or that a movie about a sports team features people playing sports.

Yeah but then it's not really an unreasonable take. I would not be surprised to hear "there's this new movie about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the Patriots suck and their fans suck too" from a sportsball person. Or insert any other sports team that a contingency of people can't stand.

It could be a bit of an overreaction, but it's not totally absurd, like actually going to a movie that you know you're going to hate and then complaining about how much you hated it.

 

[Tiresome]

I haven't seen Barbie yet but several commentators I follow are seething about it which seems like a massive overreaction.

It's just the age we live in, as much (deserved) flak the SJWs get for being offended at nearly everything, the right-wingers are at least as bad, and seem to take every new cultural item (that isn't SOUND OF FREEDOM MUGHH), whatever it is, as a personal attack.

 

[p1138]

Yeah but then it's not really an unreasonable take. I would not be surprised to hear "there's this new movie about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the Patriots suck and their fans suck too" from a sportsball person. Or insert any other sports team that a contingency of people can't stand.

It could be a bit of an overreaction, but it's not totally absurd, like actually going to a movie that you know you're going to hate and then complaining about how much you hated it.

It's more generic than that though. "here's this new movie about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the NFL sucks, American Football sucks, and I hate sports" would be more of an equivalent.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's more generic than that though. "here's this new movie about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the NFL sucks, American Football sucks, and I hate sports" would be more of an equivalent.

It's not enough to just not watch a movie, you gotta bitch about it online because Ben Shapiro told you to

 

[Tiresome]

It's more generic than that though. "here's this new movie about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the NFL sucks, American Football sucks, and I hate sports" would be more of an equivalent.

Once you're on the outrage machine, it takes a lot to stop. The constant cycle of anger - release acts directly on the brain chemistry and is likely an actual psychoactive addiction. They're going to be studying the effects of the rise of Western mass media agitprop for decades.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

It's like going to see Transformers and being upset that there's robots in it

I don't care if it's the best Barbie movie ever any man who isn't a faggot who gives a shit about a barbie movie should be shot.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Once you're on the outrage machine, it takes a lot to stop. The constant cycle of anger - release acts directly on the brain chemistry and is likely an actual psychoactive addiction. They're going to be studying the effects of the rise of Western mass media agitprop for decades.

Anger and the related stress causes an enlarged amygdala, which then acts as a feedback loop as the amygdala is overactivated in response to stressors. The amygdala is also responsible for regulating addiction-related behaviors. Jack's amygdala must be the size of a walnut.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Anger and the related stress causes an enlarged amygdala, which then acts as a feedback loop as the amygdala is overactivated in response to stressors. The amygdala is also responsible for regulating addiction-related behaviors. Jack's amygdala must be the size of a walnut.

I'm not a neurosurgeon but im pretty sure getting off the outrage machine does (at some point, to some extent) involve saying that whatever it was you stood for was bullshit - and that's no mean feat considering how some people I know are quite unwilling to back down, even about small things

 

[Tiresome]

I'm not a neurosurgeon but im pretty sure getting off the outrage machine does (at some point, to some extent) involve saying that whatever it was you stood for was bullshit - and that's no mean feat considering how some people I know are quite unwilling to back down, even about small things

It doesn't have to be as difficult as repudiating one's entire set of sensibilities, it can be as simple as just coming to the conclusion that "I do not have to care about this."

 

[AnOminous]

Of course a bible thumping retard like Jack is against any nudity.

Against any female nudity that is. If it was a huge cock he'd be making this face.

 

[soulless guarantee]

So somehow Jack can admit that he knew nothing beforehand about the history of Oppenheimer, but 30 seconds later can with great confidence say that the film was really how it happened

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I think if you're having a hard time cooking grilled cheese, you're probably at a point where you should politely ask a family member to cook one for you.

Ideally this is because you are a small child and will gain more cooking skills later, but sometimes you have a Jack situation. Still, it'd be easier to clean up if Tammy just cooks it for him; I'm assuming she has to clean all the As Seen On TV gadgets already.

Or if you're Gordon Ramsey, or maybe Alton Brown (although he didn't really screw it up here). Remember these?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Or if you're Gordon Ramsey, or maybe Alton Brown (although he didn't really screw it up here). Remember these?

I expected this frou frou horseshit from Ramsey, but Alton fought against this specifically 20 years ago with Good Eats. For shame.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

New JOTG: "Best Eats - Restaurant Roulette"

Jack once again tries and fails to explain what Restaurant Roulette is, while blaming us for not understanding. They end up at a restaurant next door to one of the Chinese places he reviewed a little while back. Their food looks straight out of a freezer. The waffles look like Eggos. Jack forgets what day it is, and also can't remember what city he's in even though it's the same city he lives in. A+ because it's cheap and gud.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Anger and the related stress causes an enlarged amygdala, which then acts as a feedback loop as the amygdala is overactivated in response to stressors. The amygdala is also responsible for regulating addiction-related behaviors. Jack's amygdala must be the size of a walnut.

Id also assume that strokes play a large factor in how fucked Jacks brain has become. When you were getting pissy at every little thing for the dumbest fucking reasons before a stroke, we can certainly see how bad it is post stroke. Hes regressed to a two year old throwing a tantrum over "meat is meat on bone!" until Tammy takes him for some frozen waffles and 1/2 lb burgers.

 

[Comma]

until Tammy takes him for some frozen waffles and 1/2 lb burgers.

She wants to end it as soon as possible.

I legitimately can't think of another reason why she's taking him to these places and letting him eat all this greasy garbage, while knowing he had multiple strokes and looking at his current condition.

 

[fuckwit extraordinaire]

I feel like Jack is desperately trying not to act as stroked out in the latest fatty on the go video, I don't know maybe it's just me. Also there was a nice pube on that bologna sammich, maybe that's why he enjoyed it so much. Nice to see that the Scalfatty Scaltaco borgar eating technique is something he is fucking taking with him to his greasy ass grave.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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