•Hullo. Hi. Welcome back to another video. My name is foodie beauty please subscribe & like my video <insert cameo promo featuring Chantal with the most offensive baby voice>.
•Our subject today is plopped smugly before a cardboard box upon which sits a Diet Pepsi, a wrapped round sandwich, fries, and a literal vat of pickles.
•Fuck right off Chantal.
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So let’s get to let’s get to.
•I’m gonna put out a disssclaimerrrr… if you don’t like watching people eat or eating sounds this is not the video for you.
•OKAY SO!
•Today I’m havingk a Hardee’s meal - one burger - instead of five - no yeah I’m havingk the Santa Fe chicken meal, a bucket of pickles and a Diet Pepsiiii!
•Okay so I’m doing weigh watchers - uhm I know, I’m bored of diet talk too. Let’s just - we have to, alright?
•You know? These countries are not gonna travel themselves, okay?!
•Diet Pepsi! I can ha- I’m allowe- it’s on the zero points list. Weight Watchers I’m allowed fifty points a day.
•Hey bitch, where’s
YOUR eighty-five points or whateverthefuck Amber got before she quit Weight Watchers for the 257th time.
JEALOUS?
•This is counted but it’s like almost all my points so this really puts into perspective but I’ll get into that.
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Alright, some pickles… I’m just gonna have a few
LIE …cause they’re high in sodium.
•Always the sodium-conscious bitch over here.
•The Santa Fe chicken sandwich is soo good I’m cRaViNg it.
•34 points including fries.
•She couldn’t find the WW points for the sandwich so she used the Santa Fe burger.
•She’s more punchable today than in recent memory.
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SO!
•<smug thumbnail pose>
I don’t know how to do a thumbnail pose without looking like a psycho.
•Maybe you should look deeper into that issue, you fucking brain stem.
•Soooo! Bismillah! Thank you for the food.
•<Holds a fry up to the lens>
•Cunt we know what a mother-fucking French fry looks like.
•I can’t find the ketchup. It’s somewhere in the house. It’s a traveling ketchup.
•Did you check the KFC drawer and the pizza-box wardrobe?
•Seriously - who LOSES A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP IN THEIR HOUSE?
•Why do Tweedle Stupid and tweedle STUPIDER always pull their food apart to show the inside. It’s so revolting and dirty and feels like such a violation.
•It has Santa Fe sauce whatever that is, and tomato!
•<Takes a bite that is literally nearly half the sandwich>
•She’s still doing that violent ripping and tearing with every bite. She’s furious that this meal is so tiny.
•Soft-Boobies enters the room and mumbles something to which Chantal says “
I know, me too.” I’m hearing impaired and couldn’t get what he said. Help?
•Also shut up fucking Tall Peetz.
•Is he looking for ketchup?
•THING brought ketchup to his hungry bride. He pours it for her because he’s just gallant like that.
•<softly> Thank you baby.
•Here, unless I imagined it, she starts eye darting for a sec, with an angry frustrated expression on her face and then Salad-boy says something and she smiles again. No idea what that was about other than she hates him.
•He says “
ENJOY YOUR FOOD BABY” to which she replies:
•Thank you babeee!
•Ugh I’m feeling stabby today.
•Salah found the traveling ketchup. I won’t tell you where it was.
•MMM! Two tablespoons of ketchup is two points.
•So I’m gonna show you how Weight Watchers works with the fost food.
•Nah bitch I’m good. Eat your little chicken sandwich.
•Then I’ll do a video…
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BITCH if anyone gives an actual fuck about how WW works, they can look it up just like you fucking did. So to use your favorite phrase, CAN IT. You won’t be on Weight Watchers in a week anyway.
LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES!
•She’s talking about Weight Watchers. FFW
•The sauce? It tastes like the Cajun sauce from Pupeyes.
•Someone should tell her to quit with the white eyeliner. Even Marie Osmond fucking gave it up a decade ago. Soooo tacky.
•pinky erection for a sec.
•I ffw and she’s talking about the best “region” for pizza. I’m gonna dip because she’s mind-numbingly boring and I can’t listen to the crunching of the fries
•Boye goise.
ETA: why is the ketchup bottle wrapped in cling wrap?
Also, learn how to properly spell “
SANTA FE” you fat fucking moron.