Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Retink Retunk]

There's some truth in that cartels have a financial interest in tourist spots and the last thing they want is the American forces getting involved or for money to stop coming in (it's a good way to launder money since many of those places are cash only). But they hire a lot of low iq mongoloids that will chimp out at tourist

Pretty much this, cartels are businesses and know when to play the good guys as they'll do a lot of work for small towns, going as far as to bring people presents on their birthday, mostly so they can use these towns as hiding places and know these towns won't side with the government that has mostly abandoned them. The reasons cartels would care about tourist zones isn't for the tourist bucks, but the money laundering and because they can be used to escape from authorities most likely. That and the desire to not aggravate the US military into some stupid conflict if they directly launched a war on a tourist hotspot with a lot of Americans.

They do go to war with the Mormons though as the US government doesn't care about the Mormon compounds out in Mexico.

 

[anustart76]

So, tonight's episode, Tim's back from his bottom surgery, with Ian and Hannah-Claire, joined by guest Dave Landau.

Tim was in a pretty good mood, so it started out pretty well, with everyone joking around, Ian talked about getting jacked and how he's feeling more masculine, which makes me hope he starts going full Alex Jones on Tim one of these days. Hannah looking hot tonight (I will not simp, I will not simp, I will not simp).

Dave was making great jokes all night, but Tim refused to laugh for most of it, only to laugh at his own shitty jokes. Comments are pointing this out too. Random topics, Obama's sous chef found dead (my personal theory is he saw Big Mike railing Barack with her big dick, and they couldn't let that get out), Twitter becoming X, Home Ec not being a common thing anymore, they got into some discussion of Disney live action remakes with Hannah having some based input about boys and girls having different interests. Wasn't too obnoxious, better than Tim's typical shows but not as good as the Seamus shows last week.

I think I'm realizing that what gets most irritating about Tim is that he'll go on and on monologuing about a topic to his guests, bullshitting his way through a topic for 5 minutes straight, with full confidence as though he knows exactly what he's talking about and is delivering some new radical brilliant idea, while only having a surface-level understanding of it and nothing terribly insightful. But I really do like Ian, he has no idea what he's talking about half the time either, but at least he's got a good attitude about it all.

Easily the highlight of this episode:

 

[Johnny Salami]

Easily the highlight of this episode:

I can't believe I shaved my dick for this

That about sums up every one of his guest he has talked over

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I think I'm realizing that what gets most irritating about Tim is that he'll go on and on monologuing about a topic to his guests, bullshitting his way through a topic for 5 minutes straight, with full confidence as though he knows exactly what he's talking about and is delivering some new radical brilliant idea, while only having a surface-level understanding of it and nothing terribly insightful.

I often compare Tim to Jon Stewart, in that both have pretensions to being these knowledgeable truth-tellers, straddling the political divide & calling out both sides, but when you dig into their content, it is just empty. With all the talk online about "Oppenheimer", & the morality of using the atomic bombs to end World War II, I had the chance to share around this clip, from quote a few years ago. In it, Bill Whittle, of PJ Media, breaks down Stewart's claims that dropping the bombs was a war crime & his, at best, surface level knowledge of the event:

Tim has the same essence to much of his talking points. & much like Jon Stewart, his audience will consume this without a second thought.

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Tim is back in the studio, & had Dave Landau as the guest.
Ian & Hannah co-hosted.

Dave does his level best to lighten things up, but sadly, Tim is easing back into his soporific self, breezing by his jokes.

Also, since the topic of drowning came up, I want to let readers know something important:
You are far less buoyant in fresh water than in salt water, meaning you sink far easier in lakes/ponds/rivers.
Even though it may seem easier, due to how close the shore can be, it can be more taxing to swim in them.

Clip Collection:
-Tim says what his mother's favourite coffee is. I wonder what Tim's father, who allegedly has a YouTube channel, thinks of his son's coffee venture:

-Tim did not go through surgery, he went through an Eddie Bravo-endorsed Mexican "Cellular Performance Institute" treatment:

-Ian is, & shall always be, the best part of the show. Here is a link to the video Ian was in for Dave's show, Normal World:

-It took only 12 minutes into his first show back for Tim to make a comparison to a Marvel film:

-Tim thinks that because we now have a border wall with Mexico, & laws on abortion restrictions, it is indicative of collapsing culture & community ties, with no one having morals in common...
This is the Jon Stewart-esque take I discussed above. The moment you dig into this, & realise border control & aborton restrictions have existed for thousands of years, it starts to fall apart:

-Dave makes a troon joke, everyone else is silent...:

-Hannah says women think about love all the time, not being a girl boss:

-Ian & Dave have good repartee:

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Okay so straight from the beanie, we have confirmation that Tim did not get hip surgery and instead went to Tijuana where he received alternative treatment for his hip problems.

He states that he witnessed the death of culture. Yes in a different country with different language and different history. Mexican culture is dead, I agree, they are a lawless drug den but that has nothing to do with our culture.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Tim has Rossane Barr on. Too busy watching Jersh then it'll watch Dizzy before my workout, so no Tim

 

[anustart76]

Tonight's episode was Tim joined by Ian & Phil, with guests Michael Malice & Roseanne Barr.

Decent little episode, Tim doing his usual thing, Michael basically making a lot of white pill arguments. The best parts were Roseanne at rapt attention when Ian would start talking graphene, which was fun. Tim was in a decent mood so it wasn't too bad, but he did basically start mad-dogging Roseanne at one point the way he used to do to Ian. Michael and Roseanne were having a lot of fun, and like yesterday, Tim refused to laugh.

One of the topics that sticks out to me is Tim getting upset at the idea that AI is getting good enough to replace people, instead of taking the white pill on it and realizing that if men are picking AI waifubots over real women, the real women are going to have to drastically improve themselves to get a guy instead of behaving like the modern woman. And of course, Tim spouts his bullshit with absolute certainty, just like he did when defending Pfizer tonight.

 

[WelperHelper99]

That about sums up every one of his guest he has talked over

Listen can we agree promoting Manscaped I'd a sin? It's literally telling men to shave their balls. It's about the one thing these political commentators agree on: take the bag from Manscaped. It's fucking gay

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Michael Malice & Rosanne Barr made for an entertaining guest pair, tonight.
Ian & Phil were along for the ride.

Rosanne is a perfect conspiracy-obsessed Grandma, that she has now bet Michael that there will be no elections in 2024, & "limited military tribunals" by the end of the year. She also alleges that there is a soccer ball in the U.S. installation within Cheyenne Mountain, with a Russian electronic device, given to Donald Trump by Vladimir Putin. Watching Tim desperately try to refute her claims was such a joy.

Clip Collection:
-Rosanne says she is looking to Tim Pool for inspiration on how to run a successful podcast. Dear Lord...:

-Michael posits a theory that all Republican presidents had to run failed campaigns, before being elected. But he forgot George W. Bush:

-Tim thinks if Trump had let the rioters outside the White House on 29 May 2020 run wild, it would have won him the election & granted him political capital to declare the Insurrection Act:

-Rosanne puts Tim in his place, live on air:

-Tim has made an enemy for life by daring to interrupt Ian & Rosanne talking about Graphene, to retell the same O'Hare Airport UFO story of his...:

-Tim talks about the mod for Skyrim which generates responsive dialogue. Expected him to discuss the topic sooner, since it came out some time back:

-A Super-chatter asks whether Tim will praise DeSantis for sacking the aide that re-tweeted the Sonnenrad-infused DeSantis video:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Michael and Roseanne were having a lot of fun, and like yesterday, Tim refused to laugh.

I will point out that Roseanne didn't sound like she was joking when she started going into the Q stuff. The boomers really believe Trump has us under martial law and that all of this is 4D chess.

It hurt to listen to because my mom was neck deep in the Q psyop and sounded exactly like Roseanne throwing out "what about this that this" not realizing all her info was vague and fourth hand. While it allowed her to build a narrative in her head the narrative never corresponded to reality.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I will point out that Roseanne didn't sound like she was joking when she started going into the Q stuff. The boomers really believe Trump has us under martial law and that all of this is 4D chess.

It hurt to listen to because my mom was neck deep in the Q psyop and sounded exactly like Roseanne throwing out "what about this that this" not realizing all her info was vague and fourth hand. While it allowed her to build a narrative in her head the narrative never corresponded to reality.

When I called her a conspiracy grandma, this is what came to my mind. It is the "Trust the plan" mindsetMike Lindell had when discussing things on the Culture War, albeit to a far less out-there degree. Believing there is this grand force, hidden behind the scenes, waiting to be uncovered.
While it was fun to listen to, & see this uncontrollable force just barrel over Tim, I would certainly not want my relatives to go down the rabbit hole, as Rosanne has...
I am sorry to hear that, & hoping your mother comes out of it, & to her senses, @Catgirl Tyranid.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am sorry to hear that, & hoping your mother comes out of it, & to her senses, @Catgirl Tyranid.

She passed not too long after Trump lost. I assume she would have eventually come to her senses, but I think Boomer women just couldn't grasp they were being subjected to a psyop in real time.

 

[Retink Retunk]

-Tim thinks if Trump had let the rioters outside the White House on 29 May 2020 run wild, it would have won him the election & granted him political capital to declare the Insurrection Act:

Tim is insufferable to watch on the show after the previous week of shows without him, even if he's gotten better about not constantly talking over people.

This is one of his stupider takes and Michael rightly points out that no one cared about all the shit BLM burned down and the media wouldn't cover the church or white house being burned down in the way Tim thinks. I also think it's retarded that Tim thinks BLM lost support from normies because of the Summer of Love, rather it got a massive media spike and over time people stopped caring like they do with most things.

It's also annoying that he thinks the riots were because of Covid and not because darkies and commies have no consequences for their actions when it comes to law enforcement.

 

[anustart76]

Tim is insufferable to watch on the show after the previous week of shows without him

Hoo boy do I have a show for you tonight. Tim, with Ian and Phil, was joined by guest Lila Rose, an anti-abortion activist.

Topics included aliens, voting, the Hunter Biden saga, Mitch McConnell's freezing, and more that I didn't watch. I had to dip out after about an hour because I just couldn't take it.

Lila Rose is an anti-abortion activist who has the curious ability to be as irritating as Tim. She has two speeds: God and abortion. Everything they talked about she would drag right back to God or abortion; even the chat was getting sick of her. And unlike most guests who are as insufferable as Tim, instead of butting heads and making for a hilarious show, they started bouncing off each other in perfect obnoxious harmony. The worst part is, I agree with the woman on abortion being bad, and I still couldn't stand her tonight.

On aliens: "angels are real and exorcisms are totally legitimate"
On Hunter Biden: "we need more family values and also abortion is bad"

And Tim of course, was on his usual stupid take spree, with his idiotic idea of making everyone have to sign up for the draft to vote (which men already have to do), only to turn around and make bullshit feminist concessions on top of it ("oh women can just stay home because it's important").
Tim loves the idea of "service guarantees citizenship." WHO DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD SERVE, TIM? You want to make young men die for Joe Biden? I swear this is one of his most idiotic, retarded takes right up there with his sucking the cock of Big Brother, wanting people arrested for posting porn on the internet.

And we had Phil, the guy who considers himself a libertarian, nodding along to restricting people's right to vote and supporting the idea of taxing single people (effectively the result from Tim's idea of nixing income tax for married couples with children). Taxation is theft, Phil.

Ian made some point about porn being "loving" which was mostly nonsense but somehow still managed to be the least asinine take in the whole hour I watched.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Okay, Tim has taken this position before, but it was only one time so I let it go. Now I'm going to rebut.

Starts around 17:00. Tim starts talking about the draft and he says that Vietnam was bad, there were questions about WWI and WWII, but the Revolutionary War was good and the draft was good for it.

Yes, that's true. You can speak of that with the benefit of hindsight.

So then he says "we shouldn't be involved in offshore excursions but the draft is good for home invasions".

This is the exact opposite of a libertarian position and it grates that Tim considers himself to be somewhat of a libertarian when he's just a retard centrist. Not a centrist who is retarded, a retard who thinks his retarded positions make him a centrist.

Okay so hear me out: if an idea is good in certain situations, but the government has shown they are willing to use it outside of those certain situations, then you cannot trust the government with that power at all. Saying that a power of the government is good in theory as long as they don't abuse it and then admitting that the last three or four times they did it was abuse (he doesn't mention Korea because of course he doesn't, but Korea was also an excursion and quagmire that we had no business involving ourselves in) is a clear indication that you shouldn't support the power at all. But he's retarded and thinks that as long as you can trust the people who wield the power to not abuse it then everything will be okay. In theory.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Okay, Tim has taken this position before, but it was only one time so I let it go. Now I'm going to rebut.

Starts around 17:00. Tim starts talking about the draft and he says that Vietnam was bad, there were questions about WWI and WWII, but the Revolutionary War was good and the draft was good for it.

Yes, that's true. You can speak of that with the benefit of hindsight.

So then he says "we shouldn't be involved in offshore excursions but the draft is good for home invasions".

This is the exact opposite of a libertarian position and it grates that Tim considers himself to be somewhat of a libertarian when he's just a retard centrist. Not a centrist who is retarded, a retard who thinks his retarded positions make him a centrist.

Okay so hear me out: if an idea is good in certain situations, but the government has shown they are willing to use it outside of those certain situations, then you cannot trust the government with that power at all. Saying that a power of the government is good in theory as long as they don't abuse it and then admitting that the last three or four times they did it was abuse (he doesn't mention Korea because of course he doesn't, but Korea was also an excursion and quagmire that we had no business involving ourselves in) is a clear indication that you shouldn't support the power at all. But he's retarded and thinks that as long as you can trust the people who wield the power to not abuse it then everything will be okay. In theory.

I will argue Korea. We could have fully won and prevented the formation of one of the most horrible states on the planet had we followed MacArthurs recommendation of nuking the Chinese and pushing forward. Would have set the fuckers back a century from all the losses

 

[Johnny Salami]

I will argue Korea. We could have fully won and prevented the formation of one of the most horrible states on the planet had we followed MacArthurs recommendation of nuking the Chinese and pushing forward. Would have set the fuckers back a century from all the losses

We would have gotten a Chinese offshoot of Anime (Changime?) that would have corrupted the remainder of America's youth not swindled by anime.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I will argue Korea. We could have fully won and prevented the formation of one of the most horrible states on the planet had we followed MacArthurs recommendation of nuking the Chinese and pushing forward. Would have set the fuckers back a century from all the losses

Yeah but why? They didn't attack us, it's not our problem. Let the most horrible state on the planet exist in Asia.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah but why? They didn't attack us, it's not our problem. Let the most horrible state on the planet exist in Asia.

Communism must die, simple as

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Communism must die, simple as

You can't kill ideas and you're a retard if you try.