Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

People have floated half a dozen theories from Nikki's mom financing their lifestyle to some sort of caretaker scam with Patrick on tardbux to Patrick bragging about making thousands in residuals off his insurance sales.
It's why the examination is so interesting.

On that podcast him and Niki spoke about him still getting residuals from selling insurance.
Further to this they claimed that Fatrick had to get his license reinstated to keep the residuals coming after a “troll” managed to get it canceled.

Now I admit I know nothing about selling insurance, how commission is paid for sales and what that could net someone, but I do find it a bit strange that someone could stop selling insurance and still be making enough from commission to live on years later.

If he is still working doing this, then he must somehow be a fabulous salesman as he seems to spend all day tweeting rather than wooing clients.

 

[An automatic clown]

Him and nigger farts Nikki also got PPP loans due to covid. The documentation is floating around somewhere

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

and still be making enough from commission to live on years later.

As long as the people he signed don't cancel the policy he'll be getting a cut altho I doubt you could "live from it" unless you were a extremely good salesman which Patrick very evidently isn't. He'd have at least six sinks otherwise.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Pat was technically correct, he is not overweight by any medical standard, he's frankly obese instead.

 

[BelUwUga]

Also Nikis signature resembles a retarded backwards whale with a weird tentacle. Gross and strange people this family is.

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I've seen "signs" or "marks" like that before... from illiterate warehouse personnel (solid guys but straight up could not read). I actually had to get two guys to settle on an open spiral and closed spiral so I could know which one had signed for shipments. Niki being illiterate might explain her not realizing how much of a joke of an author Fat is.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

I believe stenographers are a dying breed as more are becoming digital. So I'm not sure how many stenos they have left up there.

On the one hand you're right but on the other it's the US court system. Of course I hope there ends up being a recording but I'm not optimistic.

 

[FinnSven]

As long as the people he signed don't cancel the policy he'll be getting a cut altho I doubt you could "live from it" unless you were a extremely good salesman which Patrick very evidently isn't. He'd have at least six sinks otherwise.

Well I don’t doubt he still gets paid something from the sales.
It’s not an industry I have worked in but it didn’t seem to me that Niki was lying about this.

But has Fatrick misled her on how much he would receive perhaps?

If it was possible to work a few years selling insurance and then basically being able to effectively take very early retirement, then surely more people would do it?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

The ONA people say he actually has a day job selling insurance or something like that.
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what sane individual would ever buy insurance form fatrick? im guessing he had to do a "shame if your child ended up as peperonni" kind of thing to get them to sign up with him.

He also gets money for letting black men fart in Nikki's vagina.

nah, he doesnt charge money for that. you ever wonder how none of those black kids he grinds up gets reported as missing?

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

On that podcast him and Niki spoke about him still getting residuals from selling insurance.
Further to this they claimed that Fatrick had to get his license reinstated to keep the residuals coming after a “troll” managed to get it canceled.

Now I admit I know nothing about selling insurance, how commission is paid for sales and what that could net someone, but I do find it a bit strange that someone could stop selling insurance and still be making enough from commission to live on years later.

If he is still working doing this, then he must somehow be a fabulous salesman as he seems to spend all day tweeting rather than wooing clients.

Given Patrick’s penchant for oversharing I feel like if he was still selling insurance he’d have mentioned it by now. It’s funny how he’s learned how to keep that under wraps but nothing else.

Also if he is such a good insurance salesman that he can still live comfortably off commission without needing to do anything that just proves further how he’s the architect of his own downfall: man was set for life and let his tweeting addiction destroy him.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I don't keep up with fatrick much, mostly because it's kinda repetitive. What will happen to fatty if he went to prison over this? Do you think it'll get to that point, or will he just cave and pay it, then live in denial over it. I'm assuming the latter but Fatrick in prison for even afew months or weeks would be hilarious.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Given Patrick’s penchant for oversharing I feel like if he was still selling insurance he’d have mentioned it by now. It’s funny how he’s learned how to keep that under wraps but nothing else.

No, it goes against the reputation he's trying to create of being a full time author. Having a regular job would be a point of humilitation showing he's not as successful as he pretends. Ruins the larp.

 

[TJBirish]

He also gets money for letting black men fart in Nikki's vagina.

Nah, that's one of his hobbies.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

No, it goes against the reputation he's trying to create of being a full time author. Having a regular job would be a point of humilitation showing he's not as successful as he pretends. Ruins the larp.

Yeah exactly. He brags about only working one shift at a real job ever which I think was at target, and he proudly shits on people for working at restaurants if they dare question him on twitter. Fatrick isn't some working stiff, he's a creative genius.

 

[Divine right to rule]

He also gets money for letting black men fart in Nikki's vagina.

You think any self respecting brother would pay for that?
Even cucking Patrick would be no fun, he would be way to into it. "Yeah, melanated fellow human, get in there and take those reperations"

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Yeah exactly. He brags about only working one shift at a real job ever which I think was at target, and he proudly shits on people for working at restaurants if they dare question him on twitter. Fatrick isn't some working stiff, he's a creative genius.

Hmm...fat dipshit narcissist who brags about never working a real job and also appears to have no money, spends their life online, and has a domestic background...hmmm...why does that sound familiar...

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I mean a prison nog can always use a fist if he's determined

OH OOH OOH MUTTS LAW MUTTS LAW!

He literally made that same joke. How does it feel to be beaten to the joke by someone so fat?
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And it's not even good ones, it's the Disney shit.

BWAHAHAHA "has consensual sex on the regular" who the fuck talks like that?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't keep up with fatrick much, mostly because it's kinda repetitive. What will happen to fatty if he went to prison over this? Do you think it'll get to that point, or will he just cave and pay it, then live in denial over it. I'm assuming the latter but Fatrick in prison for even afew months or weeks would be hilarious.

His ego will never let him pay up. What'll likely happen is this:
>He'll be ordered to pay
>He won't pay, and keep tweeting "Never owed a penny and never will stalker. Enjoy prison."
>This will drag on for up to a year or two.
>At that point, or some time before, Quasi will get sick of it and send his debt collectors to confiscate what Patrick owes.
>Patrick will simultaneously deny Quasi took anything while saying the Atalkers stole from him.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

He also gets money for letting black men fart in Nikki's vagina.

That hasn't been proven in court.

... but it's about to be.

 

[internet friend]

I really hope if he does go to jail, it's only for like a week. However in this week I want twitter to change to X officially, just so he won't be able to xeet about it. Piggy will be positively red with rage.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

BWAHAHAHA "has consensual sex on the regular" who the fuck talks like that?

I suppose this is very much reading too much into it, but the statement "has consensual sex on the regular" can be taken to imply this person has a history of nonconsensual sexual encounters. Very strange indeed.